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Birthday:
Apr 3, 1961
Birthplace:
Brooklyn, New York

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Eddie Murphy Biography

The son of a Brooklyn policeman who died when he was eight, African-American comedy superstar Eddie Murphy was raised in the comfortable middle-class community of Hempstead, NY, by his mother and stepfather. A natural-born class clown, he was voted the most popular student at Roosevelt Junior and Senior High. By the age of 15, he was doing standup gigs at 25 to 50 dollars a pop, and within a few years he was headlining on the comedy-club circuit.Murphy was 19 he was when hired as one of the backup performers on the NBC comedy weekly Saturday Night Live. His unique blend of youthful arrogance, sharkish good cheer, underlying rage, and street-smart versatility transformed the comedian into SNL's prime attraction, and soon the country was reverberating with imitations of such choice Murphy characterizations as sourball celebrity Gumby, inner-city kiddie host Mr. Robinson, prison poet Tyrone Green, and the Little Rascals' Buckwheat. Just when it seemed that he couldn't get any more popular, Murphy was hastily added to the cast of Walter Hill's 1982 comedy/melodrama feature film 48 Hours, and voila, an eight-million-dollars-per-picture movie star was born. The actor followed this cinematic triumph with John Landis' Trading Places, a Prince and the Pauper update released during the summer of 1983, the same year that the standup album Eddie Murphy, Comedian won a Grammy. In 1984, he finally had the chance to carry a picture himself: Beverly Hills Cop, one of the most successful pictures of the decade. Proving that at this juncture Murphy could do no wrong, his next starring vehicle, The Golden Child (1986), made a fortune at the box office, despite the fact that the picture itself was less than perfect. After Beverly Hills Cop 2 and his live standup video Eddie Murphy Raw (both 1987), Murphy's popularity and career seemed to be in decline, though his staunchest fans refused to desert him. His esteem rose in the eyes of many with his next project, Coming to America (1987), a reunion with John Landis that allowed him to play an abundance of characters -- some of which he essayed so well that he was utterly unrecognizable. Murphy bowed as a director, producer, and screenwriter with Harlem Nights (1989), a farce about 1930s black gangsters which had an incredible cast (including Murphy, Richard Pryor, Della Reese, Redd Foxx, Danny Aiello, Jasmine Guy, and Arsenio Hall), but was somewhat destroyed by Murphy's lazy, expletive-ridden script and clichéd plot that felt recycled from Damon Runyon stories. Churned out for Paramount, the picture did hefty box office (in the 60-million-dollar range) despite devastating reviews and reports of audience walkouts. Murphy's box-office triumphs continued into the '90s with a seemingly endless string of blockbusters, such as the Reginald Hudlin-directed political satire The Distinguished Gentleman (1992), that same year's "player" comedy Boomerang, and the Landis-directed Beverly Hills Cop III (1994). After an onscreen absence of two years following Cop, Murphy reemerged with a 1996 remake of Jerry Lewis' The Nutty Professor. As directed by Tom Shadyac and produced by the do-no-wrong Brian Grazer, the picture casts Murphy as Dr. Sherman Klump, an obese, klutzy scientist who transforms himself into Buddy Love, a self-obsessed narcissist and a hit with women. As an added surprise, Murphy doubles up his roles as Sherman and Buddy by playing each member of the Klump family (beneath piles and piles of latex). The Nutty Professor grossed dollar one and topped all of Murphy's prior efforts, earning well up into the hundreds of millions and pointing the actor in a more family-friendly direction. His next couple of features, Dr. Dolittle and the animated Mulan (both 1998), were children-oriented affairs, although in 1999 he returned to more mature material with the comedies Life (which he also produced) and Bowfinger; and The PJs, a fairly bawdy claymation sitcom about life in South Central L.A.Moving into the new millennium, Murphy resurrected Sherman Klump and his brood of misfits with the sequel Nutty Professor II: The Klumps (2000) before moving on to yet another sequel in 2001, the decidedly more family-oriented Dr. Dolittle 2. That same year, sharp-eared audiences were served up abundant laughs by Murphy's turn as a donkey in the animated fairy tale spoof Shrek. Nearly stealing the show from comic powerhouse co-star Mike Myers, children delighted at Murphy's portrayal of the put-upon sidekick of the kindhearted ogre and Murphy was subsequently signed for a sequel that would go into pre-production in early 2003. After bottoming out with the subsequent sci-fi comedy flop The Adventures of Pluto Nash, Murphy stepped into Bill Cosby's old shoes for the mediocre big-screen adaptation of I Spy. With the exception of a return to donkeydom in the 2004 mega-hit Shrek 2, Murphy stuck with hapless father roles during the first several years of the new millennium, Daddy Day Care being the most prominent example, with Disney's The Haunted Mansion following closely behind.In December 2006, however, he emerged with a substantial part in Dreamgirls, writer/director Bill Condon's star-studded adaptation of the hit 1981 Broadway musical about a Supremes-esque ensemble's ascent to the top. Murphy plays James Thunder Early, an R&B vocal sensation for whom the titular divas are hired to sing backup. Variety's David Rooney proclaimed, "Murphy...is a revelation. Mixing up James Brown, Marvin Gaye, Smokey Robinson, Jackie Wilson, and some of his own wiseass personae, his Jimmy leaps off the screen both in his scorching numbers (his proto-rap is a killer) and dialogue scenes. It's his best screen work." A variety of critics groups and peers agreed with that assessment, landing Murphy a number of accolades including a Best Supporting Actor Oscar nomination. Around the same time, Murphy wrapped production on director Brian Roberts' Norbit. In that picture, the actor/comedian retreads his Nutty Professor work with a dual turn as Norbit, an insecure, backward geek, and Norbit's monstrous wife, an oppressive, domineering loudmouth. The story has the unhappy couple faced with the possible end of their marriage when Norbit meets his dream-girl (Thandie Newton). Never one to stray too far from familiar terretory, Murphy next reteamed with the vocal cast of Shrek yet again for the next installment in the series, Shrek the Third. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

Eddie Murphy Trivia

Was offered, and turned down, the role of Winston Zeddemore in the 1984 movie "Ghostbusters".
- submitted by Flixster F (2 years ago)
He won a Grammy in 1983 for his comedy album "Comedian."
- submitted by Flixster F (2 years ago)
Eddie Murphy was cast by SNL when he was just 19 years old.
- submitted by Flixster F (2 years ago)

Quotes from Eddie Murphy's Characters

    1. Mama Klump: Don't nobody wanna hear your flatuance, Cletus Klump!
    2. Papa Klump: [farts]
    From The Nutty Professor. Submitted by Jed G (16 days ago)
    1. Chandler Jarrell: I know this is a dream, so I can say anything I want and get away with it. So I think I will say, from my heart, kiss my ass. Kiss my ass!
    From The Golden Child. Submitted by Alexei G (16 days ago)
    1. Chandler Jarrell: Only a man whose heart is pure can wield the knife, and only a man whose ass is narrow can get down these steps. And if mine's is such an ass, then I shall have it.
    From The Golden Child. Submitted by Alexei G (16 days ago)
    1. Chandler Jarrell: How many people have survived this?
    2. The Old Man: None!
    3. Chandler Jarrell: None? None? I'm gonna break your ass in a minute!
    From The Golden Child. Submitted by Alexei G (16 days ago)
    1. Mama Klump: Have you noticed that Sherman's been actin' kind of strange lately?
    2. Carla Purty: Sherman has definitely been acting strange lately.
    3. Mama Klump: I knew it! See, Cletus? I told you!
    4. Papa Klump: You really think I been l been listenin' to you? I ain't listenin' to you!
    From The Nutty Professor. Submitted by Jed G (20 days ago)
    1. Mama Klump: Carla! Oh, hee hee hee! Oh, you look fabulous!
    2. Carla Purty: Thank you, Mrs. Klump.
    3. Mama Klump: Have you seen Sherman?
    4. Papa Klump: Yeah, where's Sherman at? I ain't come to pay no hundred-dollar ticket to have to suffer this alone!
    5. Mama Klump: Cletus, shut up, please!
    6. Papa Klump: Hey! That's strike two!
    From The Nutty Professor. Submitted by Jed G (20 days ago)
    1. Reggie Warrington: What's up?
    2. Buddy Love: Whats's up, n*gga? Ha, ha, ha, ha!
    3. Reggie Warrington: I said, 'what's up?'
    4. Buddy Love: Didn't you hear me when I said 'Hey?' Ha, ha, ha, ha!
    From The Nutty Professor. Submitted by Jed G (20 days ago)
    1. Buddy Love: It's your world, dog! I'm just a squirrel tryin' to get a nut!
    From The Nutty Professor. Submitted by Jed G (20 days ago)
    1. Buddy Love: I am so hungry. Hey don't let the tears fool ya'. I'm a tooth chipper!
    From The Nutty Professor. Submitted by Jed G (20 days ago)
    1. Buddy Love: [to Carla] You are too fine to be givin' me curbside service!
    2. Carla Purty: I'm not, I'm leaving.
    3. Buddy Love: What are you talkin' 'bout? We just got here.
    4. Carla Purty: No, you just got here. I've been waiting for you for almost an hour!
    5. Buddy Love: Hey now, they say anticipation makes the appetite grow stronger, if you know what I mean.
    6. Carla Purty: Anticipate a night alone.
    7. Buddy Love: Hey, hey! Let's just have a meal together. Why you leavin'? What, do want me to beg you? I'll get down on my knees, I'll beg you in front of all these people! Think I care if these people are watchin'? I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I want the world to know that I was late! And I'm sorry! My car ran outta gas! I needed fresh drawers! My mother's sick! The car broke down on the street!
    8. Carla Purty: Buddy, get up!
    9. Buddy Love: No, no, no, hear me out! I am sorry! I don't know why this is happenin' tonight! Of all nights, this has got to happen to me tonight!
    10. Carla Purty: Okay.
    11. Buddy Love: WHY? WHY?
    12. Carla Purty: Okay!
    13. Buddy Love: WHY?
    14. Carla Purty: Okay, okay, okay!
    15. Buddy Love: Okay good, let's eat.
    From The Nutty Professor. Submitted by Jed G (20 days ago)
    1. Buddy Love: Now, be careful. If you scratch the car, I'll be scratchin' your *ss.
    From The Nutty Professor. Submitted by Jed G (20 days ago)
    1. Sherman Klump: [looks at his pet guinea pig] Shelly, you've been a guinea pig long enough. It's time to see if this stuff really works.
    From The Nutty Professor. Submitted by Jed G (20 days ago)
    1. Papa Klump: Well, if it isn't the Alzheimer's Express, right on schedule!
    2. Mama Klump: Stop that! Hi, Momma.
    From Nutty Professor II - The Klumps. Submitted by Jed G (21 days ago)
    1. Mama Klump: My baby is not gettin' married here!
    2. Papa Klump: Oh yeah? [farts]
    From The Nutty Professor. Submitted by Jed G (21 days ago)
    1. Papa Klump: So Carla, are you and Sherman gonna get married here or in Chicago?
    2. Mama Klump: Carla, can you cook? 'Cause somebody's got to feed my Sherman!
    From The Nutty Professor. Submitted by Jed G (21 days ago)
    1. Papa Klump: [to Carla] Your family got any money? 'Cause I ain't payin' for no big*ss weddin'.
    From The Nutty Professor. Submitted by Jed G (21 days ago)
    1. Mama Klump: So Carla, do you like children?
    2. Carla Purty: Yes.
    3. Mama Klump: Oh, that's wonderful! I can't wait for Sherman to bring me home some grandbabies!
    From The Nutty Professor. Submitted by Jed G (21 days ago)
    1. Granny Klump: You'll have to excuse me for bein' late. Me and Isacc were gettin' kinda frisky in the car. I had to give him a little appetizer.
    2. Papa Klump: I just lost my d*mn appetite.
    From Nutty Professor II - The Klumps. Submitted by Jed G (21 days ago)
    1. Denise Gaines: Mama, you know, you really look good! Have you been losing weight?
    2. Mama Klump: Oh, thank you baby! No, but I am gonna start a new diet.
    From Nutty Professor II - The Klumps. Submitted by Jed G (21 days ago)
    1. Buddy Love: I can see my d*ck! My d*ck! My d*ck! My d*ck! Yeah!
    From The Nutty Professor. Submitted by Jed G (21 days ago)
    1. Ms. Gluteus: [talking to Lance Perkins on Sherman's TV] His fraternity was having this thing called 'Pig Day.' That's the only reason he asked me out!
    2. Lance Perkins: To make fun of you? Why do we do this to ourselves? Everytime we get depressed we eat and eat and eat. Don't you? You go to the store and buy those little candy bars in the bag, and before you know it the whole bag is empty. And then at the end you feel just like that bag, empty inside. Don't you? Don't you? [hugs woman] Can we go to a commercial?
    From The Nutty Professor. Submitted by Jed G (21 days ago)
    1. Mama Klump: Hee hee hee! Oh, this is so fabulous! Ain't nothin' like gettin' together with family and havin' a good meal!
    From The Nutty Professor. Submitted by Jed G (22 days ago)
    1. Papa Klump: So Carla, where are you from?
    2. Carla Purty: Chicago.
    3. Mama Klump: Oh, Chicago! We have family there.
    4. Papa Klump: Chicago. Windy city, huh? I was workin' on a skyscraper in Chicago once, and my lunch blew off the 27th floor.
    From The Nutty Professor. Submitted by Jed G (22 days ago)
    1. Papa Klump: I've seen Sherman so hungry once before when he was young... he beat up a grown man. [Eddie Murphy starts laughing]
    From The Nutty Professor. Submitted by Matthew L (26 days ago)
    1. Mama Klump: Everytime we have a meal you start breaking gas. Don't break gas and destroy our meal!
    2. Papa Klump: Don't tell me to stop! You were the one who brought up colon cleansing and all that mess!
    3. Mama Klump: I did not say anythin' about breakin' gas, I said that I was gonna get my colon cleansed!
    4. Papa Klump: Oh, so you can talk about puttin' a tube up somebody's *ss, but I can't break wind.
    5. Mama Klump: I didn't say nothin' about puttin' a hose up somebody's *ss, Cletus.
    6. Papa Klump: Well what do you think a colonic is? You think you run yo' *sshole by the car wash?
    7. Mama Klump: You're chokin' the baby! [Ernie Jr. spits out food with laughter]
    8. Papa Klump: Look, as long as I pay the bills, I can do what I want at this table. Case in point; [farts]
    From The Nutty Professor. Submitted by Jed G (27 days ago)
    1. Sherman Klump: Recent studies have shown that some people are genetically predisposed to gainin' wait. Someday in the near future we might even find a cure.
    2. Papa Klump: Only thing you need to study is yo' *ss. I gotta big *ss, and yo' momma's gotta big *ss.
    3. Mama Klump: Cletus!
    4. Papa Klump: You do have a big *ss! Don't tell me that the *sses aren't big in our family. Now, I don't care what diet you go on, you can sew up your stomach and yo' *sshole and your gonna always be fat!
    From The Nutty Professor. Submitted by Jed G (28 days ago)
    1. Mama Klump: Ohh, look at my little baby. Ohh, he's a little Hurcules! Show me muscle again. Ohh, Hurcules, Hurcules, Hurcules, Hercules, Hurcules! Hee hee hee! He's so strong.
    From The Nutty Professor. Submitted by Jed G (32 days ago)
    1. Papa Klump: I would like to volunteer to take this old bird outta her misery.
    2. Mama Klump: Cletus! Don't you dare say something like that about Mama!
    From The Nutty Professor. Submitted by Jed G (32 days ago)
    1. Mama Klump: Sherman, I cooked all this food, is that all you gonna eat?
    2. Papa Klump: Hey, hey, hey! What's wrong with you? You're supposed to eat that thing, not scalp it.
    3. Sherman Klump: Well, Daddy, all the calories in the chicken are found in the skin, so I peel it off.
    4. Papa Klump: Stop sittin' there talkin' 'bout where all the fats and calories is. You know where that comes from? Watchin' that d*mn TV. Everytime you turn it on you got somebody talkin' 'bout lose weight, get healthy, get in shape. They got everybody lookin' all anorexic and talkin' 'bout that's healthy. I know what healthy is! And tell you something else, I don't know why everyone's tryin' to lose weight in the first place! Ain't everybody supposed to be the same size, we're supposed to be all different. Big, small, medium, midgets, you're supposed to have all that. Everyone wants to be the same size now, like that Oprah Winfrey; she went and lost her weight, when nothin' was wrong with her, she was fine! Oprah was a fox! She lost all that weight, head lookin' all big, skin hangin' all over. And Luther Vandross. N*gga used to be the black Pavarotti. Lost all that weight, lookin' all ashy. Oprah and Luther need to keep their asses one way, 'cause I'm confused.
    From The Nutty Professor. Submitted by Jed G (32 days ago)
    1. Donkey: In the morning, I'm making waffles
    From Shrek. Submitted by Andrew C (34 days ago)
    1. Norbit Albert Rice: This wedding is a sham, and I'm here to stop it!
    2. Kate: Norbit, what are you doing?!
    3. Norbit Albert Rice: I'm being a man for the first time in my life. Kate... Kate I love you!
    4. Kate: [Gasps; the doors then burst open and Rasputia and two of her brothers rush in]
    5. Rasputia: [To Norbit] What the hell did you just say?! [Everyone gasps in surprise]
    6. Mr. Wong: [In disgust] Ick...
    7. Norbit Albert Rice: You heard what I said, strumpet! [Rasputia has a shocked look on her face] I love Kate! That's right! I love you, Kate! And the last 2 weeks I spent with you have meant more to me than my whole entire miserable life with you Rasputia! It's over! Norbit Albert Rice is no longer your BITCH! [Everyone gasps while Kate smiles]
    8. Rasputia: AAAAAAAAAHHH!!! YOU'RE DEAD!!!
    From Norbit. Submitted by Anthony A (36 days ago)
    1. Mr. Wong: [After the kids say, 'Ewwwwww!' when Norbit and Kate kiss] What you mean, ew?! No ew! Man kiss a woman, beautiful thing! [To Ling-Ling] Ling-Ling! Come here with your fine self! [They tongue-kiss, making the kids say, 'Ewwwwwwww!' again]
    From Norbit. Submitted by Anthony A (36 days ago)
    1. Mr. Wong: [Before Rasputia can kill Norbit] WHALE HO!
    2. Rasputia: Did somebody just call me a whale?
    3. Mr. Wong: YEAH! AND A HO! [Throws one of the curtain rods at Rasputia and it lands in her butt, making her drop the spade]
    4. Rasputia: [In pain] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
    5. Mr. Wong: Bingo! Right in the blowhole!
    6. Rasputia: [Running away in fast-forward] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Lloyd chases after her, barking]
    7. Abe the Tailor: Let's get some!
    8. Big Jack: We dead! [The mob then chases the brothers out of town for good]
    From Norbit. Submitted by Anthony A (36 days ago)
    1. Rasputia: [Referring to Kate] Is Little Miss Skinny Bitch gonna be there?
    From Norbit. Submitted by Anthony A (36 days ago)
    1. Preacher: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today--
    2. Norbit Albert Rice: I OBJECT!
    3. Preacher: [Agitated] Oh, for Christ's sake!
    4. Mr. Wong: [Glad] Norbit.
    5. Pope Sweet Jesus: [Overjoyed] Norbit!
    6. Kate: [Astonished] Norbit!
    7. Choir Member: [Singing] NORBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
    From Norbit. Submitted by Anthony A (36 days ago)
    1. Rasputia: [To the kids who stole her hat, which she now retrieved] You little bastards!
    From Norbit. Submitted by Anthony A (36 days ago)
    1. Mr. Wong: [Repeated line] Bingo! Right in the blowhole!
    From Norbit. Submitted by Anthony A (36 days ago)
    1. Mr. Wong: Die, you son of a!
    From Norbit. Submitted by Anthony A (36 days ago)
    1. Norbit Albert Rice: Yeah I... I thought you'd feel that way about it, Kate. ...And that's why I took the liberty of inviting some of Deion's ex-wives down [Deion quickly looks at Norbit, stunned], so maybe they could tell you for themselves! [Deion raises his eyebrows] LADIES!
    From Norbit. Submitted by Anthony A (36 days ago)
    1. Kate: I'm so sorry, Norbit. I just don't trust you anymore.
    2. Rasputia: [Laughs] Well, well, well, Norbit! Ya lose again! Once a loser, always a loser, huh?! Now come on! Let's go!
    From Norbit. Submitted by Anthony A (36 days ago)
    1. Mrs. Henderson: [When Rasputia comes out of the house, followed by Lloyd barking at her repeatedly] Morning, Rasputia!
    2. Rasputia: Oh, "Mornin', Rasputia" my ass! I tell you what! You better do somethin' 'bout that goddamn dog! 'Cause I ain't gonna be terrorized by no dog on my own property! I'm sick of it! I'm gonna go out and purchase me a pellet rifle! And then I'm gonna give him somethin' to bark about when I start poppin' pellets in his little bug-eyed bastard's ass! [Lloyd finally stops barking and whimpers in fear; Mrs. Henderson is quite offended] Messin' around with you, now I'm gonna be late for dance class! [Tries to get into the car, but gets stuck for a bit and closes the door] Goddamn it, Norbit! How many times do I gotta tell you when you drive my car, don't adjust my seat!
    3. Norbit Albert Rice: I didn't touch your seat.
    4. Rasputia: Then why is it so damn far?!
    5. Norbit Albert Rice: It looks like it's back as far as it goes, Rasputia.
    6. Rasputia: [Looks back to see] No you moved it! I can tell! 'Cause look! When I inhale, my titty make the horn honk! Listen! [Inhales and her boobs make the horn honk] You see that?! [Does it again] That ain't right! [Does it one last time]
    7. Norbit Albert Rice: I hear it.
    8. Rasputia: Uh-huh! That scientifically prove that you was adjustin' my seat!
    9. Norbit Albert Rice: That's not science!
    10. Rasputia: It is! Now just let it go!
    11. Norbit Albert Rice: That's not science!
    12. Rasputia: [In a warning tone] I said let it go!
    13. Norbit Albert Rice: I'm just saying--
    14. Rasputia: [Hits his glasses; through clenched teeth] I said it was science, goddamn it!
    From Norbit. Submitted by Anthony A (36 days ago)
    1. Rasputia: Say Tuesday again and you ain't gonna live to see Wednesday!
    From Norbit. Submitted by Anthony A (36 days ago)
    1. Attendant: Um, ma'am?
    2. Rasputia: [Resting her hands on her hips] What?
    3. Attendant: Are you wearing bottoms?
    4. Rasputia: [Offended; gasps] Of course I'm wearin' bottoms! [Lifts up her fat to reveal her bikini bottom]
    5. Attendant: Okay. Come on in.
    6. Rasputia: How dare you! [Tries to walk through, but gets stuck] Oh, hell no! [Struggles through, almost breaking it] How... you... DOIN'! [Pulls herself out, finally breaking it]
    From Norbit. Submitted by Anthony A (36 days ago)
    1. Papa Klump: Why is it that the woman always gets to choose were they're gonna get married?
    2. Mama Klump: Well, that's tradition.
    3. Papa Klump: Well tradition, my ass.
    From The Nutty Professor. Submitted by Jed G (48 days ago)
    1. Mama Klump: You know Sherman, I think I do remember hearing something on TV about colon cleansing. They say everyone should have one. I'm thinking of getting myself an appointment and getting my colon cleansed thoroughly.
    2. Papa Klump: You want your colon cleansed? Fine, I'm gonna clean mine. [farts] And my colon's clean, I'm talking squeaky clean.
    From The Nutty Professor. Submitted by Jed G (50 days ago)
    1. Mushu: You are one lucky bug. Here, you can sit next to me.
    From Mulan. Submitted by Alex M (51 days ago)
    1. Donkey: Uh why dont you guys go ahead and I'll park the car.
    From Shrek 2. Submitted by Evan T (58 days ago)
    1. Josh Kovacs: Slide, we gotta use the truck. Where are the keys?
    2. Slide: Under the sun visor.
    3. Mr. Fitzhugh: You leave the keys? In New York?
    4. Slide: It's a stolen car!
    5. Mr. Fitzhugh: You brought a stolen car? To a robbery?
    From Tower Heist. Submitted by Noah L (2 months ago)
    1. Jack McCall: I'm Jack McCall you may think this is my vioce but this is my inner voice because if I say one more sentence I die.
    From A Thousand Words. Submitted by Diego L (2 months ago)
    1. Mama Klump: Aw he's a little hercules show me that muscle again aw Hercules Hercules Hercules.
    From The Nutty Professor. Submitted by Evan T (2 months ago)
    1. Prince Akeem: When you think of garbage think of Akeem.
    From Coming to America. Submitted by Evan T (2 months ago)
    1. Donkey: I'm a stallion baby.
    From Shrek 2. Submitted by Evan T (2 months ago)
    1. Rasputia: Damn it norbit how many times do I gotta tell you when you drive my car don't adjust my seat.
    From Norbit. Submitted by Evan T (2 months ago)
    1. Reggie Hammond: There's a new sheriff in town and his name is reggie hammond y'all be cool right on.
    From 48 HRS. Submitted by Evan T (2 months ago)
    1. Reggie Hammond: I'm sorry about the doorman. Did that hurt? It looked real painful when you slammed into it.
    From 48 HRS. Submitted by Evan T (2 months ago)
    1. Kelly Robinson: I'm 57 and 0 baby.
    From I Spy. Submitted by Evan T (2 months ago)
    1. Trey Sellars: Okay alright... it's show time.
    From Showtime. Submitted by Evan T (2 months ago)
    1. Kit Ramsey: Keep it together, keep it together, keep it together.
    From Bowfinger. Submitted by Evan T (2 months ago)
    1. Donkey: I bet you have never seen a donkey fly!
    From Shrek. Submitted by Tim K (2 months ago)
    1. Jack McCall: You never know when the last time you see someone will be the very last time you see someone.
    From A Thousand Words. Submitted by Tayllor V (2 months ago)
    1. Donkey: [Opening the covers and seeing Shrek naked] Aaah! You know, you really need to get yourself a pair of jammies!
    From Shrek the Third. Submitted by Anthony A (2 months ago)
    1. Donkey: [Playing peekaboo with one of the ogre babies] Peek-a-boo! Peek-a-boo!
    From Shrek the Third. Submitted by Anthony A (2 months ago)
    1. Donkey: I'll stick with you!
    From Shrek. Submitted by Anthony A (2 months ago)
    1. Donkey: SHREK! SHREK!
    From Shrek. Submitted by Anthony A (2 months ago)
    1. Donkey: [To Dragon] What's the matter? You got somethin' in your eye?
    From Shrek. Submitted by Anthony A (2 months ago)
    1. Donkey: She called me a noble steed.
    From Shrek. Submitted by Anthony A (2 months ago)
    1. Donkey: You, uh... you don't entertain much, do you?
    From Shrek. Submitted by Anthony A (2 months ago)
    1. Donkey: [When Shrek tells him he likes his privacy] You know, I do too. That's another thing we have in common. I hate it when you've got someone in your face, you try to give someone a hint and they won't leave, and then there's that big awkward silence, you know!
    From Shrek. Submitted by Anthony A (2 months ago)
    1. Donkey: [Hums 'On the Road Again']
    From Shrek. Submitted by Anthony A (2 months ago)
    1. Donkey: Oh! Oh pick me! Pick me! Me! Me! Meeee!
    From Shrek. Submitted by Anthony A (2 months ago)
    1. Donkey: Can I stay with you?
    2. Shrek: [Shocked and confused] What?!
    3. Donkey: Can I stay with you? Please.
    4. Shrek: [Obviously faking] Of course!
    5. Donkey: Really?
    6. Shrek: No.
    From Shrek. Submitted by Anthony A (2 months ago)
    1. Donkey: Can I stay with you?
    From Shrek. Submitted by Anthony A (2 months ago)
    1. Donkey: Wow! Let's do it again!
    From Shrek. Submitted by Anthony A (2 months ago)
    1. Donkey: You, uh... you don't entertain much, do you?
    2. Shrek: I like my privacy.
    3. Donkey: Y'know, me too. That's another thing we have in common. I hate it when you've got someone in your face, you try to give someone a hint and they won't leave, and then there's that big awkward silence... Can I stay with you?
    4. Shrek: What?
    5. Donkey: Can I stay with you? Please?
    6. Shrek: Of course!
    7. Donkey: Really?
    8. Princess Fiona: NO!
    From Shrek. Submitted by Rocky F (2 months ago)
    1. Attendant: Um, ma'm? Are you wearing bottoms.
    2. Rasputia: Of course I'm wearing bottoms! How rude!
    From Norbit. Submitted by Jess J (2 months ago)
    1. Jack McCall: I want my baby back baby back baby back, ribs.
    From A Thousand Words. Submitted by Chris P (3 months ago)
    1. Donkey: Police Brutality! Police Brutality!
    From Shrek 2. Submitted by Daniel W (3 months ago)
    1. Bobby Bowfinger: [Interviewing Jiff for the movie] Would you be willing to cut your hair?
    2. Jiff Ramsey: Well, yeah, but it would probably be better if someone else did it. I've had a few... accidents.
    From Bowfinger. Submitted by Francis L (3 months ago)
    1. Norbit Albert Rice: Tuesday!
    From Norbit. Submitted by Sara B (4 months ago)
    1. Slide: i'll shoot your FACE clean off your face.
    From Tower Heist. Submitted by Dan N (4 months ago)
    1. Rasputia: Norbit! Buster's a guest in our home! How dare you insinuate somethin' like that!
    From Norbit. Submitted by Anthony A (4 months ago)
    1. Rasputia: That's it. Now it's time to bring the pain!
    From Norbit. Submitted by Anthony A (4 months ago)
    1. Rasputia: Oh, hell to the no!
    From Norbit. Submitted by Anthony A (4 months ago)
    1. Giovanni: RASPUTIA!
    2. Rasputia: [Cracks her knuckles] How you doin'!
    From Norbit. Submitted by Anthony A (4 months ago)
    1. Donkey: Oh, wow! That was REALLY scary!
    From Shrek. Submitted by Anthony A (5 months ago)
    1. Donkey: I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.
    From Shrek. Submitted by Anthony A (5 months ago)
    1. Slide: A robbery can change very quickly. You have to be ready to adapt to the situation at any moment. Anything can happen. I was on a job a few days ago and my homie got shot in the face!
    2. Josh Kovacs: If you get shot in the face, it's over.
    3. Slide: If you get shot in your HEAD, it's over. If you get shot in your FACE, the bullet will go through your cheek and come out the other side! Then, what you gonna do?
    4. Charlie: Die! We're all gonna die!
    From Tower Heist. Submitted by Kerwin M (6 months ago)
    1. Donkey: [to Shrek] Why don't you just tell her what you told me? You know, about how you're her true love and you came from an alternate universe.
    2. Shrek: Oh, and while I'm at it, why don't I tell her that you're married to a fire breathing dragon and you have little mutant donkey dragon babies?
    3. Donkey: I do?
    4. Shrek: You saw what happened. She's going to think I'm crazy.
    5. Donkey: I'm a daddy?
    From Shrek Forever After (Shrek 4). Submitted by James C (6 months ago)
    1. Mushu: You risked your life to help people you love. I risked my life to help myself.
    From Mulan. Submitted by Champ S (6 months ago)
    1. Slide: If you get shot in your head, it's over. If you get shot in your face, the bullet will go through your cheek and come out the other side!
    From Tower Heist. Submitted by James K (6 months ago)
    1. Slide: Never leave your wallet with a thief.
    From Tower Heist. Submitted by Mayank F (6 months ago)
    1. Slide: Today I teach you how to pick a lock with a bobby pin! Here's your bobby pin, here's your bobby pin, and here's your punk-ass bobby pin!
    From Tower Heist. Submitted by Diego T (6 months ago)
    1. Slide: [talking to some guys] I'm gonna go inside with Rita?
    From Tower Heist. Submitted by Alyssa B (6 months ago)
    1. Jiff Ramsey: Heavenly God! Heavenly God!
    From Bowfinger. Submitted by Michael J (8 months ago)
    1. Norbit Albert Rice: Aaahh!
    From Norbit. Submitted by Anthony A (8 months ago)
    1. Norbit Albert Rice: Rasputia, I know we've never done this before. But we can take our time, darling. In sweet time. Yes.
    From Norbit. Submitted by Anthony A (8 months ago)
    1. Norbit Albert Rice: You cheated on me!
    2. Rasputia: It never happened!
    3. Norbit Albert Rice: Yes it did!
    4. Rasputia: [gasps]
    5. Norbit Albert Rice: And that makes you... THE QUEEN OF WHORES!
    From Norbit. Submitted by Anthony A (8 months ago)
    1. Norbit Albert Rice: Rasputia, you cheated on me!
    2. Rasputia: Look, I told your ass ain't nothin' happened. And the next time you say it happen again, I'm gonna knock your teeth out your mouth!
    From Norbit. Submitted by Anthony A (8 months ago)
    1. Detective Foster: Yeah, and we're not gonna fall for a banana in the tailpipe.
    2. Axel Foley: [mocking him] You're not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe? It should be more natural, brother. It should flow out, like this - 'Look, man, I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe!' See, that's more natural for us. You been hanging out with this dude too long.
    From Beverly Hills Cop. Submitted by Diego T (10 months ago)
    1. Norbit Albert Rice: No! I mean you dont like water parks Rasputia
    2. Rasputia: Who dont like water parks i love, except you dont gotta get off the ride to go to the bathroom, how you doin!
    From Norbit. Submitted by Kyla C (10 months ago)
    1. Dave / Captain: Welcome to Old Navy!
    From Meet Dave. Submitted by Melani P (10 months ago)
    1. Jiff Ramsey: Heavenly father! Heavenly father!
    From Bowfinger. Submitted by Phil H (10 months ago)
    1. Shrek: Ogres are like onions.
    2. Donkey: They stink?
    3. Shrek: Yes... no.
    4. Donkey: They make you cry?
    5. Shrek: No.
    6. Donkey: If you leave them out in the sun, they turn brown and start sprouting little white hairs?
    7. Shrek: No! Onions have layers. Ogres have layers.
    From Shrek. Submitted by Moe J (10 months ago)
    1. Donkey: Wow! Lets do that again!
    2. Shrek: No no no no no!
    From Shrek. Submitted by Danny F (13 months ago)
    1. Reggie Hammond: I'm your worst fucking nightmare, man! A nigger with a badge.
    From 48 HRS. Submitted by Chris P (13 months ago)
    1. Shrek: Listen, little donkey. Take a look at me. What am I?
    2. Donkey: Uh-- Really tall?
    From Shrek. Submitted by Tirmidy A (14 months ago)
    1. Donkey: You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a super fly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly.
    From Shrek. Submitted by Tirmidy A (14 months ago)
    1. Donkey: We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!
    From Shrek. Submitted by rob g (14 months ago)
    1. Donkey: And then one time I ate some rotten berries. Man, there were some strong gases seepin' outta my butt that day!
    From Shrek. Submitted by rob g (14 months ago)
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