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Critics / Robert Abele
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    ROBERT ABELE

    Agrees with the Tomatometer 80% of the time.

    Biography: Film Critic, LA Weekly

    Publications: Chicago Tribune, L.A. Weekly, Los Angeles Times

    Total Reviews: 152

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    Rotten
    3/5

    Rotten
    25%

    Staten Island (2009)

    " The tonal idiosyncrasies may grate early on but things coalesce nicely until the whole thing starts to resemble a diverting short story." — Los Angeles Times

    Posted Nov 20, 2009

    Fresh
    3/5

    N/A

    Blood Equity (2009)

    " As rough-hewn and stylistically awkward as the film is -- editing car crash sound effects over nasty on-field collisions -- the stories make for gripping testimony." — Los Angeles Times

    Posted Nov 20, 2009

    Fresh
    4/5

    Fresh
    77%

    Collapse (2009)

    " Collapse" is a grueling peek at a doomsday prophet's rigorous mind but in a sly way also a compassionate look at the strain Ruppert endures from knowing he has only ever been right." — Los Angeles Times

    Posted Nov 13, 2009

    Rotten
    2/5

    Rotten
    42%

    Ten9Eight: Shoot for the Moon (2009)

    " Spending more observational time with her smart, resilient and stirringly positive subjects -- even seeing less-edited footage of their business plan speeches -- might have helped sell her inspirational story." — Los Angeles Times

    Posted Nov 13, 2009

    Rotten
    1/5

    Rotten
    18%

    The Fourth Kind (2009)

    " Writer-director Olatunde Osunsanmi attempts an Orson Welles-like confluence of "real" and imagined that might have worked had he gotten out of the way more, literally and figuratively." — Los Angeles Times

    Posted Nov 5, 2009

    Fresh
    3/5

    Fresh
    80%

    Yes Men Fix the World (2009)

    " Fleet and amusing." — Los Angeles Times

    Posted Nov 5, 2009

    Fresh
    3/5

    Fresh
    88%

    The House of the Devil (2009)

    " West's assured way with widescreen framing, long takes and silences followed by sharp if explainable noise are almost cruelly funny in their heart-stopping pleasures." — Los Angeles Times

    Posted Oct 30, 2009

    Rotten
    2/5

    Rotten
    22%

    The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day (2009)

    " Time may have healed some of Duffy's wounds, but it hasn't made him a better Tarantino knockoff, unfortunately." — Los Angeles Times

    Posted Oct 30, 2009

    Rotten
    1/5

    Rotten
    45%

    Saw VI (2009)

    " The usual critiques apply: terrible acting, zero suspense, laughable logic and the promise of another one next year." — Los Angeles Times

    Posted Oct 26, 2009

    Fresh
    4/5

    Fresh
    82%

    Black Dynamite (2009)

    " An enjoyable celebratory ode to a fiercely entertaining counterculture-inspired genre." — Los Angeles Times

    Posted Oct 16, 2009

    Rotten
    2/5

    Rotten
    39%

    Surrogates (2009)

    " While the notion holds promise, the execution is strictly campy and adrenaline-driven." — Los Angeles Times

    Posted Sep 25, 2009

    Fresh
    4/5

    Fresh
    75%

    The Vanished Empire (2009)

    " A nicely turned film about the crushing inevitability of change." — Los Angeles Times

    Posted Sep 25, 2009

    Rotten
    2/5

    Rotten
    45%

    Jennifer's Body (2009)

    " [Cody's] glib teen-hip dialogue mostly feels like self-conscious splatter over a sorely lackluster scare flick." — Los Angeles Times

    Posted Sep 18, 2009

    Rotten
    1.5/5

    Rotten
    18%

    Love Happens (2009)

    " That this superficial romance between a successful self-help author and a nurturing florist is also a film about overcoming the tragedy of losing a loved one only makes its clichéd insipidity that much more irksome." — Los Angeles Times

    Posted Sep 17, 2009

    Fresh
    3/5

    Fresh
    62%

    Tyler Perry's I Can Do Bad All By Myself (2009)

    " Unashamedly fond of mixing messages of vengeance and piety, Perry nevertheless manages to reduce the tonal whiplash, so that this newest entry glides a little more easily from broad laughs to teary anguish and finally sweeping uplift." — Los Angeles Times

    Posted Sep 14, 2009

    Rotten
    1.5/5

    Rotten
    0%

    Beyond a Reasonable Doubt (2009)

    " The leads can't lend either spunk or gravitas to what was already a preposterous yarn 50 years ago." — Los Angeles Times

    Posted Sep 11, 2009

    Fresh
    3/5

    N/A

    Ink (2009)

    " There's a rapacious DIY showmanship at work here reminiscent of the calling-card chutzpah Robert Rodriguez and Peter Jackson showed in scrappier, pre-blockbuster days." — Los Angeles Times

    Posted Sep 11, 2009

    Rotten
    0.5/5

    Rotten
    6%

    All About Steve (2009)

    " If you ever wanted to know what kind of movie plays deaf children falling into a sinkhole for laughs, look no further." — Los Angeles Times

    Posted Sep 3, 2009

    Rotten
    1/5

    Rotten
    28%

    Play the Game (2009)

    " Veering between syrupy sweet and awkwardly dirty, Play the Game is a woefully scoreless exercise." — Los Angeles Times

    Posted Aug 28, 2009

    Rotten
    1.5/5

    Rotten
    9%

    Post Grad (2009)

    " A joyless fluffball about after-college job woes with a dispiriting message for smart young women." — Los Angeles Times

    Posted Aug 21, 2009

    Rotten
    2/5

    Rotten
    38%

    X Games 3D: The Movie (2009)

    " Although the competitions are undoubtedly impressive achievements in the daredevil arts, as a record of what these mentally tough participants do, it too often feels like a warmed-over energy drink." — Los Angeles Times

    Posted Aug 21, 2009

    Fresh
    3/5

    Rotten
    26%

    The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard (2009)

    " The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard has a beater's clunky, fast-moving charm." — Los Angeles Times

    Posted Aug 14, 2009

    Fresh
    3/5

    Fresh
    75%

    Cold Souls (2009)

    " This quaintly goofy premise makes for pointedly neurotic Sleeper-ish fun, not to mention nifty digs at our culture of self-reinvention." — Los Angeles Times

    Posted Aug 7, 2009

    Fresh
    4/5

    Fresh
    75%

    Humpday (2009)

    " Unlike a lot of institutional raunch in today's comedy, Humpday finds laughs out of what is rarely made explicit between buddies." — Los Angeles Times

    Posted Jul 24, 2009

    Rotten
    1.5/5

    Rotten
    0%

    Homecoming (2009)

    " Neither trashy nor self-consciously funny enough to make its genre-trapped ludicrousness sing." — Los Angeles Times

    Posted Jul 20, 2009

    Rotten
    1.5/5

    Rotten
    16%

    I Hate Valentine's Day (2009)

    " All I Hate Valentine's Day adds up to is an awkward, ritualized date between moviegoer and a still-learning triple hyphenate." — Los Angeles Times

    Posted Jul 3, 2009

    Rotten
    1.5/4

    Rotten
    47%

    Whatever Works (2009)

    " Coming off last year's Vicky Cristina Barcelona, the freshest Allen film in more than a decade, Whatever Works plays like a hoary old Broadway stage comedy yanked, reluctantly, into the present." — Chicago Tribune

    Posted Jun 25, 2009

    Rotten
    2/5

    Rotten
    20%

    The Narrows (2009)

    " The Narrows is too riddled with clichés reaching past Scorsese all the way to Cagney flicks to be any more effective than a mowed-down capo." — Los Angeles Times

    Posted Jun 19, 2009

    Fresh

    Fresh
    66%

    Away We Go (2009)

    " Glib and charming in roughly equal measure, the road-tripping "Away We Go" is worth seeing for Maya Rudolph, best known for being underutilized on "Saturday Night Live."" — Chicago Tribune

    Posted Jun 11, 2009

    Rotten
    2.5/5

    Fresh
    61%

    The Girlfriend Experience (2009)

    " An exquisitely filmed piece of urban impressionism that, unfortunately, leaves one feeling that a sleek gadget has been needlessly purchased." — Los Angeles Times

    Posted May 22, 2009

    Rotten
    2/5

    Fresh
    64%

    The Brothers Bloom (2009)

    " The irony is that outside of the manufactured oddities, Weisz's performance is the best thing in the movie: an old-school screwball turn of hypercurious pep." — Los Angeles Times

    Posted May 15, 2009

    Fresh
    4/5

    Fresh
    73%

    Rudo and Cursi (2009)

    " As Cuarón's enjoyable film about brotherhood and the beautiful game zestfully points out, a block and a save are two sides of the same play." — Los Angeles Times

    Posted May 8, 2009

    Fresh
    1.5/5

    Rotten
    18%

    Love 'N Dancing (2009)

    " It is unfortunate when someone with a history of staging musical numbers and directing musical sequences can't make dialogue scenes flow." — Los Angeles Times

    Posted May 8, 2009

    Rotten
    2.5/5

    Rotten
    50%

    Empty Nest (2009)

    " In the end, it all can't help feeling a little slight, more a pleasant wade into a writer's neurotic playground than a satisfyingly deep dip." — Los Angeles Times

    Posted May 1, 2009

    Fresh
    3.5/5

    Fresh
    92%

    The Lemon Tree (2008)

    " A sober-hearted take on the righteous blowback from whittled-away souls, and a movie that invariably rights itself with each return to the beautifully steely gaze of Abbass." — Los Angeles Times

    Posted May 1, 2009

    Fresh
    3/5

    Rotten
    47%

    Battle for Terra (2009)

    " An atmospheric sci-fi saga that may lack major studio marketing heft, but deserves a chance to win over toon-tested audiences." — Los Angeles Times

    Posted Apr 30, 2009

    Rotten
    1.5/5

    Rotten
    14%

    The Informers (2009)

    " It's a movie with Altmanesque pretensions, but under Gregor Jordan's flat-line direction amounts to flipping through an out-of-date fashion magazine, one that barely spurs the energy to point and laugh." — Los Angeles Times

    Posted Apr 23, 2009

    Rotten
    2.5/5

    Rotten
    58%

    Skills Like This (2009)

    " Energetic if incoherent." — Los Angeles Times

    Posted Apr 3, 2009

    Fresh
    3/5

    Rotten
    52%

    American Swing (2009)

    " The film treats Levenson's rapid descent as if someone had turned on the lights at a sex party: scurrying away with pity and irritation that the good times had to end." — Los Angeles Times

    Posted Apr 3, 2009

    Rotten
    2/5

    Rotten
    50%

    The Education of Charlie Banks (2009)

    " Too often Durst's direction is overly earnest, heavy in long takes, atmosphere wise but scene foolish." — Los Angeles Times

    Posted Mar 27, 2009

    Rotten
    2/5

    Rotten
    57%

    Explicit Ills (2008)

    " A movie that too often feels comprised of arty public service announcements can only be considered a lost opportunity." — Los Angeles Times

    Posted Mar 20, 2009

    Rotten
    2.5/5

    Rotten
    33%

    Sherman's Way (2009)

    " Shulman, though, who also produced, is a personality drag, unable to make us care that Sherman's off-putting arrogance warrants even by-the-numbers enlightenment." — Los Angeles Times

    Posted Mar 13, 2009

    Rotten
    1/5

    Rotten
    17%

    The Lodger (2009)

    " This strained, empty effort doesn't work as homage or update, and in its darkly violent sensibility has neither the glamour of Brian De Palma's referential nightmares or even the narrative fuel of the serial-killer-obsessed procedurals that dominate tv." — Los Angeles Times

    Posted Jan 23, 2009

    Fresh
    3/5

    Rotten
    48%

    Donkey Punch (2009)

    " It's got enough formulaic flair to make it a guilty-pleasure cousin of seaborne nailbiters Knife in the Water and Dead Calm." — Los Angeles Times

    Posted Jan 23, 2009

    Rotten
    2/5

    Rotten
    47%

    Chandni Chowk to China (2009)

    " Sold as a groundbreaking convergence of Asia's leading cinematic influences -- kung fu flicks and Bollywood extravaganzas -- it can only be termed genre-mashup overkill." — Los Angeles Times

    Posted Jan 16, 2009

    Fresh
    3.5/5

    N/A

    Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi (2008)

    " This agreeably amusing comedy/romance/musical is Another Mash-Up Made by Bollywood. Writer-director Aditya Chopra's film suggests a star-powered Billy Wilder love farce, Grease and Shall We Dance." — Los Angeles Times

    Posted Dec 19, 2008

    Fresh
    3/5

    Rotten
    57%

    Fix (2008)

    " Ruspoli's empathy for the high-and-low personalities that make up our urban web -- personified in Leo's friend-to-everyone, destructive-to-himself charm -- infuses his amped-up travelogue." — Los Angeles Times

    Posted Dec 5, 2008

    Rotten
    2/5

    Rotten
    33%

    Tennessee (2009)

    " The dramatic payoffs are either nonexistent or overly manipulated, and for a journey that starts with so much deep-set pain and regret to end with a sentimental twist feels, to use a phrase anathema in Carey's world, off-key." — Los Angeles Times

    Posted Dec 5, 2008

    Fresh
    3.5/5

    Fresh
    94%

    Dear Zachary: A Letter to a Son About His Father (2008)

    " An undeniably shattering story, if forgivably shaky in its impassioned, therapeutic unfolding." — Los Angeles Times

    Posted Nov 7, 2008

    Rotten
    2/5

    Rotten
    43%

    The Tree of Life (2008)

    " It's a sympathetic notion, to be sure, but it leaves one feeling you're on the couch with Volterra, not on a roots quest." — Los Angeles Times

    Posted Oct 24, 2008
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