Emma Stone Biography

The physically stunning actress Emma Stone first made her mark among American audiences as an ingenue, via her involvement in the massively successful comedy Superbad (2007). The actress's combination of deadpan comic timing and undeniable beauty made her an instant hot property in Hollywood, and she was soon appearing in comic fare like The House Bunny and Ghosts of Girlfriends Past, as well as the hugely successful horror comedy Zombieland (2009). By 2010, Stone had earned top billing status, and was starring in her own comedy -- a hilarious modern take on the Scarlet Letter called Easy A. The following year found Sone's star rising even further in the realm of comedy with roles in Friends with Benefits and Crazy, Stupid, Love, but it also proved to be the year in which the young actress branched more full force into drama, starring in the much anticipated adaptation of the Kathryn Stockett novel The Help. She became part of a superhero franchise when she took over the part of Gwen Stacy in 2012's The Amazing Spider-Man, and she took a part in the period crime film Gangster Squad that same year. ~ Nathan Southern, Rovi

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• 1. Ellen Malloy: How's your HPV?
  2. Neil: It's your HPV, Veronica. I'm just carrying it.
  From Movie 43. Submitted by John T (12 days ago)

• 1. Sgt. Jerry Wooters: Don't go.
  2. Grace Faraday: Don't let me.
  From Gangster Squad. Submitted by Eli T (53 days ago)

• 1. Hannah: Oh, you think coffee and sleep don't go together? Well, they do if it's High Point. It's decaffeinated!
  From Crazy, Stupid, Love.. Submitted by Ann A (3 months ago)

• 1. Natalie: What if Oliver is one of those guys who wants to have, like, a conversation with a girl before he hooks up with her.
  2. Shelley Darlington: He's gay?
  From The House Bunny. Submitted by Kelly E (3 months ago)

• 1. Natalie: Work it. Work it. You're like a supermodel, except more pregnant.
  From The House Bunny. Submitted by Kelly E (3 months ago)

• 1. Olive Penderghast: I'm swell, guy-I've-never-laid-eyes-on-before. Thanks for asking.
  From Easy A. Submitted by Kelly E (3 months ago)

• 1. Marianne: I just hope for your sake you had the good sense to use protection.
  2. Olive Penderghast: Why? Your parents didn't.
  From Easy A. Submitted by Kelly E (3 months ago)

• 1. Rosemary: You know, I dated a homosexual once. Actually I dated him for a long time.
  2. Olive Penderghast: Oh god, please don't tell me you married and had two kids with him.
  From Easy A. Submitted by Kelly E (3 months ago)

• 1. Olive Penderghast: I could have chlamydia. I have been... whoring around a lot.
  2. Mrs. Griffith: No, honey. No you haven't. Because a real whore can't even admit it to herself, let alone another person.
  From Easy A. Submitted by Kelly E (3 months ago)

• 1. Olive Penderghast: I don't think letting Peter Hedlin motorboat you behind a Bed, Bath, and Beyond really makes you a super slut.
  From Easy A. Submitted by Kelly E (3 months ago)

• 1. Olive Penderghast: Looks like someone's practicing the mundane activity she'll be saddled with the rest of her pathetic life.
  From Easy A. Submitted by Kelly E (3 months ago)

• 1. Olive Penderghast: Relax. Jesus. What is with you gays? Are you really that repulsed by lady parts? What do you think I have down there? A gnome?
  From Easy A. Submitted by Kelly E (3 months ago)

• 1. Olive Penderghast: Perhaps you should get a wardrobe, you abominable twot.
  From Easy A. Submitted by Kelly E (3 months ago)

• 1. Rhiannon: You're being pretty cavalier about this. Aren't you supposed to be eternally in love with him and shit?
  2. Olive Penderghast: Yes... I believe so, if I was the Gossip Girl in Sweet Valley of the Travelling Pants.
  From Easy A. Submitted by Kelly E (3 months ago)

• 1. Rosemary: I had a similar situation when I was your age. I had a horrible reputation.
  2. Olive Penderghast: Why?
  3. Rosemary: Because I slept with a whole bunch of people. Mostly guys.
  4. Olive Penderghast: Mom!
  From Easy A. Submitted by Kelly E (3 months ago)

• 1. Sgt. Jerry Wooters: Don't go.
  2. Grace Faraday: Don't let me.
  From Gangster Squad. Submitted by PumPuy C (3 months ago)

• 1. Grace Faraday: He'll kill you if he finds out!
  2. Sgt. Jerry Wooters: Who?
  3. Grace Faraday: Mickey!
  4. Sgt. Jerry Wooters: Mickey Mouse?
  From Gangster Squad. Submitted by Cody F (3 months ago)

• 1. Skeeter Phelan: [on the phone with Ms. Elaine Stain from New York City] I'd like to write somethin' the the help.
  From The Help. Submitted by Alyssa B (4 months ago)

• 1. Skeeter Phelan: [to Stuart] I'm sorry, but you were droppin' your head as an infant or were you just born stupid?
  From The Help. Submitted by Alyssa B (4 months ago)

• 1. Hannah: Daddy?
  2. Jacob: Please, stop calling him that.
  From Crazy, Stupid, Love.. Submitted by Augusta M (5 months ago)

• 1. Jacob: You know at the end of the film, where Patrick Swayze lifts the girl up in the air? I put that song on, the women jump into my arms and then they want to have sex with me.
  2. Hannah: It's not going to work on me.
  From Crazy, Stupid, Love.. Submitted by Augusta M (5 months ago)

• 1. Gwen Stacy: How did you get up here?
  2. Peter Parker/Spider-Man: The fire escape.
  3. Gwen Stacy: That's twenty stories.
  4. Peter Parker/Spider-Man: Your doorman's intimidating.
  From The Amazing Spider-Man. Submitted by Carlo Roy R (5 months ago)

• 1. Peter Parker/Spider-Man: I've got to stop him, because I created him.
  2. Gwen Stacy: That's not your job...
  3. Peter Parker/Spider-Man: Maybe it is.
  From The Amazing Spider-Man. Submitted by Carlo Roy R (5 months ago)

• 1. Gwen Stacy: Don't get me into trouble. Do NOT touch anything!
  From The Amazing Spider-Man. Submitted by Carlo Roy R (5 months ago)

• 1. Peter Parker/Spider-Man: No. No. No. Connors is on the way. He's coming to you right now, he wants the dispersant device, he's gonna infect the whole city!
  2. Gwen Stacy: There's 8 minutes left.
  3. Peter Parker/Spider-Man: You're gonna wait there for 8 minutes after what I've just told you? You leave right now, that is an order.
  4. Gwen Stacy: I need to get everybody out.
  From The Amazing Spider-Man. Submitted by Billy S (5 months ago)

• 1. Hilly Holbrook: That's why I'vr drafted the Home Health Sanitation Initiative.
  2. Skeeter Phelan: The what?
  3. Johnny Foote: A disease-preventative bill that requires every white home to have a separate bathroom for the coloured help. It's been endorsed by the White Citizens' Council.
  4. Skeeter Phelan: Maybe we should just build you a bathroom outside, Hilly.
  From The Help. Submitted by John Paul G (6 months ago)

• 1. Skeeter Phelan: I got a job today.
  2. Charlotte Phelan: Where?
  3. Skeeter Phelan: The Jackson Journal.
  4. Charlotte Phelan: Great. You can write my obituary! 'Charlotte Phelan, dead. Her daughter still single!'
  From The Help. Submitted by John Paul G (6 months ago)

• 1. Hilly Holbrook: That's why I've drafted the Home Help Sanitation Initiative.
  2. Skeeter Phelan: The what?
  3. Hilly Holbrook: A disease-preventative bill that requires every white home to have a separated bathroom for the colored help. It's been endorsed by the White Citizen's Council.
  4. Skeeter Phelan: Maybe we just build you a bathroom outside, Hilly.
  From The Help. Submitted by John Paul G (6 months ago)

• 1. Hannah: I love curling up with a rich cup of coffee. What? You think coffee and sleep don't mix? Well they do if it's high point... its decaffeinated! And the flavor is MARVOLOUS!
  From Crazy, Stupid, Love.. Submitted by Karina P (6 months ago)

• 1. Skeeter Phelan: I'm sorry, but were you dropping your head as an infant or were you just born stupid?
  From The Help. Submitted by Shareena A (6 months ago)

• 1. Gwen Stacy: Easy there bugboy.
  2. Peter Parker/Spider-Man: What did you call me?
  From The Amazing Spider-Man. Submitted by Harmehar K (8 months ago)

• 1. Gwen Stacy: So what's next Spider-Man?
  From The Amazing Spider-Man. Submitted by Aryan A (9 months ago)

• 1. Olive Penderghast: So it was time to put an end to this once and for all by telling my side of the story. And that's why I decided to do this webcast. So here we go. Part Five: Not with a fizzle, but with a bang.
  From Easy A. Submitted by Milly B (9 months ago)

• 1. Olive Penderghast: Forgive me, father, for I have sinned. I think that's how you're supposed to start these things.I'm only going on what I've seen in the movies. Where do I even start? I've been pretending to be a - how would one phrase it in Catholic words? A harlot. It's not like I've actually been doing the things that people are saying I'm doing, but - then again - I'm not denying them, so I've just been wondering: is that wrong? It was just that a lot of people had been asking me to do things and I thought it was okay, because it wasn't real. It was make-believe and no one was getting hurt. But a lot of people hate me now. [Tearing up] I kind of hate me, too. I could be wrong, but aren't you supposed to say something or ask mequestions. Tell me to say 'Hail Marys'? Hello?
  From Easy A. Submitted by Milly B (9 months ago)

• 1. Olive Penderghast: Ironically, we were studying "The Scarlet Letter", but isn't that always the way? The books you read in class always seems to have a strong connection with whatever angsty adolescent drama is being recounted. I consider this. Except for 'Huckleberry Finn', 'cause I don't know any teenage boys who have ever run away with a big, hulking black guy.
  From Easy A. Submitted by Milly B (9 months ago)

• 1. Olive Penderghast: I started piling on lie after lie. It was like setting up Jenga.
  From Easy A. Submitted by Milly B (9 months ago)

• 1. Olive Penderghast: Let me just begin by saying that there are two sides to every story. This is my side, the right one.
  From Easy A. Submitted by Milly B (9 months ago)

• 1. Rosemary: Not to mention how have you been dressing this past few day. No judgement, but you kind of look like striper.
  2. Olive Penderghast: Mom!
  3. Dill: A high-end stripper, for governors or athletes.
  From Easy A. Submitted by Milly B (9 months ago)

• 1. Olive Penderghast: Welcome. This is where the magic happens. And as we all know, by 'magic' I mean 'nothing.'
  From Easy A. Submitted by Milly B (9 months ago)

• 1. Woodchuck Todd: Hey Olive! You left your glass slipper at the party the other night.
  2. Olive Penderghast: Yea and I got pumpkin all over my dress too. C'est La Vie.
  3. Woodchuck Todd: La Vie.
  4. Olive Penderghast: Nice! Solid joke.
  From Easy A. Submitted by Milly B (9 months ago)

• 1. Woodchuck Todd: Screw all these people, Olive!
  2. Olive Penderghast: Haven't you heard? I already did.
  From Easy A. Submitted by Milly B (9 months ago)

• 1. Olive Penderghast: Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80's movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.
  From Easy A. Submitted by Milly B (9 months ago)

• 1. Olive Penderghast: Relax. Jesus. What is with you gays? Are you really that repulsed by lady parts? What do you think I have down there? A gnome?
  From Easy A. Submitted by Milly B (9 months ago)

• 1. Olive Penderghast: That's the one thing that trumps religion... capitalism.
  From Easy A. Submitted by Milly B (9 months ago)

• 1. Marianne: There's a higher power that will judge you for your indecency.
  2. Olive Penderghast: Tom Cruise?
  From Easy A. Submitted by Milly B (9 months ago)

• 1. Gwen Stacy: [to her father] I don't want cocoa. I got lots of homework. I'm having woman cramps.
  From The Amazing Spider-Man. Submitted by Palmer R (10 months ago)

• 1. Gwen Stacy: [opens the door to the hallway] No, Dad, I do not want cocoa. Honestly, I'm 17 years old.
  2. George Stacy: Okay, I just thought I remembered somebody saying last week that her fantasy was to live in a chocolate house.
  3. Gwen Stacy: Well, that's impractical! [she shuts the door, then reopens it] And fattening. [closes the door again]
  4. Peter Parker/Spider-Man: Chocolate house?
  From The Amazing Spider-Man. Submitted by Alyssa C (10 months ago)

• 1. Marianne: Perhaps you should sew an A on your wardrobe, you abominable twit.
  2. Olive Penderghast: Perhaps you should GET a wardrobe, you abominable twat.
  From Easy A. Submitted by Kyler C (10 months ago)

• 1. Olive Penderghast: Oooooh, BURN!
  From Easy A. Submitted by Ann K (10 months ago)

• 1. Gwen Stacy: Easy... bugboy.
  2. Peter Parker/Spider-Man: What did you just call me?
  From The Amazing Spider-Man. Submitted by Karen M (10 months ago)

• 1. Woodchuck Todd: Hey Olive.
  2. Olive Penderghast: Oh my God! The illusion is shattered! This is exactly why they put you in the gas chamber if you take your head off at Disney World.
  3. Woodchuck Todd: Actually I think they just, you know, they fire you. You're thinking of Disneyland. Disney World is much more liberal.
  4. Olive Penderghast: Oh yeah! I always forget Disney World went blue in the last election.
  From Easy A. Submitted by Adam K (10 months ago)

• 1. Ben Parker: She looks familiar. That's the girl on your computer! *to Gwen* He's got you on his computer. I'm his probation officer. *to Peter* Don't forget Aunt May. *exits*
  2. Peter Parker/Spider-Man: Heh... character, my uncle. He's a pathological liar, and he thought you were someone else.
  3. Gwen Stacy: Aww man, you don't have me on your computer?
  4. Peter Parker/Spider-Man: Well yeah. I mean, I took a photo of the debate team, and you're on the debate team. So... he must've seen me; I was touching up stuff.
  5. Gwen Stacy: *laughs* 'Touching up stuff?'
  6. Peter Parker/Spider-Man: I'm not gonna answer that!
  From The Amazing Spider-Man. Submitted by Jacob C (10 months ago)

• 1. Gwen Stacy: He's one of Midtown Science's best and brightest. He's second in his class.
  From The Amazing Spider-Man. Submitted by Udrayana P (10 months ago)

• 1. Peter Parker/Spider-Man: I'm gonna throw you out the window now.
  2. Gwen Stacy: What?!
  From The Amazing Spider-Man. Submitted by Brandi F (10 months ago)

• 1. Gwen Stacy: Oh I'm in trouble..
  From The Amazing Spider-Man. Submitted by Jordan B (10 months ago)

• 1. Gwen Stacy: How'd you get out there?
  2. Peter Parker/Spider-Man: Fire escape.
  3. Gwen Stacy: It's twenty stories.
  4. Peter Parker/Spider-Man: Your door man is intimidating.
  From The Amazing Spider-Man. Submitted by Israel L (10 months ago)

• 1. Olive Penderghast: If there's one thing worse than chlamydia, it's Florida.
  From Easy A. Submitted by Dana Z (10 months ago)

• 1. Gwen Stacy: My Dad has five hundred officers looking for you.
  2. Peter Parker/Spider-Man: Five hundred? That seems a bit excessive.
  From The Amazing Spider-Man. Submitted by Dan B (10 months ago)

• 1. Gwen Stacy: You're a wanted man, Peter Parker.
  From The Amazing Spider-Man. Submitted by Saira S (11 months ago)

• 1. Olive Penderghast: What better way to share my private thoughts than to broadcast them on the internet?
  From Easy A. Submitted by Isabella M (11 months ago)

• 1. Woodchuck Todd: You okay?
  2. Olive Penderghast: I'm awesome, I'm awesome.
  3. Woodchuck Todd: Screw all these people.
  4. Olive Penderghast: Haven't you heard? I already did.
  From Easy A. Submitted by Isabella M (11 months ago)

• 1. Olive Penderghast: I just have something in my eye. Like a twig, or a branch.
  From Easy A. Submitted by Isabella M (11 months ago)

• 1. Olive Penderghast: Oh my god! I'm not judging you or anything - but, oh my god!
  From Easy A. Submitted by Isabella M (11 months ago)

• 1. Captain Stacy: So,tell us a little bit about yourself Mr.Parker.
  2. Peter Parker/Spider-Man: Not much to tell really.
  3. Gwen Stacy: Peter lives with his aunt and uncle.
  From The Amazing Spider-Man. Submitted by ethan t (12 months ago)

• 1. Jean: I'd take me away from all this.
  2. Sgt. Jerry Wooters: No, mam. I was just hoping to take you to bed.
  3. Jean: He'd kill you if he finds out ya' know.
  From Gangster Squad. Submitted by Chris G (12 months ago)

• 1. Gwen Stacy: My Dad has five hundred officers looking for you.
  2. Peter Parker/Spider-Man: Five hundred? That seems a bit excessive.
  From The Amazing Spider-Man. Submitted by Jubab H (12 months ago)

• 1. Stuart Whitworth: I've never met a woman that says exactly what she's thinking.
  2. Skeeter Phelan: Well, I got plenty to say.
  From The Help. Submitted by Lucas G (13 months ago)

• 1. Dill: The family member of the week gets to pick the movie
  2. Olive Penderghast: You get family member of the week every week.
  3. Rosemary: And there's a reason for that.
  4. Olive Penderghast: Yeah, you pick family member of the week!
  5. Rosemary: Are you accusing me of nepotism?
  From Easy A. Submitted by Patrick B (13 months ago)

• 1. Rosemary: Olive, sweetie! There's a young manhere to see you. He said something about asking for your hand in marriage!
  2. Olive Penderghast: Oh happy day Mama! I thought I was going to have to spend my dowry on booze and pills to numb the loneliness. A gentleman caller!
  From Easy A. Submitted by Mary Kathryn P (13 months ago)

• 1. Gwen Stacy: Do not get me in trouble, don't touch anything!
  From The Amazing Spider-Man. Submitted by Michael Y (14 months ago)

• 1. Hannah: Seriously? It's like you're Photoshopped.
  From Crazy, Stupid, Love.. Submitted by Aeen G (14 months ago)

• 1. Gwen Stacy: Ah! I'm in trouble...
  From The Amazing Spider-Man. Submitted by Areeb K (14 months ago)

• 1. Robert "Fish" Fishman: 1991 called, they want their teen angst back.
  2. Amelia: They just called again, they want their joke back.
  From The Rocker. Submitted by Jiashu X (15 months ago)

• 1. Gwen Stacy: How'd you get out there?
  From The Amazing Spider-Man. Submitted by Rene T (15 months ago)

• 1. Columbus: Thank you Wichita, thanks Little Rock.
  2. Tallahassee: [takes gun from Little Rock and points it at her]
  3. Witchita: [stops car and points gun at Tallahassee]
  4. Tallahassee: [points gun at Wichita]
  5. Columbus: Oh, for fuck's sake, enough already! We're being chased by ravenous freaks, we don't have enough problems?! "They stole my Hummer. We have trust issues." We can't just fucking drive down the road playing I SPY or some shit like four normal-ass Americans?! Fuck me!!
  6. Tallahassee: Whoa.....
  7. Columbus: I know.
  From Zombieland. Submitted by Jakub L (15 months ago)

• 1. Stuart Whitworth: I've never met a woman that says exactly what she's thinking.
  2. Skeeter Phelan: Well, I got plenty to say.
  From The Help. Submitted by Lucas M (16 months ago)

• 1. Gwen Stacy: Do not get me into trouble, don't touch anything....
  From The Amazing Spider-Man. Submitted by Areeb K (16 months ago)

• 1. Hannah: Seriously? It's like you're photoshopped!
  From Crazy, Stupid, Love.. Submitted by Kristina V (16 months ago)

• 1. Kayla: John fucking Mayer!
  From Friends With Benefits. Submitted by Kerwin M (17 months ago)

• 1. Jacob Palmer: I work dirty dancing into the conversation.
  2. Hannah: That's the most rediculous thing I've ever heard.
  From Crazy, Stupid, Love.. Submitted by Senam N (17 months ago)

• 1. Woodchuck Todd: Screw all these people, Olive!
  2. Olive Penderghast: Haven't you heard? I already did.
  From Easy A. Submitted by Kasia P (17 months ago)

• 1. Olive Penderghast: I might even lose my virginity to him. I don't know when will it happen. You know, maybe in five minutes, or tonight, or sixth months from now, or maybe on the night of our wedding. But the really amazing this is, it is nobody's goddamn business.
  From Easy A. Submitted by Kasia P (17 months ago)

• 1. Hannah: I'm R-rated sexy.
  From Crazy, Stupid, Love.. Submitted by Tomas K (18 months ago)

• 1. Marianne: There's a higher power that will judge you for your indecency.
  2. Olive Penderghast: Tom Cruise?
  From Easy A. Submitted by Maria Y (18 months ago)

• 1. Woodchuck Todd: Screw all these people, Olive!
  2. Olive Penderghast: Haven't you heard? I already did.
  From Easy A. Submitted by Maria Y (18 months ago)

• 1. Olive Penderghast: Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80's movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.
  From Easy A. Submitted by Maria Y (18 months ago)

• 1. Olive Penderghast: Hi, I'm looking for the Bible.
  2. Clerk: Oh, that's in the best sellers... right next to Twilight.
  From Easy A. Submitted by Grace G (19 months ago)

• 1. Skeeter Phelan: What changed your mind?
  From The Help. Submitted by Alyssa B (19 months ago)

• 1. Olive Penderghast: I might even lose my virginity to him. I don't know when will it happen. You know, maybe in five minutes, or tonight, or sixth months from now, or maybe on the night of our wedding. But the really amazing this is, it is nobody's goddamn business.
  From Easy A. Submitted by Hanna K (19 months ago)

• 1. Olive Penderghast: [sobbing] I'm awesome, A is for Awesome.
  From Easy A. Submitted by Hanna K (19 months ago)

• 1. Little Rock: So do you have any regrets?
  2. Himself: 'Garfield', maybe.
  From Zombieland. Submitted by Andrew M (20 months ago)

• 1. Skeeter Phelan: I got a job today.
  From The Help. Submitted by Alyssa B (20 months ago)

• 1. Skeeter: Well, I do my homework.
  From The Help. Submitted by Tracy M (20 months ago)

• 1. Olive Penderghast: So they got Rhiannon. Never under estimate the power of extremists like Marianne.
  From Easy A. Submitted by James W (20 months ago)

• 1. Witchita: You know between you, me and What About Bob? You're actually kinda cute.
  2. Columbus: You think so?
  3. Witchita: Yeah. I mean you got the guts of a guppy, but I could hit that.
  4. Columbus: Really?
  5. Witchita: Or at least give you the intentional walk to first.
  From Zombieland. Submitted by Jeff L (21 months ago)

• 1. Woodchuck Todd: Screw all these people, Olive.
  2. Olive Penderghast: Haven't you heard? I already did.
  From Easy A. Submitted by Halle S (21 months ago)

• 1. Olive Penderghast: That's the one thing that trumps religion... capitalism.
  From Easy A. Submitted by Halle S (21 months ago)

• 1. Marianne: There's a higher power that will judge you for your indecency.
  2. Olive Penderghast: Tom Cruise?
  From Easy A. Submitted by Halle S (21 months ago)

• 1. Witchita: We better start working on our apology.
  From Zombieland. Submitted by Georgia M (21 months ago)

• 1. Hannah: Take off your shirt.
  2. Jacob Palmer: Why?
  3. Hannah: Will you just take off your shirt?
  4. Jacob Palmer: [removes his shirt]
  5. Hannah: Seriously? It's like you're photoshopped!
  From Crazy, Stupid, Love.. Submitted by Sydnee B (21 months ago)

• 1. Hannah: Seriously!? It's like you're photoshopped!
  From Crazy, Stupid, Love.. Submitted by Milly B (21 months ago)

• 1. Marianne: Looks like someone's on a downward spiral. [stapling papers]
  2. Olive Penderghast: Looks like someone's practicing the mundane activity she'll be saddled with the rest of her pathetic life.
  From Easy A. Submitted by Timmy C (22 months ago)

• 1. Skeeter: You said to write about what disturbs me, particularly if it bothers no one else.
  From The Help. Submitted by Chris P (22 months ago)

• 1. Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours.
  2. Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock.
  From Superbad. Submitted by Kerby H (22 months ago)

• 1. Rhiannon: You're being pretty cavalier about this. Aren't you supposed to be eternally in love with him and shit?
  2. Olive Penderghast: Yes. I believe so, if I was the Gossip Girl in Sweet Valley of the Traveling Pants.
  From Easy A. Submitted by Mary D (22 months ago)

• 1. Olive Penderghast: Oh happy day mama! Oh I thought I was gonna have to spend my dowry on booze and pills to numb the loneliness! A gentleman caller. Hooray!
  From Easy A. Submitted by Ally H (23 months ago)

• 1. Olive Penderghast: Ironically, we were studying 'The Scarlet Letter'. Now isn't that always the way. The books you read in class always seem to have some strong connection with whatever anxie-adolecent drama is going on. Except for Huckleberry Finn. 'Caus i don't know any teenage boy who ever runaway with a big hawking blackeye.
  From Easy A. Submitted by Mikey W (24 months ago)

• 1. Nina: Perhaps you should embroider a red "A" on your wardrobe, you abominable tramp.
  2. Olive Penderghast: Perhaps you should get a wardrobe you abominable twat.
  From Easy A. Submitted by Peach C (2 years ago)

• 1. Rhiannon: I liked Todd much better when he was topless...
  2. Olive Penderghast: Yeah, but even dressed as a woodchuck I still fantasise about him
  From Easy A. Submitted by Sarah J (2 years ago)

• 1. Olive Penderghast: If he's soooo smart, why is your boyfriend 22 years old and still in high school?
  2. Marianne: Because, Olive, it's his choice.
  3. Olive Penderghast: Oh really? His choice? He just *wants* to be repeating his senior year for the fourth time because he can't pass a single test?
  4. Marianne: No, Silly, (points upward) His. His with a capital H, if the good lord wanted Micah to graduate, He would have given him the right answers.
  5. Olive Penderghast: (laughs) I'm sorry. but i mean really you gotta be shittin' me woman!
  From Easy A. Submitted by Amanda S (2 years ago)

• 1. Rosemary: I had a similar situation when I was your age. I had a terrible reputation.
  2. Olive Penderghast: Why?
  3. Rosemary: Because I slept with a whole bunch of people.....Mostly guys.
  4. Olive Penderghast: MOM!!
  From Easy A. Submitted by Amanda S (2 years ago)

• 1. Brandon: Do you want to go out with me?
  2. Olive Penderghast: Brandon...just a couple of hours ago you told me you were gay.
  3. Brandon: You said I should pretend to be straight.
  4. Olive Penderghast: I didn't mean with me!!
  5. Brandon: I am tormented everyday at school. Just one good imaginary fling.
  From Easy A. Submitted by Amanda S (2 years ago)

• 1. Marianne: There's a higher power that will judge you for your indecencies.
  2. Olive Penderghast: Tom Cruise?
  From Easy A. Submitted by Amanda S (2 years ago)

• 1. Witchita: You did all this for a twinkie?
  From Zombieland. Submitted by Seth S (2 years ago)