Ed Helms Biography

A former standup comedian whose four-year stint as a Daily Show correspondent laid the groundwork for a successful onscreen career, Atlanta, GA, native Ed Helms has since gone on to keep fans in stitches as abrasive cubicle drone Andy Bernard on the hit television series The Office and as an undead flesh-eater who only wants a girlfriend and equal rights in the popular comedy short Zombie-American (2005). It was after a stint at Oberlin College in Ohio that Helms first began working the standup circuit, with regular appearances at some of the top comedy clubs in New York City quickly gaining him a loyal fan base. Helms' poker-faced sense of humor was an ideal fit for The Daily Show, and with only a handful of credits to his name, the rising star quickly became a regular fixture on the show. In 2006, shortly after wrapping a four-year stint on the Emmy Award-winning Comedy Central faux-newscast, Helms turned up as a member of the Stamford branch on The Office -- a series that also helped launch former Daily Show correspondent Steve Carell to stardom. When the Stamford branch eventually merged with the Scranton branch in the series, Helms' angry ass-kisser became a regular fixture on the show -- his decidedly short-fused character quickly becoming a foil for office prankster Jim Halpert (played by John Krasinski). Having previously studied improvisational comedy with the Upright Citizens Brigade, Helms became a semi-regular fixture at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre in New York City while simultaneously preparing for appearances in the Carell comedy Evan Almighty and the stoner-friendly sequel Harold and Kumar 2. He continued to get good reviews for his work on The Office, but he had a smash hit as one of the three bachelors trying to piece together their night in The Hangover. He would star in the very funny Cedar Rapids two years later, but that film would not do nearly as well at the box office as The Hangover Part II that same year. In 2012 he had a major part in The Duplass Brothers' Jeff, Who Lives At Home, and voiced one of the main characters in the smash animated film Dr. Seuss' The Lorax. ~ Jason Buchanan, Rovi

• 1. The Once-ler: Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is ever going to get better it's not.
  From The Lorax. Submitted by Bryan Y (31 days ago)

• 1. The Once-ler: I'm biggering my company, I'm biggering my factory, I'm biggering my corporate sign! Everybody out there take care of yours, and me? I'll take care of mine mine mine mine mine!
  From The Lorax. Submitted by Nathan G (45 days ago)

• 1. Jeff: This Porsche is tiny.
  2. Pat: The Porsche is normal sized--you're a Sasquatch.
  3. Jeff: Are those workout gloves?
  4. Pat: Uh, I don't think so, they came with the car, so...
  From Jeff, Who Lives at Home. Submitted by Jack F (2 months ago)

• 1. The Once-ler: Exactly and sleeping is the body's way of telling other people to go away!
  2. The Lorax: I know but you looked so cosy!
  From The Lorax. Submitted by Maya B (2 months ago)

• 1. The Once-ler: Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.
  From The Lorax. Submitted by Jenny M (2 months ago)

• 1. The Once-ler: I will see you tomorrow to tell the story!
  From The Lorax. Submitted by Nick M (2 months ago)

• 1. The Once-ler: Unless someone like you cares an awful whole lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.
  From The Lorax. Submitted by Matt S (2 months ago)

• 1. The Once-ler: 'Cause when a guy does something stupid once, well that's because he's a guy. But if he does the same stupid thing twice, that's usually to impress some girl.
  From The Lorax. Submitted by Victor G (2 months ago)

• 1. The Once-ler: Only if someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better...its not.
  From The Lorax. Submitted by Andres A (2 months ago)

• 1. The Once-ler: Who are you, and what are you doing here?
  From The Lorax. Submitted by Samuel H (2 months ago)

• 1. The Oncel-ler: Its not about what it is, Its about what it can become.
  From The Lorax. Submitted by Taj X (3 months ago)

• 1. Stu: Thats because I like f**king marshmallows!
  From The Hangover Part II. Submitted by Drew B (4 months ago)

• 1. Alan: This is nice isn't it? The three of us back together again?
  2. Stu: Oh God.
  From The Hangover Part II. Submitted by Dana P (4 months ago)

• 1. Stu: What do tigers dream of, when they take their little tiger snooze. Do they dream of mauling zebra's or Halle Berry in her catwoman suit. Dont you worry your pretty striped head were gonna get you back to Tyson and your cosy tiger bed and then were gonna find our best friend Doug. and then were gonna give him a best friend hug. Doug x9 But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakerrrs....well then we're shit outta luck
  From The Hangover. Submitted by Directors C (5 months ago)

• 1. Stu: Oh my gawd, what is happening!
  From The Hangover Part II. Submitted by Debra D (5 months ago)

• 1. Alan: Hey, guys, when's the next Halley's Comet?
  2. Stu: I dunno. Not for like, another 80 years.
  3. Alan: But it's not tonight, is it?
  4. Stu: NO.
  From The Hangover. Submitted by Diego T (6 months ago)

• 1. Stu: Ew, Allen, did you just eat sofa pizza?
  From The Hangover. Submitted by Diego T (6 months ago)

• 1. Alan: I'm with you, I'm with you!
  2. Mr. Chow: You gonna fuck on me?
  3. Alan: Nobody's gonna fuck on you, we're on your side. I hate Godzilla, I hate him too. I hate him. He destroys cities! Please! This isn't your fault, alright? I'll get you some pants. OW!
  4. Phil: What the FUCK was that?!
  5. Stu: I have internal bleeding.
  6. Phil: That was some fucked up shit.
  From The Hangover. Submitted by Matt N (7 months ago)

• 1. Doug: You gotta be super smart to count cards, buddy.
  2. Alan: Oh yeah? Well we should tell that to Rain Man, because he practically bankrupted a casino, and he was a reh-tard
  3. Stu: What?
  4. Alan: He was a reh-tard.
  5. Doug: Retard.
  From The Hangover. Submitted by Palmer R (10 months ago)

• 1. Alan: Counting cards is a foolproof system.
  2. Stu: It's also illegal.
  3. Alan: It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane.
  From The Hangover. Submitted by Palmer R (10 months ago)

• 1. Black Doug: Rufilin there you go again with that word rufilin what the hell is a rufilin.
  2. Stu: You are the worlds shittiest drug dealer.
  From The Hangover. Submitted by Matt S (10 months ago)

• 1. Phil: It's like that time at summer camp where we dragged his sleeping bag at the jetty.
  2. Stu: Which was hilarious. But it's not funny now because we forgot him.
  3. Black Doug: You guys are fucking retarded.
  From The Hangover. Submitted by Matt S (10 months ago)

• 1. Stu: Oh my god. Alan, your head!
  2. Alan: No, your head.
  From The Hangover Part II. Submitted by Facebook U (11 months ago)

• 1. Phil: Holy fuck! He's not kidding! There's a tiger in there!
  2. Stu: No there isn't.
  From The Hangover. Submitted by Stephen D (11 months ago)

• 1. Stu: There's a demon in me.
  2. Alan: It's true, he has semen in him.
  From The Hangover Part II. Submitted by Michael L (11 months ago)

• 1. Stu: Ya see that? That's orange juice with a napkin on top. Ya know why? So nobody roofies me.
  From The Hangover Part II. Submitted by Rachel N (11 months ago)

• 1. Stu: I've got a demon in me.
  From The Hangover Part II. Submitted by Andrew Y (11 months ago)

• 1. Stu: My uncle Roger said he once saw an albino polar bear.
  From The Hangover Part II. Submitted by Nina C (11 months ago)

• 1. Stu: That's supposed to be done by a registered nurse.
  2. Alan: I am a nurse, I'm just not registered.
  From The Hangover Part II. Submitted by Rollando F (12 months ago)

• 1. Stu: I have a demon inside of me!
  2. Alan: Yeah it's true, he has semen in him!
  From The Hangover Part II. Submitted by Guido S (12 months ago)

• 1. Phil: Where not friends anymore!
  2. Alan: Are you serious Phil, even in America?
  3. Phil: Yes!
  4. Stu: Your the bearded devil!
  From The Hangover Part II. Submitted by Guido S (12 months ago)

• 1. Stu: Alan, a registered nurse is supposed to do that!
  2. Alan: I am a nurse, just not registered!
  From The Hangover Part II. Submitted by Guido S (12 months ago)

• 1. Stu: He shot Eddie!
  From The Hangover. Submitted by Craig K (12 months ago)

• 1. Alan: Better than Long John's?
  2. Stu: Yes.
  3. Alan: I'll be the judge of that.
  From The Hangover Part II. Submitted by Tommy D (12 months ago)

• 1. Stu: [to Alan] You're the bearded devil!
  From The Hangover Part II. Submitted by Tommy D (12 months ago)

• 1. Stu: Alan, what did you do!? Did you roofie me!?
  From The Hangover Part II. Submitted by Tommy D (12 months ago)

• 1. Phil: Stu, pull that monkey in!
  2. Stu: He's so strong!
  From The Hangover Part II. Submitted by Tommy D (12 months ago)

• 1. Stu: There's a demon in me.
  2. Alan: It's true, he has semen in him.
  From The Hangover Part II. Submitted by Naomi J (12 months ago)

• 1. Stu: I'm part of some weird wolf pack.
  2. Alan: Hey, it's not weird. It's really quite cool, there's no membership fee.
  From The Hangover Part II. Submitted by Louise D (12 months ago)

• 1. Stu: I have a weakness for prostitutes apparently, all kinds.
  From The Hangover Part II. Submitted by Gina C (12 months ago)

• 1. Stu: Fuck the police!
  From The Hangover Part II. Submitted by Brody R (12 months ago)

• 1. Stu: I have a demon in me!
  From The Hangover Part II. Submitted by Upasana S (12 months ago)

• 1. Stu: I've got a demon inside me!
  From The Hangover Part II. Submitted by Prasanth N (12 months ago)

• 1. Stu: (To Alan) You're the bearded devil!
  From The Hangover Part II. Submitted by John T (12 months ago)

• 1. Stu: See that? That's orange juice with a napkin on it. So nobody roofies me.
  From The Hangover Part II. Submitted by Mark H (12 months ago)

• 1. Phil: You're not my friend!
  2. Alan: Don't say that Phil, are you serious? Even in America!?
  3. Stu: You're the bearded devil!
  From The Hangover Part II. Submitted by Devin B (12 months ago)

• 1. Alan: This is kind of nice, isn't it? Three of us back together again?
  2. Stu: Oh God!
  From The Hangover Part II. Submitted by Irving B (12 months ago)

• 1. Stu: Oh my god! Alan, your head.
  2. Alan: No, your head.
  From The Hangover Part II. Submitted by Benny B (12 months ago)

• 1. Stu: All I wanted was a bachelor brunch.
  From The Hangover Part II. Submitted by Adam B (12 months ago)

• 1. Stu: You're the bearded devil!
  From The Hangover Part II. Submitted by Adam B (12 months ago)

• 1. Phil: You're not my friend.
  2. Alan: Don't say that, Phil. Are you serious? Even in America?
  3. Stu: You're the bearded devil!
  From The Hangover Part II. Submitted by Megan F (12 months ago)

• 1. Stu: I look like a nerdy hillbilly!
  From The Hangover. Submitted by Benny B (13 months ago)

• 1. Stu: This is a real tattoo!
  From The Hangover Part II. Submitted by Chris P (13 months ago)

• 1. Tim Lippe: Cream sherry.
  2. Dean Ziegler: Cream sherry. This one's weird!
  From Cedar Rapids. Submitted by Chris P (13 months ago)

• 1. News Reporter: Once again, a UFO has landed in America, the only country UFOs ever seem to land in.
  From Monsters vs. Aliens. Submitted by rob g (14 months ago)