Art Garfunkel Biography

Tall, lanky, and curly topped Art Garfunkel has one of the most beautiful tenor voices in pop music. He is best known for performing with singer/songwriter Paul Simon as Simon and Garfunkel, but he has also had a sporadic acting career. He made his feature-film debut playing Nately in Mike Nichol's adaptation of Joseph Heller's Catch-22 in 1970. The following year, Garfunkel appeared opposite Jack Nicholson in another Mike Nichols film, Carnal Knowledge. ~ Sandra Brennan, Rovi

• 1. Jonathan: Is this an ultimatum? Answer me, you ball-busting, castrating, son of a cunt bitch! Is this an ultimatum or not?
  2. Sandy: Looks aren't everything, you know.
  3. Jonathan: Believe me, looks are everything.
  4. Jonathan: You want a job? I got a job for you. Fix up this pigsty! You get a pretty Goddammed good salary for testing out this bed all day! You want an extra fifty dollars a week, try vacuuming! You want an extra hundred, make this Goddammed bed! Try opening some Goddammed windows! That's why you can't stand up in here, the Goddammed place smells like a coffin!
  5. Jonathan: Why don't you leave me?... For God's sake, I'd almost marry you if you'd leave me.
  6. Jonathan: What are you crying for? It wasn't a Lassie story.
  7. Jonathan: Sandy, do you wanna get laid?
  8. Sandy: Please.
  From Carnal Knowledge. Submitted by rick b (41 days ago)