Daniel Stern Biography

Originally from Bethesda, Maryland, Daniel Stern has been acting professionally since the age of seventeen. Following his high school graduation, he auditioned for the Washington Shakespeare Festival seeking a job as a lighting engineer but ended up as "a strolling player with a lute" in their production of "As You Like It." Shortly thereafter, he made his way to New York where he "took a couple of acting lessons" and began to assemble an impressive portfolio of such off-Broadway crdits as "Split," "Frankie and Annie," "The Mandrake," and "The Old Glory." In addition, director Peter Yates cast him as one of the four Indiana teenagers in the highly acclaimed film "Breaking Away." Variety in acting roles appeals to Stern. Following "Breaking Away," he appeared in Woody Allen's "Stardust Memories," Claudia Weill's "It's My Turn" and John Schlesinger's "Honky Tonk Freeway" before returning to New York to appear off-Broadway in the two character play "How I Got That Story," which led to critical acclaim and a starring role in Barry Levinson's "Diner." Other film credits include "I'm Dancing As Fast As I Can," "Blue Thunder," "Hannah and Her Sisters," "The Boss's Wife," "The Milagro Beanfield War," "Born in East L.A." and "D.O.A." In addition to his voice-over work on the series, Stern directed several episodes of the popular and critically acclaimed television comedy, "The Wonder Years."

• 1. Harry: [opens the cash register and steals money from it] Merry Christmas Harry!
  2. Marv: [opens the price register and steals money from it] Happy Hanukah Marv!
  From Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. Submitted by Alyssa B (5 months ago)

• 1. Harry: Here we are, Marv. New York City. The land of opportunity?
  2. Harry: [sniffs] Smell that?
  3. Marv: [sniffs] Yeah?
  4. Harry: You know what it is?
  5. Marv: Fish?
  6. Harry: It's freedom?
  7. Marv: No?, it's fish.
  8. Harry: It's freedom, and it's money?
  9. Marv: Okay?, okay?, it's freedom?
  10. Harry: Come on, let's get outta here before somebody sees us?. [he leaves]
  11. Marv: And it's fish? [he leaves]
  From Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. Submitted by Alyssa B (5 months ago)

• 1. Marv: [talking to Harry] Remember. We make the papers. We're no longer the Wet Bandits, we're the Sticky Bandits.
  2. Harry: [kicks Marv] Shut up!.
  3. Marv: That's S...
  4. Harry: [kicks Marv again] Shut up!
  5. Marv: T...
  6. Harry: Oh! I...
  7. Marv: ...I...
  From Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. Submitted by Alyssa B (5 months ago)

• 1. Marv: [talking to the cops in Central Park] We miss the presents. He made us hide out in the store so we could steal all the kiddies' charity money?.
  2. Harry: [kicks Marv] Shut up, Marv?
  3. Marv: [flips out over the bird]
  4. Harry: [to Marv] You got the remain silent you know?
  5. Marv: He's a little cranky. We just broke out the prison in a few days ago?
  6. Harry: [kicks Marv again] Shut up, Marv. Geez!
  7. Cop in Central Park: Get 'em outta here!
  8. 1st Arresting Cop in Central Park: Okay, let's go!
  From Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. Submitted by Alyssa B (5 months ago)

• 1. Marv: [the two burgulars arrive at the McCallister household at 9:00p.m.] How do you wanna get in?
  2. Harry: Maybe the kid will let us in. You never know?
  3. Marv: He's a kid. Kids are stupid?
  From Home Alone. Submitted by Alyssa B (5 months ago)

• 1. Harry: You better say every prayer that you've ever heard, kid.
  2. Marv: I hope your parents got you a Tombstone for christmas.
  From Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. Submitted by Alyssa B (5 months ago)

• 1. Marv: [the McCallister household is filled with supposed partygoers, music is blasting] Did they come back?
  2. Harry: From *Paris*?
  From Home Alone. Submitted by Alyssa B (6 months ago)

• 1. Marv: [stares at the house as he is about to crawl into the window]Harry, I'm comin' in.
  From Home Alone. Submitted by Alyssa B (6 months ago)

• 1. Phil Brickman: Let the big dog eat!
  From Rookie of the Year. Submitted by Andrew B (6 months ago)

• 1. Phil Brickman: Now Henry, the key to being a big league pitcher, is the three R's: readiness, recuperation, and conditioning! You see, after the game, a lot of guys like to ice up their arm. Still, other fellas think that heat is the way to go. But I, have discovered the secret, Henry... hot ice! I heat up... the ice cubes! It's the best of both worlds!
  From Rookie of the Year. Submitted by Andrew B (6 months ago)

• 1. Harry: [talking to Kevin after he got hit by a van in the driveway] Hey, hey! You better watch out for that traffic, son. You know.
  2. Kevin McCallister: Sorry?
  3. Harry: Damn!
  4. Marv: [talking to Kevin] Santy don't visit funeral homes, little buddy?
  5. Harry: Okay, okay? Merry Christmas.
  6. Harry: [smiles and his tooth glistens. Kevin gasps]
  From Home Alone. Submitted by Alyssa B (6 months ago)

• 1. Harry: [sees Kevin in front of the church] No, we're not going to church?
  2. Marv: Me either?
  3. Harry: Let's get out of here?
  From Home Alone. Submitted by Alyssa B (6 months ago)

• 1. Marv: [shouts after he jumps in the window and steps on the ornaments] I'm gonna kill that kid!
  From Home Alone. Submitted by Alyssa B (6 months ago)

• 1. Marv: [high pitched scream]
  From Home Alone. Submitted by Emil Å (7 months ago)

• 1. Officer Devereux: Hey, you know we've been looking for you two guys for a long time. You guys are always leaving the water running whenever you break in, now we know each and every house you guys have hit.
  2. Marv: Yeah. But remember, we're the wet bandits. The wet bandits. W-E-T.
  3. Harry: [shouting] Shut up.
  From Home Alone. Submitted by Alyssa B (7 months ago)

• 1. Harry: Why the hell did you take your shoes off?
  2. Marv: Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?
  From Home Alone. Submitted by Maximus D (7 months ago)

• 1. Harry: Where did he go?
  2. Marv: Maybe he committed suicide.
  3. Kevin McCallister: I'm over here you big horse's ass, come and get me before I call the police.
  From Home Alone. Submitted by Maximus D (9 months ago)

• 1. Earl Cavendar: I can take losing the money. I cannot take loosing the chance for our kid to be happy.
  From Whip It. Submitted by Nasrullah A (11 months ago)

• 1. Earl Cavendar: I like smart girls. That's why I married your mama. Well, that and I knocked her up.
  From Whip It. Submitted by Chris P (13 months ago)

• 1. Marv: Marv: Suck Brick Kid
  From Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. Submitted by Kiondra E (13 months ago)