Danny McBride Biography

Born in 1976, character actor Danny McBride took his Hollywood bow in the early 2000s and frequented mostly youth-oriented comedies, often though not always with a visceral element. These included Jody Hill's cult hit The Foot Fist Way (which he also co-scripted with Hill and Ben Best), the Farrelly Brothers' raunchy remake The Heartbreak Kid (2007), and the Judd Apatow-produced, David Gordon Green-directed action comedy Pineapple Express (2008), which starred Seth Rogen. The 2009 Observe and Report -- a by-the-throat comedy about a psychotic mall guard -- re-teamed co-star McBride with lead Rogen and director Hill. In 2009, McBride added television to his résumé, starring as a washed-up ex-baseball player in the HBO sitcom Eastbound & Down, which he also executive produced; the following year, he collaborated with director Green once again on the fantasy-comedy Your Highness. McBride is not to be confused with actor/stuntman-turned-writer/producer Danny McBride of Underworld: Evolution fame, who worked at about the same time. ~ Nathan Southern, Rovi

• 1. Rico: I've been drinking green tea all god damn day!
  From Hot Rod. Submitted by Luke W (38 days ago)

• 1. Thadeous: Warm spray.
  From Your Highness. Submitted by Colin W (54 days ago)

• 1. Rico: Yoo-hoo shit heads. I found this bag of fireworks in the men's restroom. Would you like to light them off?
  From Hot Rod. Submitted by David A (2 months ago)

• 1. Dwayne: We're gonna hit him where it hurts.
  2. Travis: In his dick?
  3. Dwayne: No, in his pussy.
  4. Travis: ...
  From 30 Minutes or Less. Submitted by Dylan C (2 months ago)

• 1. Rico: I'm freakin pumped! I've been drinking green tea all goddamn day!
  From Hot Rod. Submitted by Matthew B (2 months ago)

• 1. Don: There not scared of me, I'm sexy.
  From Drillbit Taylor. Submitted by Michael M (3 months ago)

• 1. Rico: I go to Church every God-Damn Sunday and you bring the demons out in me!
  From Hot Rod. Submitted by Tom V (3 months ago)

• 1. Rico: I had that weird dream again last night where I am in a castle and a 1000 wizards are coming at me and the only way to kill them is to punch them as hard as I can in the face.
  From Hot Rod. Submitted by Tom V (3 months ago)

• 1. Fred McDade: You know dogs do whatever they like.
  2. Gru: Unless they're dead.
  From Despicable Me. Submitted by Alonso A (3 months ago)

• 1. Dwayne: I'm the one fucking this bitch, you're just holding the camera.
  From 30 Minutes or Less. Submitted by Trevor J (3 months ago)

• 1. Will: Be warned. You might get wet.
  2. Dr. Rick Marshall: I'm sorry maybe. I need to know because this equipment can not get wet.'
  3. Will: Not you. Mary poppins. Bow chicka wow-wow.
  4. Holly: Say that again and I'll drown you.
  5. Will: Good to go!
  From Land of the Lost. Submitted by Austin G (4 months ago)

• 1. Red: Today's my cat's birthday.
  From Pineapple Express. Submitted by Sara B (4 months ago)

• 1. Wolf Boss: Right now? 'Cause it's the middle of the year, so you only get, like, half of the Year of the Peacock.
  From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Anthony A (5 months ago)

• 1. Wolf Boss: [To the wolves] Move! Move! Move!
  From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Anthony A (5 months ago)

• 1. Wolf Boss: [When Lord Shen tells him to shoot Master Po and the others] No.
  2. Lord Shen: [Kills Wolf Boss with his knives]
  From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Anthony A (5 months ago)

• 1. Wolf Boss: But sir, we'll kill our own-- [Interrupted by Lord Shen ordering him to fire the cannon]
  From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Anthony A (5 months ago)

• 1. Lord Shen: Fire! Fire at them!
  2. Wolf Boss: But sir, we'll kill our own...
  3. Lord Shen: I said fire at them! FIRE!
  4. Wolf Boss: No.
  5. Lord Shen: [kills the wolf boss with knife; shoots the animals fighting with the cannon himself]
  From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Derek K (5 months ago)

• 1. Lord Shen: Call in the wolves! All of them! I want them ready to move! The year of the peacock begins now.
  2. Wolf Boss: Right now? 'Cause it's the middle of the year, so you only get, like, half of the year of the peacock.
  3. Lord Shen: [takes his knife out in front of the wolf boss]
  4. Wolf Boss: And... this is the year... of course... of the peacock. Happy new year, sir!
  5. Lord Shen: [whispers] Get the wolves ready. We're loading the ships, now. [shouts] NOW! Now, now, now, now, now!
  6. Wolf Boss: [to wolves] Move! Move! Move!
  From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Derek K (5 months ago)

• 1. The Soothsayer: The peacock... is defeated by a warrior of black and white. Nothing has changed...
  2. Lord Shen: [destroyed the Soothsayer's bowl; put the smoke out with his feathers] Ha,ha,ha. That is impossible, and you know it.
  3. The Soothsayer: It is not impossible and... *he* knows it.
  4. Lord Shen: Who?
  5. Wolf Boss: Lord Shen! I saw a panda!
  6. Lord Shen: A panda?!
  From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Derek K (5 months ago)

• 1. Wolf Boss: It's almost done, Lord Shen. But we've ran out of metal.
  2. Lord Shen: Search the farthest villages. Find more metal! China will be mine.
  From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Derek K (5 months ago)

• 1. Dwayne: Keep the mask on, keep the mask on Jason!
  From 30 Minutes or Less. Submitted by xniquet L (6 months ago)

• 1. Po: You -- you're mine!
  2. Wolf Boss: I'll tell you what's gonna be yours: My first in your plush, cuddly, super soft face!
  From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Tyler R (6 months ago)

• 1. Wolf Boss: A kung fu warrior. It fought like a demon! Big and furry, soft and squishy, uh, kinda plush and cuddly.
  From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Diego T (6 months ago)

• 1. Lord Shen: That's impossible, and you know it.
  2. The Soothsayer: It is not impossible and he knows it.
  3. Lord Shen: Who?
  4. Wolf Boss: [suddenly enters from stairs] Lord Shen! I saw a panda!
  From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Diego T (6 months ago)

• 1. Lord Shen: Fire! Fire that thug!
  2. Wolf Boss: But sir, we'll kill our own!
  3. Lord Shen: [furiously] I said fire it, now fire!
  4. Wolf Boss: [seriously] No. [throws ignition away]
  From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Diego T (6 months ago)

• 1. Wolf Boss: Don't shoot! Crossfire!
  From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Diego T (6 months ago)

• 1. Po: [shouting from a roof] Shen! A panda stands between you, and you're-
  2. Lord Shen: [on a boat below, cannot hear anything Po is saying]
  3. Lord Shen: [shouts] What?
  4. Po: [from the roof] Prepare yourself for a hot-
  5. Wolf Boss: [looks at Shen, both do not hear what Po is saying]
  6. Lord Shen: [softly, to Wolf Boss] What?
  From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Diego T (6 months ago)

• 1. Rico: [putting on stolen hat] This is my hat now! This is totally my hat!
  From Hot Rod. Submitted by Joshua W (7 months ago)

• 1. Wolf Boss: Guess nobody told you , you mess with the wolf, you get the fangs!
  From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Anthony A (8 months ago)

• 1. Ryan Bingham: Everybody needs a co-pilot.
  2. Jim Miller: That was a nice touch.
  From Up in the Air. Submitted by Rachel W (9 months ago)

• 1. Thadeous: No, no, no, don't suck that, that's dead.
  From Your Highness. Submitted by xniquet L (9 months ago)

• 1. Rico: Don't you EVER tell me how to live my life again!
  From Hot Rod. Submitted by Aaron F (9 months ago)

• 1. Thadeous: Shall we pack this again? I am not getting visions, I'm not sure if its working wizard.
  2. Thadeous: I.. I'm not getting visions...
  3. Thadeous: I'm not sure if its working wizard.
  From Your Highness. Submitted by Bryan C (9 months ago)

• 1. Fabious: [holding his head] Thadeous, are you seeing what I'm seeing?
  2. Thadeous: [calmly] Your making a fool of yourself. Handle your shit, Fabious, please.
  From Your Highness. Submitted by Bryan C (9 months ago)

• 1. Courtney: It's my birthday today, you know.
  2. Thadeous: Fuck that.
  From Your Highness. Submitted by Francesco R (9 months ago)

• 1. Dwayne: I taught myself how to eat pussy and cut my own hair!
  From 30 Minutes or Less. Submitted by Nick S (9 months ago)

• 1. Dwayne: I liked that bear. I don't even know you.
  From 30 Minutes or Less. Submitted by Jocelyn M (9 months ago)

• 1. Red: You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, motherfucker!
  From Pineapple Express. Submitted by Adam R (10 months ago)

• 1. Thadeous: You're making a fool of yourself. Handle your shit Fabious, please.
  From Your Highness. Submitted by Jessica G (12 months ago)

• 1. Thadeous: Courtney, hold my dick.
  From Your Highness. Submitted by James W (13 months ago)

• 1. Thadeous: Courtney, make funny faces to amuse me...hahahaha...No! Don't make triangle faces, they scare me.
  From Your Highness. Submitted by James W (13 months ago)

• 1. Red: Today's my cat's birthday.
  From Pineapple Express. Submitted by Chris P (13 months ago)

• 1. Cody: I need some dudes up here that speak American, God damn it. He's making a fucking sweater back here. I'm trying to put Tiger Balm on this jungles nuts.
  From Tropic Thunder. Submitted by Ryan R (13 months ago)

• 1. Rico: Prepare to be dazzled!
  From Hot Rod. Submitted by Veronica A (14 months ago)