Birthday:
Mar 31, 1971
Birthplace:
Crieff, Scotland

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Ewan McGregor Biography

Ewan McGregor rocketed to fame over a short period of time, thanks to a brilliant turn as a heroin addict in Trainspotting and the good fortune of being selected by George Lucas and co. to portray the young Obi-Wan Kenobi in the Star Wars prequel Star Wars: Episode I -- The Phantom Menace. Because Menace arrived amid concomitant fanfare and massive prerelease expectations in early summer 1999, McGregor's appearance in the new trilogy drew a whirlwind of media attention and elicited a series of roles in additional box-office blockbusters, launching the then 28-year-old actor into megastardom. Born on March 31, 1971, in the Scottish town of Crieff, on the southern edge of the Highlands, McGregor joined the Perth Repertory Theatre after high school graduation and subsequently trained at the Guildhall School of Music and Drama. His studies at Guildhall led to a key role in Dennis Potter's 1993 Lipstick on Your Collar, a made-for-television musical comedy set during the Suez Crisis. That same year, McGregor received first billing in the British television miniseries Scarlet & Black, an adaptation of Henri Beyle Stendhal's 1830 period novel about a young social climber in post-Napoleonic, late 19th century Europe. McGregor made a well-pedigreed cinematic debut, with a bit part in Bill Forsyth's episodic American drama Being Human (1993), starring Robin Williams. The picture, however, undeservedly flopped and closed almost as soon as it opened, rendering McGregor's contribution ineffectual. The actor continued to turn up on television on both sides of the Atlantic until late 1996; some of his more notable work during this period includes his turn as a beleaguered gunman in an episode of ER and the Cold War episode of Tales From the Crypt, in which he plays a vampiric thief. McGregor landed his cinematic breakthrough role with Danny Boyle's noirish, heavily stylized Shallow Grave (1994). In that film, he essays the role of Alex, a journalist who finds himself in a horrendous position after a murder. He appeared in Carl Prechezer's little-seen British surfing parable Blue Juice (1995) and Peter Greenaway's The Pillow Book (1996) before losing almost 30 pounds and shaving his head for his turn as heroin addict Mark Renton in Trainspotting, his sophomore collaboration with Danny Boyle, which gained the attention of critics and audiences worldwide. McGregor then took a 180-degree turn (and projected unflagging versatility) by portraying Frank Churchill in the elegant historical comedy Emma (1996).McGregor continued to work at an impressive pace after Emma, with appearances in Brassed Off (1996), Nightwatch (1998), The Serpent's Kiss (1997), and yet another project with Danny Boyle, the 1997 fantasy A Life Less Ordinary. (The latter film concludes on a raffish note, with an animated puppet of Ewan McGregor dressed in a kilt that bears the McGregor family tartan). In 1998, the actor signed to appear in the Star Wars prequels. (Lucas' decision to hire McGregor for Obi-Wan in the Star Wars prequels was hardly capricious; his uncle, Denis Lawson, had appeared as Wedge Antilles, decades earlier, in the original three installments of the series.) That same year, McGregor contributed a fine performance to Todd Haynes' Velvet Goldmine, with his portrayal of an iconoclastic, Iggy Pop-like singer during the 1970s glam rock era.As the new millennium dawned, McGregor had a full slate of projects before him, including several for his own production shingle, Natural Nylon, co-founded by McGregor and fellow actors Jude Law, Sean Pertwee, Sadie Frost, and fellow Trainspotter Jonny Lee Miller. Pat Murphy's biopic Nora (2000, co-produced by Wim Wenders' banner Road Movies Filmproduktion and by Metropolitan pictures), represented one of the first films to emerge from this production house. As a dramatization of the real-life relationship between James Joyce and Nora Barnacle, Nora stars McGregor as Joyce and Susan Lynch as the eponymous Nora. The actor stayed in period costume for his other film that year, Baz Luhrmann's Moulin Rouge. Set in 1899 Paris, it stars McGregor as a young poet who becomes enmeshed in the city's sex, drugs, and cancan scene and embarks on a tumultuous relationship with a courtesan (Nicole Kidman). Following a turn in Black Hawk Down (2001), McGregor reprised his role as a young Obi-Wan Kenobi in the eagerly anticipated Star Wars: Episode II -- Attack of the Clones. 2003 saw McGregor taking advantage of an odd quirk. Years prior, a magazine had commented on the uncanny resemblance between the young Scotch actor and the legendary Albert Finney as a young man. In dire need of a twenty- or thirty-something to portray Finney's younger self for his fantasy Big Fish, Tim Burton cast McGregor in the role; he fit the bill with something close to utter perfection. In that same year's erotic drama Young Adam (directed by David Mackenzie and originally screened at the 2003 Cannes Film Festival), McGregor plays one of two barge workers unlucky enough to dredge up the nearly naked corpse of a young woman. The young actor also starred alongside Renée Zellweger, who, fresh from the success of Chicago, played the unlikely love interest of McGregor's preening, sexist Catcher Block in Down With Love, director Peyton Reed's homage to '60s romantic comedies. McGregor returned to the role of Obie-Wan Kenobi once again in 2005 for Star Wars: Episode III -- Revenge of the Sith, the final film in George Lucas' epic saga. That same year, he lent his voice to the computer-animated family film Robots and starred opposite Scarlett Johansson in Michael Bay's big-budget sci-fi actioner The Island. He also secured the lead role of Sam Foster, a psychiatrist attempting to locate a suicidal patient, in Finding Neverland director Marc Forster's follow-up to that earlier hit, the mindbender Stay. Though that picture died a quick death at the box office, McGregor returned the following year as Ian Rider, a secret agent whose assassination sparks the adventure of a lifetime for his young nephew, in Geoffrey Sax's Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker. The film only had a limited run in the U.S., and was panned by critics.In late 2006, McGregor once again demonstrated his crossover appeal with turns in two much artier films: Scenes of a Sexual Nature and Miss Potter. The former -- Ed Blum's directorial debut, from a script by Aschlin Ditta -- is an ensemble piece about the illusions and realities in the relationships of seven British couples over the course of an afternoon on Hampstead Heath. The latter -- director Chris Noonan's long-awaited follow-up to his 1995 hit Babe -- is a biopic on the life of the much-loved children's author Beatrix Potter (played by Renée Zellweger). McGregor portrays Norman, her editor and paramour.McGregor was next cast in Marcel Langenegger's 2007 thriller The Tourist as Jonathan, an accountant who meets his dream girl at a local strip club but immediately becomes the prime suspect when the woman vanishes, and is accused of a multimillion-dollar theft. Over the coming years, McGregor would appear in a number of successful films, like Incendiary, Cassandra's Dream, I Love You, Phillip Morris, Amelia, Beginners, and Haywire.McGregor married French-born production designer Eve Mavrakis in 1995, with whom he has three children. ~ Steven E. McDonald, Rovi

Ewan McGregor Trivia

Is good friends with actor Hugh Dancy, his co-star in "Black Hawk Down".
- submitted by Lindsay Elizabeth M (2 years ago)
Was one of the actors considered to play James Bond in "Casino Royale".
- submitted by Lindsay Elizabeth M (2 years ago)

Quotes from Ewan McGregor's Characters

    1. Young Oliver: This music's old.
    2. Georgia: It's black, black music is the deepest cause they suffeIn my next life I'm gonna marry a good hot blooded Jew - someone full of emotion. red the most, them and the Jews.
    3. Oliver: I'm Jewish right?
    4. Georgia: You're a quarter, I'm a half, your father's none. He has the least emotions, You'll have more emotions than him, but I'll have the most emotions.
    From Beginners. Submitted by Victor M (21 days ago)
    1. Elliot: What was that?
    2. Oliver: Historical consciousness. You know, something bigger than myself.
    From Beginners. Submitted by Victor M (21 days ago)
    1. Elliot: I know! You're not very supportive.
    2. Oliver: Well, its just copying something someone did like 30 years ago in the Bronx.
    3. Elliot: Well yeah. I'm part of a tradition of civil disobedience, something bigger than myself.
    From Beginners. Submitted by Victor M (21 days ago)
    1. Oliver: Jesus, Liz. Another band that wants portraits.
    2. Liz: Well, at least it pays the rent.
    3. Oliver: You do something decent once, and that's all people ever want.
    From Beginners. Submitted by Victor M (21 days ago)
    1. Sick Boy: All I'm trying to do is help you understand that The Name of the Rose is merely a blip on an otherwise uninterrupted downward trajectory.
    2. Mark Renton: What about The Untouchables?
    3. Sick Boy: I don't rate that at all.
    4. Mark Renton: Despite the Academy Award?
    5. Sick Boy: That means fuck all. The sympathy vote.
    From Trainspotting. Submitted by Sebastian C (2 months ago)
    1. Tom Lincoln: Lots and lots of sex.
    From The Island. Submitted by Tim L (2 months ago)
    1. King Brahmwell: So what did you find out there? Do these giants have any weaknesses?
    2. Elmont: Not many, no.
    From Jack the Giant Slayer. Submitted by Tracey M (2 months ago)
    1. Obi-Wan Kenobi: You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness! You were my brother Anakin! I loved you!
    1. Mark Renton: Straight away he clocked us for what we were. Small-time wasters with an accidental big deal.
    From Trainspotting. Submitted by Ann A (2 months ago)
    1. Mark Renton: Sick Boy is seriously lacking in moral fiber.
    2. Dealer: But he knows a lot about Sean Connery.
    3. Mark Renton: That's hardly a substitute.
    From Trainspotting. Submitted by Ann A (2 months ago)
    1. Henry: Not again! We left the alarm on didn't we?
    From The Impossible. Submitted by Elise T (4 months ago)
    1. Gloria: Do you want to come up for a coffee?
    2. Andy: I don't drink coffee.
    3. Gloria: I haven't got any.
    From Brassed Off. Submitted by Frances H (4 months ago)
    1. Henry: I will find them, I'll promise you that.
    From The Impossible. Submitted by Chris P (5 months ago)
    1. Mark Renton: : It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference.
    From Trainspotting. Submitted by Milena K (5 months ago)
    1. Mark Renton: It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference.
    From Trainspotting. Submitted by Milena K (5 months ago)
    1. Anna: But now I'm always in a new apartment or in another hotel somewhere.
    2. Oliver: How do you keep hold of friends? Or boyfriends?
    3. Anna: Makes it very easy to end up alone. To leave people.
    4. Oliver: You can stay in the same place and still find ways to leave people.
    From Beginners. Submitted by Nikoleta P (5 months ago)
    1. Christian: Luckily! An unconscious Argentinean fell through my roof... He was quickly joined by a dwarf dressed as a nun.
    From Moulin Rouge!. Submitted by Hillary W (6 months ago)
    1. Obi-Wan Kenobi: You have allowed this dark lord to twist your mind, until now... until now you've become the very thing you swore to destroy.
    2. Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: Don't lecture me, Obi-Wan! I see through the lies of the Jedi. I do not fear the dark side as you do. I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new Empire.
    3. Obi-Wan Kenobi: Your new empire?
    4. Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: Don't make me kill you.
    5. Obi-Wan Kenobi: Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!
    6. Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: If you're not with me, then you're my enemy.
    7. Obi-Wan Kenobi: Only a Sith deals in absolutes. I will do what I must.
    8. Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: You will try.
    1. Dr. Alfred Jones: For future reference, I have a 32 inch waist line, Ms. Chetwode-Talbot. Not a 34. No pies for me.
    From Salmon Fishing in the Yemen. Submitted by Christian B (7 months ago)
    1. Satine: You've got to go on, Christian.
    2. Christian: Can't go on without you, though.
    From Moulin Rouge!. Submitted by Christian B (7 months ago)
    1. Christian: You'll be alright. You'll be alright. I know you'll be alright.
    From Moulin Rouge!. Submitted by Christian B (7 months ago)
    1. Christian: I wanted to shut out what Toulouse had said, but he filled me with such doubt. So I returned to the Moulin Rouge one last time.
    From Moulin Rouge!. Submitted by Christian B (7 months ago)
    1. Curt Wild: The world has changed because you are made of ivory and gold. The curves of your lips rewrite history.
    From Velvet Goldmine. Submitted by Christian B (7 months ago)
    1. Mark Renton: Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
    From Trainspotting. Submitted by Lucas M (7 months ago)
    1. Mark Renton: 1,000 years from now there will be no guys and no girls, just wankers. Sounds great to me.
    From Trainspotting. Submitted by Lucas M (7 months ago)
    1. Mark Renton: We would have injected vitamin C if only they had made it illegal!
    From Trainspotting. Submitted by Lucas M (7 months ago)
    1. Kenneth: You should not think of her as a woman. That would be a mistake.
    From Haywire. Submitted by 'Sky W (7 months ago)
    1. Dr. Alfred Jones: Oh no, the Ministry of Defence don't like uncertainty, so if someone was dead, they'd just say dead.
    2. Harriet Chetwode-Talbot: Can you stop using that word?
    3. Dr. Alfred Jones: Sorry.
    From Salmon Fishing in the Yemen. Submitted by Augusta M (7 months ago)
    1. Obi-Wan Kenobi: You were the Chosen One! It was said you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness!
    2. Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: I hate you!
    3. Obi-Wan Kenobi: You were my brother, Anakin; I loved you.
    1. Obi-Wan Kenobi: I have failed you, Anakin; I have failed you.
    2. Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: I should've known the Jedi were plotting to take over!
    3. Obi-Wan Kenobi: Anakin, Chancellor Palpatine is evil!
    4. Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!
    5. Obi-Wan Kenobi: Well, then you are lost!
    1. Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: If you're not with me, then you're my enemy!
    2. Obi-Wan Kenobi: Only a Sith deals in absolutes; I will do what I must.
    3. Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: You will try.
    1. Anna: I'm going to have to kill you now.
    2. Oliver: And it was going so well.
    From Beginners. Submitted by Augusta M (8 months ago)
    1. Mr. Kane: She called to tell me she was going to Barcelona.
    2. Kenneth: What did she say?
    3. Mr. Kane: I'm going to Barcelona.
    From Haywire. Submitted by Wayne S (8 months ago)
    1. Dr. Alfred Jones: I don't know anyone who goes to church anymore.
    2. Harriet Chetwode-Talbot: Hmm, I don't think I do either.
    3. Dr. Alfred Jones: On Sunday, we go to Target.
    From Salmon Fishing in the Yemen. Submitted by Abi M (9 months ago)
    1. Sheikh Muhammed: You're not a religious man?
    2. Dr. Alfred Jones: No. No, I'm not.
    3. Sheikh Muhammed: But you're a fisherman, Dr. Jones.
    4. Dr. Alfred Jones: I'm sorry, I don't follow.
    5. Sheikh Muhammed: How many hours do you fish before you catch something? Dozens?
    6. Dr. Alfred Jones: Gosh, hundreds sometimes.
    7. Sheikh Muhammed: Is that a good use of your time for a facts-and-figures man? But you persist in the wind and the rain and the cold with such poor odds of success. Why? Because you're a man of faith, Dr. Alfred.
    From Salmon Fishing in the Yemen. Submitted by Jayathra L (9 months ago)
    1. Christian: The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.
    From Moulin Rouge!. Submitted by Anna C (9 months ago)
    1. Rodney Copperbottom: How many are left?
    2. Fender: Let me check... [goes to window, only to find a huge lot of robots waiting to be repaired] Heh. A few.
    3. Rodney Copperbottom: A FEW?!
    From Robots. Submitted by Cameron D (9 months ago)
    1. Mace Windu: I'm going to end this once and for all!
    2. Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: You can't. he must stand trail.
    3. Mace Windu: He has control over the senate and the corurts he's too dangerous to be left alive.
    4. Supreme Chancellor Palpatine / Darth Sidious: I'm to weak oh don't kill me please.
    5. Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: It's not the jedi way he must live.
    6. Supreme Chancellor Palpatine / Darth Sidious: Please don't.
    7. Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: I need him!
    8. Supreme Chancellor Palpatine / Darth Sidious: Please no.
    9. Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: Nooo! [cuts off mace windu's hand]
    10. Mace Windu: Ahhhhhh!
    11. Supreme Chancellor Palpatine / Darth Sidious: POWER!
    12. Obi-Wan Kenobi: ULDLIMATE POWER!
    1. Dr. Alfred Jones: It's theoretically possible in the same way as a manned mission to Mars is theoretically possible.
    From Salmon Fishing in the Yemen. Submitted by Thilina M (10 months ago)
    1. Dr. Alfred Jones: It's theoretically possible in the same way as a manned mission to Mars is theoretically possible.
    From Salmon Fishing in the Yemen. Submitted by Thilina M (10 months ago)
    1. Sam Foster: Bad art is more tragically beautiful than good art because it documents human failure.
    From Stay. Submitted by Miles C (10 months ago)
    1. Paul: I'm assuming the motive of everyone involved is strictly professional.
    2. Kenneth: Paul, the motive is money. The motive is always money...
    From Haywire. Submitted by Tysha L (10 months ago)
    1. Dr. Alfred Jones: I love her.
    2. Capt. Robert Mayers: Does she love you?
    3. Dr. Alfred Jones: I don't know now. Yesterday, you weren't alive.
    4. Capt. Robert Mayers: Well, I apologize for not being dead in a ditch.
    5. Dr. Alfred Jones: I don't think I can accept your apology.
    6. Capt. Robert Mayers: Is that a joke?
    7. Dr. Alfred Jones: Yes, yes, sort of. I'm not... I've never been very good at jokes.
    From Salmon Fishing in the Yemen. Submitted by Dennis L (10 months ago)
    1. Sheikh Muhammed: You think I'm mad?
    2. Dr. Alfred Jones: No, Your Excellency, I-
    3. Sheikh Muhammed: Of course you do. I would question your judgement if you did not.
    From Salmon Fishing in the Yemen. Submitted by Christian B (10 months ago)
    1. Alex Law: Tell me Cameron. Just tell me because I'd like to know. What makes you think that we would want to share an apartment with someone like you?
    From Shallow Grave. Submitted by Christian B (10 months ago)
    1. Catcher Block: You see Lola shakes her maracas, and Rosa bounces her bongos, while Nina is all hands-120 words per minute.
    From Down with Love. Submitted by Christian B (10 months ago)
    1. Screecher: ENKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! ENKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
    2. Steven Russell: What the hell is that?
    3. Phillip Morris: Oh that is the Screecher next door. He does that all night. I swear to God, I don't get any sleep ever. Drives me fucking crazy.
    From I Love You Phillip Morris. Submitted by Christian B (10 months ago)
    1. Phillip Morris: Steven! Steven!
    2. Steven Russell: What the hell are you doing?
    3. Phillip Morris: I LOVE YOU!
    4. Phillip Morris: I love you too! We'll be together soon! I promise, I promise! I LOVE YOU PHILLIP MORRIS!
    From I Love You Phillip Morris. Submitted by Christian B (10 months ago)
    1. Catcher Block: What is it about the workplace that women just can't seem to handle?
    From Down with Love. Submitted by Christian B (10 months ago)
    1. Martin Bells: All I have to do is sit on my ass and read a book!
    From Nightwatch. Submitted by Christian B (10 months ago)
    1. Steven Russell: I'm gonna take care of everything.
    2. Phillip Morris: *sigh*
    3. Phillip Morris: Enough romance, let's fuck!
    From I Love You Phillip Morris. Submitted by Christian B (10 months ago)
    1. Steven Russell: My name's Steven Russell.
    2. Phillip Morris: Well, nice to meet you Steven Russell. My name is Phillip Morris.
    From I Love You Phillip Morris. Submitted by Christian B (10 months ago)
    1. Protection Officer No. 2: Morning, sir. Finished for the night, have we?
    2. The Ghost: Why don't you just piss off?
    From The Ghost Writer. Submitted by Christian B (10 months ago)
    1. Christian: All night, the penniless sitar player had waited. And now, for the first time, he had felt the cold stab of jealousy.
    From Moulin Rouge!. Submitted by Christian B (10 months ago)
    1. Fender: I'm Fender. It used to be bumper, but we had to change it when we moved into the country.
    2. Rodney Copperbottom: Copperbottom, Rodney Copperbottom.
    3. Fender: [speaking in French American accent] Riddle me this, why did I meet you among the garbage?
    From Robots. Submitted by Cameron D (11 months ago)
    1. Rodney Copperbottom: I don't want any pictures!
    2. Fender: That's okay there is no film in the camera.
    From Robots. Submitted by Danny F (11 months ago)
    1. Ed Bloom (Young): [in line at the robbery bank] Norther, what are you doin' in here.
    2. Norther Winslow: I'm robbin' this place.
    From Big Fish. Submitted by Alyssa B (11 months ago)
    1. Karl the Giant: I don't want to eat you. I just get so hungry. I'm just too big.
    2. Ed Bloom (Young): Has it ever occurred to you that maybe you're not too big? That maybe this place is just too small?
    From Big Fish. Submitted by Panos M (12 months ago)
    1. Mark Renton: I fantasize about a massive pristine convenience. Brilliant gold taps, virginal white marble, a seat carved from ebony, a cistern full of Chanel no.5, and a flunky handing me pieces of raw silk toilet roll. But under the circumstances I'll settle for anywhere.
    From Trainspotting. Submitted by Jake M (12 months ago)
    1. Father: What the hell do you need a boat for? And how are you gonna pay for it?
    2. Ian: It's secondhand.
    3. Father: So you're buying someone else's headaches.
    From Cassandra's Dream. Submitted by Ehsan T (12 months ago)
    1. General Grievous (Voice): Back away! I will deal with this Jedi swine myself!
    2. Obi-Wan Kenobi: You're move.
    3. General Grievous (Voice): You fool! I've been trained in your Jedi arts by Count Dooku!
    From Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith 3D. Submitted by Jed G (12 months ago)
    1. Obi-Wan Kenobi: You have allowed this Dark Lord to twist your mind, until now... until now you have become the very thing you swore to destroy.
    2. Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: Don't lecture me, Obi-Wan. I see through the lies of the Jedi! I do not fear the dark side as you do. I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire!
    3. Obi-Wan Kenobi: You're new empire?!
    4. Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: Don't make me kill you.
    5. Obi-Wan Kenobi: Anakin, my allegiance is to the republic! To democracy!
    6. Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: If you're not with me, than you're my enemy!
    7. Obi-Wan Kenobi: Only a Sith deals an absolutism. I will do what I must.
    8. Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: You will try...
    From Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith 3D. Submitted by Jed G (12 months ago)
    1. Camerlengo: Mr Langdon. Would it surprise you that the suit fits you well?
    2. Robert Langdon: That would surprise the hell out of me.
    From Angels & Demons. Submitted by Javis C (12 months ago)
    1. Von Talon: Pipsqueak!
    2. Valiant: My name is not Pipsqueak! My name is VALIANT!
    From Valiant. Submitted by Christian B (12 months ago)
    1. Bob Wilton: I could hear the little man screaming inside me again. He was screaming like a little girl.
    2. Lyn Cassady: I mean, we (too) have kidnappers in America, always a few bad apples.
    From The Men Who Stare at Goats. Submitted by Preston S (13 months ago)
    1. Larry Hooper: I see a tin mug.
    2. Larry Hooper: No, its a man sitting in a chair [true, Lincoln's Monument]
    3. Bob Wilton: Only true human beings may carry the Eagle feather.
    4. Bob Wilton: As Bill said, the truth truely was with this one.
    5. Bob Wilton: Its been said he could do a tug of war with a dozen men and not move an inch.
    From The Men Who Stare at Goats. Submitted by Preston S (13 months ago)
    1. Bill Django: And remember, no solid food this week!
    2. Bill Django: Think cold, real cold. [as they walk on hot coals]
    3. Bob Wilton: They would be a force for good and peace.
    4. Bob Wilton: Then into the garden, a serpent did come.
    5. Bob Wilton: Right from the start, he [Larry] made himself unpopular from the start.
    From The Men Who Stare at Goats. Submitted by Preston S (13 months ago)
    1. Celine: How much are you asking for?
    2. Robert: Half a million.
    3. Celine: Half a million dollars is not a lot of money for a woman like me!
    4. Robert: I didn't mean it as a reflection of you as an individual!
    From A Life Less Ordinary. Submitted by Christian B (13 months ago)
    1. Bob Wilton: Mother Earth, you are my life support system. As a soldier, I must drink your blue water, live inside your red clay and eat your green skin. Help me to balance myself as you hold in balance the Earth, the sea and the space environments. Help me to open my heart, knowing the Universe will feed me. I pray my boots will always kiss your face my footsteps match my heartbeat. Carry my body through space and time. You are my connection the Universe and all that comes after. I am yours and you are mine. I salute you.
    From The Men Who Stare at Goats. Submitted by Christian B (13 months ago)
    1. Ruth Lang: I see you've taken out the Lang family tree [from the memoirs]. Adam's very proud of the Langs.
    2. The Ghost: You know, if you want a family tree, go to a garden center.
    From The Ghost Writer. Submitted by Christian B (13 months ago)
    1. The Ghost: Hey Rick. Now they want the book in two weeks instead of four. Thanks for getting me this job. Can't talk. Some peace protestors are trying to kill me!
    From The Ghost Writer. Submitted by Christian B (13 months ago)
    1. Frank Churchill: Is your horse just washing his feet or are there darker forces at work?
    2. Emma Woodhouse: The latter I'm afraid. Something has happened to the wheel and I cannot move.
    3. Frank Churchill: Well you'll just have to live here then. Bye-bye.
    From Emma. Submitted by Mary Kathryn P (13 months ago)
    1. Obi-Wan Kenobi: It's over Anakin, I have the high ground.
    2. Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: You over estimate my power.
    3. Obi-Wan Kenobi: Don't do it. [Anakin jumps and Obi-Wan cuts his legs and left hand off, Anakin falls and rolls to the lava's river shore]
    4. Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: Ah!
    5. Obi-Wan Kenobi: YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them, bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness.
    6. Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: I HATE YOU!
    7. Obi-Wan Kenobi: [he takes Anakin's lightsaber] You were my brother Anakin, I loved you.
    From Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith 3D. Submitted by Javis C (14 months ago)
    1. Count Dooku: Your swords please, gentlemen. Let's not make a mess of things in front of the Chancellor.
    2. Obi-Wan Kenobi: You won't get away this time, Dooku!
    3. Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: My powers have doubled since the last time we fought, Dooku!
    4. Count Dooku: Good! Twice the pride, double the fall!
    1. The Ghost: Why he keeps on calling me 'man'?
    2. Amelia Bly: Oh, he [Adam Lang] does this when he can't remember someone's name.
    From The Ghost Writer. Submitted by Vesselinka S (14 months ago)
    1. Capt. Robert Mayers: Well, I apologize for not being dead in a ditch.
    2. Dr. Alfred Jones: Apology not accepted.
    From Salmon Fishing in the Yemen. Submitted by J P (14 months ago)
    1. Obi-Wan Kenobi: I have failed you Anakin... I have failed you.
    2. Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: ! should have known the Jedi were plotting to take over.
    3. Obi-Wan Kenobi: Anakin! Chancellor Palpatine is evil!
    4. Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: By my point of view the Jedi are evil!
    5. Obi-Wan Kenobi: Well then you are lost!
    From Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith 3D. Submitted by Scott W (15 months ago)
    1. Michael: What do you do... when you're not eating?
    From Perfect Sense. Submitted by Chris P (15 months ago)
    1. Ed Bloom (Young): They say when you meet the love of your life, time stops, and that's true. What they don't tell you is that when it starts again, it moves extra fast to catch up.
    From Big Fish. Submitted by Enrica C (16 months ago)
    1. Kenneth: You shouldn't think of her as being a woman. That would be your first mistake.
    From Haywire. Submitted by Rustyn S (16 months ago)
    1. Mark Renton: One thousand years from now there'll be no guys and no girls, just wankers. Sounds great to me.
    From Trainspotting. Submitted by Nastassia J (16 months ago)
    1. Mark Renton: There was no such thing as society and if even there was I most certainly had nothing to do with it.
    From Trainspotting. Submitted by Nastassia J (16 months ago)
    1. The Ghost: It's my first time in a private jet.
    2. Amelia Bly: Let's hope it's not your last.
    From The Ghost Writer. Submitted by Melisa E (16 months ago)
    1. Sam Foster: If this is a dream, the whole world is inside it.
    From Stay. Submitted by Dipta C (17 months ago)
    1. Mark Renton: It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low, the scum of the fucking earth, the most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the English, I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. We can't even find a decent culture to be colonized by. We are ruled by effete arseholes. It's a shite state of affairs to be in, Tommy! And all the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference!
    From Trainspotting. Submitted by Alejandro O (17 months ago)
    1. Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: This is the end for you, my master.
    2. Obi-Wan Kenobi: [fights with Anakin and then jumps to a hill]
    3. Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: You underestimate my power!
    4. Obi-Wan Kenobi: Don't try it!
    5. Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: [jumps] Ahhhrrrrggggg!
    6. Obi-Wan Kenobi: [slashes Vader's legs and right arm]
    7. Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: Arrrgggggggg.
    8. Obi-Wan Kenobi: You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to The Force! Not leave it in Darkness![Picks up lightsabers]
    9. Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: Arggg... I hate you! [starts to slip in the lava]
    10. Obi-Wan Kenobi: You were my brother Anakin!. I loved you!
    11. Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: [starts to burn up]
    12. Obi-Wan Kenobi: [looks at Anakin sadly and leaves]
    From Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith 3D. Submitted by Quote P (18 months ago)
    1. Mace Windu: [defending himself from the lighting power from Palpatine] Don't listen to him Anakin, AH!
    2. Supreme Chancellor Palpatine / Darth Sidious: Don't let him kill me. I can't hold it any longer. I'm too weak. [stops lighting to Mace Windu] Anakin. HELP ME! I can't hold it any longer.
    3. Mace Windu: I'm going to end this, once and for all.
    4. Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: You can't he must get trial.
    5. Mace Windu: He has control of the city and the court, he is too dangerous to be kept alive.
    6. Obi-Wan Kenobi: I'm too weak. Don't kill me please.
    7. Obi-Wan Kenobi: It's not the Jedi way, he must live. I need him. [Mace Windu tries to kill Palpatine] NO! [Anakin cuts off Mace Windu's right hand]
    From Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith 3D. Submitted by Javis C (18 months ago)
    1. Hal: Well let's say... let's say since you were little, and you've always dreamed of someday getting a lion. And you wait, and you wait, and you wait, and you wait and the lion doesn't come. Then along comes a giraffe. You can be alone, or you can be with the giraffe.
    2. Oliver: I'd wait for the lion.
    3. Hal: That's why I worry about you.
    From Beginners. Submitted by Roberta P (18 months ago)
    1. Anna: Why do you leave everyone? Why did you let me go?
    2. Oliver: Maybe because I don't really believe that it's going to work and then I make sure that it doesn't work.
    From Beginners. Submitted by Roberta P (18 months ago)
    1. Tom Lincoln: Don't shoot him, he is my clone!
    2. Lincoln Six Echo: I'm Tom Lincoln!
    3. Tom Lincoln: What? He's lying, I'm Tom Lincoln!
    From The Island. Submitted by Alejandro O (19 months ago)
    1. The Ghost: I've just been mugged.
    2. Rick Rickardelli: Shit! You all alright?
    From The Ghost Writer. Submitted by Christian B (19 months ago)
    1. Christian: I first came to Paris one year ago. It was 1899, the summer of love. I knew nothing of the Moulin Rouge, Harold Zidler or Satine. The world had been swept up in the Bohemian Revolution and I had travelled from London to be a part of it. On a hill near Paris, was the village of Montmatre. It was not what my father had said but the center of the Bohemian world. Musicians, painters, writers. They were known as the children of the revolution. Yes, I had come to live a penniless existence. I had come to write about truth, beauty, freedom and at which I believed above all things, love. But there was only one problem, I've never been in love!
    From Moulin Rouge!. Submitted by Christian B (19 months ago)
    1. Toulouse-Lautrec: The story is about...it's about...about
    2. Christian: It's about love!
    3. Duke of Worcester: Love?
    4. Christian: Love. Overcoming all obstacles.
    5. Toulouse-Lautrec: And it's set in Switzerland!
    6. Duke of Worcester: Switzerland?
    7. Zidler: It's not in Switzerland!
    8. Christian: INDIA! It's set in India! And there's this courtesan. The most beautiful courtesan in all the world. But her kingdom's been invaded by an evil mah rajah. And in order to save her kingdom, she must seduce the evil mah rajah. But on the night of the seduction, she mistakes a penniless... a penniless sitar player for the evil mah rajah. And she falls in love with him! He wasn't trying to trick her or anything. It's just that he was dressed as a mah rajah because he's appearing in a play.
    From Moulin Rouge!. Submitted by Christian B (19 months ago)
    1. Christian: Days turned into weeks. Weeks turned into months. And one not so very special day, I went to my typewriter,I sat down and I wrote our story. A story about a time. A story about a place. A story about the people. But above all things, a story about love. A love that will live forever. The end.
    From Moulin Rouge!. Submitted by Christian B (19 months ago)
    1. Christian: The hills are alive with the sound of music. With songs they have sung for a thousand years.
    From Moulin Rouge!. Submitted by Christian B (19 months ago)
    1. Christian: Love is a many splendored thing. Love lifts us up where we belong. All you need is love.
    From Moulin Rouge!. Submitted by Christian B (19 months ago)
    1. Christian: Silly of me, to think y-you could fall in love with someone like me.
    From Moulin Rouge!. Submitted by Christian B (19 months ago)
    1. Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: If you're not with me, then you're my enemy.
    2. Obi-Wan Kenobi: [realizing that Anakin is consumed by evil and there's no reasoning with him anymore] Only a Sith deals in absolutes. [draws his lightsaber]
    3. Obi-Wan Kenobi: I will do what I must.
    1. Oliver: You can't be ugly, except to people who don't understand.
    From Beginners. Submitted by Jean O (20 months ago)
    1. Ping: Who are you?
    2. Ed Bloom (Young): [In Cantonese] Please, I'm not going to hurt you.
    3. Ping: [In Cantonese] Damn right you're not! GUARD!
    From Big Fish. Submitted by Alyssa B (20 months ago)
    1. Ed Bloom (Young): Sandra Templeton, I love you and I WILL marry you.
    From Big Fish. Submitted by Alyssa B (20 months ago)
    1. Christian: This woman is yours now. I've paid my whore. I owe you nothing. And you are nothing to me. [crying slightly] Thank you for c-curing me of my r-ridiculous obsession with love!
    From Moulin Rouge!. Submitted by Jacob C (21 months ago)
    1. Christian: The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.
    From Moulin Rouge!. Submitted by Rachel B (23 months ago)
    1. Ping: Bob Hope?
    2. Ed Bloom (Young): Bigger.
    From Big Fish. Submitted by Diego T (23 months ago)
    1. Mark Renton: Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life. But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
    From Trainspotting. Submitted by Florian B (23 months ago)
    1. Christian: Then I'll write a song and we'll put it in the show and whenever you sing it or hear it. Or whistle or hum it then you'll know. It'll mean that we love one another.
    From Moulin Rouge!. Submitted by Lea L (24 months ago)
    1. Christian: The Moulin Rouge. A night club, a dance hall and a bordello. Ruled over by Harold Zidler. A kingdom of night time pleasures. Where the rich and powerful came to play with the young and beautiful creatures of the underworld. The most beautiful of these was the one I loved. Satine. A courtesan. She sold her love to men. They called her the 'Sparkling Diamond', and she was the star, of the Moulin rouge. The woman I loved is dead.
    From Moulin Rouge!. Submitted by Lea L (24 months ago)
    1. Christian: My gift is my song. And this one's for you. And You Can tell everybody That this is your song. It may be quite simple but now that it's done. I hope u don't mind I hope you don't mind that I put down in words. How wonderful life is now you're in the world.
    From Moulin Rouge!. Submitted by Lea L (24 months ago)
    1. Christian: Love is a many splendored thing. Love lifts us up where we belong. All you need is love!
    From Moulin Rouge!. Submitted by Lea L (24 months ago)
    1. Oliver: I let all of them fall apart.
    From Beginners. Submitted by Chris P (24 months ago)
    1. Ed Bloom (Young): Now I may not have much, but I have more determination then any man you're ever likely to meet.
    From Big Fish. Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)
    1. Mark Renton: Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
    From Trainspotting. Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)
    1. Mark Renton: 1,000 years from now there will be no guys and no girls, just wankers. Sounds great to me.
    From Trainspotting. Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)
    1. The Ghost: You wouldn't happen to know if there are any flights leaving the airport tonight, would you?
    From The Ghost Writer. Submitted by Chris P (2 years ago)
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