Birthday:
Sep 21, 1950
Birthplace:
Wilmette, Illinois

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Bill Murray Biography

In 1975, he landed his first television role as a cast member of the ABC variety show Saturday Night Live with Howard Cosell. That same season, another variety show titled NBC's Saturday Night premiered. Cosell's show lasted just one season.

Murray rose to prominence when he joined the cast of NBC's newly-titled Saturday Night Live the following season, replacing Chevy Chase. This was initially a turbulent experience for Murray. He often flubbed his lines and seemed awkward on camera. Chase had been the most popular cast member and some fans sent Murray hate mail stating he was a poor replacement. When Chase appeared as a guest host that season, they reportedly got into a fist fight backstage. But by the end of Murray's first season, he had begun to display his witty, laid-back persona. His characters, such as Nick the Lounge Singer and nerd Todd DiLamuca, became very popular with viewers. With the departure of Dan Aykroyd and John Belushi in 1979, Murray became the most popular member of the ensemble cast. In 1980, the entire cast left the show.

Murray later revisited the troupe he started with in the TV special Bill Murray Live From the Second City in 1980.

Murray landed his first starring role with the film Meatballs in 1979. He followed up with his portrayal of famed writer Hunter S. Thompson in 1980's Where the Buffalo Roam. In the early 1980s, he starred in a string of box-office hits including Caddyshack ("at least I got that goin' for me...), Stripes and Tootsie.

Murray began work on a film adaptation of the novel The Razor's Edge. The film, which Murray also co-wrote, was his first starring role in a dramatic film. He later agreed to star in Ghostbusters in a role originally written for John Belushi. This was a deal Murray made with Columbia Pictures in order to gain financing for his film. Ghostbusters became the highest-grossing film of 1984. But The Razor's Edge, which was filmed before Ghostbusters but not released until after, was a box-office flop. Upset over the failure of Razor's Edge, Murray took four years off from acting to study French at the Sorbonne. With the exception of a memorable cameo in the 1986 movie Little Shop of Horrors, he did not make any appearances in films.

Murray returned to films in 1988 with Scrooged and followed up with the long-awaited sequel Ghostbusters II in 1989. In 1990, Murray made his first and only attempt at directing when he co-helmed Quick Change with producer Howard Franklin. Subsequent films What About Bob? (1991) and Groundhog Day (1993) were box-office hits and critically acclaimed.

After a string of films that did not do well with audiences (besides Kingpin, in which he played a supporting role), he received much critical acclaim for Wes Anderson's Rushmore for which he won a slew of awards. Murray then experienced a resurgence in his career as a dramatic actor. After dramatic roles in Wild Things, Cradle Will Rock, and Hamlet (as Polonius), and a comedic role in Wes Anderson's The Royal Tenenbaums, he garnered considerable acclaim for the 2003 film Lost in Translation. He received a Golden Globe Award and a BAFTA award, as well as a nomination for the Academy Award for Best Actor. In an interview included on the Lost in Translation DVD, Murray states that this is his favorite movie in which he has appeared.

During this time, Murray still appeared in comedic roles such as Charlie's Angels and Osmosis Jones. In 2004, he provided the voice of Garfield in Garfield: The Movie and marked his third collaboration with Wes Anderson in The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou. Murray also garnered acclaim for his dramatic role in Jim Jarmusch's Broken Flowers.

In 2005, he announced that he would take a break from acting, as he had not had the time since his new breakthrough in the late-1990s. His last film role to date is Garfield's voice in the sequel Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties.

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Quotes from Bill Murray's Characters

    1. Phil Connors: Do you want to throw up here or in the car?
    2. Ralph: I think both.
    From Groundhog Day. Submitted by Beni R (34 days ago)
    1. Carl Spackler: Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!
    From Caddyshack. Submitted by Dutch E (2 months ago)
    1. Rita: You speak French.
    2. Phil Connors: Oui.
    From Groundhog Day. Submitted by Jacob H (3 months ago)
    1. Sam Lombardo: Kelly Van Ryan is accusing me of rape.
    2. Ken Bowden: Kelly Van Ryan? As in Sandra Van Ryan?
    3. Sam Lombardo: As in, I'm fucked.
    From Wild Things. Submitted by Folashade K (3 months ago)
    1. Ken Bowden: [repeated line] [to Suzie] Did you enjoy being a guest of the state?
    From Wild Things. Submitted by Folashade K (3 months ago)
    1. Peter Venkman: Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.
    From Ghostbusters. Submitted by Swayamdeep S (3 months ago)
    1. Peter Venkman: Alice, I'm going to ask you a couple of standard questions, ok? Have you or any of your family ever been diagnosed Schizophrenic? Mentally incompetent?
    2. Librarian: My uncle thought he was St. Jerome.
    3. Peter Venkman: I'd call that a big yes.
    From Ghostbusters. Submitted by Jarryd R (4 months ago)
    1. Mrs. Bishop: I'm sorry, Walt.
    2. Mr. Bishop: It's not your fault. (pause) Which injuries are you apologizing for, specifically?
    3. Mrs. Bishop: Specifically? Whichever ones still hurt.
    4. Mr. Bishop: Half of those were self-inflicted.
    From Moonrise Kingdom. Submitted by Charles T (4 months ago)
    1. Bob Wiley: There are two types of people in this world: Those who like Neil Diamond, and those who don't. My ex-wife loves him.
    From What About Bob?. Submitted by David E (4 months ago)
    1. Dr. Leo Marvin: You think he's gone? He's not gone. That's the whole point! He's never gone! [he opens the door and there's Bob]
    2. Bob Wiley: Is this some radical new therapy?
    3. Dr. Leo Marvin: YOU SEE?!
    From What About Bob?. Submitted by David E (4 months ago)
    1. Phil Connors: I'm a god.
    2. Rita: You are God?
    3. Phil Connors: I'm a god, I'm not the God. I don't think.
    From Groundhog Day. Submitted by alexis v (4 months ago)
    1. Mrs. Bishop: Does it concern you that your daughter's just run away from home?
    2. Mr. Bishop: That's a loaded question.
    From Moonrise Kingdom. Submitted by Victor M (4 months ago)
    1. Reverend Lemon: Do you reject Satan and all of his evils?
    2. Bunny Breckinridge: ...Sure.
    From Ed Wood. Submitted by Nunya B (4 months ago)
    1. Little Rock: Do you have any regrets?
    2. Himself: Garfield.
    From Zombieland. Submitted by L Richard A (4 months ago)
    1. Carl Spackler: A former greenskeeper, about to become the Masters champion...
    From Caddyshack. Submitted by Stan D (5 months ago)
    1. Peter Venkman: I love this plan! I'm excited to be a part of it! Let's do it!
    From Ghostbusters. Submitted by Zach S (5 months ago)
    1. Mr. Bishop: I'll be out in the back. I'm going to find a tree to chop down.
    From Moonrise Kingdom. Submitted by Adam H (5 months ago)
    1. Mr. Bishop: WHY can't you control your scouts?
    2. Scout Master Ward: Umm...I'm trying to...
    From Moonrise Kingdom. Submitted by Andrew A (5 months ago)
    1. Bob Wiley: [tied fast to the mast of the boat] I'm sailing!
    From What About Bob?. Submitted by tony b (5 months ago)
    1. Phil Connors: Who is your perfect guy?
    2. Rita: Well, first of all, he's too humble to know he's perfect.
    3. Phil Connors: That's me!
    From Groundhog Day. Submitted by Tim S (7 months ago)
    1. Phil Connors: [to the groundhog] Don't drive angry! Don't drive angry!
    From Groundhog Day. Submitted by Bob T (7 months ago)
    1. Don Johnston: Couldn't you have rented me a Porsche or some car I might really drive? I'm a stalker in a Taurus.
    From Broken Flowers. Submitted by Frances H (7 months ago)
    1. Frank Cross: Well I AM happy with the path that I have chosen, you little bitch! In fact, I couldn't be happier!
    From Scrooged. Submitted by Matthew D (8 months ago)
    1. Peter Venkman: Alright... let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.
    From Ghostbusters. Submitted by Jared B (8 months ago)
    1. Peter Venkman: We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!
    From Ghostbusters. Submitted by Matthew D (8 months ago)
    1. Bob Harris: The more you know who you are and what you want, the less you let things upset you.
    From Lost In Translation. Submitted by Lily G (8 months ago)
    1. Peter Venkman: Listen... do you smell something?
    From Ghostbusters. Submitted by Brian G (9 months ago)
    1. Carl Spackler: Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greens keeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!
    From Caddyshack. Submitted by Ben T (10 months ago)
    1. Mrs. Bishop: Stop feeling sorry for yourself.
    2. Mr. Bishop: Why?
    From Moonrise Kingdom. Submitted by Trevor L (10 months ago)
    1. Mr. Bishop: My daughter has been abducted by one of those beige lunatics.
    From Moonrise Kingdom. Submitted by D. R. H (10 months ago)
    1. Mr. Bishop: What am I looking at here?
    2. Mrs. Bishop: He does watercolors. Landscapes, a few nudes.
    From Moonrise Kingdom. Submitted by Robin H (10 months ago)
    1. Phil Connors: [talking about an oncoming train] I'm betting he's going to swerve first.
    From Groundhog Day. Submitted by Zbigniew Z (10 months ago)
    1. Don Johnston: Well, the past is gone, I know that. The future isn't here yet, whatever it's going to be. So, all there is, is this. The present. That's it.
    From Broken Flowers. Submitted by Félix C (10 months ago)
    1. Peter Venkman: Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.
    From Ghostbusters. Submitted by Jared B (11 months ago)
    1. Gozer (uncredited): Are you a god?
    2. Peter Venkman: No...
    3. Gozer (uncredited): Then... DIE!
    From Ghostbusters. Submitted by Alan Torres Dwyer B (11 months ago)
    1. Mayor Cole: Mayfleet! That's a name for a messenger! May your feet be fleet.
    From City of Ember. Submitted by Anders M (11 months ago)
    1. Mr. Bishop: What am I lookin' at?
    2. Mrs. Bishop: He does water colors. Mostly landscapes, but a few nudes.
    From Moonrise Kingdom. Submitted by Chris G (12 months ago)
    1. E.R. Nurse: Sometimes people just die...
    2. Phil Connors: Not today...
    From Groundhog Day. Submitted by Alejandro L (12 months ago)
    1. Phil Connors: You want a prediction about the weather? You're asking the wrong Phil. I'm going to give you a prediction about this winter? It's going to be cold, it's going to be dark and it's going to last you for the rest of your lives!
    From Groundhog Day. Submitted by Alejandro L (12 months ago)
    1. Peter Venkman: Yes it's true. This man has no dick.
    From Ghostbusters. Submitted by Jackson L (12 months ago)
    1. Dr. Leo Marvin: I want some peace and quiet!
    2. Bob Wiley: I'll be quiet.
    3. Siggy Marvin: I'll be peace!
    From What About Bob?. Submitted by Adrian A (13 months ago)
    1. Dana Barrett: (about Oscar)What do you think?
    2. Peter Venkman: Well, he's ugly.
    From Ghostbusters 2. Submitted by bob j (13 months ago)
    1. Peter Venkman: Generally you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance.
    From Ghostbusters. Submitted by bob j (13 months ago)
    1. Max Fischer: You were in Vietnam, right?
    2. Herman Blume: Yeah.
    3. Max Fischer: Were you in the shit?
    4. Herman Blume: Yeah, I was in the shit.
    From Rushmore. Submitted by Kase V (14 months ago)
    1. Herman Blume: You guys have it real easy. I never had it like this where I grew up. But I send my kids here because the fact is you go to one of the best schools in the country: Rushmore. Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.
    From Rushmore. Submitted by Vinícius D (14 months ago)
    1. Bob Harris: The more you know who you are, and what you want, the less you let things upset you.
    From Lost In Translation. Submitted by Sara B (14 months ago)
    1. John Winger: We're Americans, with a capital 'A', huh. You know what that mean? Do ya? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of ever decent county in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We're the underdog. We're mutts!
    From Stripes. Submitted by Dann M (14 months ago)
    1. Phil Connors: We mustn't keep our audience waiting.
    From Groundhog Day. Submitted by topher h (15 months ago)
    1. Phil Connors: Okay campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties cause its cold out there...its cold out there every day.
    From Groundhog Day. Submitted by topher h (15 months ago)
    1. Peter Venkman: Oh did you ever fall for that, the old hand eating toaster trick.
    From Ghostbusters 2. Submitted by topher h (15 months ago)
    1. Peter Venkman: There's so many holes in 5th avenue, we really didn't think anyone would notice.
    From Ghostbusters 2. Submitted by topher h (15 months ago)
    1. Ernie McCracken: Pressure? Yeah there was some pressure, I mean I didn't wanna lose to a guy with a hook.
    From Kingpin. Submitted by topher h (15 months ago)
    1. Russell Ziskey: If we die, my blood is on your hands.
    2. John Winger: Just dont get it on my shoes.
    From Stripes. Submitted by topher h (15 months ago)
    1. John Winger: Or maybe one of us won't.
    From Stripes. Submitted by topher h (15 months ago)
    1. Phil Connors: Yeah, Im' betting he's gonna swerve first.
    From Groundhog Day. Submitted by topher h (15 months ago)
    1. Peter Venkman: Nervous?
    2. Student: Uh, ya.
    3. Peter Venkman: Well we only have 75 more to go.
    From Ghostbusters. Submitted by Daniel R (15 months ago)
    1. Jeff: Mike, I really appreciate you're doing this, but it is just for the money. Isn't it? It's not just so you can wear these little outfits.
    2. Michael Dorsey/Dorothy Michaels: I'm not even gonna answer that.
    From Tootsie. Submitted by Raj G (15 months ago)
    1. Jeff: This is one nutty hospital.
    From Tootsie. Submitted by Raj G (15 months ago)
    1. Peter Venkman: [referring to Gozer] Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.
    From Ghostbusters. Submitted by Kris R (16 months ago)
    1. Raymond Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
    2. Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
    3. Mayor: [to the Ghostbusters] Is this true?
    4. Peter Venkman: Yes, it's true: this man has no dick.
    From Ghostbusters. Submitted by Kris R (16 months ago)
    1. Mrs. Bishop: Frances, where the hell are you?
    2. Mr. Bishop: I'm up here!
    3. Mrs. Bishop: Does it concern that your daughter has run away from home?
    4. Mr. Bishop: That's a loaded question.
    From Moonrise Kingdom. Submitted by Derek S (16 months ago)
    1. Mr. Bishop: I'll be outback. I'm gonna find a tree to chop down.
    From Moonrise Kingdom. Submitted by Derek S (16 months ago)
    1. Bill Ubell: No Captain! That's Cedric. He's a friend.
    2. Steve Zissou: Merci, Cedric. Remind me, we'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.
    From The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou. Submitted by Diana L (16 months ago)
    1. Phil Connors: I am not making it up. I am asking you for help.
    2. Rita: Okay, what do you want me to do?
    3. Phil Connors: I don't know. You're a producer. Come up with something.
    From Groundhog Day. Submitted by Nick S (16 months ago)
    1. Frank Cross: The Bitch hit me with a Toaster.
    From Scrooged. Submitted by Daniel R (16 months ago)
    1. Mayor: What if you're wrong?
    2. Peter Venkman: If I'm wrong, nothing happens! We go to jail, peacefully, quietly. Weâ??ll enjoy it. But if I'm right, and we can stop this thing... Lenny... you will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters.
    From Ghostbusters. Submitted by Dann M (17 months ago)
    1. Peter Venkman: Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week. No job is too big. No fee is too big.
    From Ghostbusters. Submitted by Dann M (17 months ago)
    1. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
    2. Peter Venkman: Why?
    3. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
    4. Peter Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"?
    5. Egon Spengler: Try to image all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
    6. Raymond Stantz: Total protonic reversal.
    7. Peter Venkman: Right. That's bad. Okay. Alright, important safety tip. Thanks Egon.
    From Ghostbusters. Submitted by Dann M (17 months ago)
    1. Raymond Stantz: You know, it's just occurred to me we really haven't had a completely successful test of this equipment.
    2. Egon Spengler: I blame myself.
    3. Peter Venkman: So do I.
    4. Raymond Stantz: No sense in worrying about it now.
    5. Peter Venkman: Why worry? Each of us is wearing an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back.
    From Ghostbusters. Submitted by Dann M (17 months ago)
    1. Raymond Stantz: Symmetrical book stacking... just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947.
    2. Peter Venkman: You're right. No human being would stack books like this.
    From Ghostbusters. Submitted by Dann M (17 months ago)
    1. Gozer: [after Ray orders her to re-locate] Are you a God? [Ray looks at Peter and he nods]
    2. Raymond Stantz: No.
    3. Gozer: Then... DIE! [lightning flies from her fingers, driving the Ghostbusters to the edge of the roof and almost off; people below scream]
    4. Winston Zeddmore: Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say 'YES'!
    5. Peter Venkman: All right! This chick is TOAST!
    From Ghostbusters. Submitted by Nick S (17 months ago)
    1. Peter Venkman: Dana the guys are going down in the sewer to check for slime stuff. And Egon thinks there may even be a huge serge in cockroach breeding. Do you wanna blow off this dinner thing and go with them?
    2. Dana Barrett: Taxi!
    From Ghostbusters 2. Submitted by Daniel R (18 months ago)
    1. Venkman's Talk Show Guest (uncredited): Well according to my source the end of the world will be on February 14th 2016.
    2. Peter Venkman: Valentines day... bummer.
    From Ghostbusters 2. Submitted by Daniel R (18 months ago)
    1. Peter Venkman: Let's show this Prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.
    From Ghostbusters. Submitted by Daniel R (18 months ago)
    1. Peter Venkman: Zool may I speak to Dana please?
    2. Dana Barrett: [Zool voice] There is no Dana only Zool!
    3. Peter Venkman: What a lovely singing voice you must have.
    From Ghostbusters. Submitted by Daniel R (18 months ago)
    1. Peter Venkman: Come in Ray
    2. Raymond Stantz: Venkman, I saw it, I saw it, I saw it!
    3. Peter Venkman: It's right here Ray, it's looking at me.
    4. Raymond Stantz: It's an ugly little spud isn't it.
    5. Peter Venkman: I think it can hear you Ray.
    6. Raymond Stantz: Don't move, it won't hurt you if you-
    7. Peter Venkman: AHH!
    8. Raymond Stantz: Venkman, Venkman, Venkman what happend are you ok?!
    9. Peter Venkman: He slimed me.
    From Ghostbusters. Submitted by Daniel R (18 months ago)
    1. Raymond Stantz: I think we better split-up.
    2. Egon Spengler: Ya, good idea.
    3. Peter Venkman: Ya we can do more damage that way.
    From Ghostbusters. Submitted by Daniel R (18 months ago)
    1. Man at Elevator: What are you suppost to be some kind of Cosmonaut?
    2. Peter Venkman: No we're exterminators, somebody saw a cockroach up on twelve.
    3. Man at Elevator: That's gotta be some cockroach.
    4. Peter Venkman: Bite your head off man.
    5. Raymond Stantz: [elevator arrives] Going up?
    6. Man at Elevator: I'll take the next one.
    From Ghostbusters. Submitted by Daniel R (18 months ago)
    1. Dana Barrett: That's the bedroom, but nothing but nothing ever happend in there.
    2. Peter Venkman: What a crime.
    3. Dana Barrett: You know you don't act like a Scientist.
    4. Peter Venkman: They're usually pretty stiff.
    5. Peter Venkman: You're more like a game show host.
    From Ghostbusters. Submitted by Daniel R (18 months ago)
    1. Peter Venkman: Alright, I'll go to Dana's apartment and check her out. [pause] I'll go check out Dana's apartment.
    From Ghostbusters. Submitted by Daniel R (18 months ago)
    1. Peter Venkman: Ma'am are you currently in your menstrual cycle?
    2. Library Administrator: What's that got to do with it?
    3. Peter Venkman: Back off man, I'm a scientist.
    From Ghostbusters. Submitted by Daniel R (18 months ago)
    1. Ned: Phil, Hey Phil, Phil Connors!
    2. Phil Connors: Ned?! [punches Ned in face]
    From Groundhog Day. Submitted by Daniel R (18 months ago)
    1. Peter Venkman: Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head.
    2. Egon Spengler: That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.
    From Ghostbusters. Submitted by Brian O (19 months ago)
    1. Raymond Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
    2. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...
    3. Winston Zeddmore: The dead rising from the grave!
    4. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!
    From Ghostbusters. Submitted by Andrea S (19 months ago)
    1. Little Rock: So do you have any regrets?
    2. Himself: 'Garfield', maybe.
    From Zombieland. Submitted by Andrew M (20 months ago)
    1. Peter Venkman: Is there any history of mental illness in your family?
    2. Librarian: I had an uncle who thought he was Saint Jerome.
    3. Peter Venkman: I'd take that as a yes.
    From Ghostbusters. Submitted by William S (20 months ago)
    1. Raymond Stantz: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid was shut off by dickless here.
    2. Walter Peck: They caused an explosion!
    3. Mayor: Is this true?
    4. Peter Venkman: Yes it's true. [pause] This man has no dick.
    From Ghostbusters. Submitted by Zev B (20 months ago)
    1. Herman Blume: She's my Rushmore.
    2. Max Fischer: I know. She was mine too.
    From Rushmore. Submitted by Reichelle C (21 months ago)
    1. Garfield: Once again, my life has been saved by the miracle of lasagna.
    From Garfield - The Movie. Submitted by Lucas M (21 months ago)
    1. Bob Wiley: Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic... and so am I!
    From What About Bob?. Submitted by Michael D (21 months ago)
    1. Bob Harris: Can you keep a secret? I'm trying to organize a prison break. I'm looking for, like, an accomplice. We have to first get out of this bar, then the hotel, then the city, and then the country. Are you in or you out?
    2. Charlotte: I'm in. I'll go pack my stuff.
    3. Bob Harris: I hope that you've had enough to drink. It's going to take courage.
    From Lost In Translation. Submitted by Marcela O (21 months ago)
    1. Himself: [last line, after end credits] In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, 'Au revoir, gopher'.
    From Zombieland. Submitted by Andrew M (21 months ago)
    1. Peter Venkman: Hee hee hee! 'Get her!' That was your whole plan, huh, 'get her.' Very scientific.
    From Ghostbusters. Submitted by Sam B (22 months ago)
    1. Raleigh St. Clair: [after learning from a private investigator that Margot had been previously married and has had several affairs with both men and women] So, she smokes.
    From The Royal Tenenbaums. Submitted by Asif K (2 years ago)
    1. Little Rock: No Twinkies.
    2. Himself: Shit Fuck!
    From Zombieland. Submitted by Melissa S (2 years ago)
    1. Dana Barrett: [to Peter] Are you the key master?
    2. Peter Venkman: Um no...not that I know of. [Dana shuts door. Peter knocks again]
    3. Dana Barrett: Are you the key master?
    4. Peter Venkman: Um...yeah. Um...I'm a friend of his, yeah.
    From Ghostbusters. Submitted by Aidan C (2 years ago)
    1. Peter Venkman: Back off, man. I'm a scientist.
    From Ghostbusters. Submitted by Aidan C (2 years ago)
    1. Peter Venkman: And the flowers are still standing!
    From Ghostbusters. Submitted by John H (2 years ago)
    1. Phil Connors: Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today.
    From Groundhog Day. Submitted by rob g (2 years ago)
    1. Peter Venkman: We came. We saw. We kicked its ass.
    From Ghostbusters. Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)
    1. Charlotte: 25 years. That's uh, well it's impressive.
    2. Bob Harris: Well you figure, you sleep one-third of your life, that knocks out eight years of marriage right there. So you're, y'know, down to 16 in change. You know you're just a teenager, at marriage, you can drive it but there's still the occasional accident.
    From Lost In Translation. Submitted by Jake R (2 years ago)
    1. Carl Spackler: Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac...It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!
    From Caddyshack. Submitted by Tyler C (2 years ago)
    1. Badger: The cuss you are...
    2. Mr. Fox: The cuss am I? Are you cussing with me?!
    3. Badger: No, you cussing with ME?!
    4. Mr. Fox: Don't cussing point at me!
    5. Badger: You'll cuss someone but me!
    6. Mr. Fox: No, you're not gonna cuss with me, you little cuss!
    From Fantastic Mr. Fox. Submitted by Neptune F (2 years ago)
    1. Man at Elevator: What are you supposed to be some kind of cosmonaut?
    2. Raymond Stantz: Somebody saw a cockroach up on twelve.
    3. Man at Elevator: That must be some cockroach.
    4. Peter Venkman: Bite your head off man.
    From Ghostbusters. Submitted by James K (2 years ago)
    1. Frank Quinn: I sold 26 of the ugliest cars in the middle of December with the wind blowing so far up my ass I was farting snowflakes into July.
    From Get Low. Submitted by rob g (2 years ago)
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