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Tim Evans

Tim Evans

Agrees with the Tomatometer 71% of the time.

Publications:
One People's Project , Sky Movies
Total Reviews:
491

Worst Reviewed Films

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1/5 8% Payback Season () " Debut director Danny Donnelly's thriller settles snugly alongside similar geezerish fare such as Kidulthood. Which is to say it isn't very good." — Sky Movies
Posted Mar 7, 2012
1/5 7% New Year's Eve (2011) " It's basically Love Actually without the, erm, wit, pathos, humanity, humour and modest wage bill of Richard Curtis' seasonal luvvie-in." — Sky Movies
Posted Dec 7, 2011
1/5 10% Trespass (2011) " Yes, it's a mess." — Sky Movies
Posted Nov 9, 2011
1/5 19% Love's Kitchen (2011) " A veritable banquet of awfulness." — Sky Movies
Posted Jun 22, 2011
1/5 0% Swinging With The Finkels (2011) " A rubbish sex romp." — Sky Movies
Posted Jun 15, 2011
1/5 15% Anuvahood () " Let's just hope there's not anuva." — Sky Movies
Posted Mar 16, 2011
1/5 39% A Serbian Film (2011) " What's most offensive is director Srđan Spasojević risible insistence that the unpleasantness on offer is an allegory for the sorry political plight of Serbia." — Sky Movies
Posted Dec 8, 2010
1/5 19% The Last Song (2010) " Death can't come quickly enough." — Sky Movies
Posted Apr 29, 2010
1/5 26% The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard (2009) " Picture a knackered jalopy misfiring on all cylinders, lurching from one pile-up to the next and spewing foul fumes as it lumbers inevitably to the breaker's yard. Then think of the cinema equivalent." — Sky Movies
Posted Oct 23, 2009
1/5 0% Spell () " The acting is like a Crossroads masterclass poorly served with a script that insists everybody treats demonic possession like it was a dose of the sniffles." — Sky Movies
Posted Oct 4, 2009
1/5 8% 31 North 62 East (Too Close to the Truth) (2009) " A half-baked political thriller that reeks of a feature-length student YouTube clip." — Sky Movies
Posted Sep 18, 2009
1/5 5% Miss March (2009) " Nothing works. Nothing comes close to working. Even other people's ideas that work in their own films don't work here." — Sky Movies
Posted Sep 11, 2009
1/5 37% Gigantic (2009) " Everything that happens slots neatly into the art house template - wacky leads, wackier supporting players, coy alt-rock soundtrack - but director Matt Aselton doesn't know when to stop." — Sky Movies
Posted Jun 19, 2009
1/5 9% Reverb (2007) " Like a quadruple disc concept album from the most indulgent prog-rock act of the 1970s, this is a complete mess." — Sky Movies
Posted Mar 7, 2009
1/5 10% Free Jimmy (Slipp Jimmy fri) (2006) " They say an elephant never forgets. But even the most anally-retentive pachyderm would be desperate to banish this misfiring mess to the darkest reaches of memory." — Sky Movies
Posted Oct 17, 2008
1/5 5% 88 Minutes (2008) " It's called Eighty Eight minutes. But, in fact, it's one hundred and seven minutes of your life that you lose should you persevere with this witless thriller." — Sky Movies
Posted Oct 3, 2008
1/5 21% Fred Claus (2007) " This is one of those flicks that attempts to appeal to adults at a nudge, nudge, wink, wink, more salacious level while keeping the kids happy. It never really works." — Sky Movies
Posted Nov 29, 2007
1/5 69% Black Sheep (2006) " Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't but there's plenty of chuckles and chills along the way as Henry, Tucket and Experience face the threat of a couple of hundred sheep bright-eyed with bloodlust." — Sky Movies
Posted Oct 10, 2007
1/5 52% Introducing the Dwights (2007) " A story slighter than the froth on top of a tube of Fosters." — Sky Movies
Posted Sep 21, 2007
1/5 14% Rise of the Footsoldier (2007) " Gore-flecked rucks and bruising rumbles are the order of the day in this unflinching portrait of a demi-monde your really rather wish would stay that way." — One People's Project
Posted Sep 7, 2007
0% Pimp (2010) " For a film that limply purports to lift the lid on the sordid world of Soho sex trafficking this dismal offering is chock full of rank misogyny." — Sky Movies
Posted May 21, 2010
80% Che: Part Two (Guerrilla) (2008) " Director Steven Soderbergh's one-dimensional portrait of the revolutionary hero continues unabated in the second part of his over-reverential biopic." — Sky Movies
Posted Feb 19, 2009
27% Clubbed (2008) " Director Neil Thompson's literally hardhitting tale of a turning worm who transforms himself from meek factory drone to strutting nightclub doorman doesn't cast a light on anything." — Sky Movies
Posted Jan 16, 2009
85% Unrelated (2008) " However, the climactic scene - when we learn what's been bugging the sour-faced Anna all this time - proves a bit of an awkward let-down, under-written and over-acted." — Sky Movies
Posted Sep 19, 2008
44% Live! (2007) " However, in a world where reality show formats are beyond parody, this particular gun goes off half-cocked." — Sky Movies
Posted Sep 19, 2008
13% The Women (2008) " Like real women, this goes on. And on and on. For almost two hours. God, does it go on." — Sky Movies
Posted Sep 12, 2008
22% Daylight Robbery (2008) " Tonally askew, comedically misjudged and drearily thuggish, this can be filed with any number of post-Lock, Stock caper comedies where psychopaths are portrayed as lovable geezers." — Sky Movies
Posted Aug 29, 2008
8% Prom Night (2008) " Annoyingly, it's a rich premise that offers all sorts of possibilities...yet McCormick doesn't appear to be bothered." — Sky Movies
Posted Jun 6, 2008
0% Strange Wilderness (2008) " A comedy wilderness." — Sky Movies
Posted Apr 11, 2008
13% First Sunday (2008) " Seasoned stars such as Loretta Devine and Regina Hall do their best...but it's an uphill struggle with a script even the good lord would rent asunder." — Sky Movies
Posted Mar 28, 2008
71% Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert Tour (2008) " The only highpoint in what amounts to little more than a cynical marketing ploy was that she didn't do a cover of her dad's Achy Breaky Heart." — Sky Movies
Posted Mar 14, 2008
6% The Accidental Husband (2009) " Even rom-com's need a relatively believable premise but the idea that you can find yourself hitched as a result of a few clicks on your keyboard is really pushing it." — Sky Movies
Posted Feb 28, 2008
16% Untraceable (2008) " Pokes fun of a particularly dark hue at those emotionally stunted netheads who are enjoying a Second Life when they haven't even had a first one." — Sky Movies
Posted Feb 28, 2008
79% The Bank Job (2008) " It's watchable...but to some people so was Last of the Summer Wine." — Sky Movies
Posted Feb 28, 2008
46% Man in the Chair (2007) " By the end it's lost any edge and is as soft and unappealing as a geriatric incontinence pad." — Sky Movies
Posted Jan 24, 2008
57% Interview (2007) " As an exercise in preconception-shattering, it works reasonably well. But as the characters veer between petulance and intimacy and back again - often within the same verbal exchange - the situation never really rings true." — Sky Movies
Posted Nov 1, 2007
43% Lagerfeld Confidential (2007) " The truth remains that Lagerfeld's expertly cultured air of mystique is one of his unique selling points and he's unlikely to give up any family secrets to anyone with the clunking interview technique of Marconi." — Sky Movies
Posted Oct 24, 2007
90% Witnesses (2004) " Techine never lapses into morbid sentimentality and it's interesting for a film to put the horror of AIDs in the 1980s in the perspective of a viewpoint 20-odd years on." — Sky Movies
Posted Oct 19, 2007
17% The Last Legion (2007) " The action sequences are handled well enough but the CGI isn't up to snuff in a tale that barely merits the retelling." — Sky Movies
Posted Oct 19, 2007
54% Manufacturing Dissent (2007) " The big question you have to ask yourself is: do these dishonest work practices actually undermine the message he's trying get across? The answer is probably not... because Moore is already preaching to the converted." — Sky Movies
Posted Oct 5, 2007
2/5 0% Outside Bet () " Ultimately, it's a bit of a point-to-point nag rather than a Derby winner." — Sky Movies
Posted Apr 25, 2012
2/5 43% Cleanskin () " At times, it's almost as funny as Four Lions. The trouble is, it's not meant to be comedy." — Sky Movies
Posted Mar 7, 2012
2/5 5% Black Gold () " It just goes on and on - the cinematic equivalent of watching sand pouring through an egg timer that takes well over two hours to empty." — Sky Movies
Posted Feb 22, 2012
2/5 29% The Vow (2012) " While the premise is quite promising, the dead hand of Valentines Day co-writers Abby Kohn and Marc Silberstein supplant the human interest potential with a mawkish rom-com sensibility." — Sky Movies
Posted Feb 8, 2012
2/5 12% W.E. (2012) " This version of the 1930s cause célèbre would make an efficient TV movie but Madonna bizarelly insists on distractingly tacking on a lame parallel story." — Sky Movies
Posted Jan 18, 2012
2/5 11% The Darkest Hour (2011) " An awkward re-hash of any number of superior movies ending in a risible liaison with a CGI submarine that would look unrealistic in an episode of Bagpuss." — Sky Movies
Posted Jan 11, 2012
2/5 13% Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked (2011) " It's probably quite a few people's idea of hell - being trapped on a desert island with Alvin and The Chipmunks for ear-drum-testing company." — Sky Movies
Posted Dec 14, 2011
2/5 44% Happy Feet Two (2011) " Plot-wise it's a meandering, stuttering mess with tsunamis roaring into life only to mysteriously disappear, a fistful of plot strands meaninglessly loitering about and any sense of danger immediately undermined by all-too-obvious solutions." — Sky Movies
Posted Nov 30, 2011
2/5 6% Dream House (2011) " The premise may err on the daft side but it's played with conviction and an atmosphere of bleak dread is carefully evoked if not maintained until the final credits." — Sky Movies
Posted Nov 23, 2011
2/5 24% Seeking Justice (2012) " If there's any justice, Nic might want to take a long break." — Sky Movies
Posted Nov 16, 2011
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