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Birthday:
Mar 14, 1948
Birthplace:
Long Beach, Long Island, New York, USA

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Billy Crystal Biography

The son of a jazz concert producer, Billy Crystal grew up in the company of such music legends as Billie Holiday, Pee Wee Russell, and Eddy Condon. His mind made up by age five, Crystal knew he wanted to become a performer -- not in music but in baseball or comedy. As he later explained to TV Guide, he chose comedy "because God made me short" -- though from all reports he is one of the best ball players in show business.Learning how to make people laugh by studying the works of past masters Laurel and Hardy, Ernie Kovacs, and Jonathan Winters, Crystal began making the club rounds at 16. He was sidetracked briefly by New York University's film school, where he studied to be a director under Martin Scorsese, but upon graduation it was back to comedy when Crystal formed his own troupe, 3's Company. On his own, he developed into an "observational" comic, humor based on his own experiences and the collective experiences of his audience. He came to media attention via his impression of Howard Cosell interviewing Muhammad Ali. After doing time as an opening act for such musicians as Barry Manilow, Crystal struck out for Hollywood, in hopes of finding regular work on a TV series. In 1977, he was hired to play the gay character Jodie Dallas on Soap. Though many people expected the performer to be typecast in this sort of part, he transcended the "sissy" stereotype, making the character so three-dimensional that audiences and potential employers were fully aware that there was more to Crystal's talent than what they saw in Jodie.Thanks to Soap, Crystal became and remained a headliner and, in 1978, had his first crack at movie stardom as a pregnant man in Rabbit Test. The movie was unsuccessful, but Crystal's star had not been eclipsed by the experience; he was even entrusted with a dramatic role in the 1980 TV movie Enola Gay. His career accelerating with comedy records, choice club dates, regular appearances on Saturday Night Live, and TV guest shots, Crystal had a more successful stab at the movies in such films as This is Spinal Tap (1984), The Princess Bride (1987), Throw Momma From the Train (1987), and When Harry Met Sally (1989). Riding high after a memorable emceeing stint at the Oscar ceremony, Crystal executive produced and starred in his most successful film project to date, an uproarious middle-age-angst comedy called City Slickers (1991). In 1992, he mounted his most ambitious film endeavor, Mr. Saturday Night, the bittersweet chronicle of a self-destructive comedian. The film had great potential (as indicated by the outtakes contained in its video cassette version), but the end result died at the box office. That same year, Crystal again hosted the Oscar awards, and in 1994 he repeated his earlier success with the popular sequel City Slickers 2: The Legend of Curly's Gold.Crystal added to his directing credits the following year with the romantic comedy Forget Paris. Unfortunately, the film -- which he also produced, wrote, and starred in -- was something of a flop. He subsequently focused his energies on acting, turning up in Hamlet (1996) and Deconstructing Harry (1997). In 1998 he had another producing stint with My Giant, a comedy he also starred in; like his previous producing effort, that film also proved fairly unsuccessful. However, Crystal bounced back in 1999, executive producing and starring in Analyze This. A comedy about a mob boss, Robert De Niro, seeking therapy from a psychiatrist (Crystal), it won a number of positive reviews, convincing many that the performer was back in his element.Back in the director's chair in 2001, Crystal helmed the made-for-HBO 61*. Detailing the 1961 home-run race between Roger Maris and Mickey Mantle, 61* struck a chord with baseball sentimentalists and critics alike. Scripting and starring in America's Sweethearts the same year, Crystal soon began to prepare for his vocal role in the animated comedy fantasy Monsters, Inc. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

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Quotes from Billy Crystal's Characters

    1. Roz: I'm watching you, Wazowski. Always watching. Always!
    2. Mike Wazowski: Ohh, she's nuts.
    From Monsters, Inc.. Submitted by Jed G (6 days ago)
    1. Mike Wazowski: [Referring to Randall, whom they have banished] And he's outta here!
    From Monsters, Inc.. Submitted by Anthony A (2 months ago)
    1. Mike Wazowski: Hey, good morning, Monstropolis. It's now five after the hour of 6:00 A.M. in the big monster city. Temperature's a balmy 65 degrees - which is good news for you reptiles - and it looks like it's gonna be a perfect day to maybe, hey, just lie in bed, sleep in, or simply... WORK OUT THAT FLAB THAT'S HANGING OVER THE BED. Get up, Sulley.
    From Monsters, Inc.. Submitted by Rocky F (2 months ago)
    1. Miracle Max the Wizard: He's only mostly dead. If he were all dead, there's only one thing you can do.
    2. Inigo Montoya: And what's that?
    3. Miracle Max the Wizard: Go through his pockets and look for loose change.
    From The Princess Bride. Submitted by Ben D (3 months ago)
    1. Miracle Max the Wizard: The king's stinkin' son fired me, but thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it!
    From The Princess Bride. Submitted by Ben D (3 months ago)
    1. Miracle Max the Wizard: Don't rush me sonny, you rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
    From The Princess Bride. Submitted by Virginia S (4 months ago)
    1. Valerie the Wizard's Wife: Bye bye boys.
    2. Miracle Max the Wizard: Have fun stormin' da castel.
    3. Valerie the Wizard's Wife: Think it'll work?
    4. Miracle Max the Wizard: It would take a miracle.
    From The Princess Bride. Submitted by Virginia S (4 months ago)
    1. Valerie the Wizard's Wife: Liar! Liar! Liar!
    2. Miracle Max the Wizard: Get back witch.
    3. Valerie the Wizard's Wife: I'm not a witch I'm your wife. But after what you just said I'm not even sure I want to be that anymore.
    From The Princess Bride. Submitted by Virginia S (4 months ago)
    1. Miracle Max the Wizard: Beat it or I'll call the brute squad!
    2. Fezzik: I'm on the brute squad.
    3. Miracle Max the Wizard: You ARE the brute squad.
    From The Princess Bride. Submitted by Erik W (5 months ago)
    1. Miracle Max the Wizard: The King's stinken son fired me and thank you so much for bringing up such a rotten subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pore lemon juice on it. We're closed!
    From The Princess Bride. Submitted by Erik W (5 months ago)
    1. Larry Donner: Let me hang it up for you!
    2. Momma: I can hang up my own goddman shirt!
    3. Larry Donner: I know that, but I would like to hang it up for you!
    4. Momma: Get out of my way, you black bastard!
    5. Larry Donner: [confused] What?
    From Throw Momma from the Train. Submitted by Anthony A (6 months ago)
    1. Momma: Who the hell are you?!
    2. Larry Donner: I'm Owen's friend.
    3. Momma: Owen doesn't have a friend!
    4. Larry Donner: That's because he's shy.
    5. Momma: No he's not! He's fat and stupid! Get out of my house! [she hits him with her cane]
    From Throw Momma from the Train. Submitted by Anthony A (6 months ago)
    1. Momma: Oh you saved me, Owen!
    2. Larry Donner: Mrs. Lift, are you okay?
    3. Momma: Beat it, chump! [she kicks him off the train]
    4. Owen Lift: Bye, Larry!
    From Throw Momma from the Train. Submitted by Anthony A (6 months ago)
    1. Owen Lift: Larry! You're alive!
    2. Larry Donner: You killed her.
    3. Momma: HOLY SHIT! [Owen and Larry get startled] What a dream I was havin'! Louis Armstrong was tryin' to kill me!
    4. Larry Donner: Mrs. Lift?
    5. Momma: Get away from me, you horse's ass! [she hits him in the crotch with her cane; Larry groans and collapses]
    6. Larry Donner: [to Owen] She's not a woman... she's the Terminator.
    From Throw Momma from the Train. Submitted by Anthony A (6 months ago)
    1. Celia: You expect me to believe that pack of lies, Mike Wazowski!?
    2. Boo: Mike Wazowski!
    3. Celia: *gasps*
    4. Mike Wazowski: I love you schmooksie poo!
    From Monsters, Inc.. Submitted by Ceara R (6 months ago)
    1. Mike Wazowski: Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me!
    From Monsters, Inc.. Submitted by Wouter V (7 months ago)
    1. Fezzik: I'm on the brute squad.
    2. Miracle Max the Wizard: You are the brute squad.
    From The Princess Bride. Submitted by Sara B (8 months ago)
    1. James P. Sullivan "Sully": What have I done? This could ruin the company.
    2. Mike Wazowski: Who cares about the company? What about us? That thing is a killing machine! [points at Boo, who is babbling harmlessly] I bet it's waiting for us to fall asleep, and then - bam! Oh, we're easy prey, my friend. Easy prey! We're sitting targets!
    From Monsters, Inc.. Submitted by Lucas M (9 months ago)
    1. James P. Sullivan "Sully": There's something else.
    2. Mike Wazowski: What?
    3. James P. Sullivan "Sully": Look lay in the ag bay.
    4. Mike Wazowski: WHAT!?
    5. James P. Sullivan "Sully": Look in the bag.
    From Monsters, Inc.. Submitted by abe b (9 months ago)
    1. Mike Wazowski: One time there was someone asking me who was most beautiful monster in the whole monstrocity, you what I said?
    2. Celia: What did you said?
    3. Mike Wazowski: I said... SULLY!
    From Monsters, Inc.. Submitted by abe b (9 months ago)
    1. Miracle Max the Wizard: There is nothing better than true love in the whole world. Except a nice MLT. Mutton, lettuce, and tomato when the mutton is nice and lean and the lettuce is nice and crisp. Ohhh you can't beat it.
    From The Princess Bride. Submitted by Justin K (9 months ago)
    1. Miracle Max the Wizard: Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.
    2. Inigo Montoya: What's that?
    3. Miracle Max the Wizard: Go through his clothes and look for loose change.
    From The Princess Bride. Submitted by Zev B (10 months ago)
    1. Larry Donner: Hate makes you impotent, love makes you crazy. Somewhere in the middle you can survive.
    From Throw Momma from the Train. Submitted by Corey G (11 months ago)
    1. Miracle Max the Wizard: Have fun storming the castle!
    2. Valerie the Wizard's Wife: Think it'll work?
    3. Miracle Max the Wizard: It'll take a miracle!
    From The Princess Bride. Submitted by Carolyn A (11 months ago)
    1. Miracle Max the Wizard: He is only mostly dead. Not all dead. You can bring them back to life if they are only mostly dead. Now, give me that stick.
    From The Princess Bride. Submitted by Shelah M (12 months ago)
    1. Harry Burns: It is so nice when you can sit with someone and not have to talk.
    From When Harry Met Sally. Submitted by Marlon L (12 months ago)
    1. Ben Sobel: I'm also known to the people who know me the best as, The Fucking Doctor.
    From Analyze This. Submitted by Antonio R (13 months ago)
    1. Mike Wazowski: Oh, that's great, blame it on the little guy. How original. He must've read the schedule wrong with his one eye.
    From Monsters, Inc.. Submitted by Chris P (13 months ago)
    1. Harry Burns: When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
    From When Harry Met Sally. Submitted by Yelwa M (13 months ago)
    1. Miracle Max the Wizard: You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
    From The Princess Bride. Submitted by Chris P (13 months ago)
    1. Harry Burns: But I would be proud...
    2. Sally Albright: But I would be proud...
    3. Harry Burns: ...to partake...
    4. Sally Albright: ...to partake...
    5. Harry Burns: ...of your pecan pie.
    6. Sally Albright: ...of your pecan pie.
    From When Harry Met Sally. Submitted by Chris P (13 months ago)
    1. Mitch Robbins: Hi, Curly, kill anyone today?
    2. Curly: Day ain't over yet.
    From City Slickers. Submitted by Chris P (13 months ago)
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