|
0/5
|
26%
|
The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1990) |
—
Metro Weekly (Washington, DC)
Posted Jun 30, 2005
|
|
0/5
|
42%
|
BASEketball (1998) |
—
Metro Weekly (Washington, DC)
Posted Feb 17, 2005
|
|
0/5
|
0%
|
Johnny Be Good (1988) |
—
Metro Weekly (Washington, DC)
Posted Nov 18, 2004
|
|
0/5
|
——
|
Omen IV - The Awakening (1991) |
—
Metro Weekly (Washington, DC)
Posted Nov 4, 2004
|
|
0/5
|
57%
|
Critters (1986) |
—
Metro Weekly (Washington, DC)
Posted Sep 4, 2004
|
|
0/5
|
31%
|
Wet Hot American Summer (2001) |
—
Metro Weekly (Washington, DC)
Posted Feb 5, 2004
|
|
0/5
|
42%
|
Remo Williams - The Adventure Begins (1985) |
"
And it ended almost immediately."
—
Metro Weekly (Washington, DC)
Posted Jan 15, 2004
|
|
0/5
|
47%
|
Prince of Darkness (1987) |
—
Metro Weekly (Washington, DC)
Posted Jan 15, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
52%
|
Penelope (2006) |
"
Penelope isn't really suitable for anyone. It's a boar."
—
Metro Weekly (Washington, DC)
Posted Mar 6, 2008
|
|
1/5
|
15%
|
Hannibal Rising (2007) |
"
Gone is the nuance, the mystery, the fright factor, in its place a near-campy Dr. Phibes-like obsession with revenge."
—
Metro Weekly (Washington, DC)
Posted Feb 23, 2007
|
|
1/5
|
50%
|
For Your Consideration (2006) |
"
If there were any justice in the world of movies, the film's distributor would gather up all copies of For Your Consideration before it hits theaters and burn them."
—
Metro Weekly (Washington, DC)
Posted Nov 16, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
39%
|
Scoop (2006) |
"
It fails to evoke one laugh over the course of 90 minutes, revealing Woody Allen's sense of humor to be not merely ailing, but dead -- completely, utterly, forever dead."
—
Metro Weekly (Washington, DC)
Posted Aug 18, 2006
|
|
1/5
|
46%
|
Rent (2005) |
"
People are always jumping up on tables, bartops, any flat surface available, as if to say 'Who needs nice furniture? Let's scuff the world!'"
—
Metro Weekly (Washington, DC)
Posted Dec 8, 2005
|
|
1/5
|
13%
|
Gojira (Godzilla 1985: The Legend Is Reborn) () |
—
Metro Weekly (Washington, DC)
Posted Oct 28, 2005
|
|
1/5
|
37%
|
The Brothers Grimm (2005) |
"
Gilliam has a history of blaming studios when his films go wrong. But he has no one to blame but himself for this poisoned apple."
—
Metro Weekly (Washington, DC)
Posted Oct 20, 2005
|
|
1/5
|
20%
|
Slipstream (1989) |
—
Metro Weekly (Washington, DC)
Posted Oct 20, 2005
|
|
1/5
|
12%
|
Sliver (1993) |
—
Metro Weekly (Washington, DC)
Posted Jun 30, 2005
|
|
1/5
|
29%
|
Hook (1991) |
—
Metro Weekly (Washington, DC)
Posted Jun 30, 2005
|
|
1/5
|
——
|
The Iron Triangle (1988) |
—
Metro Weekly (Washington, DC)
Posted Jun 30, 2005
|
|
1/5
|
12%
|
Crocodile Dundee II (1988) |
—
Metro Weekly (Washington, DC)
Posted Jun 30, 2005
|
|
1/5
|
——
|
Cellar Dweller (1988) |
—
Metro Weekly (Washington, DC)
Posted Apr 1, 2005
|
|
1/5
|
19%
|
Freddy's Dead - The Final Nightmare (1991) |
—
Metro Weekly (Washington, DC)
Posted Mar 18, 2005
|
|
1/5
|
23%
|
Unforgettable (1996) |
—
Metro Weekly (Washington, DC)
Posted Feb 17, 2005
|
|
1/5
|
6%
|
Son of the Mask (2005) |
"
Where the first Mask was an enjoyable kick..., Son of the Mask is more like a swift, hard kick in the family jewels."
—
Metro Weekly (Washington, DC)
Posted Feb 17, 2005
|
|
1/5
|
24%
|
Even Cowgirls Get the Blues (1994) |
—
Metro Weekly (Washington, DC)
Posted Nov 18, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
47%
|
The Money Pit (1986) |
—
Metro Weekly (Washington, DC)
Posted Sep 4, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
22%
|
AVP - Alien Vs. Predator (2004) |
"
There isn't a performance in the movie worth noting, unless one is noting inabilities."
—
Metro Weekly (Washington, DC)
Posted Sep 4, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
10%
|
Catwoman (2004) |
"
If movies were kitty litter, Catwoman would be the kind that doesn't absorb very well and fails to clump. And it would be stinky. Really, really stinky."
—
Metro Weekly (Washington, DC)
Posted Aug 6, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
44%
|
Don't Drink the Water (1994) |
—
Metro Weekly (Washington, DC)
Posted Jul 17, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
67%
|
Coming to America (1988) |
—
Metro Weekly (Washington, DC)
Posted Jul 1, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
——
|
Habitat (1997) |
—
Metro Weekly (Washington, DC)
Posted Jul 1, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
20%
|
Hercules in New York (1975) |
—
Metro Weekly (Washington, DC)
Posted Jun 17, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
23%
|
Van Helsing (2004) |
"
The only thing likely to have you gasping in terror is how extraordinarily inept it is."
—
Metro Weekly (Washington, DC)
Posted May 13, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
19%
|
The Nude Bomb (The Return of Maxwell Smart) (1980) |
—
Metro Weekly (Washington, DC)
Posted Mar 19, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
21%
|
Star Trek V - The Final Frontier (1989) |
—
Metro Weekly (Washington, DC)
Posted Jan 29, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
36%
|
Cocoon: The Return (1988) |
—
Metro Weekly (Washington, DC)
Posted Jan 29, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
12%
|
Jaws 3 (1983) |
—
Metro Weekly (Washington, DC)
Posted Jan 29, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
60%
|
Rocky III (1982) |
—
Metro Weekly (Washington, DC)
Posted Jan 29, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
52%
|
Win A Date With Tad Hamilton! (2004) |
"
The cast gives it the real heave-ho. Unfortunately, by the time the movie reaches its...conclusion, the whole audience is tempted to forgo the ho and just simply heave."
—
Metro Weekly (Washington, DC)
Posted Jan 29, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
21%
|
Frogs (1972) |
—
Metro Weekly (Washington, DC)
Posted Jan 22, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
39%
|
Something to Talk About (1995) |
"
Dull, dumb and listless."
—
Metro Weekly (Washington, DC)
Posted Jan 9, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
13%
|
The Haunted Mansion (2003) |
"
Mansion is as dead as the spirits who haunt its unspooktacular walls."
—
Metro Weekly (Washington, DC)
Posted Jan 9, 2004
|
|
1/5
|
27%
|
Porky's Revenge (1985) |
"
A lame followup to the spry but silly original."
—
Metro Weekly (Washington, DC)
Posted Jan 9, 2004
|
|
1.5/5
|
33%
|
Poseidon (2006) |
"
The best acting in Poseidon hails from the dead bodies.... [who] lie there, convincingly inert."
—
Metro Weekly (Washington, DC)
Posted Jun 1, 2006
|
|
1.5/5
|
23%
|
Freedomland (2006) |
"
[The] thematic material is so far beyond [director Joe] Roth's reach, you feel that even offering him a stepladder wouldn't help."
—
Metro Weekly (Washington, DC)
Posted Mar 24, 2006
|
|
1.5/5
|
43%
|
Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World (2006) |
"
Unfunny business."
—
Metro Weekly (Washington, DC)
Posted Feb 1, 2006
|
|
1.5/5
|
55%
|
Adam & Steve (2005) |
"
Craig Chester's Adam is a whiney, neurotic irritant, the human equivalent of shingles."
—
Metro Weekly (Washington, DC)
Posted Oct 20, 2005
|
|
1.5/5
|
27%
|
Fantastic Four (2005) |
"
The only story you'll find in Fantastic Four is the one attached to the last name of its director."
—
Metro Weekly (Washington, DC)
Posted Jul 22, 2005
|
|
1.5/5
|
25%
|
Bewitched (2005) |
"
The biggest letdown is Shirley MacLaine as...the magical, meddling Endora.... She doesn't just phone it in, she refuses to pick up the receiver."
—
Metro Weekly (Washington, DC)
Posted Jun 30, 2005
|
|
1.5/5
|
48%
|
Saw (2004) |
"
It's never a good thing to find yourself laughing during a horror thriller, particularly one with a menacing title like Saw. But laugh, laugh, laugh you will."
—
Metro Weekly (Washington, DC)
Posted Nov 4, 2004
|
65%
——
97%
