|
1/5
|
31%
|
The Room (1998) |
"
It's hard to describe how bad the acting in The Room is."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 6, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
0%
|
The House of Adam (2006) |
"
was this supposed to be a joke?"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Feb 2, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
86%
|
Equinox Flower (1958) |
"
it tells truths but lacks the typical Ozu impact."
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Filmcritic.com
Posted Jun 14, 2007
|
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1/5
|
——
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Flirting with Anthony (2007) |
"
A better title might be Gay Bondage Porn Road Trip Freakout."
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Filmcritic.com
Posted May 6, 2007
|
|
1/5
|
40%
|
Feed (2005) |
"
a piece of laughable exploitation that is actually trying to condemn exploitation even as it exploits"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 31, 2007
|
|
1.5/5
|
17%
|
Eating Out: All You Can Eat (2009) |
"
a harmlessly silly gay L.A. comedy of manners that's far more notable for its profusion of abs and pecs than it is for such things as acting, story, and characters."
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Filmcritic.com
Posted Nov 10, 2009
|
|
1.5/5
|
——
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Ryan and Sean's NOT SO Excellent Adventure (2008) |
"
a low-budget movie set to indulge in antics aimed squarely at the 12-year-old boy demographic."
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Filmcritic.com
Posted Aug 12, 2009
|
|
1.5/5
|
40%
|
Otto; or Up with Dead People (2008) |
"
Sadly, this is one of those moments where I have to scan my reviewer's list of dismissive nouns to come up with the perfect word to describe this mess. Ah, yes, here it is: claptrap."
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Filmcritic.com
Posted Feb 11, 2009
|
|
1.5/5
|
——
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Arizona Sky (2008) |
"
Hindered by a painfully trite script and some poor directing choices"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 31, 2009
|
|
1.5/5
|
22%
|
Another Gay Sequel: Gays Gone Wild! (2008) |
"
If Another Gay Movie was the gay American Pie, then Another Gay Sequel: Gays Gone Wild is the gay Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise."
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Filmcritic.com
Posted Aug 28, 2008
|
|
1.5/5
|
——
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Only for You () |
"
At least the makeup is interesting"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jun 26, 2008
|
|
1.5/5
|
——
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Socket (2007) |
"
This low-powered sci-fi exercise is actually a soft-core gay skin flick masquerading as some kind of "thriller" with a heavy message. About what? Dunno."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jun 25, 2008
|
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1.5/5
|
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Starrbooty (2007) |
"
a big, candy-colored misfire that will have you alternately groaning and averting your eyes."
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Filmcritic.com
Posted Mar 22, 2008
|
|
1.5/5
|
——
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Bam Bam and Celeste () |
"
you'll have to be a lifetime member of the loyal Cho army to enjoy this low-rent road picture."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Sep 9, 2007
|
|
1.5/5
|
29%
|
Mame (1974) |
"
best left on the shelf."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jun 19, 2007
|
|
1.5/5
|
——
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Wasabi Tuna (2003) |
"
really really really stupid"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Aug 25, 2006
|
|
1.5/5
|
57%
|
Dracula 3 - Legacy (2004) |
"
does the cliffhanger ending indicate that everyone involved thinks it's a good idea to keep this series going"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jul 28, 2005
|
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1.5/5
|
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Izo (2004) |
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jun 25, 2005
|
|
1.5/5
|
38%
|
Girls Just Want to Have Fun (1985) |
"
Sarah Jessica Parker's embarrassing contribution to that much-studied genre known as the "'80s teen movie""
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Aug 5, 2004
|
|
1.5/5
|
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Black Mask 2: City of Masks (2001) |
"
Perhaps it's best just to forgive Hark and hope he moves on quickly from this major stumble."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Aug 2, 2004
|
|
2/5
|
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Make the Yuletide Gay (2009) |
"
a kindhearted and very low impact coming out tale with only the slightest bit of angst getting in the way of the feel good vibe"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Nov 14, 2009
|
|
2/5
|
0%
|
A Beautiful Life (2009) |
"
There's simply not enough for Maggie and David to do to sustain an entire movie."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Oct 1, 2009
|
|
2/5
|
0%
|
Dim Sum Funeral (2008) |
"
There were plenty of opportunities for originality here, but other than toying with a layer of Asian exoticism, writer Donald Martin doesn't stray far from convention"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jul 30, 2009
|
|
2/5
|
——
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Hana yori dango: Fainaru, (Boys Over Flowers: Final) (2008) |
"
reveals its biggest problem in its title"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jul 29, 2009
|
|
2/5
|
——
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Twisted Souls (2009) |
"
the devolution into animalistic psychos isn't really credible."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jul 21, 2009
|
|
2/5
|
78%
|
Sukai Kurora (The Sky Crawlers) (2008) |
"
how could a movie about the amazing sky-high acrobatics of aerial dog-fighting teenagers end up being so boring"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jul 10, 2009
|
|
2/5
|
——
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40 Dias (2009) |
"
Is there any point to all this driving, any revelation, any epiphany? Not really"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jul 10, 2009
|
|
2/5
|
39%
|
Goal II: Living the Dream (2007) |
"
If your kids play soccer, they may appreciate this tall tale of Santi's rise from obscurity to shin-padded glory, but once you pop in the DVD, chances are you won't want to stick around."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Apr 3, 2009
|
|
2/5
|
——
|
The Gene Generation (2007) |
"
Here's a three-word phrase that'll get any film critic's blood pumping: "Starring Bai Ling.""
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Feb 17, 2009
|
|
2/5
|
——
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Schoolboy Crush (2008) |
"
See it for the sociology but not for the sex."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Dec 7, 2008
|
|
2/5
|
——
|
Family Affair - The Complete Series (2008) |
"
a sitcom so sleepy that even the laugh track seems to be on Ambien."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Oct 24, 2008
|
|
2/5
|
53%
|
Hello, Dolly! (1969) |
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Oct 18, 2008
|
|
2/5
|
——
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A Perfect Fit (2005) |
"
Strictly a movie for Grenier completists"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jun 21, 2008
|
|
2/5
|
45%
|
Cut Sleeve Boys (2007) |
"
this territory has been covered dozens of times before"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Nov 28, 2007
|
|
2/5
|
64%
|
Broken English (2007) |
"
a tired retread of Sex and the City, with all the same preoccupations and issues but with none of the fun"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Nov 15, 2007
|
|
2/5
|
32%
|
Freshman Orientation (2007) |
"
OK, it's official: I no longer care about 18 year olds."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Sep 18, 2007
|
|
2/5
|
45%
|
Brooklyn Rules (2007) |
"
How many sophomoric insults can three Brooklyn teens hurl in five minutes? About 894."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted May 17, 2007
|
|
2/5
|
44%
|
Live! (2007) |
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Mar 1, 2007
|
|
2/5
|
——
|
Rampo Noir (2006) |
"
We already have one David Lynch, and one is quite enough, thank you very much."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Feb 1, 2007
|
|
2/5
|
9%
|
Shem (2006) |
"
scenic and interesting in a Rough Guide to Eastern Europe sort of way"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 28, 2007
|
|
2/5
|
26%
|
Poster Boy (2006) |
"
We all sat around in college having the sort of angry liberal rap sessions that this film painstakingly recreates. We don't have to relive them now."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Dec 2, 2006
|
|
2/5
|
——
|
Flower and Snake (2005) |
"
aspires to be more than a porn film, but the only memories you'll take away from it are images of Shizuko bound into insanely cruel positions. Enjoy"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Nov 18, 2006
|
|
2/5
|
48%
|
Summer Storm (Sommersturm) (2006) |
"
Don't let the trailer mislead you. Summer Storm is not some sort of supersexy European art film. It's kids being kids, and you've outgrown summer camp."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Sep 18, 2006
|
|
2/5
|
25%
|
The Conrad Boys (2006) |
"
vapid"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Aug 22, 2006
|
|
2/5
|
82%
|
Bugsy Malone (1976) |
"
There's little here that delivers even the bare minimum for a musical or a comedy"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Apr 10, 2006
|
|
2/5
|
53%
|
Red Dawn (1984) |
"
See Red Dawn only when you're in the mood for a guilty pleasure"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Apr 3, 2006
|
|
2/5
|
12%
|
Sliver (1993) |
"
Director Phillip Noyce's camera will leer at anything that clenches and unclenches with a steady rhythm."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Mar 27, 2006
|
|
2/5
|
——
|
Dallas - Seasons 1-4 (2006) |
"
if you have to watch Dallas reruns, these 77 episodes are the ones to watch, but consider watching them on fast-forward with the subtitles turned on"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 23, 2006
|
|
2/5
|
36%
|
Ethan Mao (2004) |
"
acting, directing, and production are all B to C level"
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Oct 26, 2005
|
|
2/5
|
23%
|
Mahogany (1975) |
"
Feminists must have hurled their Earth Shoes at the screen when they saw this dreck."
—
Filmcritic.com
Posted Sep 22, 2005
|
66%
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96%
