Angela Bettis

Highest Rated:
75% The Woman (2011)
Lowest Rated:
0% Scar (2007)
Birthday:
Jan 9, 1973
Birthplace:
Austin, TX, USA
Bio:
With her unconventional, quirky beauty and memorably tormented roles in the made-for-television remake of Stephen King's Carrie and independent director Lucky McKee's art-house horror hit May (both 2002), actress Angela Bettis is quickly gaining a reputation as something of a scream queen despite…

Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Range of Movie T-meters: 0% - 75%
Number of Movies: 22
Box Office Since 2001: $28.2M
Year Rating Title Credit Box Office
2012 39% The ABCs of Death
  • Director
$21.7k
2011 75% The Woman
  • Belle Cleek
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2010 All My Friends Are Funeral Singers
  • Zel
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2010 Drones
  • Actor
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2008 Wicked Lake
  • The Mother
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2008 When is Tomorrow
  • Actor
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2008 70% Red
  • Actor
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2007 0% Scar
  • Joan Burrows
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2006 Roman
  • Director
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2006 48% Coastlines
  • Effie
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2005 The Circle
  • Actor
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2004 Love Rome
  • Actor
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2004 47% Toolbox Murders
  • Nell Barrows
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2002 People Are Dead
  • Actor
  • Producer
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2002 69% May
  • May Canady
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2002 Carrie
  • Carrie White
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2001 Ponder Heart
  • Bonnie Dee Peacock
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2001 11% Perfume
  • Wilemina
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2000 3% Bless the Child
  • Jenna
$28.1M
1999 The Last Best Sunday
  • Lolly Ann Summers
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1999 54% Girl, Interrupted
  • Janet
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1993 Storia di una capinera (Sparrow)
  • Maria
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Quotes from Angela Bettis's Characters

    1. May Canady: Where's Polly?
    2. Ambrosia: In the head. Polly, hurry up in there! I've been drinking vodka all night and I have to piss like a racehorse!
    3. May Canady: [giggles] hm-hm
    4. Ambrosia: (gets annoyed and mimics May's giggle) - UM-HM!
    5. May Canady: You have really beautiful legs.
    6. Ambrosia: I thought they were gams?
    7. May Canady: Gams, stems, wheels, whatever. Give us a little spin, doll.
    8. Ambrosia: Huh?
    9. May Canady: Turn around for me.
    10. Ambrosia: You are so fu*king weird. I don't know what Polly sees in you.
    11. May Canady: Polly doesn't see anything. Turn around, Miss Grable.
    12. Ambrosia: Okay, doll (she does a sexy spin) How was that?
    13. May Canady: Beautiful [May stabs Ambrosia in the temple with a scalpel, killing her]
    From May. Submitted by Creep F (23 months ago)
    1. Adam: So what do you do, May?
    2. May Canady: I work at the animal hospital. And I sew.
    3. Adam: Okay. Animal hospital.
    4. May Canady: Some people think it's kind of gross.
    5. Adam: I love gross.
    6. May Canady: Really?
    7. Adam: Mm-hmm. Disgust me, please.
    8. May Canady: Okay. A couple of weeks ago, and old man comes in, and says his dog is dying. And he begs us to save it. A 90-pound black lad named Seymour. We take him in and run some tests, and find that he has a twisted bowel, and needs to be operated on immediately. So we shave Seymour's tummy, we cut him open, and take out a piece of intestine about - about the size of a hot dog. Everything went smooth, but when we went to sew Seymour back up, we realized we were out of the heavy sutures your supposed to use for large dogs. So the doctor decided that if we tripled up on cat sutures, that should do the trick. Well, a few days go by, and the old man calls up hysterical. The sutures had burst while he was at work, and by the time he got home, Seymour was sprawled out on the back porch with his guts spread all over the concrete, and the fence was soaked in blood all around the yard. It was a mess [Adam stares in disgust] I had to sew that one back up.
    From May. Submitted by Creep F (23 months ago)
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