Daniel Craig Biography

Daniel Wroughton Craig is the sixth and current actor to portray James Bond in the official film series. He moved to London when he was 16 to join the National Youth Theatre, later securing a place at the Guildhall School of Music and Drama.Craig's film career began with The Power of One in 1992. Other leading film roles have included Sylvia (2003) with Gwyneth Paltrow and consecutive films for Roger Michell, The Mother (2003) with Anne Reid, and Enduring Love (2004) with Rhys Ifans. In 2005, Craig played a Mossad agent in Steven Spielberg's controversial, Oscar-nominated political thriller, Munich.

• 1. Steve: I am the Jewish James Bond.
  From Munich. Submitted by Jesse K (30 days ago)

• 1. James Bond: He was a dead end.
  2. M: My God. He's killed him!
  From Quantum of Solace. Submitted by T R (31 days ago)

• 1. James Bond: How about a drink at my place?
  2. Solange: That would really send him over the edge. I'm afraid I'm not that cruel.
  3. James Bond: Or perhaps you're just out of practice
  From Casino Royale. Submitted by Kevin D (50 days ago)

• 1. Doctor Hall: M
  2. James Bond: Bitch
  From Skyfall. Submitted by Rodrigo B (51 days ago)

• 1. James Bond: What makes you think this is my first time?
  From Skyfall. Submitted by Sam S (2 months ago)

• 1. James Bond: Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!
  From Casino Royale. Submitted by Geraldo G (2 months ago)

• 1. James Bond: You and I had a mutual friend!
  From Quantum of Solace. Submitted by Aslan L (2 months ago)

• 1. James Bond: Last rat standing.
  From Skyfall. Submitted by William C (2 months ago)

• 1. Martin Vanger: You know what's harder than shooting someone? Just missing him. That was a very good shot up at the cabin.
  2. Mikael Blomkvist: it didn't work. I'm here.
  3. Martin Vanger: Mikael, it did work. You're here.
  From The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. Submitted by R?o?d?r?i?g?o? R (3 months ago)

• 1. Vesper Lynd: I can't resist waking you. Every time I do, you look at me as if you haven't seen me in years. Makes me feel reborn.
  2. James Bond: If you'd just been born, wouldn't you be naked?
  3. Vesper Lynd: You have me there. You can have me anywhere.
  4. James Bond: I can?
  5. Vesper Lynd: Yeah. Here or there. Anywhere you like.
  From Casino Royale. Submitted by Saffron A (4 months ago)

• 1. Vesper Lynd: You know James, I just want you to know that if all that was left of you was your smile and your little finger, you'd still be more of a man than anyone I've ever met.
  2. James Bond: That's because you know what I can do with my little finger.
  3. Vesper Lynd: I have no idea.
  4. James Bond: But you're aching to find out.
  From Casino Royale. Submitted by Saffron A (4 months ago)

• 1. M: I need you to come in and debrief.
  2. James Bond: I don't have time.
  3. M: You killed a man in Bregenz.
  4. James Bond: I did my best not to.
  5. M: You shot him at point blank and threw him off a roof. I'd hardly call that showing restraint. Especially since he was a member of Special Branch.
  From Quantum of Solace. Submitted by Kathy M (4 months ago)

• 1. James Bond: Can I offer an opinion? I really think you people should find a better place to meet.
  From Quantum of Solace. Submitted by Kathy M (4 months ago)

• 1. James Bond: I've got a little itch, down there. Would you mind?
  From Casino Royale. Submitted by Bobby S (4 months ago)

• 1. Vesper Lynd: You think of women as disposable pleasures rather than meaningful pursuits. So, as charming as you are, Mr. Bond, I will be keeping my eye on our government's money and off your perfectly formed ass.
  2. James Bond: You noticed.
  3. Vesper Lynd: Even accountants have imagination.
  From Casino Royale. Submitted by Saffron A (4 months ago)

• 1. Doctor Hall: Skyfall?
  2. James Bond: [suddenly pauses, shocked]
  3. Doctor Hall: Skyfall?
  4. James Bond: ...Done.
  From Skyfall. Submitted by Mary Kathryn P (4 months ago)

• 1. Doctor Hall: I'm going to say a word, and I want you to say the first word that comes into your head. For example, if I say, 'day', you say...?
  2. James Bond: Wasted.
  3. Doctor Hall: Agent?
  4. James Bond: Provocateur.
  5. Doctor Hall: Woman?
  6. James Bond: Provocatrix.
  7. Doctor Hall: M?
  8. M: Bitch.
  From Skyfall. Submitted by Mary Kathryn P (4 months ago)

• 1. M: Every now and then a trigger has to be pulled.
  2. James Bond: Or not pulled. It's hard to know which in your pajamas.
  From Skyfall. Submitted by Mary Kathryn P (4 months ago)

• 1. Q: 007. I'm your new Quartermaster.
  2. James Bond: You must be joking...
  3. Q: Why? Because I'm not wearing a lab coat?
  4. James Bond: Because you still have spots.
  5. Q: My complexion is hardly relevant.
  6. James Bond: Your incompetence is.
  7. Q: Age is no guarantee of efficiency.
  8. James Bond: And youth is no guarantee of innovation.
  From Skyfall. Submitted by Mary Kathryn P (4 months ago)

• 1. Silva: What do you think?
  2. James Bond: I think that's a bloody waste of good scotch.
  From Skyfall. Submitted by Mary Kathryn P (4 months ago)

• 1. James Bond: That's a waste of good scotch!
  From Skyfall. Submitted by Aaron L (5 months ago)

• 1. James Bond: [hands case of money to Eve] Put it all on red.
  From Skyfall. Submitted by Chris M (5 months ago)

• 1. Jake Lonergan: I'm a wanted man.
  2. Colonel Dolarhyde: I could have sworn I saw Jake Lonergan die in that cave.
  3. Sheriff John Taggart: Damn shame. I was hoping to hang him myself.
  4. Jake Lonergan: Jake chuckles and rides off into the sunset.
  From Cowboys & Aliens. Submitted by Stephan V (5 months ago)

• 1. James Bond: Open the door, please...
  2. Tube Driver: *she stares at him, blankly.*
  3. James Bond: Open the door!
  4. Tube Driver: *she opens the door.*
  5. James Bond: Health and safety. Carry on.
  From Skyfall. Submitted by Dean B (5 months ago)

• 1. M: And Bond, if you could avoid killing every possible lead it would be greatly appreciated.
  2. James Bond: Yes, ma'am. I'll do my best.
  3. M: ...I've heard that before.
  From Quantum of Solace. Submitted by Mary Kathryn P (5 months ago)

• 1. Vesper Lynd: You're not going to let me in there, are you? You've got your armor back on, that's that.
  2. James Bond: I have no armor left. You stripped it from me. Whatever is left of me... Whatever is left of me, whatever I am... I'm yours.
  From Casino Royale. Submitted by Mary Kathryn P (5 months ago)

• 1. James Bond: You know, I think a celebration is in order.
  2. Vesper Lynd: You were almost dead an hour ago...
  3. James Bond: [looks at her] C'mon, I'm famished.
  From Casino Royale. Submitted by Mary Kathryn P (5 months ago)

• 1. James Bond: So you want me to be half-monk, half-hitman.
  From Casino Royale. Submitted by Oindri D (5 months ago)

• 1. Q: Always makes me feel a bit melancholy. A grand old war ship, being ignominiously hauled away for scrap. The inevitability of time, don't you think? What do you see?
  2. James Bond: A bloody big ship. Excuse me.
  3. Q: 007. I'm your new Quartermaster.
  4. James Bond: You must be joking.
  5. Q: Why, because I'm not wearing a lab coat?
  6. James Bond: Because you still have spots.
  From Skyfall. Submitted by Vera F (5 months ago)

• 1. Vesper Lynd: [introducing herself to Bond] I'm the money.
  2. James Bond: Every penny of it.
  From Casino Royale. Submitted by Nugroho B (5 months ago)

• 1. James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
  From Casino Royale. Submitted by Brendan C (5 months ago)

• 1. Kincade: So who are we going against?
  2. James Bond: There's no, 'we,' this isn't your fight.
  3. Kincade: Try and stop me you jumped up little shit.
  From Skyfall. Submitted by Dariush A (5 months ago)

• 1. Eve: Maybe that was her way of telling you to take a desk job.
  2. James Bond: Just the opposite.
  From Skyfall. Submitted by Jonathan E (6 months ago)

• 1. James Bond: Youth is not a guarantee of innovation.
  From Skyfall. Submitted by Jim W (6 months ago)

• 1. Gettler: Get back! I'll kill her!
  2. James Bond: Allow me.
  From Casino Royale. Submitted by William C (6 months ago)

• 1. James Bond: [Bond stares at the porcelain bulldog statue on M's desk] The whole office goes up in smoke and that bloody thing survives?
  From Skyfall. Submitted by Lucas M (6 months ago)

• 1. James Bond: [as his boyhood home burns down] I always hated this place.
  From Skyfall. Submitted by Lucas M (6 months ago)

• 1. James Bond: I know when a woman is afraid and pretending not to be.
  From Skyfall. Submitted by Linda F (6 months ago)

• 1. James Bond: For her eyes only.
  From Skyfall. Submitted by Michael P (6 months ago)

• 1. James Bond: That's a waste of good Scotch.
  From Skyfall. Submitted by Augusta M (6 months ago)

• 1. James Bond: Or blow up a building in London?
  2. Silva: Yes - just point, and click.
  From Skyfall. Submitted by Augusta M (6 months ago)

• 1. Silva: Look at you. Barely held together by your pills, your drink...
  2. James Bond: And don't forget my pathetic love of country.
  From Skyfall. Submitted by Augusta M (6 months ago)

• 1. Silva: What has she done to you?
  2. James Bond: Well, she never tied me to a chair.
  From Skyfall. Submitted by Augusta M (6 months ago)

• 1. James Bond: Are you gonna complain the whole way?
  2. M: Go on then. Eject me. See if I care.
  From Skyfall. Submitted by Steven F (6 months ago)

• 1. James Bond: Well it takes a certain kind of girl to wear a backless dress with a Beretta 70 strapped to her thigh.
  From Skyfall. Submitted by Steven F (6 months ago)

• 1. Severine: What do you know about fear?
  2. James Bond: All there is.
  From Skyfall. Submitted by Linda F (6 months ago)

• 1. James Bond: M really doesn't mind you earning a little money on the side, Dryden. She'd just prefer it if it wasn't selling secrets.
  2. Dryden: If the theatrics are supposed to scare me, you have the wrong man Bond. If M was so sure I was bent...she'd have sent a Double-O. Benefits of being Section Chief...I would know of anyone being promoted to Double-O status, wouldn't I? Your file shows no kills...and it takes-
  3. James Bond: Two. [flashback of Bond fighting Dryden's contact in a bathroom]
  4. Dryden: [whips out gun from the desk he is sitting at , aiming it directly at Bond] Shame...we barely got to know each other. [Dryden pulls the trigger, but a small click is heard and nothing happens]
  5. James Bond: [holds up magazine] I know where you keep your gun. Suppose that's something.
  From Casino Royale. Submitted by Austin W (6 months ago)

• 1. Camille: Get in.
  2. James Bond: Are you going to try and shoot me?
  3. Camille: I said GET IN.
  From Quantum of Solace. Submitted by Austin W (6 months ago)

• 1. M: Bond... It's good to have you back.
  2. James Bond: I never left.
  From Quantum of Solace. Submitted by Arun R (6 months ago)

• 1. James Bond: This man and I have some unfinished business.
  From Quantum of Solace. Submitted by Austin W (6 months ago)

• 1. James Bond: Everybody needs a hobby.
  2. Silva: So, what's yours?
  3. James Bond: Resurrection.
  From Skyfall. Submitted by Sai T (6 months ago)

• 1. James Bond: The whole of MI6 goes up in smoke, and yet that bloody thing survives.
  From Skyfall. Submitted by Karna N (6 months ago)

• 1. M: Where the hell have you been?
  2. James Bond: Enjoying death.
  From Skyfall. Submitted by Pawan P (6 months ago)

• 1. James Bond: Oh good. A train's coming.
  From Skyfall. Submitted by Augusta M (6 months ago)

• 1. James Bond: I never liked the place anyway.
  From Skyfall. Submitted by Augusta M (6 months ago)

• 1. James Bond: A radio and a gun. Not exactly Christmas, is it?
  2. Q: You weren't expecting an exploding pen, were you?
  From Skyfall. Submitted by Augusta M (6 months ago)

• 1. James Bond: Who's going to be the last rat standing?
  From Skyfall. Submitted by Louie Y (6 months ago)

• 1. Silva: What's your favorite hobby?
  2. James Bond: Resurrection!
  From Skyfall. Submitted by Jubin T (6 months ago)

• 1. James Bond: Some men are coming to kill us, we're going to kill them first.
  From Skyfall. Submitted by Pawan P (6 months ago)

• 1. M: Are you taking me hostage?
  2. James Bond: You could call it that.
  From Skyfall. Submitted by Jack M (6 months ago)

• 1. James Bond: A gun and a radio. Hardly Christmas, is it?
  From Skyfall. Submitted by Mike H (6 months ago)

• 1. James Bond: You still have spots.
  From Skyfall. Submitted by Richard P (6 months ago)

• 1. M: Where the hell have you been?
  2. James Bond: Enjoying death.
  From Skyfall. Submitted by Ghadi K (6 months ago)

• 1. Will Atenton: Stay away from my family or I'll kill you!
  From Dream House. Submitted by Wesley W (6 months ago)

• 1. Severine: How much do you know about fear?
  2. James Bond: All there is.
  3. Severine: Well, not like this... Not like him...
  From Skyfall. Submitted by Typhon Q (6 months ago)

• 1. Mr. White: Who is this? *shot in leg* AAAGH!
  2. James Bond: *descends stair case, turning off phone* The name's Bond *looks at White* James Bond.
  From Casino Royale. Submitted by Jack P (6 months ago)

• 1. James Bond: Everybody needs a hobby.
  From Skyfall. Submitted by Augustine S (7 months ago)

• 1. M: Ready to get back to work?
  2. James Bond: With pleasure.
  From Skyfall. Submitted by Danny L (7 months ago)

• 1. James Bond: 007 reporting for duty.
  2. M: Why didn't you call?
  3. James Bond: You didn't get the postcard?
  From Skyfall. Submitted by Danny L (7 months ago)

• 1. M: Bond, where have you been?
  2. James Bond: Cottaging, and?
  From Skyfall. Submitted by Damon E (7 months ago)

• 1. James Bond: Vodka-Martini.
  2. Bartender: Shaken or Stirred?
  3. James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
  From Casino Royale. Submitted by Zach S (7 months ago)

• 1. Steve: The only blood that matters to me is Jewish blood.
  From Munich. Submitted by Alex K (7 months ago)

• 1. James Bond: Some men are coming to kill us. We're gonna kill them first.
  From Skyfall. Submitted by Jacob L (7 months ago)

• 1. M: Must be a pretty cold bastard who didn't want the revenge for the death of someone he loved.
  2. James Bond: You don't have to worry about me. I'm not going to chase after him, he's not important... and neither was she.
  From Quantum of Solace. Submitted by Ong N (7 months ago)

• 1. James Bond: 007 reporting for duty.
  2. M: WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?!
  3. James Bond: Enjoying death.
  From Skyfall. Submitted by Jack P (8 months ago)

• 1. M: You've got a bloody cheek!
  2. James Bond: Sorry I'll shoot the camera first next time
  3. M: Or yourself. You stormed into an Embassy. You violated the only absolutely inviolate rule of international relations, and why? So you could kill a nobody. We wanted to question him, not to kill him! For God's sake! You're supposed to display some kind of judgement.
  4. James Bond: I did. I thought one less bomb maker in the world would be a good thing.
  5. M: Exactly. One bomb maker. We're trying to figure out how an entire network of terrorist groups is financed and you give us one bomb maker. Hardly the big picture, wouldn't you say? The man isn't even a true believer. He's a gun for hire. And thanks to your overtly developed trigger finger, we have no idea who hired him or why. And how the hell did you find out where I live?!
  6. James Bond: The same way I found out your name. I thought "M" was randomly assigned. I had no idea it stood for-
  7. M: Utter one more syllable and I'll have you killed. I knew it was too early to promote you
  8. James Bond: Well, I understand double-0s have a very short life-expectancy. so your mistake will be short-lived.
  9. M: Bond, this may be too much for a blunt instrument to understand, .but arrogance and self-awareness seldom go hand in hand
  10. James Bond: So you want me to be half monk, half hit-man?
  11. M: I have to know I can trust you, and that you know who to trust. And since I don't know that, I need you out of my sight. Go and stick your head in the sand somewhere...and think about your future.Because these bastards want your head. And I'm seriously considering feeding you to them. And Bond......don't ever break into my house again.
  12. James Bond: Ma'am.
  From Casino Royale. Submitted by MarieBella C (8 months ago)

• 1. Vesper Lynd: You love me?
  2. James Bond: Enough to travel the world with you until one of us has to take an honest job... which I think is going to have to be you, because I have no idea what an honest job is.
  From Casino Royale. Submitted by MarieBella C (8 months ago)

• 1. Vesper Lynd: Am I going to have a problem with you, Mr. Bond?
  2. James Bond: No, don't worry, you're not my type.
  3. Vesper Lynd: Smart?
  4. James Bond: Single.
  From Casino Royale. Submitted by MarieBella C (8 months ago)

• 1. Vesper Lynd: I'm the money.
  2. James Bond: Every penny of it.
  From Casino Royale. Submitted by MarieBella C (8 months ago)

• 1. James Bond: I have a dinner jacket.
  2. Vesper Lynd: There are dinner jackets and dinner jackets; this is the latter. And I need you looking like a man who belongs at that table.
  3. James Bond: How?... It's tailored.
  4. Vesper Lynd: I sized you up the moment we met.
  From Casino Royale. Submitted by MarieBella C (8 months ago)

• 1. Mikael Blomkvist: 'There's one more possibility...'
  2. Lisbeth Salander: Just a second please... okay, what were you saying?
  From The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. Submitted by Pattie B (8 months ago)

• 1. Lisbeth Salander: I like working with you.
  2. Mikael Blomkvist: I like working with you too.
  From The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. Submitted by Pattie B (8 months ago)

• 1. James Bond: The name is Bond, James Bond.
  From Casino Royale. Submitted by Typhon Q (8 months ago)

• 1. Tuvia Bielski: We may be hunted like animals, but we will not become animals.
  From Defiance. Submitted by Brandon M (8 months ago)

• 1. Tuvia Bielski: Everyday of freedom is an act of faith.
  From Defiance. Submitted by Brandon M (8 months ago)

• 1. James Bond: Everybody needs a hobby.
  2. Clair Dowar: So what's yours?
  3. James Bond: Resurrection.
  From Skyfall. Submitted by Jorge C (8 months ago)

• 1. Q: I'm your quartermaster.
  2. James Bond: You must be joking!
  From Skyfall. Submitted by Lakshmi Narayanan S (9 months ago)

• 1. James Bond: Some men are coming to kill us. we're going to kill them first!
  From Skyfall. Submitted by Lakshmi Narayanan S (9 months ago)

• 1. James Bond: The name is Bond. James Bond.
  From Casino Royale. Submitted by Justin N (10 months ago)

• 1. Mikael Blomkvist: The last time I reported on something without being absolutely sure, I lost my life savings.
  From The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. Submitted by Dave M (12 months ago)

• 1. Vesper Lynd: So, as charming as you are Mr. Bond, I will be keeping my eye on our government's money and off your perfectly formed ass.
  2. James Bond: You noticed?
  From Casino Royale. Submitted by Adis S (13 months ago)

• 1. Rackham/Sakharine: Looks can be deceiving.
  From The Adventures of Tintin. Submitted by Kaye E (13 months ago)

• 1. James Bond: I don't think the dead care about vengeance.
  From Quantum of Solace. Submitted by topher h (15 months ago)

• 1. James Bond: If they wanted his soul, they should have made a deal with a priest.
  From Quantum of Solace. Submitted by topher h (15 months ago)

• 1. Rackham/Sakharine: Do I pay you to talk Nester?
  2. Nestor/Mr. Crabtree: You don't pay me at all.
  From The Adventures of Tintin. Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)

• 1. Red Rackham: Kill his men!
  From The Adventures of Tintin. Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)

• 1. Mikael Blomkvist: [look's at framed flower's, then at Henrik] Who know's about this?
  2. Henrik Vanger: Just me, the police, the killer, and know.... you.
  From The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. Submitted by Ben C (16 months ago)

• 1. Rackham/Sakharine: [stops Tintin with cane] What else have you 'found out'?
  2. Tintin: [pushes cane away] What is there to find?
  3. Rackham/Sakharine: [stops Tintin with cane again] That depends on what you're looking for.
  4. Tintin: I'm looking for answers.
  From The Adventures of Tintin. Submitted by Natalie T (16 months ago)

• 1. Red Rackham: I CURSE YOU! I CURSE YOUR NAME! WE WILL MEET AGAIN! IN ANOTHER TME, IN ANOTHER LIFE! [ship explodes]
  From The Adventures of Tintin. Submitted by Natalie T (16 months ago)

• 1. Tintin: The poem.
  2. Rackham/Sakharine: Yes...!
  3. Tintin: Written in Old English.
  4. Rackham/Sakharine: Yes!
  5. Tintin: Hidden in the ship's mast.
  6. Rackham/Sakharine: YES!
  7. Tintin: I don't have it.
  8. Rackham/Sakharine: I will find it, WITH or WITHOUT your help.
  From The Adventures of Tintin. Submitted by Natalie T (16 months ago)

• 1. Lisbeth Salander: No one's shooting at you now.
  2. Mikael Blomkvist: ...I don't think this is a good idea
  3. Lisbeth Salander: You REALLY need to learn to stop talking.
  From The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. Submitted by Jack A (16 months ago)

• 1. James Bond: Oh I'm sorry, that last hand nearly killed me.
  From Casino Royale. Submitted by Lorenzo A (16 months ago)

• 1. Rackham/Sakharine: Faster you idiots!
  From The Adventures of Tintin. Submitted by Austin G (16 months ago)

• 1. Mikael Blomkvist: CAT!
  From The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. Submitted by Regina A (16 months ago)

• 1. Mikael Blomkvist: I want you to help me catch a killer of women....
  From The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. Submitted by Kyle T (16 months ago)

• 1. Mikael Blomkvist: The last time I reported on something without being absolutely sure I lost my life savings. I need a research assistant.
  From The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. Submitted by Dominic M (16 months ago)

• 1. Mikael Blomkvist: Can I call you Lisbeth?
  From The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. Submitted by Lucas M (17 months ago)

• 1. Perry Smith: I sang and nobody listened, I painted and nobody cared to look, I killed 4 people and what happens? A work of art.
  From Infamous. Submitted by Lars P (17 months ago)

• 1. Mikael Blomkvist: It's Mikael Blomkvist. May I come in?
  From The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. Submitted by Niko P (17 months ago)

• 1. Morty: [XXXX is beaten and bloodied on the ground] You killed crazy Larry?
  2. Gene: So? This fucker killed Jimmy! [kicks XXXX in the chest]
  3. XXXX: Oh. Jesus Christ!
  4. Morty: [grabs XXXX by his shirt] Why did you do it?
  5. XXXX: He was an informer! He was a police informer!
  6. Gene: Jimmy, a grass? Are you fucking mad? You'll have to do better than that.
  7. XXXX: I've got a recording at home, of Jimmy and a cozzer called Albie Carter.
  8. Morty: Gene, let's listen to this shit. If he's lying, we'll both fucking kill him.
  From Layer Cake. Submitted by David O (17 months ago)

• 1. Mikael Blomkvist: [after inviting himself in] We need to talk.
  2. Lisbeth Salander: Hey. Hey!
  From The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. Submitted by Chris P (17 months ago)

• 1. XXXX: [answering his phone] Who is this?
  2. Dragan: My name is Dragan.
  3. XXXX: How did you get this number?
  4. Dragan: Boatman Paul gave me your number, in the end.I believe you have some property that belongs to my employer and you're the person I should talk to about the return of this cargo stolen by your associate, the Duke.
  5. XXXX: Dragan, the Duke is nothing to do with me.
  6. Dragan: Mr. Duke came to Amsterdam, used your name, said he worked for you. Are you listening?
  7. XXXX: Dragan... I've got an idea. Why don't you come round for breakfast, I'll squeeze some orange juice and grind some coffee and we'll talk about this like adults, how does that sound?
  8. Dragan: Sounds very hospitable.
  9. XXXX: Do you know where I live?
  10. Dragan: No.
  11. XXXX: Well fuck off then. [hangs up]
  From Layer Cake. Submitted by David O (17 months ago)

• 1. XXXX: Hey Gene, I've got some good news.
  2. Gene: Oh yeah? Whats that? [punches XXXX in the face] You murdering bastard!
  From Layer Cake. Submitted by David O (17 months ago)

• 1. Hans: [the team is speeding through the city after getting away from a gunfight, killing another target, and taking a Greek porter. He is yelling in Greek as Hans yells at Robert] Are you capable of making something that actually works? You shut up! Does anybody know how to speak Greek?
  2. Carl: Did we kill a Russian?
  3. Steve: Where did you get your training? Every fucking bomb, every single one is fucked up!
  4. Robert: I wasn't trained to do this! I was trained to dismantle bombs, not to build them! [the team look at Robert in shock]
  5. Steve: Holy Shit.
  From Munich. Submitted by David O (17 months ago)

• 1. Steve: [singing in the car while they wait for the explosion] Papa was rolling stone, wherever he laid his hands, was his own. Papa was a rolling stone...
  2. Carl: Steve shut up.
  From Munich. Submitted by David O (17 months ago)

• 1. Steve: Where's the explosive? It should have exploded by now. Whats going on?
  2. Carl: Its probably another malfunction.
  3. Steve: You know what, he has fucked up again! This is a waste of time!
  4. Carl: It could still work! [Hans grabs a grenade out of the bag] Hey, careful with that stuff Hans! [he exits the car and heads towards the apartment] Hans, get back here!
  From Munich. Submitted by David O (17 months ago)

• 1. Red Rackham: Close, but no cigar.
  From The Adventures of Tintin. Submitted by Adam C (18 months ago)

• 1. Steve: Check out if he is circumcised. I think we' ve got a spy between us.
  From Munich. Submitted by Javis C (18 months ago)

• 1. Lord Asriel: I propose to discover a world much like our own in a parallel universe.
  2. Fra Pavel: That is heresy!
  3. Lord Asriel: That is the truth.
  From The Golden Compass. Submitted by Adrian G (19 months ago)

• 1. James Bond: I never left!
  From Quantum of Solace. Submitted by Mohet N (19 months ago)

• 1. Will Atenton: One upon a time, there were two little girls that lived in a house.
  From Dream House. Submitted by Chris P (20 months ago)

• 1. Ella: I told you not to look in the light.
  2. Jake Lonergan: Yeah. Right.
  From Cowboys & Aliens. Submitted by Lucas M (21 months ago)

• 1. Steve: I'm not going to celebrate, I'm going to cheer myself. Come, dance with me.
  2. Robert: No, no.
  From Munich. Submitted by Javis C (21 months ago)

• 1. Jake Lonergan: Demons took your gold. When you get to Hell, you can ask for it back.
  From Cowboys & Aliens. Submitted by Moeslim A (21 months ago)

• 1. Peter Sullivan: Why are you always smiling?
  2. Connor Rooney: 'Cause it's all so fucking hilarious.
  From Road to Perdition. Submitted by Kase V (22 months ago)

• 1. James Bond: I won't consider myself to be in trouble until I start weeping blood.
  From Casino Royale. Submitted by Aleksandar & (23 months ago)

• 1. James Bond: The job's done and the bitch is dead.
  From Casino Royale. Submitted by Benny B (2 years ago)

• 1. James Bond: Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!
  From Casino Royale. Submitted by Benny B (2 years ago)

• 1. XXXX: Always remember that one day all this drug monkey business will be legal. They won't leave it to people like me... not when they finally figure out how much money is to be made - not millions, fucking billions. Recreational drugs PLC - giving the people what they want... Good times today, Stupor tomorrow. But this is now, so until prohibition ends make hay whilst the sun shines.
  From Layer Cake. Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)

• 1. M: I need to know that I can trust you.
  2. James Bond: And you don't?
  3. M: I'd say you were a pretty cold bastard if you didn't want revenge for the death of someone you loved.
  From Quantum of Solace. Submitted by James W (2 years ago)

• 1. Vesper Lynd: It doesn't bother you? Killing all those people?
  2. James Bond: Well I wouldn't be very good at my job if it did.
  From Casino Royale. Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)

• 1. James Bond: So you want me to be half-monk, half-hitman.
  2. M: Any thug can kill. I need you to take your ego out of the equation.
  From Casino Royale. Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)