Birthday:
Mar 19, 1955
Birthplace:
Idar-Oberstein, West Germany

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Bruce Willis Biography

Born Walter Willison -- an Army brat to parents stationed in Idar-Oberstein, West Germany -- on March 19, 1955, Bruce Willis grew up in New Jersey from the age of two. As a youngster, he developed a stutter that posed the threat of social alienation, but he discovered an odd quirk: while performing in front of large numbers of people, the handicap inexplicably vanished. This led Willis into a certified niche as a comedian and budding actor. After high-school graduation, 18-year-old Willis decided to land a blue-collar job in the vein of his father, and accepted a position at the DuPont Chambers Works factory in Deep Water, NJ, but withdrew, shaken, after a co-worker was killed on the job. He performed regularly on the harmonica in a blues ensemble called the Loose Goose and worked temporarily as a security guard before enrolling in the drama program at Montclair State University in New Jersey. A collegiate role in Cat on a Hot Tin Roof brought Willis back in touch with his love of acting, and he instantly decided to devote his life to the profession.Willis made his first professional appearances on film with minor roles in projects like The First Deadly Sin, starring Frank Sinatra, and Sidney Lumet's The Verdict. But his big break came when he attended a casting call (along with 3000 other hopefuls) for the leading role on Moonlighting, an ABC detective comedy series. Sensing Willis' innate appeal, producers cast him opposite the luminous Cybill Shepherd. The series, which debuted in 1985, followed the story of two private investigators working for a struggling detective agency, with Willis playing the fast-talking ne'er-do-well David Addison, and Shepherd playing the prim former fashion model Maddie Hayes. The show's heavy use of clever dialogue, romantic tension, and screwball comedy proved a massive hit with audiences, and Willis became a major star. The show ultimately lasted four years and wrapped on May 14, 1989. During the first year or two of the series, Willis and Shepherd enjoyed a brief offscreen romantic involvement as well, but Willis soon met and fell in love with actress Demi Moore, who became his wife in 1987.In the interim, Willis segued into features, playing geeky Walter Davis in the madcap 1987 comedy Blind Date. That same year, Motown Records -- perhaps made aware of Willis' experiences as a musician -- invited the star to record an LP of blue-eyed soul tracks. The Return of Bruno emerged and became a moderate hit among baby boomers, although as the years passed it became better remembered as an excuse for Willis to wear sunglasses indoors and sing into pool cues.Then in 1988, Willis broke major barriers when he convinced studios to cast him in the leading role of John McClane in John McTiernan's explosive action movie Die Hard. Though up until this point, action stars had been massive tough guys like Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone, execs took a chance on Willis' every-guy approach to the genre - and the gamble paid off. Playing a working-class cop who confronts an entire skyscraper full of terrorists when his estranged wife is taken hostage on Christmas Eve, Willis' used his wiseacre television persona to constantly undercut the film's somber underpinnings, without ever once damaging the suspenseful core of the material. This, coupled with a smart script and wall-to-wall sequences of spectacular action, propelled Die Hard to number one at the box office during the summer of 1988, and made Willis a full-fledged movie star.Willis subsequent projects would include two successful Die Hard sequels, as well as other roles the 1989 Norman Jewison drama In Country, and the 1989 hit comedy Look Who's Talking, in which Willis voiced baby Mikey. Though he'd engage in a few stinkers, like the unsuccessful Hudson Hawk and North, he would also continue to strike told with hugely popular movies like The Last Boyscout , Pulp Fiction, and Armageddon.Willis landed one of his biggest hits, however, when he signed on to work with writer/director M. Night Shyamalan in the supernatural thriller The Sixth Sense. In that film, Willis played Dr. Malcolm Crowe, a child psychologist assigned to treat a young boy (Haley Joel Osment) plagued by visions of ghosts. The picture packs a wallop in its final minutes, with a now-infamous surprise that even purportedly caught Hollywood insiders off guard when it hit U.S. cinemas in the summer of 1999. Around the same time, tabloids began to swarm with gossip of a breakup between Willis and Demi Moore, who indeed filed for divorce and finalized it in the fall of 2000.Willis and M. Night Shyamalan teamed up again in 2000 for Unbreakable, another dark fantasy about a man who suddenly discovers that he has been imbued with superhero powers and meets his polar opposite, a psychotic, fragile-bodied black man (Samuel L. Jackson). The movie divided critics but drew hefty grosses when it premiered on November 22, 2000. That same year, Willis delighted audiences with a neat comic turn as hitman Jimmy the Tulip in The Whole Nine Yards, which light heartedly parodied his own tough-guy image. Willis followed it up four years later with a sequel, The Whole Ten Yards.In 2005, Willis was ideally cast as beaten-down cop Hartigan in Robert Rodriguez's graphic-novel adaptation Sin City. The movie was a massive success, and Willis was happy to reteam with Rodriguez again the next year for a role in the zombie action flick Planet Terror, Rodriguez's contribution to the double feature Grindhouse. Additionally, Willis would keep busy over the next few years with roles in films like Richard Donner's 16 Blocks, Richard Linklater's Fast Food Nation, and Nick Cassavetes' crime drama Alpha Dog. The next year, Willis reprised his role as everyman superhero John McClane for a fourth installment of the Die Hard series, Live Free or Die Hard, directed by Len Wiseman. Though hardcore fans of the franchise were not overly impressed, the film did expectedly well at the box office.In the latter part of the decade, Willis would keep up his action star status, starring in the sci-fi thriller Surrogates in 2009, but also enjoyed poking fun at his own persona, with tongue-in-cheek roles in action fare like The Expendables, Cop Out, and Red. ~ Nathan Southern, Rovi

Bruce Willis Trivia

Bruce Willis stammered badly as a child (according to friends).
- submitted by Flixster F (3 years ago)
To advertise for then wife Demi Moore's upcoming film Striptease, Willis appeared on the Late Show with David Letterman and did his own strip routine.
- submitted by Flixster F (3 years ago)

Quotes from Bruce Willis's Characters

    1. John McClane: Welcome to the party, pal!
    From Die Hard. Submitted by Sam F (2 days ago)
    1. John McClane: What is this? A pirate gun?
    2. Jack McClane: It's old school, man! Kinda like you, right?
    3. John McClane: Right.
    From A Good Day To Die Hard. Submitted by Dan E (55 days ago)
    1. Joe: My life? Your life!
    From Looper. Submitted by Idan N (2 months ago)
    1. General Joe Colton: Sure you don't need anything?
    2. Storm Shadow: I brought my own.
    From G.I. Joe: Retaliation. Submitted by Meg P (2 months ago)
    1. RJ: Chances are if you feel like a dirtbag, you're a dirtbag. So own it! Say it out loud, "I am a dirtbag."
    From Over the Hedge. Submitted by Taylor R (2 months ago)
    1. Joe: So I changed it.
    From Looper. Submitted by Tomer H (3 months ago)
    1. Butch Coolidge: That's how you're gonna beat 'em, Butch. They keep underestimating you.
    From Pulp Fiction. Submitted by Dutch E (3 months ago)
    1. Thomas Gabriel: On your tombstone it should read 'At the wrong place at the wrong time'.
    2. John McClane: How about ' Yippie ki yay, motherfucker!'.
    From Live Free or Die Hard. Submitted by Matthew D (3 months ago)
    1. Jack McClane: You always looking for trouble or is it always finds you?
    2. John McClane: All this years, I still asked myself the same question.
    From A Good Day To Die Hard. Submitted by Sephia R (3 months ago)
    1. John McClane: Holly! Here's your fucking landing light!
    From Die Hard 2. Submitted by Dan E (3 months ago)
    1. Capt. Grant: Too bad, McClane. I kinda liked you.
    2. John McClane: I've got enough friends!
    From Die Hard 2. Submitted by Dan E (3 months ago)
    1. Frank Moses: Is this gonna be a problem?
    2. William Cooper: No, I got it Grandpa.
    From Red. Submitted by Cody H (3 months ago)
    1. Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski: Every red-blooded American knows that the only condiment you are ever supposed to put on a hamburger is ketchup!
    From The Whole Nine Yards. Submitted by Dann M (3 months ago)
    1. Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski: It's not important how many people I've killed, what's important is how I get along with the people that are still alive.
    From The Whole Nine Yards. Submitted by Dann M (3 months ago)
    1. Komarov: Goddamn Americans. You think you're so smart.
    2. John McClane: Not that smart. I'm just on vacation.
    From A Good Day To Die Hard. Submitted by Dan E (3 months ago)
    1. John McClane: Hey, hey? What's with all this "John" shit? What ever happen to "dad"?
    2. Jack McClane: Good question.
    From A Good Day To Die Hard. Submitted by Dan E (3 months ago)
    1. John McClane: Oh, my Jesus. This is what you been doin', Jack? Spy shit? This is it? You're a spy? The 007 of Plainfield, New Jersey.
    From A Good Day To Die Hard. Submitted by Dan E (3 months ago)
    1. John McClane: Jack, what the fuck was that, huh?
    2. Jack McClane: Shut up! Just shut up, John, or, I swear to God, I will put a bullet in you this time.
    3. John McClane: Who do you think you're talkin' to?!
    4. Jack McClane: The last person I wanna see!
    5. John McClane: Maybe you missed the whole part back there where I save you and Papa Geppetto from a whole bunch of Russian bad guys!
    From A Good Day To Die Hard. Submitted by Dan E (3 months ago)
    1. John McClane: [huddled in an air vent, recalls his wife's invitation] Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs...
    From Die Hard. Submitted by Gabriel R (4 months ago)
    1. Hans Gruber: [on the radio] You are most troublesome for a security guard.
    2. John McClane: [imitates buzzer] Sorry, Hans. Wrong guess. Would you like to go for double jeopardy where the scores can really change?
    3. Hans Gruber: Who are you, then?
    4. John McClane: Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. A monkey in the wretch. A pain in the ass.
    From Die Hard. Submitted by Cody H (5 months ago)
    1. John McClane: You wanna hug?
    2. John Genarro: We're not a hugging family.
    3. John McClane: Damn straight.
    From A Good Day To Die Hard. Submitted by Dan E (5 months ago)
    1. John Genarro: Do you go lookin' for trouble or does it always find you?
    2. John McClane: I still ask myself the same question.
    From A Good Day To Die Hard. Submitted by Dan E (5 months ago)
    1. Captain Sharp: Be that as it may, will you let me know if you see anything unusual?
    From Moonrise Kingdom. Submitted by Victor M (5 months ago)
    1. Old Joe: [speaks French]
    2. Joe: What?
    3. Old Joe: You'll get it someday. Well, obviously.
    From Looper. Submitted by Zoe S (5 months ago)
    1. Joe: It's like this whole town. Big heads, small potatoes.
    From Looper. Submitted by John K (5 months ago)
    1. Old Joe: I don't want to talk about time travel because if we start talking about it then we're going to be here all day talking about it, making diagrams with straws.
    From Looper. Submitted by Sawyer B (5 months ago)
    1. Butch Coolidge: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
    From Pulp Fiction. Submitted by David E (5 months ago)
    1. Hans Gruber: [impersonating a hostage] You don't work for Nakatomi, and if you're not one of them?
    2. John McClane: I'm a cop from New York.
    3. Hans Gruber: New York?
    4. John McClane: Got invited to the Christmas party by mistake. Who knew? [Hans looks at John's bare feet] Better than getting caught with your pants down. [laughs] I'm John McClane. You're uh...
    5. Hans Gruber: Clay. Bill Clay.
    6. John McClane: You know how to use a handgun, Bill?
    7. Hans Gruber: I spent a weekend at a combat ranch. You know that game with the guns that shoot red paint? Probably seems kind of stupid to you.
    8. John McClane: No. [hands him the gun] Time for the real thing, Bill. All you gotta do is pull the trigger.
    From Die Hard. Submitted by Cody H (5 months ago)
    1. Marco: No more table! Where are you going to go now? Let me give you some advice: Next time you have the chance to kill someone, don't hesitate!
    2. John McClane: [kills him] Thanks for the advice.
    From Die Hard. Submitted by Diego T (5 months ago)
    1. John McClane: Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.
    From Die Hard. Submitted by Gareth H (5 months ago)
    1. Joe: Then I saw it, I saw a mom who would die for her son, a man who would kill for his wife, a boy, angry & alone, laid out in front of him the bad path. I saw it & the path was a circle, round & round. So I changed it.
    From Looper. Submitted by Shyam N (6 months ago)
    1. John McClane: How can the same shit happen to the same guy twice.
    From Die Hard 2. Submitted by Scott C (6 months ago)
    1. John McClane: No fucking shit lady, does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?
    From Die Hard. Submitted by Elliott S (6 months ago)
    1. Gen. Ramon Esperanza: Freedom!
    2. John McClane: [punches him] Not yet!
    From Die Hard 2. Submitted by Cody H (6 months ago)
    1. Thomas Gabriel: [on the phone] Mai, what the hell's going on?
    2. John McClane: Mai? Oh yeah, little Asian chick, likes to kick people? I don't think she's gonna be talking to anyone for a long time. The last time I saw her she was at the bottom of an elevator shaft with a big SUV rammed up her ass.
    From Live Free or Die Hard. Submitted by Cody H (6 months ago)
    1. John McClane: You know, you're brother was an asshole.
    2. Simon Gruber/Peter Krieg: [laughs] He was! He was an asshole. You got his number.
    From Die Hard 3: With a Vengeance. Submitted by Cody H (6 months ago)
    1. Hans Gruber: [points gun at John] Put down the gun and give me my detonators.
    2. John McClane: Well, well, well...Hans.
    3. Hans Gruber: Put down the gun.
    4. John McClane: You're pretty tricky with that accent. You oughtta be on fuckin' TV with that accent.
    5. Hans Gruber: I'm going to count to three.
    6. John McClane: Yeah, like you did with Takagi? [Hans pulls trigger and the gun is empty] Oops. No bullets, you think I'm fuckin' stupid, Hans?
    From Die Hard. Submitted by Cody H (6 months ago)
    1. Hans Gruber: You Americans are all alike. Well, this time John Wayne does not walk off into the sunset with Grace Kelly.
    2. John McClane: That's Gary Cooper, asshole.
    From Die Hard. Submitted by Cody H (6 months ago)
    1. Dink: I just don't have enough room in my pockets for all that money.
    From Lay the Favorite. Submitted by Chris P (6 months ago)
    1. Joe: That's your life, not mine. So why don't you do what old men do and die...
    From Looper. Submitted by Alex G (6 months ago)
    1. John McClane: Welcome to the party pal!
    From Die Hard. Submitted by Graham M (7 months ago)
    1. John McClane: Now I know how a TV dinner feels.
    From Die Hard. Submitted by Graham M (7 months ago)
    1. John McClane: Nice poster.
    2. Warlock: What are you a fan of the Fett?
    3. John McClane: No, I was always more of a Star Wars person.
    From Live Free or Die Hard. Submitted by Adam D (7 months ago)
    1. Korben Dallas: Listen lady, I only speak two languages: English and bad English.
    From The Fifth Element. Submitted by Kathy I (7 months ago)
    1. Captain Sharp: It's been proven by history: all mankind makes mistakes.
    From Moonrise Kingdom. Submitted by Rona K (7 months ago)
    1. John McClane: What is it that wall street doesn't have?
    2. Zeus Carver: What?
    3. John McClane: Schools [while watching at The Federal Reserve Bank of New York] And what do they have a shit load of?
    From Die Hard 3: With a Vengeance. Submitted by Siddhesh T (8 months ago)
    1. Joe: Then I saw it. A mom that would die for her son. A man that would kill for his wife. A boy angry and alone. Laid out in front of him, the bad path, I saw it. That path was a circle. So I changed it.
    From Looper. Submitted by Jom J (8 months ago)
    1. Joe: This job doesn't tend to attract the most forward-thinking.
    From Looper. Submitted by Augusta M (8 months ago)
    1. Joe: I can't believe I let my friend get killed for silver.
    From Looper. Submitted by Augusta M (8 months ago)
    1. Old Joe: For a long time, I thought we were going to have a baby. She would have made a good mother.
    From Looper. Submitted by Augusta M (8 months ago)
    1. Joe: I can't feel my legs.
    2. Sara: That's cause you're suffering from fucking withdrawal.
    From Looper. Submitted by Augusta M (8 months ago)
    1. Joe: Show me. As soon as I see her, I'll walk away. I'll fucking marry someone else.
    From Looper. Submitted by Augusta M (8 months ago)
    1. David Dunne: If you shoot me, the bullets will bounce back...
    From Unbreakable. Submitted by Baurushan J (8 months ago)
    1. Old Joe: I'm going to stop this guy.
    2. Joe: None of this concerns me...
    3. Old Joe: It is going to happen to you!
    4. Joe: It's going to happen to YOU, It's not going to happen to ME!
    From Looper. Submitted by ethan t (8 months ago)
    1. Joe: I work as a specialized assassin, in an outfit called the Loopers. When my organization from the future wants someone to die, they zap them back to me and I eliminate the target from the future. The only rule is: never let your target escape... even if your target is you.
    From Looper. Submitted by Lucas M (8 months ago)
    1. Old Joe: That must have hurt... You know there's another girl that works here on the weekends...
    2. Joe: Jen.
    3. Old Joe: Yeah... less letters.
    From Looper. Submitted by Christina T (8 months ago)
    1. Abe: I'm from the future, go to China.
    From Looper. Submitted by Raghu P (8 months ago)
    1. Jeffrey Goines: You know what crazy is? Crazy is majority rules. Take germs, for example.
    2. James Cole: Germs?
    3. Jeffrey Goines: Uh-huh. In the eighteenth century, no such thing, nada, nothing. No one ever imagined such a thing. No sane person, anyway. Ah! Ah! Along comes this doctor, uh, uh, uh, Semmelweis, Semmelweis. Semmelweis comes along. He's trying to convince people, well, other doctors mainly, that's there's these teeny tiny invisible bad things called germs that get into your body and make you sick. Ah? He's trying to get doctors to wash their hands. What is this guy? Crazy? Teeny, tiny, invisible? What do you call it? Uh-uh, germs? Huh? What? Now, cut to the 20th century. Last week, as a matter of fact, before I got dragged into this hellhole. I go in to order a burger in this fast food joint, and the guy drops it on the floor. Jim, he picks it up, he wipes it off, he hands it to me like it's all OK. "What about the germs?" I say. He says, "I don't believe in germs. Germs is just a plot they made up so they can sell you disinfectants and soaps." Now he's crazy, right? See? Ah! Ah! There's no right, there's no wrong, there's only popular opinion. You... you... you believe in germs, right?
    From Twelve Monkeys (12 Monkeys). Submitted by Dov D (8 months ago)
    1. Joe: Time travel has not yet been invented but 30 years from now, it will have been. I am one of many specialized assassins in our present called loopers. So when criminal organizations in the future need gone, they zap them back to me and I eliminate the target from the future. Loopers are well paid. We live the good life and the only rule is never let your target escape, even if your target is you.
    From Looper. Submitted by Steven F (8 months ago)
    1. Joe: I'm gonna fix this! I'm gonna find him, and I'm gonna kill him!
    From Looper. Submitted by Steven F (8 months ago)
    1. Old Joe: Shut your fucking child mouth.
    From Looper. Submitted by Kevin M (8 months ago)
    1. Joe: I'm going to France.
    2. Abe: I'm from the future! Go to China!
    3. Joe: I'm going to France!
    From Looper. Submitted by Jonathan M (8 months ago)
    1. Old Joe: I'm going to stop this guy.
    2. Joe: None of this concerns me...
    3. Old Joe: It's gonna happen to you!
    4. Joe: It's going to happen to you, it's not going to happen to me!
    From Looper. Submitted by Phil P (8 months ago)
    1. Joe: I knew this would go on forever and there was only one way to stop it from going on.
    From Looper. Submitted by ernest e (8 months ago)
    1. Cid: We need to make it stronger.
    2. Joe: How you going to do that?
    3. Cid: A bigger battery.
    4. Joe: Smart.
    From Looper. Submitted by Augusta M (8 months ago)
    1. Frank Moses: It's not that bad, people get shot all the time.
    2. Sarah Ross: No they don't, they get paper cuts.
    3. Marvin Boggs: I mostly get shot.
    From Red. Submitted by Typhon Q (9 months ago)
    1. Joe: We both know how this has to go down... So why don't you do what old men do... and die.
    From Looper. Submitted by Chris P (9 months ago)
    1. John McClane: Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs.
    From Die Hard. Submitted by Tomer H (9 months ago)
    1. Hans Gruber: What was it you said before? Yippi-ki-yay, motherf---er.
    2. John McClane: [laughs]
    3. Hans Gruber: [laughs]
    4. John McClane: Holly! [shoots Hans and henchman] Happy trails, Hans.
    From Die Hard. Submitted by Cody H (9 months ago)
    1. Joe: When they need someone gone and they want to erase any trace of the target ever existing, they use specialized assassins, like me, called Loopers.
    From Looper. Submitted by Kevin M (9 months ago)
    1. Trench: I am out of ammo. I'll be back!
    2. Mr. Church: You've been back enough! It's my turn to be back.
    3. Trench: Well yippe-kai-yay.
    From The Expendables 2. Submitted by Shawn M (9 months ago)
    1. Siri the Leopard: I'm Siri, the clouded Leopard.
    2. Spike the Dog: I'm Spike, the pure bread mutt.
    3. Siri the Leopard: See these claws?
    4. Spike the Dog: Sniff my butt.
    From Rugrats Go Wild. Submitted by Rufus H (9 months ago)
    1. Trench: I'll be back.
    2. Mr. Church: You've been back enough. I'll be back.
    3. Trench: Yippie-kay-yay.
    From The Expendables 2. Submitted by Jay L (10 months ago)
    1. John McClane: Why don't you take THIS under consideration, motherfucker?
    From Die Hard. Submitted by Diego T (10 months ago)
    1. John McClane: [imitating his wife's request] Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs.
    From Die Hard. Submitted by Josh B (10 months ago)
    1. Marvin Boggs: [while running from modolva people] Modolva sucks.
    2. Frank Moses: [turns around] MODOLVA SUCKS!
    From Red. Submitted by Jay S (11 months ago)
    1. Captain Sharp: I need volunteers! You, you, you and you.
    From Moonrise Kingdom. Submitted by Aaron D (11 months ago)
    1. Captain Sharp: I can't argue against anything you are saying. Then I don't have to because you are twelve.
    From Moonrise Kingdom. Submitted by Jesse L (11 months ago)
    1. Captain Sharp: Did you hit him?
    2. Mrs. Bishop: No, he drove into a ditch.
    From Moonrise Kingdom. Submitted by Robin H (11 months ago)
    1. Captain Sharp: You're doing what's right. For everyone. Except me.
    From Moonrise Kingdom. Submitted by Robin H (11 months ago)
    1. Frank Moses: With age comes a certain perspective.
    From Red. Submitted by Emily B (11 months ago)
    1. Capt. Grant: Too bad McClane, I could've liked you.
    2. John McClane: I've got enough friends!
    From Die Hard 2. Submitted by Matthew J (12 months ago)
    1. Hans Gruber: Do you really think you have a chance against us Mr. cowboy?
    2. John McClane: Yippie Ki Yay Motherfucker.
    From Die Hard. Submitted by Matthew J (12 months ago)
    1. Fabienne: Who's motorcycle is this?
    2. Butch Coolidge: *sigh* It's a Chopper baby.
    3. Fabienne: Who's Chopper is this?
    4. Butch Coolidge: It's Zed's.
    5. Fabienne: Who's Zed?
    6. Butch Coolidge: Zed's dead baby...Zed's dead.
    From Pulp Fiction. Submitted by James M (12 months ago)
    1. Thomas Gabriel: Everything I've broken can be fixed... if the country is willing to pay for it.
    2. John McClane: Ah, bullshit. It's always been about the money.
    3. Thomas Gabriel: What? I shouldn't get paid for my work? I'm workin' my ass off here, John!
    4. John McClane: Just sit tight, asshole. I got a check for you.
    From Live Free or Die Hard. Submitted by Gabriel F (13 months ago)
    1. Frank Moses: Did Kordesky train you?
    2. William Cooper: Yeah.
    3. Frank Moses: I trained Kordesky.
    From Red. Submitted by Danny S (13 months ago)
    1. Mr. Goodkat: A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.
    From Lucky Number Slevin. Submitted by Fisch K (13 months ago)
    1. Mr. Goodkat: Charlie Chaplin once entered a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest in Monte Carlo and came in third... that's a story.
    From Lucky Number Slevin. Submitted by Fisch K (13 months ago)
    1. Harry S. Stamper: [Harry says to his fellow drillers] I know we have to go. We can all just sit here on Earth, wait for this big rock to crash into it, kill everything and everybody we know. United States government just asked us to save the world. Anybody want to say 'no'?
    From Armageddon. Submitted by Facebook U (14 months ago)
    1. Marvin: [about the radio he lifted from one of Stuart's henchmen] I found it on the floor next to the luggage belt. What the hell are you so excited about?
    2. John McClane: The code's still punched into this one.
    3. Marvin: You like it, huh? How 'bout you give me twenty bucks for it.
    4. John McClane: How 'bout I let you live?
    5. Marvin: Man knows how to barter.
    From Die Hard 2. Submitted by Francis L (14 months ago)
    1. Capt. Grant: You are just in the wrong place, at the wrong time.
    2. John McClane: Story of my life.
    From Die Hard 2. Submitted by topher h (15 months ago)
    1. Ruby Rhod: What was that honey? It was bad! It had no fire, no energy, no nothing! So tomorrow from five to seven will you please act like you have more than a two word vo-cab-u-lar-yee! It must be green!
    2. Korben Dallas: Can I talk to you for a second? [pushes Ruby up against the wall] I didn't come here to play pumbaa on the radio. So tomorrow from five to seven your gonna give yourself a hand, green?
    3. Ruby Rhod: [high-pitched] Supergreen!
    From The Fifth Element. Submitted by Cheyne L (16 months ago)
    1. Cole Sear: I'm ready to tell you my secret now.
    2. Dr. Malcolm Crowe: Okay.
    3. Cole Sear: Come closer.
    4. Cole Sear: I see dead people. They don't know they're dead.
    5. Dr. Malcolm Crowe: Where are they?
    6. Cole Sear: Everywhere.
    From The Sixth Sense. Submitted by Gabe Z (16 months ago)
    1. John McClane: Yippie-kay-yay motherfucker.
    From Die Hard. Submitted by Nicola T (16 months ago)
    1. John McClane: Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.
    From Die Hard. Submitted by Oliver N (17 months ago)
    1. John McClane: Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.
    From Die Hard. Submitted by Oliver N (17 months ago)
    1. John McClane: Come out to the coast, we'll have a party!
    From Die Hard. Submitted by Bob C (17 months ago)
    1. Dispatcher: Attention whoever you are this channel is reserved for emergency calls only.
    2. John McClane: No fucking shit lady, does it sound like i'm ordering a pizza?
    From Die Hard. Submitted by Daniel R (17 months ago)
    1. John McClane: Welcome to the party, Pal!
    From Die Hard. Submitted by Steve M (18 months ago)
    1. John McClane: Yippee Ki Yay motherfuckers!
    From Die Hard. Submitted by Nathan J (18 months ago)
    1. John McClane: Is the building destroyed?
    2. Sgt. Al Powell: No, but it's gonna need a new paint job and a shit-load of screen doors.
    From Die Hard. Submitted by Robert H (18 months ago)
    1. John McClane: Oops. No bullets! What do you think- I'm fuckin' stupid Hans.
    From Die Hard. Submitted by Robert H (18 months ago)
    1. John McClane: No f--ing s-- lady! Does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?!
    From Die Hard. Submitted by sean b (18 months ago)
    1. John McClane: Oh man, I can't fucking believe this. Another basement. Another elevator. How can the same shit happen to the same guy twice?
    From Die Hard 2. Submitted by Dann M (18 months ago)
    1. John McClane: Hey Carmine, let me ask you something. What sets off the metal detectors first, the lead in your ass or the shit in your brains?
    From Die Hard 2. Submitted by Dann M (18 months ago)
    1. Hammy: Rabbits aren't vicious. They're all cute and cuddly. So...
    2. RJ: Rabid, not rabbit.
    3. Hammy: Ohhh! What?
    From Over the Hedge. Submitted by Anthony A (18 months ago)
    1. Lucy McClane: So did he say anything about me?
    2. John McClane: Jesus! Lucy!
    3. Lucy McClane: What? I'm sorry. I'm just asking.
    4. John McClane: I have enough pain already.
    From Live Free or Die Hard. Submitted by Jordan L (19 months ago)
    1. Hartigan: An old man dies. A young woman lives. A fair trade.
    From Sin City. Submitted by Ishan C (19 months ago)
    1. Hartigan: I take away his weapon. [pauses] Both of them.
    From Sin City. Submitted by Ishan C (19 months ago)
    1. Jack Mosley: I believe life's too long.
    From 16 Blocks. Submitted by Oscar A (19 months ago)
    1. Slevin: How did you find out?
    2. Mr. Goodkat: I'm a world class assassin fuckhead. How do you think I found out?
    From Lucky Number Slevin. Submitted by Phil F (19 months ago)
    1. Butch Coolidge: Are you okay?
    2. Marsellus Wallace: Nah, man. I'm pretty fuckin' far from okay [Zed screams]
    3. Butch Coolidge: What now?
    4. Marsellus Wallace: What now? I'll tell you what now. I'm gonna call a couple of hard-pipe hittin' niggas to go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow-torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy?! I ain't through with you by a damn sight! I'ma get medieval on your ass!
    From Pulp Fiction. Submitted by John D (20 months ago)
    1. Dr. Malcolm Crowe: You like magic? [sitting down facing Cole] Look here's a penny. I'm going to make this penny disappear. I give this a little wave and [clap] it's in my right hand. But that's not the end of the magic trick. I give this a little shake and [tap on inside pocket] it's in my pocket. But that's not the end of the magic trick. I give this a little shake and [clap] it's back where it started.
    From The Sixth Sense. Submitted by Baurushan J (20 months ago)
    1. Cole Sear: That's not magic.
    2. Dr. Malcolm Crowe: What do you mean?
    3. Cole Sear: You just kept it in that hand the whole time.
    4. Dr. Malcolm Crowe: You think so?
    5. Cole Sear: You think you're funny right?
    From The Sixth Sense. Submitted by Baurushan J (20 months ago)
    1. Cole Sear: Am I a freak?
    2. Dr. Malcolm Crowe: You're not a freak, Okay.
    3. Cole Sear: But everyone else calls me a freak.
    4. Dr. Malcolm Crowe: Hey you're a freak. That's bullshit allright.
    5. Cole Sear: You just said the S word.
    6. Dr. Malcolm Crowe: I know I'm sorry.
    From The Sixth Sense. Submitted by Baurushan J (20 months ago)
    1. Matt Farrell: You just killed a helicopter with a car!
    2. John McClane: I was out of bullets.
    From Live Free or Die Hard. Submitted by Danny S (20 months ago)
    1. Harry S. Stamper: Rockhound! Rockhound.
    2. Rockhound: Out of my way boy!
    3. Harry S. Stamper: [pushes Rockhound off to the ground and pins him] What's the matter with you Rockhound?
    4. Col. William Sharp: This is insane.
    5. Harry S. Stamper: You lost your mind?
    6. Col. William Sharp: He's got space dimension. Harry, you better watch your man.
    From Armageddon. Submitted by Baurushan J (21 months ago)
    1. Harry S. Stamper: White... horse.
    2. Jayotis (Bear) Kurleenbear: White... house. White house.
    From Armageddon. Submitted by Baurushan J (21 months ago)
    1. Harry S. Stamper: Why are you listening to someone that's a hundred thousand miles away?
    From Armageddon. Submitted by Baurushan J (21 months ago)
    1. Harry S. Stamper: AJ, I got just five words for you: Damn glad to see you boy!
    2. A.J. Frost: That's six words.
    From Armageddon. Submitted by Baurushan J (21 months ago)
    1. John McClane: Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.
    From Die Hard 2. Submitted by Jonathon P (21 months ago)
    1. Fabienne: Whose motorcycle is this?
    2. Butch Coolidge: It's a chopper, baby.
    3. Fabienne: Whose chopper is this?
    4. Butch Coolidge: It's Zed's
    5. Fabienne: Who's Zed?
    6. Butch Coolidge: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
    From Pulp Fiction. Submitted by Kypros K (21 months ago)
    1. Col. William McNamara: If we dual, we both lose.
    From Hart's War. Submitted by Kevin M (21 months ago)
    1. Frank Moses: Feel better now?
    2. Marvin Boggs: Yes. Let's get pancakes.
    From Red. Submitted by Tina B (21 months ago)
    1. John McClane: Now I know what a T.V. dinner feels like.
    From Die Hard. Submitted by Lisa B (22 months ago)
    1. John McClane: Why didn't you try to stop'em, John? Because then you'd be dead too, asshole! Think goddammit, think!
    From Die Hard. Submitted by Jamie E (22 months ago)
    1. Hans Gruber: Mr. Mystery Guest? Are you still there?
    2. John McClane: Yeah, I'm still here. Unless you wanna open the front door for me.
    3. Hans Gruber: Uh, no, I'm afraid not. But, you have me at a loss. You know my name but who are you? Just another American who saw too many movies as a child? Another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he's John Wayne? Rambo? Marshal Dillon?
    4. John McClane: Was always kinda partial to Roy Rogers actually. I really like those sequined shirts.
    5. Hans Gruber: Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?
    6. John McClane: Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.
    From Die Hard. Submitted by Lewis T (22 months ago)
    1. Hartigan: Get some sleep.
    2. Nancy: Sleep with me.
    3. Hartigan: No, Nancy!
    From Sin City. Submitted by Gavin S (23 months ago)
    1. Hartigan: Roark! Give it up. Let the girl go.
    2. Junior / Yellow Bastard: [holding a young Nancy] You can't do a goddamn thing to me Hartigan. You know who I am. You know who my father is! You can't touch me, you piece of shit cop! Look at you, you can't even lift that cannon you carry!
    3. Hartigan: [pause] Sure I can. [shoots Junior]
    From Sin City. Submitted by Gavin S (23 months ago)
    1. Butch Coolidge: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
    From Pulp Fiction. Submitted by Chum C (23 months ago)
    1. Butch Coolidge: You okay?
    2. Marsellus Wallace: Nah, man. I'm pretty fucking far from okay.
    3. Butch Coolidge: What now?
    4. Marsellus Wallace: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'm gonna call a couple of hard, pipe-hitting niggas to go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. [to Zed] You hear me talking, hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'm gonna get medieval on your ass.
    5. Butch Coolidge: I meant, what now between me and you.
    6. Marsellus Wallace: Oh, that 'what now'. I tell you what now between me and you. There is no "me and you". Not no more.
    7. Butch Coolidge: So we cool?
    8. Marsellus Wallace: Yeah, we cool. Two things: one, don't tell nobody about this. This shit is between me, you, and Mr. soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain rapist here. It ain't nobody else's business. Two, you leave town tonight, right now, and when you gone, you stay gone, or you be gone. You lost all your L.A. privileges. Deal?
    9. Butch Coolidge: Deal.
    From Pulp Fiction. Submitted by Achoo S (23 months ago)
    1. Dr. Malcolm Crowe: Dead people like, in graves? In coffins?
    2. Cole Sear: Walking around like regular people. They don't see each other. They only see what they want to see. They don't know they're dead.
    3. Dr. Malcolm Crowe: How often do you see them?
    4. Cole Sear: All the time. They're everywhere.
    From The Sixth Sense. Submitted by Wendy M (24 months ago)
    1. John McClane: Yippie-Kai-Yay, motherfucker!
    From Die Hard. Submitted by Rocky F (2 years ago)
    1. Korben Dallas: Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English.
    From The Fifth Element. Submitted by Lea L (2 years ago)
    1. Hartigan: An old man dies. A young woman lives. A fair trade. I love you, Nancy.
    From Sin City. Submitted by Ale G (2 years ago)
    1. Mr. Goodkat: Charlie Chaplin once entered a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest in Monte Carlo and came in third; that's a story.
    From Lucky Number Slevin. Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)
    1. Cole Sear: Are you a good doctor?
    2. Dr. Malcolm Crowe: Well... I used to be. I won an award once. From the Mayor. It had an expensive frame.
    From The Sixth Sense. Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)
    1. Leeloo: Everything you create, you use to destroy.
    2. Korben Dallas: Yeah, we call it human nature.
    From The Fifth Element. Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)
    1. John McClane: Yippie-ki-yay, motherfucker!
    From Die Hard. Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)
    1. Frank Moses: We could go to Eagle's Nest.
    2. Marvin Boggs: Then we all get shot.
    From Red. Submitted by Yanti A (2 years ago)
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