N/A | Fresh 81%
| Humpday (2009) | "
Humpday director Lynn Shelton didn't know until cameras started rolling whether the main characters in her movie, two straight pals, would go all the way." — What Would Toto Watch? Posted Jul 12, 2009 |
Rotten 1.5/4
| Fresh 69%
| Bruno (2009) | "
Sacha Baron Cohen's Bruno is shocking, outrageous and uncompromising in its willingness to get a laugh. It's just not very funny." — PajamasMedia Posted Jul 10, 2009 |
Rotten 2/4
| Rotten 38%
| While She Was Out (2008) | "
Never mess with an Oscar winner reduced to straight to DVD rubbish." — What Would Toto Watch? Posted Jul 8, 2009 |
Fresh 3/4
| Fresh 77%
| Baghead (2008) | "
Baghead delivers more scares with its paper masked stalker than Jason and Michael Myers combined in their respective reboots." — What Would Toto Watch? Posted Jul 5, 2009 |
Rotten 2/4
| Rotten 46%
| Whatever Works (2009) | "
The working title for Whatever Works should have been 'The Heart Wants What it Wants." — What Would Toto Watch? Posted Jul 3, 2009 |
Fresh 2.5/4
| Fresh 66%
| Public Enemies (2009) | "
Public Enemies is exactly what summer audiences deserve - a smart, sophisticated action movie. So why does it feel like a letdown?" — What Would Toto Watch? Posted Jul 2, 2009 |
Fresh 3.5/4
| Fresh 89%
| Lonely Are the Brave (1962) | "
Kirk Douglas remains the epitome of the rugged individual in the classic neo-western Lonely Are the Brave" — What Would Toto Watch? Posted Jun 30, 2009 |
Fresh 2.5/4
| Fresh 84%
| Two Lovers (2009) | "
Joaquin Phoenix is bruised, raw ... and miscast in the otherwise compelling Two Lovers" — What Would Toto Watch? Posted Jun 26, 2009 |
Rotten 1.5/4
| Rotten 19%
| Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) | "
If the robots in Revenge of the Fallen are so menacing, why can't they outrun Shia LaBeouf?" — What Would Toto Watch? Posted Jun 24, 2009 |
Fresh 3/4
| Rotten 46%
| The Proposal (2009) | "
The bar for modern rom-coms remains depressingly low, but The Proposal clears it with ease." — What Would Toto Watch? Posted Jun 19, 2009 |
Rotten 2/4
| Rotten 17%
| Year One (2009) | "
Audiences get clubbed by some pretty old shtick in Year One" — What Would Toto Watch? Posted Jun 19, 2009 |
Fresh 3/4
| N/A | Killing Ariel (2008) | "
Killing Ariel proves some romances refuse to die." — What Would Toto Watch? Posted Jun 15, 2009 |
Fresh 3/5.4
| Fresh 82%
| The Chaser (2009) | "
It's hard out here for a detective turned pimp in the thrilling import The Chaser" — What Would Toto Watch? Posted Jun 15, 2009 |
Rotten 2/4
| Fresh 66%
| Away We Go (2009) | "
The quirky meter hits red early and often in the disappointing Away We Go" — What Would Toto Watch? Posted Jun 12, 2009 |
Fresh 2.5/4
| Rotten 50%
| The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 (2009) | "
Star chemistry, not director Tony Scott's overheated style, saves The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 from being yet another tired remake." — What Would Toto Watch? Posted Jun 12, 2009 |
Rotten 1.5/4
| Fresh 66%
| Dead Snow (2009) | "
Dead Snow features a great premise - Nazi zombies! - and literally nothing else for horror hounds to chew on." — What Would Toto Watch? Posted Jun 11, 2009 |
N/A | Fresh 79%
| The Hangover (2009) | "
Never say comic actors, like The Hangover's Ed Helms, don't suffer for their art." — What Would Toto Watch? Posted Jun 8, 2009 |
Rotten 2/4
| Rotten 11%
| My Life in Ruins (2009) | "
My Life in Ruins is as relentlessly chipper as its star." — What Would Toto Watch? Posted Jun 7, 2009 |
Fresh 3/4
| Fresh 79%
| The Hangover (2009) | "
It’s a dizzying array of bawdy set pieces buoyed by a eclectic cast." — What Would Toto Watch? Posted Jun 5, 2009 |
Rotten 1.5/4
| Rotten 28%
| Land of the Lost (2009) | "
It lives down to the source material." — What Would Toto Watch? Posted Jun 5, 2009 |
Rotten 2/4
| Rotten 37%
| Henry Poole Is Here (2008) | "
Good intentions, and a rare attempt to embrace spirituality on screen, aren't enough to make Henry Poole is Here a worthy destination." — What Would Toto Watch? Posted Jun 1, 2009 |
Rotten 2/4
| Rotten 43%
| Spring Breakdown (2008) | "
Spring Breakdown - Three terrific actresses in one mediocre misfire." — What Would Toto Watch? Posted Jun 1, 2009 |
Rotten 2/4
| Fresh 93%
| Drag Me To Hell (2009) | "
Drag Me to Hell? More like sauntering through purgatory." — What Would Toto Watch? Posted May 29, 2009 |
N/A | Fresh 92%
| Every Little Step (2009) | "
Every Little Step co-director Adam Del Deo insists his new film isn't a cinematic version of "American Idol."" — What Would Toto Watch? Posted May 23, 2009 |
Rotten 2/4
| Rotten 44%
| Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009) | "
The best, and possibly only, reason to watch Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian is the enchanting Amy Adams." — What Would Toto Watch? Posted May 22, 2009 |
Fresh 2.5/4
| Rotten 32%
| Terminator Salvation (2009) | "
Terminator Salvation is a soulless sequel which could have been made by Skynet itself." — What Would Toto Watch? Posted May 22, 2009 |
Fresh 3/4
| Rotten 57%
| Hush (2008) | "
Hush proves you don't need a Jason, Freddy or Michael to create a nasty little horror showcase." — What Would Toto Watch? Posted May 19, 2009 |
Fresh 3/4
| Fresh 82%
| Pontypool (2009) | "
Talk Radio meets 28 Days Later. Somehow Pontypool makes it work - if you don't mind the lack of gore." — What Would Toto Watch? Posted May 18, 2009 |
Rotten 2/4
| Rotten 37%
| Angels & Demons (2009) | "
Tom Hanks! Ron Howard! More dull exposition than a dozen dreary indie films! If that sounds good - run, don't walk - to see Angels & Demons" — What Would Toto Watch? Posted May 15, 2009 |
Fresh 2.5/4
| Rotten 38%
| Outlander (2009) | "
Outlander is a perfectly acceptable mashup of "Alien," "Predator" and just about every Viking flick you've ever seen." — What Would Toto Watch? Posted May 13, 2009 |
Fresh 2.5/4
| Rotten 48%
| Chandni Chowk to China (2009) | "
Chandni Chowk to China is a fresh, invigorating mashup of Bollywood and Asian martial arts epics. Then, it stays around a good half hour too long. Way too long." — What Would Toto Watch? Posted May 10, 2009 |
Fresh 3/4
| Fresh 95%
| Star Trek (2009) | "
Star Trek might annoy purists, but everyone else will be glad to see Spock and co. again." — What Would Toto Watch? Posted May 8, 2009 |
Fresh 3/4
| Fresh 92%
| The Black Balloon (2008) | "
The Black Balloon is neither 'Rain Man' nor 'The Other Sister. This Aussie charmer charts its own course." — What Would Toto Watch? Posted May 3, 2009 |
Rotten 2.5/4
| Rotten 46%
| Battle for Terra (2009) | "
The spaceships - and the film's ideological bent - jump out at you during the new 3-D film Battle for Terra" — PajamasMedia Posted May 2, 2009 |
Fresh 3.5/4
| Fresh 96%
| Unforgiven (1992) | "
Unforgiven began Clint Eastwood's current apology tour for his cinematic violence." — What Would Toto Watch? Posted May 1, 2009 |
Fresh 2.5/4
| Rotten 36%
| X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) | "
The tortured hero of X-Men Origins: Wolverine can slash through anything - save his film's cluttered story line." — What Would Toto Watch? Posted May 1, 2009 |
Fresh 2.5/4
| Rotten 55%
| The Soloist (2009) | "
We expect beautiful music from The Soloist, but we suffer through some blaring false notes along the way." — What Would Toto Watch? Posted Apr 24, 2009 |
Rotten 1/4
| Rotten 15%
| The Informers (2009) | "
Remember the '80s? After sitting through The Informers you may wanna burn your Rubik's Cube and "Where's the Beef" T-shirt." — What Would Toto Watch? Posted Apr 24, 2009 |
Rotten 2/4
| Rotten 52%
| Martyrs (2008) | "
Martyrs marks new ground in the horror genre - just don't take that as a sign it's worth your time." — What Would Toto Watch? Posted Apr 22, 2009 |
Fresh 3/4
| Fresh 77%
| Yentl (1983) | "
Yentl is all about, who else? Miss Streisand. But her vast talents turn a gender-bending fable into a winner." — What Would Toto Watch? Posted Apr 21, 2009 |
N/A | Fresh 67%
| The Burrowers (2009) | "
Director J.T. Petty (The Burrowers ) tells WWTW Hollywood doesn't have the courage to start up a new horror franchise." — What Would Toto Watch? Posted Apr 21, 2009 |
Fresh 2.5/4
| Fresh 62%
| Crank High Voltage (2009) | "
Better not operate any heavy machinery after an eyeful of Crank: High Voltage" — What Would Toto Watch? Posted Apr 19, 2009 |
Rotten 2/4
| Rotten 51%
| Observe and Report (2009) | "
Observe and Report is bold, raw and uncompromising. It's also an unqualified mess." — What Would Toto Watch? Posted Apr 10, 2009 |
Fresh 3/4
| Fresh 89%
| Everlasting Moments (2009) | "
Everlasting Moments skillfully showcases the power of artistic expression." — What Would Toto Watch? Posted Apr 6, 2009 |
Rotten 2/4
| Rotten 28%
| Fast & Furious (2009) | "
Insert your own car-related gag here for the uninspired Fast & Furious." — What Would Toto Watch? Posted Apr 5, 2009 |
Fresh 2.5/4
| Fresh 63%
| Enlighten Up! (2009) | "
Enlighten Up! tries to answer yoga's burning question - what came first, downward facing dog or spiritual dogma?" — What Would Toto Watch? Posted Apr 3, 2009 |
Fresh 3/4
| Fresh 88%
| Adventureland (2009) | "
Adventureland is the comic roller coaster ride of 2009." — What Would Toto Watch? Posted Apr 3, 2009 |
Fresh 3/4
| Rotten 55%
| Shuttle (2009) | "
Hop aboard this Shuttle if you're in the mood for one unsettling ride." — What Would Toto Watch? Posted Apr 2, 2009 |
Rotten 2/4
| Rotten 57%
| Special (2008) | "
Special offers a unique spin on the superhero template but rarely soars beyond its sly premise." — What Would Toto Watch? Posted Mar 31, 2009 |
Fresh 3/4
| Fresh 72%
| Monsters vs. Aliens (2009) | "
Monsters vs. Aliens is genetically engineered to appeal to young and old alike. That's not how you make an animated classic, though." — What Would Toto Watch? Posted Mar 28, 2009 |
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