Birthday:
Jan 28, 1981
Birthplace:
Cedar Rapids, Iowa, USA

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Elijah Wood Biography

Born January 28, 1981, Elijah Wood has grown up to be one of the most well-respected and steadily employed actors of his generation. Born in Cedar Rapids, IA, Wood modeled and did local commercials before moving with his family to Los Angeles in 1988. It was there that Wood got his first break, a small role in a Paula Abdul video. Film work almost instantly followed, with a bit part in the 1989 Back to the Future II. It was Wood's role as Aidan Quinn's son in Barry Levinson's 1990 Avalon (the third film in the Baltimore trilogy containing Diner [1982] and Tin Men [1987]) that first gave Wood attention, as the film received widespread critical acclaim and was nominated for four Academy Awards. After a small part in the Richard Gere potboiler Internal Affairs (1990), Wood secured his first starring role in Paradise (1991), in which he played a young boy who brings estranged couple Melanie Griffith and Don Johnson back together. He received good reviews for his performance -- some said it was one of the best things about the film -- and from there went on to co-star with Mel Gibson and Jamie Lee Curtis in Forever Young and in Radio Flyer (both 1992). In 1993, Wood co-starred with Macaulay Culkin in The Good Son, which was a failure both at the box office and with filmgoers who couldn't stomach the idea of the little blond boy from Home Alone as a pre-teen psychopath. In casting Wood as the good to Culkin's evil, the film helped further establish the kind of characters Wood was to become known for: thoughtful, well meaning, and perhaps a bit confused. Wood's next film, the same year's The Adventures of Huck Finn, provided a departure from this type of character, but The War (1994) with Kevin Costner marked something of a return. Also in 1994, Wood had the title role in North, a film remarkable for the volume of bad reviews and bad box office it received, but also for the fact that practically every bad review contained a positive assessment of Wood's performance. Wood's follow-up, the 1996 Flipper, was hardly an improvement, but the subsequent critical and financial success of Ang Lee's The Ice Storm (1997) provided a positive development in the young actor's career. As the soulfully dazed and confused Mikey Carver, Wood gave a portrayal remarkable for its rendering of the thoughtfulness and exquisite hopelessness inherent in the character. 1998's Deep Impact and The Faculty did not allow Wood the same degree of character development, but were great financial successes and further stepping stones in Wood's evolution from winsome child star to impressive young actor. Following a brief turn as the boyfriend of a wannabe hip-hop groupie in James Toback's problematic Black and White (1999), Wood further evolved as an actor in Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, the first installation of director Peter Jackson's adaptation of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings trilogy. His most hotly anticipated project, the 2001 film gave Wood top billing as Frodo Baggins alongside a glittering cast that included Ian McKellen, Cate Blanchett, and Liv Tyler. That same year the young actor could be seen in less mystical surroundings courtesy of Ed Burns' Ash Wednesday, a crime drama that also featured Oliver Platt and Rosario Dawson. In 2002, Wood let his vocal chords for Disney's straight-to-video release of The Adventures of Tom Thumb and Thumbelina. Of course, his most substantial role of 2002 is unarguably his return to the role of hobbit Frodo Baggins in the second installment of Tolkien's Lord of the Rings trilogy; specifically, Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers.2003 proved to be a similar year for Wood -- after two relatively small jobs (his role credited only as "The Guy" in Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over and his stint as First Assistant Director in Sean Astin's The Long and Short of It served purely as a break for Elijah), the young actor once again resumed his role for The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King. Though Return of the King is the last in the Tolkien trilogy, 2004 nonetheless looks to be a significant year for Wood, as he is slated to star in soccer flick Hooligans, as well work alongside Jim Carrey and Kate Winslet in director Michel Gondry's fantasy feature Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. In the latter, Wood significantly stretched his image by playing the Machiavellian Patrick, who slimily attempts to wheedle Kate Winslet away from Jim Carrey by trading on insider knowledge of the couple's sweet nothings. Riding high on the quadruple successes of the three Rings films and Eternal Sunshine, Wood projected wisdom and demonstrated great care in selecting his projects over the course of 2005 - his three features from that year scored with reviewers and at the box. Those included: Robert Rodriguez's critical darling Sin City, a testosterone-infused, live action adaptation of a comic book; Green Street Hooligans, where Wood tackles the challenging role of an expulsionary Harvard student thrust into the brutality of English football; and Liev Schrieber's bittersweet comedy-drama Everything is Illuminated, as Jonathan, a young man who travels to the Ukraine on a quest to find the woman who saved his grandmother's life. Over the course of 2006, Wood's fans can catch him in the period piece Bobby (on the assassination of RFK), the animated feature Happy Feet, and the military drama Day Zero, on the reinstatement of the USAF draft. He voiced the lead role in Happy Feat, and had a major role for internationally respected director Alex de la Iglesia in The Oxford Murders. He lent his voice to the title character in the movie 9, and starred again in the sequel Happy Feet Two. In 2011 he took the leading part on the odd FX series Willard which concerns a man who sees his next door neighbor's canine as a man in a dog suit. In 2012 he returned to his iconic role playing Frodo Baggins for director Peter Jackson's adaptation of The Hobbit. ~ Rebecca Flint Marx, Rovi

Elijah Wood Trivia

Actually has very poor eyesight because infact, his eyes are too big for his cornia's. This is also why you never see him wearing the smaller type glasses; they're too small for his eyes.
- submitted by Emily H (3 years ago)

Quotes from Elijah Wood's Characters

    1. Marybeth Louise Hutchinson: You know in my world Casey, there were limitless oceans as far as the eye could see. Beautiful, huh? Till it started to dry out. So I escaped, came here, and I met you, all of you, and all of you were different from the others. You were lost and lonely, just like me. And I thought that maybe I could give you a taste of my world. A world without anger, without fear, without attitude. Where the underachiever goes home at night to parents who care. The jock can be smart, the ugly duckling beautiful, and the class wuss doesn't have to live in terror. The new girl - well - the new girl she can just fit right in with anybody. People who are just like her. You see Casey, even Mary-Beth's feelings can be hurt by a bunch of pathetic, lost, little outcasts who truly believe that their disaffected lonely life is the only way they can survive. I can make you a part of something so special Casey, so perfect, so fearless. Don't you want that, Casey?
    2. Casey Connor: I'd rather be afraid!
    3. Marybeth Louise Hutchinson: Fine. Alright. Have it your way! 'Cause this is where your land of fiction gets it right: we win. End of story!
    From The Faculty. Submitted by Daniela T (27 days ago)
    1. Joel Barish: I remember that speech really well.
    2. Clementine Kruczynski: I had you pegged, didn't I?
    3. Joel Barish: You had the whole human race pegged.
    4. Patrick: Hmmm. Probably
    From Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind. Submitted by Bhushan P (38 days ago)
    1. Frodo Baggins: Mordor! I hope the others find a safer road.
    2. Samwise 'Sam' Gamgee: Strider'll look after them.
    3. Frodo Baggins: I don't suppose we'll ever see them again.
    4. Samwise 'Sam' Gamgee: We may yet, Mr. Frodo. We may.
    5. Frodo Baggins: Sam? I'm glad you're with me.
    1. Frodo Baggins: Ant thus it was. A Fourth Age of Middle-earth began. And the Fellowship of the Ring though eternally bound by friendship and love was ended. Thirtheen months to the day since Gandalf sent us on our long journey, we found ourselves looking upon a familiar sight. We were home.
    From The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King. Submitted by Jean R (54 days ago)
    1. North: Hang on guys, I think I left my butter churner in the overhead locker. Floor it!
    From North. Submitted by Daniela T (55 days ago)
    1. Casey Connor: I say we go for the coach. He turned Stan. He's the one. Or do you want to wait for them to come to us?
    2. Marybeth Louise Hutchinson: Either way we're completely unarmed.
    3. Zeke: Maybe not. I might have some more skat. In my trunk.
    4. Casey Connor: In your trunk? In your car? Amongst the aliens? Oh, that's convenient!
    From The Faculty. Submitted by Daniela T (55 days ago)
    1. Frodo Baggins: How do you go on when in your heart, you begin to understand there is no going back? There are some things that time cannot mend, some hurts that go too deep that have taken hold.
    From The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King. Submitted by Adi P (2 months ago)
    1. Frodo Baggins: How do you go on, when in your heart you begin to understand there is no going back? There are some things that time cannot mend, some hurts that go too deep that have taken hold.
    From The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King. Submitted by Adi P (2 months ago)
    1. Frodo Baggins: It's gone. It's done.
    2. Samwise Gamgee: Yes, Mr. Frodo. It's over now. *Lava erupts around the two Hobbits*
    3. Frodo Baggins: I can see the Shire... the Brandywine River... Bag End... Gandalf's fireworks... the lights in the Party Tree.
    4. Samwise Gamgee: Rosie Cotton dancing. She had ribbons in her hair. If ever I was married to someone, it would've been her. *sniffling* It would've been her. *sobbing*
    5. Frodo Baggins: I'm glad to be with you, Samwise Gamgee, here at the end of all things.
    From The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King. Submitted by Eric G (5 months ago)
    1. Frodo Baggins: I wish the ring had never come to me, I wish none of this had happened.
    2. Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for us to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that's been given us.
    1. Matt Buckner: I was studying history.
    2. Pete Dunham: I teach history!
    3. Matt Buckner: You teach?
    4. Pete Dunham: Yes, cheeky slag.
    From Green Street Hooligans. Submitted by Chanae H (7 months ago)
    1. #9: I was right! You did send him out to die!
    2. #1: He was old! He was weak!
    3. #5: *gasp*
    4. #1: Sometimes one must be sacrificed for the good of many.
    5. #7: You coward!
    From 9. Submitted by S.R. H (7 months ago)
    1. Frodo Baggins: I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.
    2. Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.
    1. Frodo Baggins: We are bound to an errand of secrecy. Those who claim to oppose the enemy would do well not to hinder us.
    2. Faramir: The enemy? [looks at dead soldier] His sense of duty was no greater than yours, I deem. You wonder what his name is. Where he came from and if he really was evil at heart. What lies or threats drove him on this long march from home. Would he not rather have stayed there...in peace? War will make corpses of us all. Bind their hands.
    From The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. Submitted by Cody H (8 months ago)
    1. Frodo Baggins: I can see the Shire. The Brandywine River, Bag End, Gandalf's fireworks, the lights in the party tree.
    2. Samwise Gamgee: Rosie Cotton dancing. She had ribbons in her hair. If ever I was to marry someone, it would have been her. [sobs] It would have been her!
    3. Frodo Baggins: I'm glad to be with you, Samwise Gamgee, here at the end of all things.
    From The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King. Submitted by Cody H (8 months ago)
    1. Samwise Gamgee: I wonder if we'll ever be put into songs or tales.
    2. Frodo Baggins: What?
    3. Samwise Gamgee: I wonder if people will ever say, 'let's hear about Frodo and the Ring' and they'll say, 'yes, it's one of my favorite stories. Frodo was really courageous, wasn't he, Dad?' 'Yes, my boy. The most famousest of Hobbits and that's saying a lot'.
    4. Frodo Baggins: Ha, you've left out one of the chief characters: 'Samwise the Brave'. I want to hear more about Sam. Frodo wouldn't have gotten far without Sam.
    5. Samwise Gamgee: Now, Mr. Frodo, you shouldn't make fun. I was being serious.
    6. Frodo Baggins: So was I.
    From The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. Submitted by Cody H (8 months ago)
    1. Frodo Baggins: Then Frodo kissed Merry and Pippin, and finally to Sam, and went aboard, and the sails were hoisted, and the wind blew, and slowly the ship slipped along des estuary gray and light of the Phial of Galadriel Frodo wore in high scintillation and died. And the ship on the high seas internal west, until at last on a night of rain Frodo felt a fragrance in the air and heard singing coming upon the waters, and he thought that, as in the dream he had in the house of Tom Bombadil, the gray rain curtain was transformed into silver and crystal, and the curtain was opened and appeared before the white beaches, and beyond a distant country to green light a quick sunrise.
    1. Frodo Baggins: I can not do this, Sam.
    2. Samwise Gamgee: I know. It's all wrong. By rights we Should not even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really Mattered. Full of darkness and danger, They Were. And Sometimes you did not want to know the end. Because How Could the end be happy? How Could the world go back to the way it was so much bad When had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, This shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And When the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories That stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk In Those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only They Did not. They kept going. Because They Were holding on to something.
    3. Frodo Baggins: What are we holding on to, Sam?
    4. Samwise Gamgee: That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo ... and it's worth fighting for.
    From The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. Submitted by Daniela T (8 months ago)
    1. Frodo Baggins: I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.
    2. Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.
    1. Aragorn: You draw too much attention to yourself, 'Mister Underhill'. [shoves Frodo into a vacant room]
    2. Frodo Baggins: What do you want?
    3. Aragorn: A little more caution from you, that's no trinket you carry.
    4. Frodo Baggins: I carry nothing.
    5. Aragorn: Indeed. I can avoid being seen, if I wish, but to disappear entirely, that is a rare gift.
    1. Matt Buckner: What are you talkin' about, baseball is a girl's game? The Red Sox has a guy that pitches the ball over 90 miles per hour!
    2. Pete Dunham: Who cares? All that means is that he can have a wank faster than you.
    From Green Street Hooligans. Submitted by Yoga L (10 months ago)
    1. Matt Buckner: You know the best part? It isn't knowing that your friends have your back. It's knowing that you have your friends' back.
    From Green Street Hooligans. Submitted by Yoga L (10 months ago)
    1. Frodo Baggins: I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.
    2. Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.
    From The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King. Submitted by Panos M (12 months ago)
    1. Frodo Baggins: I can't do this, Sam.
    2. Samwise Gamgee: I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going. Because they were holding on to something.
    3. Frodo Baggins: What are we holding onto, Sam?
    4. Samwise Gamgee: That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo... and it's worth fighting for.
    From The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. Submitted by Tearra D (13 months ago)
    1. Huckleberry Finn: Personally, I don't see no glory in punchin' an ignorant lardass. But, I gots to!
    From The Adventures of Huck Finn. Submitted by Jed G (13 months ago)
    1. Samwise Gamgee: Do you remember the Shire, Mr. Frodo? It'll be spring soon. And the orchards will be in blossom. And the birds will be nesting in the hazel thicket. And they'll be sowing the summer barley in the lower fields... and eating the first of the strawberries with cream. Do you remember the taste of strawberries?
    2. Frodo Baggins: No, Sam. I can't recall the taste of food... nor the sound of water... nor the touch of grass. I'm... naked in the dark, with nothing, no veil... between me... and the wheel of fire! I can see him... with my waking eyes!
    3. Samwise Gamgee: Then let us be rid of it... once and for all! Come on, Mr. Frodo. I can't carry it for you... but I can carry you!
    From The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King. Submitted by Rocky F (14 months ago)
    1. Memphis: The word triumph starts with try and ends with?
    2. Mumble: ...Umph?
    3. Memphis: That's right, a great big UMPH!
    From Happy Feet. Submitted by Augustine S (17 months ago)
    1. Memphis: Whatcha doing there, boy?
    2. Mumble: I'm happy, Pa.
    3. Memphis: Whatcha doing with your feet?
    4. Mumble: They're happy, too.
    From Happy Feet. Submitted by Augustine S (17 months ago)
    1. Mumble: But how will I know which one is my mama?
    2. Memphis: Oh, you'll know. She's got a wiggle in her walk, and a giggle in her talk. And when she sings, it darn near breaks your heart.
    From Happy Feet. Submitted by Layla L (18 months ago)
    1. North: Hang on guys, I think I left my butter churner in the overhead locker, hah. [to pilots] Floor it!
    From North. Submitted by Jack W (19 months ago)
    1. Samwise Gamgee: TGo on! Now! Throw it in the fire! [Frodo stares at the ring, the ring whispers to him]
    2. Samwise Gamgee: What are you waiting for? Just let it go! [Frodo turns and looks at Sam]
    3. Frodo Baggins: The ring is mine. [He snaps the chain and approaches the ring to his finger]
    4. Frodo Baggins: No... no... [Frodo slips the ring on and vanishes] NO!
    From The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King. Submitted by Haroon M (20 months ago)
    1. #5: [about #1] A group must have a leader.
    2. #9: But what if he's wrong?
    From 9. Submitted by Sara J (20 months ago)
    1. #9: [upon seeing #5's corpse] No!
    From 9. Submitted by Francis R (20 months ago)
    1. Frodo Baggins: I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.
    2. Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you were also meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought.
    1. Casey Connor: (final lines in the movie) Things sure have changed, haven't they?
    From The Faculty. Submitted by Creep F (2 years ago)
    1. Zeke: You both take the drug.
    2. Casey Connor: (already high) Ohh, showdown!
    From The Faculty. Submitted by Creep F (2 years ago)
    1. Gabe Santora: Hey yo, pisswad, you're in my way.
    2. Casey Connor: I'm sorry. I was breathing here.
    3. Gabe Santora: Yeah, that's the problem, you're occupying my air, anal probe.
    From The Faculty. Submitted by Creep F (2 years ago)
    1. Delilah Profitt: Hello Casey. Where you gonna go, huh? The class wuss, eternal little loser who comes to school everyday knowing this is it. You've been labeled 'pathetic' since first grade and you're afraid it's going to bleed over for the rest of your life. Well we can stop it Casey. We can help you belong. Isn't that what you really want?
    2. Casey Connor: Please don't do this Delilah.
    3. Delilah Profitt: I haven't been this happy since, since, before my dad died. You know you want me Casey. Come on. Let's do it together.
    From The Faculty. Submitted by Creep F (2 years ago)
    1. Casey Connor: I say we go for the coach. He turned Stan. He's the one. Or do you want to wait for them to come to us?
    2. Marybeth Louise Hutchinson: Either way we're completely unarmed.
    3. Zeke: Maybe not. I might have some more skat. In my trunk.
    4. Casey Connor: In your trunk? In your car? Amongst the aliens? Oh, that's convenient.
    From The Faculty. Submitted by Creep F (2 years ago)
    1. Zeke: (about the drug) Sniff it.
    2. Casey Connor: You're out of your fu**ing mind!
    3. Zeke: I'm about to take my chances. I leave for five minutes, and when I come back everyone's a fu**ing alien. Now, if I have to Men in Black your ass, you're gonna fu**ing take it!
    From The Faculty. Submitted by Creep F (2 years ago)
    1. Zeke: (about the drugs) Stan, take it.
    2. Stan Rosado: No way, you're taking it!
    3. Casey Connor: (laughing and obviously high) You're taking it!
    4. Stan Rosado: (Stan picks up gun and points it at Casey) What the hell is wrong with him?
    5. Zeke: Nothing's wrong with him. He's tweaking you a**hole! Let him fu**ing tweak!
    6. Casey Connor: (laughing) Tweak! Tweak!
    From The Faculty. Submitted by Creep F (2 years ago)
    1. Marybeth Louise Hutchinson: You know in my world Casey, there were limitless oceans as far as the eye could see. Beautiful, huh? Till it started to dry out. So I escaped, came here, and I met you, all of you, and all of you were different from the others. You were lost and lonely, just like me. And I thought that maybe I could give you a taste of my world. A world without anger, without fear, without attitude. Where the underachiever goes home at night to parents who care. The jock can be smart, the ugly duckling beautiful, and the class wuss doesn't have to live in terror. The new girl - well - the new girl she can just fit right in with anybody. People who are just like her. You see Casey, even Mary-Beth's feelings can be hurt by a bunch of pathetic, lost, little outcasts who truly believe that their disaffected lonely life is the only way they can survive. I can make you a part of something so special Casey, so perfect, so fearless. Don't you want that, Casey?
    2. Casey Connor: I'd rather be afraid!
    3. Marybeth Louise Hutchinson: Fine. Alright. Have it your way! 'Cause this is where your land of fiction gets it right: we win. End of story!
    From The Faculty. Submitted by Creep F (2 years ago)
    1. Zeke: (laughing on drugs, and talking about Delilah) Is she always this much fun, man?
    2. Stan Rosado: (laughing, on drugs) Sometimes she can be a real bitch.
    3. Casey Connor: (laughing, and gives Stan a high five) Oh Oooooh, yeah!
    From The Faculty. Submitted by Creep F (2 years ago)
    1. Zeke: (about sniffing the drug) Casey!
    2. Casey Connor: Why me first?
    3. Zeke: It's your birthright, man. Just fu**ing take it.
    From The Faculty. Submitted by Creep F (2 years ago)
    1. Stan Rosado: Let's go alien for a second. Why here? Why Ohio?
    2. Casey Connor: Cause if you were going to take over the world, would you blow up the White House Independence Day style or sneak in through the backdoor?
    From The Faculty. Submitted by Creep F (2 years ago)
    1. Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell: You know what, Casey, it's fiction. Okay? It's science fiction.
    2. Casey Connor: Everybody gets hung up on the science part, which has nothing to do with it. They're getting at us through the fiction.
    3. Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell: So, aliens have just been setting us up over the years, creating this happy little make-believe existence with their E.T. and their Men In Black movies, just so that nobody would believe it if it really happened?
    4. Casey Connor: I think so. Yeah, You're not buying this, are you?
    5. Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell: No, I'm not. But it's kind of cool.
    From The Faculty. Submitted by Creep F (2 years ago)
    1. Casey Connor: Everybody's been acting really strange, especially the faculty.
    2. Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell: Tell me about it. It's like they've all turned into fu**ing pod people...or something.
    3. Casey Connor: Into what people?
    4. Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell: Invasion of the Body Snatchers. A small town was taken over by aliens...That was a joke.
    5. Casey Connor: Look, what if it really happened?
    6. Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell: What if that really happened?
    7. Casey Connor: I think something's taking over our school.
    8. Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell: The Body Snatchers is a story somebody made up, dingus. It's located in the fiction section of the library.
    9. Casey Connor: So is Schindler's List. All fiction is based on some truth, right? What does Miss Burke teach us in English 101? Write what you know. How do we know this writer guy, Jack Finney, didn't encounter aliens in his high school which led him to write a book about an alien invasion?
    10. Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell: Your conspiracy theory is flawed.
    11. Casey Connor: How so?
    12. Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell: Jack Finney's The Body Snatchers is a blatant rip-off, of The Puppet Masters by Robert Heinlein. So you can completely disregard that entire work.
    13. Casey Connor: The point is they're here, they've been here and they're here again.
    From The Faculty. Submitted by Creep F (2 years ago)
    1. Casey Connor: Look, you saw it. Mrs. Brummel was dead. They attacked Nurse Harper.
    2. Delilah Profitt: 'They'? Who are 'they'? Casey, we don't even know who 'they' are.
    From The Faculty. Submitted by Creep F (2 years ago)
    1. Casey Connor: You can be such a...
    2. Delilah Profitt: What?
    3. Casey Connor: Pretty cool human being when you're not being a first-class, grade-A bitch.
    4. Delilah Profitt: You hitting on me, Casey?
    5. Casey Connor: No. No. I just think you can be cool. Sometimes, this not being one of them.
    From The Faculty. Submitted by Creep F (2 years ago)
    1. Casey Connor: Why do you rag on me so much? What did I do?
    2. Delilah Profitt: Nothing. It's just your fate. You're that geeky Stephen King kid. There's one of you in every school.
    From The Faculty. Submitted by Creep F (2 years ago)
    1. Casey Connor: It must really blow being you.
    2. Stan Rosado: You have no idea.
    From The Faculty. Submitted by Creep F (2 years ago)
    1. Casey Connor: I don't think a person should run unless he's being chased.
    2. Coach Joe Willis: 'Being chased.' I like that.
    From The Faculty. Submitted by Creep F (2 years ago)
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