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Birthday:
Mar 21, 1958
Birthplace:
London, England

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Gary Oldman Biography

Whether playing a punk rocker, an assassin, a war vet, or a ghoul, Gary Oldman has consistently amazed viewers with his ability to completely disappear into his roles. Though capable of portraying almost any type of character, Oldman has put his stamp on those of the twisted villain/morally ambiguous weirdo variety, earning renown for his interpretations of the darker side of human nature.Born Leonard Gary Oldman in New Cross, South London, on March 21, 1958, Oldman was raised by his mother and two sisters after his father, an alcoholic welder, left them when Oldman was seven. Nine years later, Oldman left high school to work in a sporting goods store; in his spare time, he studied literature and later acting under the tutelage of Roger Williams. He went on to act with the Greenwich Young People's Theatre and, after attending drama school on a scholarship, worked with the Citizens Theatre in Glasgow. Oldman next worked in London's West End, where, in 1985, he won a Best Actor and a Best Newcomer award for his performance in The Pope's Wedding. By this time, he had made his film debut in Remembrance (1982) and had appeared in two television movies, notably Honest, Decent and True (1985). Oldman got his first big break when he was cast as Sid Vicious in Sid and Nancy (1986), Alex Cox's disturbing docudrama account of the punk rocker's tragic relationship with Nancy Spungen. Oldman's unnervingly accurate portrayal of the doomed rocker won rave reviews and effectively propelled him out of complete obscurity. The following year, he turned in a completely different but equally superb performance as famed playwright Joe Orton in Stephen Frears' Prick Up Your Ears and earned a Best Actor nomination from the British Academy of Film and Television Arts for his work. After moving to the U.S. that same year, Oldman appeared in Nicolas Roeg's Track 29 (1988), and in 1990, he had one of his most memorable -- to say nothing of cultish -- roles as Rosencrantz opposite Tim Roth as Guildenstern in Tom Stoppard's brilliant Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead.Oldman's first American role in a major Hollywood film was that of alleged assassin Lee Harvey Oswald in Oliver Stone's JFK (1991). He then gave a creepy, erotic performance in the title role of Francis Ford Coppola's rendition of Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992), a lavish film that proved to be the most commercially successful (next to JFK) of Oldman's career to date. In addition to playing such eccentrics as Drexl Spivey, a white pimp with dreadlocks who tries to prove himself a black Rastafarian in True Romance (1993), Oldman went on to play more conventional characters, as evidenced by his straightforward portrayal of a crooked cop in Luc Besson's The Professional (1994), his performance as Beethoven in Immortal Beloved (1994), and his role as Reverend Arthur Dimmesdale in the disastrous 1995 adaptation The Scarlet Letter.In 1997, Oldman made his directorial bow with Nil by Mouth, a bleak, semi-autobiographical drama about a dysfunctional blue-collar London family that Oldman dedicated to his late father. The film proved to be a controversial hit at that year's Cannes Festival, and the first-time director won a number of international awards and a new dose of respect for his work. He subsequently returned to acting with Luc Besson's The Fifth Element that same year, made while he took a break from editing Nil by Mouth. He also gave an enduringly cheesy portrayal of the sinister Russian terrorist bent on wresting world domination from American president Harrison Ford in the blockbuster Air Force One (1997) and followed that up by playing yet another villain in the 1998 feature-film version of the classic TV series Lost in Space.Oldman has made headlines for his private as well as professional life over the years, both for his well-publicized battles with alcohol and his marriages to actresses Lesley Manville and Uma Thurman. In addition to his son Alfie with Manville, Oldman has two children by his third wife, American model and photographer Donya Fiorentino (though the two are now divorced). ~ Sandra Brennan, Rovi

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Quotes from Gary Oldman's Characters

    1. Gordon: Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.
    From The Dark Knight. Submitted by Chris R (16 days ago)
    1. Joe Orton: I always wanted to be an orphan. I could have, if it wasn't for my parents.
    From Prick Up Your Ears. Submitted by Rob M (17 days ago)
    1. Harry Potter: This connection between me and Voldemort... what if the reason for it is that I am becoming more like him? I just feel so angry, all the time. What if after everything that I've been through, something's gone wrong inside me? What if I'm becoming bad?
    2. Sirius Black: I want you to listen to me very carefully, Harry. You're not a bad person. You're a very good person, who bad things have happened to. Besides, the world isn't split into good people and Death Eaters. We've all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are.
    From Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Submitted by Samira O (37 days ago)
    1. George Smiley: We are not so very different, you and I. We've both spent our lives looking for the weaknesses in one another.
    From Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. Submitted by Dexter M (54 days ago)
    1. George Smiley: We are not so very different, you and I. We've both spent our lives looking for the weaknesses in one another.
    From Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. Submitted by Patrick B (55 days ago)
    1. Rosencrantz: To sum up: your father, whom you love, dies. You are his heir. You come back to find that hardly was the corpse cold before his young brother pops onto his throne and into his sheets, thereby offending both legal and natural practice. Now... why exactly are you behaving in this extraordinary manner?
    2. Guildenstern: I can't imagine.
    From Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead. Submitted by Lisa-Marie D (2 months ago)
    1. Ivan Korshunov: Your national security advisor has just been executed. He's a very good negotiator. He bought you another half hour.
    From Air Force One. Submitted by Lisa-Marie D (2 months ago)
    1. Terry Noonan: So we're like Robin Hood in this instance?
    2. Jackie Flannery: Yea and I'm Friar Fuck.
    From State of Grace. Submitted by Lisa-Marie D (2 months ago)
    1. George Smiley: He kept the lighter. I still remember the inscription. Silver. It was a gift. It said 'To George from Anne. All my Love'.
    From Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. Submitted by Dave M (2 months ago)
    1. Bill Haydon: I am not like them, George...
    2. George Smiley: What are you then, Bill?!
    3. Bill Haydon: ...someone who's left his mark.
    From Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. Submitted by Dave M (2 months ago)
    1. George Smiley: [to Karla] See, we are not so very different, you and I. We're both merely looking for the weaknessess in each other's systems. Don't you think it's time you've acknowledged that there's as little worth in your side as there is in mine?
    From Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. Submitted by Dave M (2 months ago)
    1. Count Vlad Dracul/Dracula: Absinthe is the aphrodisiac of the self. The green fairy that lives in the absinthe wants your soul. But you are safe with me.
    From Bram Stoker's Dracula. Submitted by Scott B (2 months ago)
    1. James Gordon: Batman. Batman! Why is he running dad?
    2. Gordon: Because we have to chase him.
    3. Uniform Cop: Okay we're going in. Go go! Move!
    4. James Gordon: He didn't do anything wrong.
    5. Gordon: Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. The Dark Knight.
    From The Dark Knight. Submitted by Nathaniel D (3 months ago)
    1. Jim Gordon: I never said thank you.
    2. Batman/Bruce Wayne: And you'll never have to.
    From Batman Begins. Submitted by Joshua P (3 months ago)
    1. George Smiley: We are not so very different, you and I. We've both spent our lives looking for the weaknesses in one another.
    From Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. Submitted by Nusfish K (3 months ago)
    1. George Smiley: And that's when I knew he could be beaten. Because he is a fanatic. And fanatics always harbour a secret doubt.
    From Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. Submitted by Gail G (4 months ago)
    1. Lord Shen: How dare you that's the finest silk in the province!
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Anthony A (4 months ago)
    1. The Soothsayer: If you continue on your current path...you will find yourself...at the bottom of the stairs.
    2. Lord Shen: What do you see?
    3. The Soothsayer: I see pain..and anger..
    4. Lord Shen: How dare you that's the finest silk in the province!
    5. The Soothsayer: Followed by denial...
    6. Lord Shen: That is not fortune-telling! You are only telling what's happening right..
    7. The Soothsayer: Now?
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Lord D (4 months ago)
    1. Po: No more running, Shen!
    2. Lord Shen: So it seems.
    3. Po: Now... answers.
    4. Lord Shen: Oh, you want to know so badly? You think knowing will heal you? Huh? Feel some greater in your soul? Well here's your answer. Your parents didn't love you. But here [uncovers the cannon] let me 'heal' you.
    5. Po: [gasps]
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Derek K (5 months ago)
    1. Lord Shen: [To Master Thundering Rhino] I am so glad you feel that way! Otherwise, I'd have dragged THAT here for nothing!
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Anthony A (5 months ago)
    1. Lord Shen: Such sad, sad faces. But now is a time only for joy. You are going to be a part of something beautiful.
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Anthony A (5 months ago)
    1. Lord Shen: [To the Soothsayer] You actually believe this is the warrior destined to defeat me?!
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Anthony A (5 months ago)
    1. Lord Shen: [Pointing his knife at Master Po] The only reason you're still alive is that I find your stupidity mildly amusing.
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Anthony A (5 months ago)
    1. Lord Shen: And you actually believe this is the warrior destined to defeat me?!
    2. The Soothsayer: I do not. I know he is.
    3. Lord Shen: [Laughing] Look at him! A lifetime to plot his revenge and he comes to me on his knees!
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Anthony A (5 months ago)
    1. The Soothsayer: A peacock is defeated by a warrior of black and white. Nothing has changed.
    2. Lord Shen: That's impossible, and you know it.
    3. The Soothsayer: It is not impossible and HE knows it.
    4. Lord Shen: Who?
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Anthony A (5 months ago)
    1. Lord Shen: My father's throne. He used to let me play here at his side, promising one day this throne would be mine...
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Anthony A (5 months ago)
    1. Lord Shen: Show-off.
    2. Master Thundering Rhino: That is a warning. You are no match for our Kung Fu.
    3. Lord Shen: [Before shooting Thundering Rhino with his cannon] I agree, but this is.
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Anthony A (5 months ago)
    1. Lord Shen: Once we reach the harbor, in front of all the world, you and your precious Kung Fu will die, and China will know to bow before me. Set sail!
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Anthony A (5 months ago)
    1. Lord Shen: [To the Soothsayer] It seems your fortune-telling skills are not as good as you thought.
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Anthony A (5 months ago)
    1. Lord Shen: [To Master Po] Oh, you want to know so badly. You think knowing will heal you, eh? Fill some... crater in your soul? Well, here's your answer: Your parents didn't love you. But here, let me heal you.
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Anthony A (5 months ago)
    1. Lord Shen: Ah, there you are, Soothsayer. It seems your fortune-telling skills are not as good as you thought.
    2. The Soothsayer: We shall see, Shen.
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Anthony A (5 months ago)
    1. Lord Shen: It's a gift. It's your parting gift, in that it'll part you; part of you here, part of you there, and part of you way over there staining the wall!
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Anthony A (5 months ago)
    1. Master Thundering Rhino: What do you want, Shen?
    2. Lord Shen: What is rightfully mine: Gongmen City!
    3. Master Thundering Rhino: Gongmen City is under the stewardship of the Masters' Council and we will protect it, even from you.
    4. Lord Shen: I am so glad you feel that way! Otherwise, I'd have dragged that here for nothing!
    5. Master Thundering Rhino: What's in the box, Shen?
    6. Lord Shen: Well, you see, it's a gift. It's your parting gift, in that it'll part you; part of you here, part of you there, and part of you WAY over there staining the wall!
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Anthony A (5 months ago)
    1. Lord Shen: [After Master Po tells him that he was there when his parents were murdered] Yes. Yes I was. [he then escapes]
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Anthony A (5 months ago)
    1. Lord Shen: Happiness... must be taken. And I will take mine.
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Anthony A (5 months ago)
    1. Lord Shen: Get the wolves ready. We're loading the ships, now. [Yelling] NOW! Now, now, now, now, now!
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Anthony A (5 months ago)
    1. Wolf Boss: [When Lord Shen tells him to shoot Master Po and the others] No.
    2. Lord Shen: [Kills Wolf Boss with his knives]
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Anthony A (5 months ago)
    1. Lord Shen: Fire! Fire at them!
    2. Wolf Boss: But sir, we'll kill our own...
    3. Lord Shen: I said fire at them! FIRE!
    4. Wolf Boss: No.
    5. Lord Shen: [kills the wolf boss with knife; shoots the animals fighting with the cannon himself]
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Derek K (5 months ago)
    1. Lord Shen: Call in the wolves! All of them! I want them ready to move! The year of the peacock begins now.
    2. Wolf Boss: Right now? 'Cause it's the middle of the year, so you only get, like, half of the year of the peacock.
    3. Lord Shen: [takes his knife out in front of the wolf boss]
    4. Wolf Boss: And... this is the year... of course... of the peacock. Happy new year, sir!
    5. Lord Shen: [whispers] Get the wolves ready. We're loading the ships, now. [shouts] NOW! Now, now, now, now, now!
    6. Wolf Boss: [to wolves] Move! Move! Move!
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Derek K (5 months ago)
    1. The Soothsayer: The peacock... is defeated by a warrior of black and white. Nothing has changed...
    2. Lord Shen: [destroyed the Soothsayer's bowl; put the smoke out with his feathers] Ha,ha,ha. That is impossible, and you know it.
    3. The Soothsayer: It is not impossible and... *he* knows it.
    4. Lord Shen: Who?
    5. Wolf Boss: Lord Shen! I saw a panda!
    6. Lord Shen: A panda?!
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Derek K (5 months ago)
    1. Lord Shen: My father's throne. He used to let me play beside him, promising that someday this... throne would be mine. [Shen smiles]
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Derek K (5 months ago)
    1. Lord Shen: The only reason why you're still alive is that I find your stupidity... mildly amusing.
    2. Po: Thank you. But I find your evilness extremely annoying.
    3. Lord Shen: Who do you think you are, panda?
    4. Po: Who do you think I am, peacock? [Shen laughing at Po's 'stupidity'; Po laughing because Shen is laughing] Why are we laughing? [both stop laughing]
    5. Lord Shen: Take aim.
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Derek K (5 months ago)
    1. Lord Shen: Greetings, Panda. We meet at...
    2. Po: Hey. How are you doin'?
    3. Lord Shen: Hey...
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Derek K (5 months ago)
    1. Lord Shen: [practicing for the arrival of Po] Greetings, panda. At last we meet! Oh, no, no, no, no, no. We meet at last! Yes, that's it! Greetings, panda. We meet at- Wheo...
    2. The Soothsayer: You are afraid for reason.
    3. Lord Shen: I am not afraid. The panda is coming to me in chains. If anyone should be afraid, it's...
    4. The Soothsayer: You.
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Derek K (5 months ago)
    1. Lord Shen: Set the Soothsayer free. She is of no use to me.
    2. The Soothsayer: Good-bye, Shen. I wish you happiness.
    3. Lord Shen: Happiness must be taken, and I will take mine.
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Derek K (5 months ago)
    1. The Soothsayer: The cup you choose to fill has no bottom. It is time to stop this madness.
    2. Lord Shen: And why on Earth would I do that?
    3. The Soothsayer: So your parents can rest in peace.
    4. Lord Shen: My parents... hated me. Do you understand? They wronged me. And... I will make it right.
    5. The Soothsayer: They loved you. They loved you so much that having to send you away killed them.
    6. Lord Shen: The dead exist in the past, and I must intend to the future.
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Derek K (5 months ago)
    1. Lord Shen: [after Thundering Rhino tells him he's no match for their Kung Fu] I agree. But this is. [proceeds to shoot Thundering Rhino with his cannon]
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Anthony A (5 months ago)
    1. Wolf Boss: It's almost done, Lord Shen. But we've ran out of metal.
    2. Lord Shen: Search the farthest villages. Find more metal! China will be mine.
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Derek K (5 months ago)
    1. Lord Shen: Greetings, panda.
    2. Po: [sees vision once more from Shen's feathers] Tell me what happened that night!
    3. Lord Shen: What night?
    4. Po: THAT night!
    5. Lord Shen: Ah, that night.
    6. Po: Yes! We're talking about the same night, right?
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Derek K (5 months ago)
    1. Sirius Black: I want you to listen to me very carefully, Harry. You're not a bad person. You're a very good person, who bad things have happened to. Besides, the world isn't split into good people and Death Eaters. We've all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are.
    From Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Submitted by Jim C (5 months ago)
    1. Po: Shen! A panda stands between you and your [from a distance] destiny!
    2. Lord Shen: What?
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Derek K (5 months ago)
    1. Lord Shen: How many times do I have to kill the same stinking panda?
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Derek K (5 months ago)
    1. Lord Shen: Then I will kill him and make you wrong.
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Ali E (5 months ago)
    1. Mason Verger (uncredited): I have immunity from the Justice Department, and I have immunity from the Risen Jesus. And nobody beats the Riz!
    From Hannibal. Submitted by Joel L (5 months ago)
    1. Gordon: He's the hero Gotham deserves but not the one it needs right now.
    From The Dark Knight. Submitted by Julius J (5 months ago)
    1. Bex Bissek: All for one and one for all!
    From The Firm. Submitted by Jarrod N (6 months ago)
    1. Po: Scars heal.
    2. Lord Shen: No, they don't. Wounds heal.
    3. Po: Oh, yeah.
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Anthony A (6 months ago)
    1. Jim Gordon: I'm going for my car.
    2. Batman/Bruce Wayne: I brought mine.
    3. Jim Gordon: Yours? [The Tumblers jumpes over Gordon's head] Oh! I've need to get one of those.
    From Batman Begins. Submitted by Javis C (6 months ago)
    1. Po: You should, Shen. You got to let go from the stuff from the past, because it just doesn't matter. The only thing that matters is what you choose to be now.
    2. Lord Shen: You're right. Then I choose THIS! [Po and Shen fight]
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Derek K (6 months ago)
    1. Lord Shen: How... how did you... how did you do it?
    2. Po: I don't know. Elbows up; keep your shoulders loose...
    3. Lord Shen: Not that. How did you find peace? I took away your parents. Everything. I scarred you for life.
    4. Po: See, that's the thing, Shen. Scars heal.
    5. Lord Shen: No, they don't, wounds heal.
    6. Po: Oh yeah? What do scars do? They fade, I guess?
    7. Lord Shen: I don't care what scars do.
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Derek K (6 months ago)
    1. Lord Shen: Then I will kill him, and make you wrong!
    2. The Soothsayer: [bites Shen's cloak]
    3. Lord Shen: [pulls it from her] Will you stop that!
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Diego T (6 months ago)
    1. Lord Shen: One panda lives. That does not make you right.
    2. The Soothsayer: You're right. Being right makes me right.
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Diego T (6 months ago)
    1. Lord Shen: That's impossible, and you know it.
    2. The Soothsayer: It is not impossible and he knows it.
    3. Lord Shen: Who?
    4. Wolf Boss: [suddenly enters from stairs] Lord Shen! I saw a panda!
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Diego T (6 months ago)
    1. Lord Shen: Fire! Fire that thug!
    2. Wolf Boss: But sir, we'll kill our own!
    3. Lord Shen: [furiously] I said fire it, now fire!
    4. Wolf Boss: [seriously] No. [throws ignition away]
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Diego T (6 months ago)
    1. Po: [shouting from a roof] Shen! A panda stands between you, and you're-
    2. Lord Shen: [on a boat below, cannot hear anything Po is saying]
    3. Lord Shen: [shouts] What?
    4. Po: [from the roof] Prepare yourself for a hot-
    5. Wolf Boss: [looks at Shen, both do not hear what Po is saying]
    6. Lord Shen: [softly, to Wolf Boss] What?
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Diego T (6 months ago)
    1. Lord Shen: [whispering] Get the movers ready, we load in the ships now. [shouting] NOW! Now, now, now, now, now!
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Diego T (6 months ago)
    1. James Gordon: Why is he running dad?
    2. Gordon: Because we have to chase him
    3. Bank Manager: He didn't do anything wrong.
    4. Bank Manager: Because he's the hero that Gotham deserves, but not that it needs right now. So we will hunt him. Beacuase he can take it. Because he is not a hero. He is a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A DARK KNIGHT.
    From The Dark Knight. Submitted by Javis C (7 months ago)
    1. Gordon: They will hunt you.
    2. Batman/Bruce Wayne: You will hunt me, send the dogs to me.
    From The Dark Knight. Submitted by Javis C (7 months ago)
    1. Gordon: A hero, not the hero that we deserve to the hero we needed, nothing less to the knight.
    From The Dark Knight. Submitted by Javis C (7 months ago)
    1. Lord Shen: Now you old goat, why don't you tell me my...
    2. The Soothsayer: Fortune?
    3. Lord Shen: The future, I was going to say future. Look into your bowl and tell me what glory awaits.
    4. The Soothsayer: If you continue on your current path.. *Dramatic eye movements* You will find yourself at the bottom of the stairs.
    5. Lord Shen: *Finds himself at the bottom of the stairs.*
    6. The Soothsayer: I see..I see..I see pain. *Plucks feather*
    7. Lord Shen: Ow!
    8. The Soothsayer: And anger. *Takes a bite of Lord Shen's robe*
    9. Lord Shen: How dare you?! That is the finest silk in the province!
    10. The Soothsayer: Followed by denial.
    11. Lord Shen: This is not fortune telling, you're just saying what's happening right..
    12. The Soothsayer: Now?
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Ja Y (7 months ago)
    1. Lord Shen: How did you find peace? I took away your parents, everything, I scarred you for life...
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Anthony A (8 months ago)
    1. Lord Shen: Happiness must be taken. And I will take mine.
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Amanda C (9 months ago)
    1. Lord Shen: The only reason you' re still alive is that I find your stupidity mildly amusing.
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Faisal H (9 months ago)
    1. Po: Who do you think I am, Peacock? [both laugh for an extended time, each taking turns]
    2. Po: Why are we laughing?
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Steven P (10 months ago)
    1. Stansfield: Bring me everyone.
    2. Stansfield's Man: What do you mean 'everyone'?
    3. Stansfield: Everyone!
    From Léon (The Professional). Submitted by Scott G (10 months ago)
    1. Gordon: We were in this together. And then you were gone, now this evil rises, the Batman has to come back.
    2. Bruce Wayne/Batman: What if he doesn't exist anymore? What if he doesn't exist anymore?
    3. Gordon: He must. He must.
    From The Dark Knight Rises. Submitted by I Am The Vast UNIVERSE I (10 months ago)
    1. Count Vlad Dracul/Dracula: The blood is the life... and it shall be mine.
    From Bram Stoker's Dracula. Submitted by Sam B (10 months ago)
    1. Drexl Spivey: Why don't you sit yourself down, grab yourself an egg roll.
    From True Romance. Submitted by Roy P (10 months ago)
    1. Gordon: We bet it all on him. The Joker took the best of us, and tore him down.
    From The Dark Knight. Submitted by Pedro M (11 months ago)
    1. Lord Shen: The only reason you are still alive is that I find your stupidity mildly amusing.
    2. Po: Well thank you, but I find your evilness extremely annoying!
    3. Lord Shen: Who do you think you are, Panda?
    4. Po: Who do you think I am, Peacock?
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Benny B (11 months ago)
    1. Lord Shen: How many times do I have to kill the same stinking panda?
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Amanda S (11 months ago)
    1. Sirius Black: It's cruel that I got to spend so much time with James and Lily, and you so little. But know this; the ones that love us never really leave us. And you can always find them in here. [puts his hand to Harry's heart]
    From Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Submitted by Lea L (12 months ago)
    1. Jean-Baptiste-Emmanuel Zorg: Voila! The ZF-1. [the weapon opens, and Zorg picks it up] It's light. Handle's adjustable for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into four parts, undetectable by x-ray, ideal for quick, discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger, three thousand round clip with bursts of three to three hundred, and with the Replay button - another Zorg invention - it's even easier.
    From The Fifth Element. Submitted by Lea L (12 months ago)
    1. Jean-Baptiste-Emmanuel Zorg: I don't like warriors. Too narrow-minded, no subtlety. And worse, they fight for hopeless causes. Honor? Huh! Honor's killed millions of people, it hasn't saved a single one.
    From The Fifth Element. Submitted by Lea L (12 months ago)
    1. Jean-Baptiste-Emmanuel Zorg: Torture who you have to, the President, I don't care. Just bring me the stones. You have one hour.
    From The Fifth Element. Submitted by Lea L (12 months ago)
    1. Ludwig van Beethoven: [startled to discover he has been tricked into playing piano for people observing him behind the wall] It is terrible, terrible for you to rob me in this way of my most treasured feelings!
    From Immortal Beloved. Submitted by Lea L (12 months ago)
    1. Ludwig van Beethoven: [completely deaf, he is watching musicians perform his 'Kreutzer' violin sonata] I can't hear them, but I know that they are making a hash of it.
    From Immortal Beloved. Submitted by Lea L (12 months ago)
    1. Ludwig van Beethoven: [Miss Guiccardi's first piano lesson. She is playing, poorly, a little minuet. She errs, and begins pounding on the keyboard, perhaps to gets some kind of reaction from Beethoven. He says nothing until he realizes she has stopped. He gives his critique] You think that because I do not stop you, that I am not listening. [She sighs in agreeance] The manner in which you thump out the notes without the slightest thought as to their meaning is unforgivable. And your lack of passion is unforgivable. I shall have to beat you. [she offers her hand for punishment, rolling her eyes. He gives her a hard, painful slap]
    From Immortal Beloved. Submitted by Lea L (12 months ago)
    1. Stansfield: You're a Mozart fan. I love him too. I looooove Mozart! He was Austrian you know? But for this kind of work, [imitates playing the piano] he's a little bit light. So I tend to go for the heavier guys. Check out Brahms. He's good too.
    From Léon (The Professional). Submitted by Lea L (12 months ago)
    1. Jack Grimaldi: I try to stop thinking. Try to get my head straight. If I could just get my head straight, then everything would be all right.
    From Romeo Is Bleeding. Submitted by Lea L (12 months ago)
    1. Jack Grimaldi: People think that Hell is fire and brimstone and the Devil poking you in the butt with a pitchfork, but it's not. Hell is when you should have walked away, but you didn't.
    From Romeo Is Bleeding. Submitted by Lea L (12 months ago)
    1. Jack Grimaldi: Maybe it was just his imagination, but whenever he'd pull up that plate, he'd hear a sucking sound. It started out small, with the first 65 grand. And then it got bigger. Pretty soon it was the only thing he heard. Pretty soon, all he could think about was feeding the hole. He didn't think about when he was a kid. He didn't think about the guys who he started who were still on the up-and-up. He didn't think about the dreams he had with Natalie. He didn't think about those Feds lying there. Most of all, he didn't think about Mona Demarkov, because the way he saw it, she was done. Just another 65 grand for the hole. He fed the hole and he made the hole happy. It was the only thing he knew how to make happy.
    From Romeo Is Bleeding. Submitted by Lea L (12 months ago)
    1. Jack Grimaldi: You ever seen a ghost? There's this guy. Comes in here. Every May 1st. Every May 1st, every December 1st. Like clock work. What's he want? Well, frankly, I ain't exactly sure. He had the strangest story to tell. He left this here and I keep it for him. How do I know he'll be back? What's that? A woman was involved? Hm, just fits. I was married once myself. Beautiful girl. By the way my name is Jim Daurighty. I run this place. His name? Sure. His name is Jack Grimaldi. Hey, there he is now!
    From Romeo Is Bleeding. Submitted by Lea L (12 months ago)
    1. Jack Grimaldi: [hallucinating Natalie entering through the door, and narrating with great sadness and tears in his voice] Sometimes she stays a little longer. But not too often.
    From Romeo Is Bleeding. Submitted by Lea L (12 months ago)
    1. Count Vlad Dracul/Dracula: I shall rise from my own death, to avenge hers with all the powers of darkness.
    From Bram Stoker's Dracula. Submitted by Lea L (12 months ago)
    1. Count Vlad Dracul/Dracula: [to Harker] Transylvania is not England. Our ways are not your ways. And to you there shall be many strange things.
    From Bram Stoker's Dracula. Submitted by Lea L (12 months ago)
    1. Count Vlad Dracul/Dracula: Absinthe is the aphrodisiac of the self. The green fairy who lives in the absinthe wants your soul. But you are safe with me.
    From Bram Stoker's Dracula. Submitted by Lea L (12 months ago)
    1. Count Vlad Dracul/Dracula: I have crossed oceans of time to find you.
    From Bram Stoker's Dracula. Submitted by Lea L (12 months ago)
    1. Count Vlad Dracul/Dracula: [about the wolves that are howling] Listen to them: the children of the night. What sweet music they make.
    From Bram Stoker's Dracula. Submitted by Lea L (12 months ago)
    1. Count Vlad Dracul/Dracula: I am the monster that breathing men would kill. I am Dracula.
    From Bram Stoker's Dracula. Submitted by Lea L (12 months ago)
    1. Po: Scars heal.
    2. Lord Shen: No, they don't. Wounds heal.
    3. Po: Oh, right. What do scars do? Fade?
    4. Lord Shen: I don't care what scars do!
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Amanda M (12 months ago)
    1. Lord Shen: Who do you think you are, Panda?
    2. Po: Who do you think I am, Peacock?
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Off T (12 months ago)
    1. Peter Pettigrew: What would you have done, Sirius?
    2. Sirius Black: I would have died! I would have died rather than betray my friends, as we would have done for you.
    From Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Submitted by Lea L (12 months ago)
    1. Stansfield: Tony, you've killed for us in the past, and we've always been satisfied, which is why it's very hard for me to come down here today. One of my men was killed today in your territory, and the chinks tell me the killer was of the... Italian persuasion. Now, wait, there's more. You'll love this. Not two hours later, a little twelve-year-old girl comes to my building, armed to the teeth with the sole intention of sending me straight to the morgue. And guess who comes to get her? The very same Italian hit man.
    From Léon (The Professional). Submitted by Lea L (12 months ago)
    1. Stansfield: I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it? It's like when you put your head to the grass and you can hear the growin' and you can hear the insects.
    From Léon (The Professional). Submitted by Lea L (12 months ago)
    1. Stansfield: Get me everyone.
    2. Stansfield's Man: What do you mean everyone?
    3. Stansfield: EVERYONE!
    From Léon (The Professional). Submitted by Pravin D (12 months ago)
    1. Drexl Spivey: Marty. Y'know what we got here? Motherfuckin' Charlie Bronson. Mr. Majestyk.
    From True Romance. Submitted by Chris P (13 months ago)
    1. Sid Vicious: Exterminate!
    2. Johnny Rotten: Exterminate!
    From Sid & Nancy. Submitted by Anthony S (13 months ago)
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