ROTTEN TOMATOES: Jurgen Fauth

JURGEN FAUTH

Agrees with the Tomatometer 69% of the time.

Publications: About.com, JurgenFauth.com, UGO

Critics' Group: New York Film Critics Online

Total Reviews: 276
Total QuickRatings: 47

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Rotten .5/5	Fresh 64%	Apocalypto (2006)	" *Unpleasant, pointless, gruesome, and exploitative, Apocalypto* is the worst movie of the year.*" — About.com* Posted Dec 5, 2006
Rotten .5/5	Rotten 48%	Secret Things (2003)	" Culminates in a quasi-philosophical orgy of pretense and trashy would-be kicks that takes its rightful place among the worst movies I have ever seen." — About.com Posted Feb 13, 2004
Rotten 0.5/5	Rotten 38%	The Singing Detective (2003)	" Why anybody would want remake the 1986 BBC mini-series ... is beyond me....A tragic misfire." — About.com Posted Oct 22, 2003
Rotten 1/5	Fresh 64%	Watchmen (2009)	" The worst adaptation of an Alan Moore comic yet." — About.com Posted Mar 4, 2009
Rotten 1/5	Fresh 77%	Burn After Reading (2008)	" Chalk it up to the Coens' much-cited misanthropy or misplaced satirical intent, but there's nothing enjoyable or insightful about hanging out with this duplicitous crowd." — About.com Posted Sep 8, 2008
Rotten 1/5	Fresh 94%	The Dark Knight (2008)	" Plodding, puffed-up kitsch mistaking itself for profound psycho noir that the source material won't support." — About.com Posted Jul 16, 2008
Rotten 1/5	Fresh 66%	The Incredible Hulk (2008)	" Might be vaguely entertaining if you were holding a Wiimote." — About.com Posted Jun 10, 2008
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 57%	Married Life (2008)	" You know you're in trouble if the wallpaper is more exciting than anything that happens in front of it." — About.com Posted Sep 23, 2007
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 13%	Aliens Vs. Predator: Requiem (2007)	" Too underlit to qualify as splatter, too bloodless to qualify as fun, too unaware of its own idiocy to be enjoyed Grindhouse-style, AvP:R is a real education in the finer stratifications of badness." — JurgenFauth.com Posted Jun 13, 2008
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 27%	Love in the Time of Cholera (2007)	" A movie of such boundless badness that it would take somebody with a Nobel Prize in literature to truly fathom the extent of its wretchedness." — About.com Posted Nov 6, 2007
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 46%	Macbeth (2007)	" Everything about this adaptation feels unconvincing and lackluster, and the beauty of the language never takes wing." — About.com Posted Jul 9, 2007
Rotten 1/5	Fresh 82%	Paprika (2007)	" Soulless characters in remarkably flat animation talking epistemological gobbledegook among watered-down psychedelia." — About.com Posted May 22, 2007
Rotten 1/5	Fresh 75%	Black Book (2007)	" Shoahxploitation." — About.com Posted Apr 1, 2007
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 37%	Death of a President (2006)	" Has very little to say once the shock value wears off." — About.com Posted Oct 26, 2006
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 54%	Marie Antoinette (2006)	" Cake is the perfect metaphor for this superficial, messy confection of a movie." — About.com Posted Sep 19, 2006
Rotten 1/5	Fresh 76%	Superman Returns (2006)	" There's nothing duller than a hero without flaws." — About.com Posted Jun 23, 2006
Rotten 1/5	Fresh 76%	Match Point (2005)	" Shot for shot the worst movie I have seen all year." — About.com Posted Nov 29, 2005
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 37%	The Brothers Grimm (2005)	" A third class theme park ride, much too dark for children, too familiar for adults, and too lame for either." — About.com Posted Aug 26, 2005
Rotten 1/5	Fresh 80%	The Aristocrats (2005)	" *What a load of sht.*" — About.com* Posted Jul 28, 2005
Rotten 1/5	Fresh 77%	Sin City (2005)	" *The most deadly thing in Sin City* is the crushing boredom that sets in after the novelty of the visual style has worn off.*" — About.com* Posted Mar 29, 2005
Rotten 1/5	Fresh 62%	Young Adam (2004)	" A depressing, dour film." — About.com Posted Oct 8, 2003
Rotten 1/5	Fresh 71%	Elephant (2003)	" Brutal and pointless." — About.com Posted Oct 10, 2003
Rotten 1/5	Fresh 90%	Whale Rider (2003)	" There's nothing wrong with a formula film per se, but when it's done as shallowly as here, I feel insulted." — About.com Posted Oct 8, 2003
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 49%	Human Nature (2002)	" A ton of cute ideas do not a satisfying movie make." — About.com Posted Oct 16, 2003
Rotten 1/5	Fresh 79%	Punch-Drunk Love (2002)	" Gimmicks in search for a heart and a soul." — About.com Posted Oct 15, 2003

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