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• 1. Doofy: I'm gonna chop you like liver.
  2. Cindy Campbell: Who is this? What do want?
  3. Doofy: I'm in the house. Do you know where I am? I could be anywhere I'm like the wind baby.
  4. Cindy Campbell: Um, your behind the couch.
  5. Doofy: What? How do you know that?
  6. Cindy Campbell: I can see your feet.
  From Scary Movie. Submitted by Patryk G (45 days ago)

• 1. Doofy: What's that noise?
  2. Drew Decker: Ooops. I farted, I didn't think you would hear me.
  From Scary Movie. Submitted by Daniel R (4 months ago)

• 1. Doofy: Mom said that when I wear this badge you're supposed to treat me like a man of the law.
  2. Buffy: Yeah, and Mom also said for you to stop sticking your dick in the vacuum cleaner!
  From Scary Movie. Submitted by Charles C (10 months ago)