Fresh
| Fresh 83%
| Humpday (2009) | "
Mumblecore comes of age with this smartly written and well-acted, grown-up version of a "bromantic" comedy." Film Journal International Posted Jul 10, 2009 |
Rotten 2/5
| Rotten 10%
| I Love You, Beth Cooper (2009) | "
It made perfect sense to bring Doyle's book to the big screen--unfortunately the humor and emotion got completely lost in translation." Giant Magazine Posted Jul 9, 2009 |
Fresh 3/5
| Fresh 71%
| Bruno (2009) | "
Brüno is a smarter, savvier and all-around funnier movie than its predecessor." Giant Magazine Posted Jul 9, 2009 |
Fresh 3.5/5
| Fresh 66%
| Public Enemies (2009) | "
Even if specific elements disappoint, the movie as a whole lingers in your head long after the credits roll." Giant Magazine Posted Jul 2, 2009 |
Rotten 2/5
| Rotten 19%
| Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) | "
When the film finally ends, the audience doesn't feel so much elated as beaten into submission." Giant Magazine Posted Jun 24, 2009 |
Rotten 1.5/5
| Rotten 17%
| Year One (2009) | "
Devoid of any energy or enthusiasm either in front of or behind the camera." Giant Magazine Posted Jun 19, 2009 |
Fresh 3/5
| Rotten 50%
| The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 (2009) | "
While the original film offers superior thrills, Scott's Pelham functions just fine as diverting entertainment." Giant Magazine Posted Jun 12, 2009 |
Rotten 2/5
| Fresh 78%
| The Hangover (2009) | "
It’s hard to think of any truly memorable moments from this creatively challenged outing." Giant Magazine Posted Jun 5, 2009 |
Fresh 5/5
| Fresh 97%
| Up (2009) | "
Only Pixar could take a simple adventure story and turn it into a profound statement about life's infinite possibilities." Giant Magazine Posted May 29, 2009 |
Rotten
| Rotten 8%
| What Goes Up (2009) | "
With its flat-footed script and poor production values, What Goes Up is a movie to be endured rather than enjoyed." Film Journal International Posted May 27, 2009 |
Rotten 2.5/5
| Rotten 27%
| Dance Flick (2009) | "
It would be easier to recommend the movie if it weren't so inconsistent, sometimes aiming for real wit but more often settling for the lowest common denominator." Giant Magazine Posted May 22, 2009 |
Rotten 2/5
| Rotten 44%
| Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009) | "
Overstuffed with gimmicks, but short on charm and creativity." Giant Magazine Posted May 21, 2009 |
Rotten 2.5/5
| Rotten 32%
| Terminator Salvation (2009) | "
It's a largely empty moviegoing experience because the characters and story don't demand any emotional investment." Giant Magazine Posted May 20, 2009 |
Rotten 2/5
| Rotten 37%
| Angels & Demons (2009) | "
A glum, by-the-numbers potboiler distinguished only by its admittedly handsome production values." Giant Magazine Posted May 15, 2009 |
Rotten 1.5/5
| Rotten 18%
| Next Day Air (2009) | "
A messy and unpleasant genre mashup that needed at least two or three rewrites before shooting started." Giant Magazine Posted May 8, 2009 |
Fresh
| Fresh 95%
| Star Trek (2009) | "
The four-decade-old sci-fi franchise boldly goes back onto the big screen as a muscular, action-packed summer blockbuster." Film Journal International Posted May 5, 2009 |
Fresh 4/5
| Rotten 33%
| The Limits of Control (2009) | "
The Limits of Control casts a hypnotic spell that will entrance some viewers--myself included--while leaving others searching for the nearest exit." Giant Magazine Posted May 1, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 36%
| X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) | "
Wolverine is a complete and utter mess." Giant Magazine Posted May 1, 2009 |
Rotten 2.5/5
| Rotten 41%
| Fighting (2009) | "
Wait for DVD or, better yet, cable television, where you can change the channel every time Tatum stops fighting and starts talking." Giant Magazine Posted Apr 24, 2009 |
Rotten 2/5
| Rotten 55%
| The Soloist (2009) | "
Ironically, it's Foxx's gift for mimicry--the same skill that made him a perfect Ray Charles--that defeats him here." Giant Magazine Posted Apr 24, 2009 |
Fresh 2.5/5
| Rotten 18%
| Obsessed (2009) | "
Obsessed is best enjoyed as glossy, campy fantasy" Giant Magazine Posted Apr 24, 2009 |
Fresh
| Fresh 98%
| Anvil! The Story of Anvil (2009) | "
An engaging account of the life and times of an obscure Canadian heavy-metal band." Hollywood Reporter Posted Apr 24, 2009 |
Fresh 3/5
| Fresh 85%
| State of Play (2009) | "
I'd still encourage viewers to check out the series, but the movie is an above-average Cliffs Notes version." Giant Magazine Posted Apr 17, 2009 |
Fresh
| Rotten 57%
| Sleep Dealer (2009) | "
This inventive indie sci-fi movie has plenty of big ideas to make up for its small budget." Film Journal International Posted Apr 16, 2009 |
Rotten
| Fresh 86%
| Tyson (2009) | "
Despite some compelling moments, this one-sided portrait of former boxing superstar Mike Tyson feels like a missed opportunity." Film Journal International Posted Apr 16, 2009 |
Fresh
| Rotten 46%
| Hannah Montana The Movie (2009) | "
As critic-proof as they come, Hannah Montana: The Movie is sure to delight the tweenagers who adore the Disney Channel series." Film Journal International Posted Apr 10, 2009 |
Fresh
| Rotten 51%
| Observe and Report (2009) | "
Warner Bros. takes a gamble on writer-director Jody Hill's sophomore effort, a pitch-black comedy that's sure to inspire rants and raves in equal measure." Film Journal International Posted Apr 9, 2009 |
Rotten 2/5
| Rotten 28%
| Fast & Furious (2009) | "
Like a souped-up show car, Fast & Furious is all gleaming surfaces and muscular detailing, but there's absolutely nothing going on under the hood." Giant Magazine Posted Apr 3, 2009 |
Fresh
| Fresh 88%
| Adventureland (2009) | "
Greg Mottola follows up Superbad with another sweet and funny (though far less foul-mouthed) coming-of-age comedy." Film Journal International Posted Mar 31, 2009 |
Fresh 3/5
| Fresh 94%
| Goodbye Solo (2009) | "
While Goodbye Solo is an easy film to admire, I have to admit that it never really had me riveted." Giant Magazine Posted Mar 27, 2009 |
Fresh 3.5/5
| Fresh 72%
| Monsters vs. Aliens (2009) | "
This is an example of a mainstream studio blockbuster done right%u2014it effectively balances humor and action, as well as small character beats with big set-pieces." Giant Magazine Posted Mar 27, 2009 |
Fresh
| Fresh 98%
| Anvil! The Story of Anvil (2009) | "
An engaging account of the life and times of an obscure Canadian heavy-metal band." Film Journal International Posted Mar 22, 2009 |
Fresh 3/5
| Fresh 74%
| Tokyo! (2009) | "
There has yet to be an anthology film made where all of the shorts are of equal quality and that's certainly the case with Tokyo!." Giant Magazine Posted Mar 11, 2009 |
Rotten
| Fresh 64%
| Watchmen (2009) | "
Unfortunately, Zack Snyder's stylish but substance-challenged adaptation only skims the surface of this groundbreaking book." Film Journal International Posted Mar 5, 2009 |
Rotten
| Rotten 4%
| Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (2009) | "
If you thought they couldn't possibly make a Street Fighter movie that was worse than the 1994 Jean-Claude Van Damme camp-fest, you'll be unpleasantly surprised." Film Journal International Posted Mar 3, 2009 |
Fresh
| Fresh 82%
| I Love You, Man (2009) | "
Paul Rudd cements his status as Hollywood's newest A-list movie star in this light and funny "bromantic" comedy." Film Journal International Posted Mar 3, 2009 |
Rotten
| Rotten 12%
| Crossing Over (2009) | "
Once the plot mechanics kick into gear, it becomes increasingly difficult to take the movie seriously." Giant Magazine Posted Mar 1, 2009 |
Rotten
| Rotten 23%
| Fired Up (2009) | "
Gimme a B! Gimme an L! Gimme an A! Gimme an N! Gimme a D! What's that spell? BLAND!" Film Journal International Posted Feb 24, 2009 |
Rotten 2.5/5
| Rotten 28%
| Tyler Perry's Madea Goes to Jail (2009) | "
Obviously Perry's fanbase will turn out to support his latest morality play, but don't expect Madea Goes to Jail to bring any new converts to the Church of Tyler Perry." Giant Magazine Posted Feb 20, 2009 |
Fresh 3/5
| Fresh 84%
| Two Lovers (2009) | "
Strong performances and the gritty Brooklyn setting make this an above-average romantic drama." Giant Magazine Posted Feb 13, 2009 |
Rotten 2/5
| Rotten 58%
| The International (2009) | "
There are a number of reasons why this thriller fails to thrill, beginning with Eric Warren Singer's script." Giant Magazine Posted Feb 13, 2009 |
Fresh
| Rotten 26%
| Friday the 13th (2009) | "
What, you were expecting some kind of artistic masterpiece? The Friday the 13th remake is an unapologetically brutal and boneheaded slasher picture. It's also an effective revival of a dormant franchise." Film Journal International Posted Feb 12, 2009 |
Fresh
| Fresh 88%
| Coraline (2009) | "
On a technical level alone, Coraline is a stunning achievement and may just be the finest example of stop-motion animation yet put onscreen." Giant Magazine Posted Feb 6, 2009 |
Rotten
| Rotten 22%
| Push (2009) | "
A great premise is marred by disastrous execution in this disappointingly un-heroic take on the comic-book genre." Film Journal International Posted Feb 5, 2009 |
Rotten
| Rotten 32%
| Fanboys (2009) | "
...a hoary mixture of trite nerd jokes, lame physical comedy and fairly basic Star Wars references that actually condescends to geeks under the guise of celebrating their peculiar culture." Film Journal International Posted Feb 4, 2009 |
Fresh 3/5
| Rotten 57%
| Taken (2009) | "
Taken is an exploitation flick pure and simple, which means it's deliberately preposterous and often morally reprehensible. It's also a damn good time at the movies, provided you don't take any of it too seriously." Giant Magazine Posted Jan 30, 2009 |
Fresh
| Rotten 31%
| The Uninvited (2009) | "
A generic horror programmer somewhat enlivened by two strong lead performances and a surprising, if preposterous, plot twist." Film Journal International Posted Jan 30, 2009 |
Rotten 2.5/5
| Rotten 32%
| Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009) | "
I wouldn't say that Rise of the Lycans redeems the Underworld franchise, but at least it shows that a solid movie can be made from this material." Giant Magazine Posted Jan 23, 2009 |
Rotten
| Rotten 59%
| My Bloody Valentine 3D (2009) | "
Despite a few creative scares, this 3D enhanced horror film never quite delivers on its central gimmick." Film Journal International Posted Jan 20, 2009 |
Fresh 3/5
| Rotten 50%
| Notorious (2009) | "
The film takes a greatest-hits approach to its subject's life story, condensing his rise to fame, fall from grace and steps towards redemption into an easily digestible narrative that entertains, but rarely enlightens." Giant Magazine Posted Jan 16, 2009 |