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Martin Scribbs

Martin Scribbs

Agrees with the Tomatometer 66% of the time.

Biography:
MARTIN SCRIBBS: The Philadelphia-based pedant, poet, and sot writes on the staffs of Flak Magazine and Mixed Reviews. Scribbs also bloviates at his own site, Low IQ Canadian. LIC's all-puppet version of Daniel Defoe's "Journal of The Plague Year" won grudging respect at every nursing home in which it appeared. LIC is a Member Critic at Cinemarati, and contributes regularly to the Cinemarati Roundtable.
Publications:
Flak Magazine , Low IQ Canadian , Mixed Reviews
Total Reviews:
203
Total QuickRatings:
118
Location:
Philadelphia, PA

Best Reviewed Films

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Add Date
5/5 —— Reno 911! - The Complete First Season (2004) " Brilliant. Reno 911! makes up for all those horribly unfunny Police Academy movies." — Low IQ Canadian
Posted Sep 26, 2004
5/5 81% Pink Flamingos (1972) " The alpha and omega of shock filmmaking." — Low IQ Canadian
Posted Sep 26, 2004
5/5 74% Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle (2004) " Once every summer season, the Holy Grail appears on screen. In 2004, it came as a steaming sack of tiny square burgers, the good end to a long, superb stoner road revue." — Mixed Reviews
Posted Aug 5, 2004
5/5 95% The Wonderful, Horrible Life of Leni Riefenstahl (1993) " Riefenstahl masterfully dissects her own Triumph of the Will and forcefully denies that artists bear any special political responsibility." — Low IQ Canadian
Posted Jul 22, 2004
5/5 90% The Muppet Movie (1979) " Sure, a pig and a frog are an unlikely couple, but who isn't? This film reminds us that we are loved, regardless of whether we roll in the mud or swallow flies." — Low IQ Canadian
Posted Jul 21, 2004
5/5 84% Last Night (1998) " Required viewing for anyone who hasn't yet planned her own last night." — Low IQ Canadian
Posted Jul 18, 2004
5/5 48% De-Lovely (2004) " 'There are no little memories with you,' Cole tells her. " — Mixed Reviews
Posted Jul 18, 2004
5/5 94% Reds (1981) " Hey, hey, I saved the world today. A movie about the burdens that fall on those who take big ideas seriously." — Low IQ Canadian
Posted Jul 16, 2004
5/5 82% The Natural (1984) " The most sentimental movie you needn't be ashamed to love." — Low IQ Canadian
Posted Jul 14, 2004
5/5 80% Bottle Rocket (1996) " Finely observed, fierce, and funny. The early stirrings of genius." — Low IQ Canadian
Posted Jul 14, 2004
99/100 96% Intolerance (1916) " D.W. Griffith wants to fight for your right to party." — Mixed Reviews
Posted Jul 25, 2004
4/5 92% Thelma & Louise (1991) " Super-charged, Amazonian feminism hijacks the caper, buddy, revenge, and road trip genres. One hell of a ride." — Low IQ Canadian
Posted Aug 8, 2004
77% I'm Not There (2007) " I'm Not There may inspire great movies, but doesn't have the discipline to be one itself." — Low IQ Canadian
Posted Nov 25, 2007
45% Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End (2007) " The wild, unstoppable commercial success of the Pirates franchise has freed Verbinski to spend a lot of time on flights of fancy and mythological asides." — Low IQ Canadian
Posted Jul 10, 2007
90% Knocked Up (2007) " Goodhearted and refreshingly messy." — Low IQ Canadian
Posted Jul 10, 2007
—— The Damned (These Are the Damned) (1963) " Slow-building but creepy story of biker pug uglies, radiation poisoning, and prissy Brit schoolkids." — Low IQ Canadian
Posted Jul 8, 2007
56% Keeping Mum (2006) " Maggie Smith is like Mary Poppins...with a meat ax. Serial Grandmom strikes again." — Mixed Reviews
Posted Oct 7, 2006
25% The Da Vinci Code (2006) " There is a natural limit as to how deeply any film, but especially a would-be summer blockbuster, can dig into radical ideas of faith and history. To his credit, Ron Howard hits that limit." — Mixed Reviews
Posted May 21, 2006
46% Bad News Bears (2005) " Bad News Bears is a late summer hoot, and hopefully what your kids are really seeing when they tell you they're going to Sky High." — Low IQ Canadian
Posted Aug 7, 2005
—— The World, the Flesh and the Devil (2000) " Belafonte is magic in his loneliness." — Low IQ Canadian
Posted Jun 26, 2005
85% F for Fake (1974) " A little gem, full of vintage Welles ruminations on the ephemeral nature of personal celebrity and the elusiveness of ultimate truth." — Low IQ Canadian
Posted May 22, 2005
85% The Yes Men (2004) " Chris Smith is the next great documentarian for mainstream American audiences to discover, and he richly merits a wide release." — Low IQ Canadian
Posted May 15, 2005
97% Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room (2005) " While Smartest Guys sometimes veers into C-Span2: The Movie territory, just then another shocking tidbit will drop to keep the fires stoked." — Mixed Reviews
Posted May 15, 2005
93% Nobody Knows (Dare mo shiranai) (2004) " Nothing more can be done to lay the concrete reality of poverty out for persons of conscience. Take and read." — Mixed Reviews
Posted Mar 14, 2005
88% College (1927) " Madcap fun as the supremely athletic Keaton plays a bookworm who, for love of a jock-loving girl, tries but fails heroically at every possible sport in every possible way." — Low IQ Canadian
Posted Feb 19, 2005
88% Nikita (La Femme Nikita) (1990) " Superb thriller scored to Eurotrash synth pop, La Femme Nikita sets out a whole world of espionage and violence, and engages with a wild yet sympathetic lead." — Low IQ Canadian
Posted Feb 4, 2005
83% Finding Neverland (2004) " A celebration of artistry, not as mere ornament, but as the very stuff of life." — Low IQ Canadian
Posted Feb 3, 2005
92% Million Dollar Baby (2004) " Mystery of the Universe #237: the same Clint Eastwood who once co-starred with an orangutan is now America's finest director of tragedy." — Low IQ Canadian
Posted Feb 3, 2005
88% Bad Education (La Mala educación) (2004) " Sexy and complicated as between its adult leads, Bad Education also marks the most insightful critique yet of the pedophile scandals in the Catholic Church." — Low IQ Canadian
Posted Feb 3, 2005
96% Sideways (2004) " A funny, heartfelt coming-of-middle-age story by, for, and about snobs." — Low IQ Canadian
Posted Feb 3, 2005
69% Carandiru (2004) " Humanity struggles out from under a maximally oppressive system, commenting by haunting metaphor on life outside the prison walls." — Low IQ Canadian
Posted Feb 3, 2005
17% Gacy (2003) " Gacy channels its horror through bicentennial suburban kitsch, clowns-in-the-closet visuals, and a heaving, foul, maggot-carpeted crawlspace deep with death and lies." — Low IQ Canadian
Posted Dec 31, 2004
88% The Five Obstructions (2003) " Despite his own pessimism, I think Von Trier does change Leth as an artist, a little, through these chastisements." — Mixed Reviews
Posted Nov 25, 2004
49% Alfie (2004) " What at first seems a glossy ad for the swinging single life gradually reveals itself as an stinging indictment of the emotional impotent." — Low IQ Canadian
Posted Nov 17, 2004
62% I Heart Huckabees (2004) " See I Heart Huckabees before your boss asks you to tell your Shania Twain mayo story and you vomit all over a meeting of the Board." — Mixed Reviews
Posted Oct 18, 2004
76% Team America - World Police (2004) " A post-9/11 gutbuster." — Mixed Reviews
Posted Oct 10, 2004
72% Bonhoeffer (2003) " Bonhoeffer doesn't probe as deeply as one might like into the details and implications of his theology, but is an invaluable study of a man of conscience. " — Mixed Reviews
Posted Oct 6, 2004
53% A Dirty Shame (2004) " A Dirty Shame, a very funny movie, overcomes its limitations by playing to director John Waters' strengths." — Mixed Reviews
Posted Oct 1, 2004
86% Garden State (2004) " Ultimately, The Graduate could only offer that the young would shut out the old and start over. Garden State is about the next season, about getting off the bus." — Flak Magazine
Posted Sep 26, 2004
96% The Lion in Winter (1968) " A must-see for perhaps the most scathing verbal pyrotechnics ever committed to film." — Low IQ Canadian
Posted Sep 26, 2004
89% The Mouse That Roared (1959) " A welcome return to a more innocent time in geopolitics. Also be sure to catch the mod! fab! DVD preview for Dr. Strangelove." — Low IQ Canadian
Posted Sep 26, 2004
96% Goldfinger (1964) " Goldfinger remains the gold standard for the Bond movies. Recent entries can't compare to this lustrous thriller, a throwback to when the term "thriller" had meaning." — Low IQ Canadian
Posted Sep 26, 2004
71% Napoleon Dynamite (2004) " With wit as dry as the chapped lips of a constant mouth-breather, Napoleon Dynamite finds moments of painful reserve even in slapstick." — Low IQ Canadian
Posted Sep 4, 2004
95% Hero (2004) " Truly beautiful, but undeniably resigned to peace through tyranny." — Low IQ Canadian
Posted Sep 4, 2004
43% The Village (2004) " In this election year, our cinemas have been overrun by insincere communities headed by dissemblers-in-chief." — Flak Magazine
Posted Aug 19, 2004
—— Westray () " Westray explains in painful detail how communities will themselves into fatal ignorance." — Low IQ Canadian
Posted Aug 13, 2004
72% Bonhoeffer (2003) " Bonhoeffer follows the life of one prominent churchman as he develops an ethics to nourish the anti-Nazi resistence." — Low IQ Canadian
Posted Aug 8, 2004
100% A Nous la Liberté (Liberty for Us) (1931) " The French have no equal when it comes to perfectly aligned bottom-kicking, showing revulsion at the ill-breeding of others, or performing semi-socialist slapstick." — Low IQ Canadian
Posted Aug 7, 2004
43% The Village (2004) " Don't go to The Village to be surprised, shocked, waylaid or titillated. Go to think hard about the human project." — Mixed Reviews
Posted Jul 30, 2004
42% The Man Who Knew Too Little (1997) " A poor man's Being There, which still makes for a great time." — Low IQ Canadian
Posted Jul 24, 2004
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