Anthony Rogers Biography

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Anthony Rogers is a musician and film maker from O'Fallon, Missouri. His forthcoming film, American Narcotic, a documentary about life, love and the american dream, should be on DVD by the end of summer, 2006.

He comes up with it from his own life experiences. Anthony doesn't talk alot about his past, but i'll shed a little bit of light on his bio to help explain his vast warehouse of ideas:

Anthony was abandoned as a young baby and raised by a pack of wild marsupials in a far and distant land. As he grew up, he feared that one of the bigger marsupials might grow jealous and eat him, so one night, in a daring attempt worthy of a Hollywood blockbuster, he made his escape through the thick jungle.

He ran into a group of amazonian savages who were in the midst of being baptized by Jesuit missionaries. the missionaries, recognizing anthony at once as being a rare feral, took the boy in and began to raise him as a human. they instilled upon his growing mind vast topics of religion, faith, theology, and how to make cheesecake. Anthony, growing tired of the incessant babbling of a Godhead, made haste to escape from the confines of the mission.

Sneaking aboard an ocean vessel heading for Iceland, he kept himself hidden under the deck, until in a freak storm, the ship blew off course and crashed upon far-eastern shores. Anthony found himself in India, where a spice caravan was making its way toward the Great Sultan Hurmijhan. The caravan picked anthony up, determined to sell him to the sultan as a personal slave. Upon arriving at the sultan's grand palace, anthony told the sultan that he would not be his slave, but rather, the sultan would be anthony's slave! The sultan laughed at this, and immediately recognized Anthony's keen sense of humor. The sultan ordered his grand vizir and his counsel to show Anthony to his grand quarters, where he was bathed, clothed, and fed. For the years that followed, the Great Sultan of India proceeded to school Anthony in all the learnings of mathematics, history, astronomy, religion, philosophy, and the kama sutra.

Having become the wisest, funniest, and most sexually adept person in all the lands of the East, Anthony set sail for the americas, where he dreamed of fame and stardom. Upon landing on the american shores, anthony immediately created a myspace account and set to work to become the world's greatest human being.

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