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0.5/5.0
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0%
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A Thousand Words (2012) |
"
Only the most masochistic connoisseurs of the truly awful need check it out. "
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HollywoodChicago.com
Posted Mar 9, 2012
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0.5/5.0
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30%
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The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) (2011) |
"
What's so unbelievably disappointing about The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) is not that it's unbelievably disgusting but that it's so unbelievably dumb."
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HollywoodChicago.com
Posted Oct 3, 2011
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0.5/5.0
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0%
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Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star (2011) |
"
If you took this script to any sane film producer, they would assume you were pulling a prank. When you told them the shockingly untalented Nick Swardson was attached as the lead, they'd call security."
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HollywoodChicago.com
Posted Sep 9, 2011
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0.5/5.0
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19%
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Just Go with It (2011) |
"
If you have a masochistic desire to see unlikable morons on a vacation you probably can't afford, check out one of the worst movies in a long time."
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HollywoodChicago.com
Posted Feb 11, 2011
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0.5/5
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37%
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Burlesque (2010) |
"
This is a music video; an ego piece for two fading stars that is one of the most creatively bankrupt pieces of cinema in years. Actually, most music videos are better. "
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HollywoodChicago.com
Posted Nov 24, 2010
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1.0/5.0
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24%
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What to Expect When You're Expecting (2012) |
"
There's little that feels real or honest in this greatest hits parade of stereotypes about pregnancy and the attempt to disguise it in manipulative sentimentality makes it all the more nauseating."
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HollywoodChicago.com
Posted May 18, 2012
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1.0/5.0
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21%
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The Raven (2012) |
"
Taking the two hours of your life that it would take to see The Raven and reading anything by the man who inspired it would be a smarter use of your time. And you'd be less likely to fall asleep."
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HollywoodChicago.com
Posted Apr 27, 2012
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1.0/5.0
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35%
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Lockout (2012) |
"
The idea of an Escape From New Yorkin space with the underrated Guy Pearce in the Snake Plissken role seemed like a slam dunk. How do you screw that up? Watch Lockout and find out. "
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HollywoodChicago.com
Posted Apr 13, 2012
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1.0/5.0
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25%
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This Means War (2012) |
"
An aggressively annoying movie. It isn't just bad. It grates. It frustrates. It baffles with its incompetence."
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HollywoodChicago.com
Posted Feb 17, 2012
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1.0/5.0
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42%
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Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (2012) |
"
I would love to support a "dumbed down" version of classic fiction that might get young viewers doing something that seems increasingly uncommon - cracking a book. But does it have to be this far down? And this dumb? "
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HollywoodChicago.com
Posted Feb 10, 2012
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1.0/5.0
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7%
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New Year's Eve (2011) |
"
So garish and manipulative that it doesn't really qualify as a film -- it's a product, no more an actual movie than a Hallmark card is a piece of poetry."
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HollywoodChicago.com
Posted Dec 9, 2011
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1.0/5.0
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20%
|
The Double (2011) |
"
With nothing resembling a character worth rooting for, the fact that the plot of The Double just gets sillier and sillier makes it one of the most annoying films of the year."
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HollywoodChicago.com
Posted Nov 4, 2011
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1.0/5.0
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47%
|
Anonymous (2011) |
"
There's absolutely nothing pleasurable about this self-serious and remarkably stupid drama."
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HollywoodChicago.com
Posted Oct 28, 2011
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1.0/5.0
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20%
|
Fireflies in the Garden (2011) |
"
This stale drama is finally getting a limited release and will prove just how limited it is to the poor saps who pay to see it."
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HollywoodChicago.com
Posted Oct 14, 2011
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1.0/5.0
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10%
|
Trespass (2011) |
"
An overheated mess, a thriller with no thrills that allows everyone involved to play up their worst tendencies."
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HollywoodChicago.com
Posted Oct 14, 2011
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1/5
|
25%
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Killer Elite (2011) |
"
Features characters less three-dimensional than most cartoons doing and saying things that are only done and said in movies. Bad movies. Really bad movies."
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HollywoodChicago.com
Posted Sep 23, 2011
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1.0/5.0
|
27%
|
Colombiana (2011) |
"
There's a reason this clunker is being buried at the end of August and wasn't screened for most critics -- it shouldn't screen for most audiences either."
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HollywoodChicago.com
Posted Aug 26, 2011
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1/5
|
20%
|
Snow Flower And The Secret Fan (2011) |
"
The film features two of the least effective lead performances of the year, which keeps the audience from engaging in the story emotionally and just leaves them wondering how this book became a bestseller."
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HollywoodChicago.com
Posted Jul 22, 2011
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1/5
|
54%
|
Hesher (2011) |
"
Like a knock-off of Chuck Palahniuk produced by people raised only on Sundance films, "Hesher" is a mess."
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HollywoodChicago.com
Posted May 13, 2011
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1/5
|
3%
|
Passion Play (2011) |
"
From the cheesy score to the nonsensical plot to the half-asleep performances, Passion Play is a snooze."
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HollywoodChicago.com
Posted May 6, 2011
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1/5
|
37%
|
I Am (2011) |
"
A well-intentioned documentary that is just too unfocused, scattered, and philosophically thin to matter."
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HollywoodChicago.com
Posted Apr 22, 2011
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1.0/5.0
|
35%
|
Battle: Los Angeles (2011) |
"
Battle Los Angeles is so derivative of superior films that you'll spend half the running time merely making a list of movies that you'd rather be watching."
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HollywoodChicago.com
Posted Mar 11, 2011
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1.0/5.0
|
0%
|
Kalamity (2010) |
"
With an overdone score, horrendous script, choppy editing, and bizarre tone changes, Kalamity is just weird in that B-movie, straight-to-video way that sometimes distinguishes films into the so-bad-it's-good genre but not quite here."
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HollywoodChicago.com
Posted Jan 25, 2011
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1/5
|
71%
|
Red (2010) |
"
When people this talented get together there's an expectation of entertainment that this inert comic book adaptation just doesn't deliver."
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HollywoodChicago.com
Posted Oct 15, 2010
|
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1/5
|
23%
|
Case 39 (2010) |
"
Miscast, poorly-directed, and just-plain boring, Case 39 never clicks into place. "
—
HollywoodChicago.com
Posted Oct 1, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
51%
|
Devil (2010) |
"
With no characters worth caring about, a heavy reliance on a final-act twist, and absolutely no sense of suspense, "Devil" completely blows the chance to build on what could have been an effective story."
—
HollywoodChicago.com
Posted Sep 17, 2010
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1/5
|
53%
|
I'm Still Here (2010) |
"
An elaborate piece of performance art or a documentary about an identity crisis of a man committing professional suicide? Either way, I'm Still Here is grating, boring, and completely without value."
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HollywoodChicago.com
Posted Sep 10, 2010
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|
1.0/5
|
27%
|
Land of the Lost (2009) |
"
The only positive thing I can say about Land of the Lost is that it's so bad perhaps it will put an end to the classic-TV-to-film machine."
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HollywoodChicago.com
Posted Jun 6, 2009
|
|
1.0/5
|
12%
|
The Unborn (2009) |
"
Could have just as easily been called "The Un-scary," "The Uninspiring," "The Unoriginal," or "The Unexciting". Whatever you do, just un-plan to see it this weekend."
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HollywoodChicago.com
Posted Jan 9, 2009
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1/5
|
0%
|
Wagons East! (1994) |
—
UGO
Posted Mar 24, 2007
|
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1/5
|
34%
|
Robocop 2 (1990) |
—
UGO
Posted Mar 24, 2007
|
|
1/5
|
8%
|
Caddyshack II (1988) |
—
UGO
Posted Mar 24, 2007
|
|
1/5
|
43%
|
Who's the Man? (1993) |
—
UGO
Posted Mar 24, 2007
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1/5
|
——
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Puppet Master V (Puppet Master 5: The Final Chapter) (2010) |
—
UGO
Posted Mar 24, 2007
|
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1/5
|
30%
|
Dead Bang (1989) |
—
UGO
Posted Mar 24, 2007
|
|
1/5
|
16%
|
Encino Man (1992) |
—
UGO
Posted Mar 24, 2007
|
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1/5
|
21%
|
Major League 3: Back to the Minors (1998) |
—
UGO
Posted Mar 24, 2007
|
|
1/5
|
33%
|
Crazy People (1990) |
—
UGO
Posted Mar 24, 2007
|
|
1/5
|
29%
|
Nick of Time (1995) |
—
UGO
Posted Mar 24, 2007
|
|
1/5
|
13%
|
Destiny Turns on the Radio (1995) |
—
UGO
Posted Mar 24, 2007
|
|
1/5
|
24%
|
The Beverly Hillbillies (1993) |
—
UGO
Posted Mar 24, 2007
|
|
|
62%
|
Salt (2010) |
"
Angelina Jolie is great and the film is undeniably expertly made but it's also shockingly lacking in personality or moments to make it register as more than just an extended chase scene."
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HollywoodChicago.com
Posted Jul 23, 2010
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|
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41%
|
The Sorcerer's Apprentice (2010) |
"
A film obsessed with the idea of magic that doesn't bother to stop and create any of its own."
—
Movie Retriever
Posted Jul 14, 2010
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|
|
64%
|
Predators (2010) |
"
Almost a quarter-century after the B-movie that launched an improbable franchise, we get a reboot that simply spins it wheels, content to deliver exactly what most will expect from it and absolutely nothing more."
—
Movie Retriever
Posted Jul 9, 2010
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|
|
69%
|
[Rec] 2 (2010) |
"
You'd be advised to forget [REC] 2 even exists. Go watch the original if you've never seen it or even check out Quarantine. You'll be much better off."
—
Movie Retriever
Posted Jul 9, 2010
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|
|
48%
|
La MISSION (2010) |
"
A well-intentioned film that nonetheless falls head first into the kind of surface-level clichés and stereotypes that are usually reserved for basic cable TV movies."
—
Movie Retriever
Posted Jul 9, 2010
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|
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81%
|
Despicable Me (2010) |
"
It's certainly possible that yet another summer masterpiece from Pixar has made me cynical about animation from other studios but, to this viewer, Despicable Me doesn't follow through on its clever opening act."
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HollywoodChicago.com
Posted Jul 9, 2010
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|
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12%
|
Love Ranch (2010) |
"
The kind of unabashed embarrassment that should send people to their attorneys to see if there's any legal way to get it removed from their pages on IMDB, Wikipedia, and the like."
—
Movie Retriever
Posted Jun 30, 2010
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|
|
53%
|
Knight & Day (2010) |
"
One of those films that constantly feels like it could have and should have been better as it threatens to come together but doesn't quite do so."
—
Movie Retriever
Posted Jun 23, 2010
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|
|
13%
|
Jonah Hex (2010) |
"
It plays like a film that's not done yet, as if the editor hated watching it repeatedly and simply refused to finish."
—
Movie Retriever
Posted Jun 18, 2010
|
65%
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