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Aug 28, 1969
Birthplace:
Redondo Beach, Califonia

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Jack Black Biography

Actor, musician, and cult idol ascendant, Jack Black is known for both the characters he portrays on the screen and as one of the forces behind Tenacious D, a rock band/standup routine that Black has described as "a Smothers Brothers for the Dungeons and Dragons misfits set."A native of Santa Monica, CA, Black attended the University of California at Los Angeles. He got his professional start on the stage, appearing in Tim Robbins' production of Carnage at the 1989 Edinburgh Fringe Festival. He would go on to collaborate with Robbins throughout his career, making his screen debut in the director's 1992 political satire Bob Roberts and appearing in Robbins' Dead Man Walking (1995) and Cradle Will Rock (1999). Black spent the '90s playing supporting and lead roles in a variety of films, including Demolition Man (1993), The Cable Guy (1996), which cast him as the best friend of Matthew Broderick's character, and Jesus' Son (1999), in which Black had a small but extremely memorable role as a pill-popping hospital orderly.In 2000, Black had one of his most recognizable and enthusiastically received screen roles to date in High Fidelity. Stephen Frears' popular adaptation of Nick Hornby's novel of the same name, it featured Black as Barry, a thoroughly obnoxious record-store employee. The part allowed the actor to do some of his own singing, a talent that he had previously inflicted on numerous audience members during his years with the aforementioned Tenacious D. The band, comprised of Black and fellow holy terror Kyle Gass, had existed since 1994, and it had been featured on the TV comedy series Mr. Show and as the subject of their own HBO series entitled (tongue firmly in cheek) Tenacious D: The Greatest Band on Earth. It was only a matter of time before Black stepped up from supporting character to leading man, and with the Farrelly brother's Shallow Hal Black may just have found the ideal vehicle for the successful transition. As a superficial man who falls in love with a 300-pound woman after being hypnotized to see only the "inner beauty" of the opposite sex, Black co-starred alongside Gwyneth Paltrow and Jason Alexander in what promised to be a charmingly offensive addition to the Farrelly canon.Though MTV Films' heavily marketed Orange County (2002) was not a huge commercial success, Black's supporting role as the lead character's slacker brother was well received by critics and long-time fans alike, and the once obscure figure began appearing on media outlets including Saturday Night Live, Primetime Glick, commercials for The Osbournes, and various MTV music and film awards. In 2003, Black starred in his first big hit -- director Richard Linklater's musical comedy School of Rock, which featured Black as a disgruntled heavy metal-guitarist doing a substitute teaching gig for extra cash. Critics were so taken by his performance that he was honored with a Golden Globe nomination.2004 saw Black turn in a cameo in the Will Ferrell vehicle Anchorman, after starring opposite Ben Stiller in director Barry Levinson's black comedy Envy. While the film was a box-office bomb after having its release pushed back several times, Black still had much to celebrate when it was announced he would be taking the lead in Peter Jackson's highly anticipated 2005 remake of King Kong. The epic film helped transition Black from a cult hero to a traditional movie star, though he was still careful to keep his original fans happy. In 2006, he starred in Napoleon Dynamite director Jared Hess' comedy Nacho Libre. The part of a disgruntled monk turned Lucha Libre idol was a perfect fit for the bombastic star, and he followed the performance up with another comic offering for his serious fans as he and Kyle Gass, his partner in Tenacious D, starred in Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny. This big screen telling of the band's mythical history promised to be full of the over-the-top laughs that rocked fans of the group's HBO series, and also included appearances by rock and metal idols like Ronnie James Dio and Meatloaf, who portrayed Black's dad. Black didn't abandoning straight acting. He would appear in a number of more conventional, and even dramatic roles over the coming years, like in The Holiday and Margot at the Wedding, while still pursuing the broad comedic roles he was known for in full force, with comedies like Be Kind Rewind, Tropic Thunder, Year One, and The Big Year. In 2012, Black reteamed with Richard Linklater for a unique blending of comedy, drama, and crime, playing a congenial southern murder suspect in Bernie. ~ Rebecca Flint Marx, Rovi

Jack Black Trivia

Jack Black learned how to play the guitar from his Tenacious D bandmate, Kyle Gass.
- submitted by F0xy H (2 years ago)
Jack Black had gallstone problems since the age of 16. He had his gall bladder removed in late 2003.
- submitted by F0xy H (2 years ago)
Jack Black very often competes for the same roles as Philip Seymour Hoffman.
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Quotes from Jack Black's Characters

    1. Barry: Oh, that's not obvious enough Rob. How about the Beatles? Or fucking... fucking Beethoven? Side one, Track one of the Fifth Symphony... How can someone with no interest in music own a record store?
    From High Fidelity. Submitted by Maria Y (5 days ago)
    1. Barry: Well, it's sentimental tacky crap. Do we look like the kind of store that sells I Just Called to Say I Love You? Go to the mall.
    From High Fidelity. Submitted by Maria Y (6 days ago)
    1. Barry: Rob, thank you for that kind introduction. We're no longer called Sonic Death Monkey. We're on the verge of becoming Kathleen Turner Overdrive, but just for tonight, we are Barry Jive and his Uptown Five.
    From High Fidelity. Submitted by Maria Y (6 days ago)
    1. Lenny: You need to slay a shark, and I need to disapear...here's what we're gonna do...
    From Shark Tale. Submitted by Ruhina S (13 days ago)
    1. Hal Larsen: So what are you in... the army?
    2. Rosemary Shanahan: Peace corps.
    3. Hal Larsen: Peace corps.. wow.. that's very... ultradocious of you.
    4. Rosemary Shanahan: Ultradocious? That's not a word.. ahh you mean humanidocious.. right?
    From Shallow Hal. Submitted by Joselle A (14 days ago)
    1. Dewey Finn: I will see you cats on the flip flop later.
    From School of Rock. Submitted by Andy C (18 days ago)
    1. Bernie Tiede: Can I tell you? I am not fond of cremations.
    From Bernie. Submitted by Chris P (44 days ago)
    1. Brad Harris: There is going to be a major fallout in a few hours!
    2. Bill Clemont: Nuclear fallout?
    3. Brad Harris: Bird fallout.
    From The Big Year. Submitted by Brian C (58 days ago)
    1. Jerry: I will shoot you, and I know robot karate.
    From Be Kind Rewind. Submitted by Evan T (2 months ago)
    1. Dewey Finn: Now let's get out there and melt some faces.
    From School of Rock. Submitted by Evan T (2 months ago)
    1. Zed: I told you to fetch me more wine.
    From Year One. Submitted by Evan T (2 months ago)
    1. Dewey Finn: It will test your head... and your mind... and your brain, too.
    From School of Rock. Submitted by Carolina M (2 months ago)
    1. Jeff Portnoy: Your just because I'm skinny.
    From Tropic Thunder. Submitted by Evan T (2 months ago)
    1. Dewey Finn: In the words of AC/DC we roll tonight to the guitar bite and for those about to rock I salute you.
    From School of Rock. Submitted by Evan T (2 months ago)
    1. Jerry: Anything you will be held against you in the court of robocop.
    From Be Kind Rewind. Submitted by Evan T (2 months ago)
    1. Lance: Do you want me to get naked and start the revolution.
    From Orange County. Submitted by Evan T (2 months ago)
    1. Pilot: Don't shoot the girl.
    From Waterworld. Submitted by Evan T (2 months ago)
    1. Nick Vanderpark: One spray problem solved it's the miracle spray.
    From Envy. Submitted by Evan T (2 months ago)
    1. Ignacio 'Nacho Libre': I don't want to get paid to lose, I want to win.
    From Nacho Libre. Submitted by Evan T (2 months ago)
    1. Dewey Finn: You know what you don't have to worry about me because I'm a hard ass and if a kid gets out of line I got no problem smacking him in the head.
    From School of Rock. Submitted by Evan T (2 months ago)
    1. Ignacio 'Nacho Libre': Eagle powers come to me please.
    From Nacho Libre. Submitted by Evan T (2 months ago)
    1. Esqueleto: Surprise.
    2. Ignacio 'Nacho Libre': GET THAT CORN OUTTA MY FACE!
    From Nacho Libre. Submitted by Dylan C (2 months ago)
    1. JB: Ah...Ah...Jesus KG.If you where with me. you would low down a rope instead of me following your cock!
    2. KG: JB, this is KG do you read me?
    3. JB: Yeah,your saying balls before rolls. But that is not I roll asshole!
    4. KG: JB, this is KG do you read me.
    5. JB: What do you want, non-rocker, this line is for rockers only. So I can't talk to you right now.
    From Tenacious D in: The Pick of Destiny. Submitted by Adam J (2 months ago)
    1. Tai Lung: Who are you?
    2. Po: Buddy, I... am the Dragon Warrior!
    3. Tai Lung: You?
    4. Tai Lung: He's a panda! You're a panda! What are you gonna do, big guy? Sit on me?
    5. Po: Don't tempt me.
    From Kung Fu Panda. Submitted by Rocky F (3 months ago)
    1. Po: You wanna get something to eat?
    2. Master Shifu: [sighing] ... Yeah.
    From Kung Fu Panda. Submitted by Hasan R (3 months ago)
    1. Carl Denham: I'm real good at crappin' the crappers.
    From King Kong. Submitted by Michael D (3 months ago)
    1. Brad Harris: Of all courtship rituals in the animal kingdom, the most spectacular by far is that of the bald eagle. The male and female climb to dizzying heights and then ...join in free fall, plummeting toward earth, locked in each others embrace, separating only at the very last moment.
    2. Stu Preissler: God, I miss Edith.
    3. Kenny Bostick: Yeah, I kind of miss Jess.
    From The Big Year. Submitted by Jayathra L (4 months ago)
    1. Kenny Bostick: Cookie?
    2. Brad Harris: Yeah okay.
    From The Big Year. Submitted by Austin G (5 months ago)
    1. Brad Harris: I just want to do something big.
    From The Big Year. Submitted by Austin G (5 months ago)
    1. Brad Harris: There is going to be major fall out.
    2. Bill Clemens: Nuclear fallout?
    3. Brad Harris: Bird fallout.
    From The Big Year. Submitted by Austin G (5 months ago)
    1. Shrimp: NOOOOOOOOO!
    2. Lenny: Put the shrimp down!!
    From Shark Tale. Submitted by Anthony A (5 months ago)
    1. Don Lino: Son, eat the shrimp!
    2. Lenny: No!
    From Shark Tale. Submitted by Anthony A (5 months ago)
    1. Lenny: Here's the thing: I'm a vegetarian.
    From Shark Tale. Submitted by Anthony A (5 months ago)
    1. Lenny: [Talking with his mouth full] Oscar?
    From Shark Tale. Submitted by Anthony A (5 months ago)
    1. Po: No more running, Shen!
    2. Lord Shen: So it seems.
    3. Po: Now... answers.
    4. Lord Shen: Oh, you want to know so badly? You think knowing will heal you? Huh? Feel some greater in your soul? Well here's your answer. Your parents didn't love you. But here [uncovers the cannon] let me 'heal' you.
    5. Po: [gasps]
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Derek K (5 months ago)
    1. The Soothsayer: So, who are you?
    2. Po: [Now angry at Lord Shen for killing his parents; stands up with clenched fists] I am Po. And I'm gonna need a hat.
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Anthony A (5 months ago)
    1. Po: Shen, you've gotta let go of that stuff from the past because it just doesn't matter! The only thing that matters is what you choose to be now.
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Anthony A (5 months ago)
    1. Po: Oh, hohohohoho. Awesome! How did you... do that?!
    2. Master Shifu: Inner peace.
    3. Po: Inner peace? That's cool! Inner peace of what?
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Derek K (5 months ago)
    1. Lord Shen: The only reason why you're still alive is that I find your stupidity... mildly amusing.
    2. Po: Thank you. But I find your evilness extremely annoying.
    3. Lord Shen: Who do you think you are, panda?
    4. Po: Who do you think I am, peacock? [Shen laughing at Po's 'stupidity'; Po laughing because Shen is laughing] Why are we laughing? [both stop laughing]
    5. Lord Shen: Take aim.
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Derek K (5 months ago)
    1. Lord Shen: Greetings, Panda. We meet at...
    2. Po: Hey. How are you doin'?
    3. Lord Shen: Hey...
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Derek K (5 months ago)
    1. Po: How can kung fu stop something that stops kung fu?
    2. Master Shifu: Remember, Dragon Warrior, anything is possible when you have inner peace.
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Derek K (5 months ago)
    1. Po: I have to get to him.
    2. Tigress: Then tell me why!
    3. Po: He was there, okay?! The peacock was there the last time I saw my parents. He knows what happened...where I came from...who I am. [Tigress feeling depressed] Look, I'm going. I have to know. The hard core can't understand.
    4. Viper: Tigress, no! [Thought Tigress was going to attack him, but actually hugged him; Crane's jaw drops]
    5. Tigress: The hard core do understand. But I can't watch my friend be killed. [to the furious five] We're going.
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Derek K (5 months ago)
    1. Po: [when Lord Shen tells him he doesn't care what scars do] Well you should, Shen.
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Anthony A (5 months ago)
    1. Lord Shen: Greetings, panda.
    2. Po: [sees vision once more from Shen's feathers] Tell me what happened that night!
    3. Lord Shen: What night?
    4. Po: THAT night!
    5. Lord Shen: Ah, that night.
    6. Po: Yes! We're talking about the same night, right?
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Derek K (5 months ago)
    1. Zeke: He said, 'Come back with the baby, or don't come back at all!' [laughs evilly]
    From Ice Age. Submitted by Anthony A (5 months ago)
    1. Po: Shen! A panda stands between you and your [from a distance] destiny!
    2. Lord Shen: What?
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Derek K (5 months ago)
    1. Oscar: [inside Lenny's mouth] Don't... swallow.
    2. Lenny: [mouth full] Oscar?
    3. Oscar: No, it's Pinocchio, of course its me!
    From Shark Tale. Submitted by Elisabeth L (5 months ago)
    1. Oscar: So that's it?
    2. Lenny: What do you mean, that's it? You're the first fish I ever told. I'm tired of keepin' it all a secret. And my dad, he'll never accept me for who I am.
    From Shark Tale. Submitted by Anthony A (6 months ago)
    1. Lenny: [Frankie is humming the theme to Jaws] Ugh, that song gives me the creeps.
    From Shark Tale. Submitted by Anthony A (6 months ago)
    1. Po: [Finally accepting Mr. Ping as his dad] I love you, Dad.
    2. Mr. Ping: I love you too, son.
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Anthony A (6 months ago)
    1. The Soothsayer: Who are you?
    2. Po: I am Po. And I'm gonna need a hat.
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Anthony A (6 months ago)
    1. Po: Scars heal.
    2. Lord Shen: No, they don't. Wounds heal.
    3. Po: Oh, yeah.
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Anthony A (6 months ago)
    1. Po: Wow! The Furious Five! You're so much bigger than your action figures. Except for you, Mantis. You're about the same.
    From Kung Fu Panda. Submitted by Matt S (6 months ago)
    1. Po: You should, Shen. You got to let go from the stuff from the past, because it just doesn't matter. The only thing that matters is what you choose to be now.
    2. Lord Shen: You're right. Then I choose THIS! [Po and Shen fight]
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Derek K (6 months ago)
    1. Lord Shen: How... how did you... how did you do it?
    2. Po: I don't know. Elbows up; keep your shoulders loose...
    3. Lord Shen: Not that. How did you find peace? I took away your parents. Everything. I scarred you for life.
    4. Po: See, that's the thing, Shen. Scars heal.
    5. Lord Shen: No, they don't, wounds heal.
    6. Po: Oh yeah? What do scars do? They fade, I guess?
    7. Lord Shen: I don't care what scars do.
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Derek K (6 months ago)
    1. Po: You -- you're mine!
    2. Wolf Boss: I'll tell you what's gonna be yours: My first in your plush, cuddly, super soft face!
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Tyler R (6 months ago)
    1. Monkey: At the first sign of trouble, I'll give you the signal: 'ka ka, ki ki!'
    2. Po: You mean like Crane does?
    3. Monkey: Yeah!
    4. Crane: Excuse me, when have I ever made that noise?
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Tyler R (6 months ago)
    1. Po: Okay, let's both cook, together.
    2. Mr. Ping: Together? No, I'll cook.
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Diego T (6 months ago)
    1. Po: I know who I am.
    2. Mr. Ping: You do?
    3. Po: I'm your son. [the two hug each other] I love you dad.
    4. Mr. Ping: [to tears] I love you too, son.
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Diego T (6 months ago)
    1. Po: [hiding behind two unconscious wolf guards] Keep it cool, keep it cool...
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Diego T (6 months ago)
    1. Po: And now, free the Five! Disk of Destruction! [throws straw hat in a shuriken style, it flutters gently in the wind before falling downwards]
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Diego T (6 months ago)
    1. Po: [shouting from a roof] Shen! A panda stands between you, and you're-
    2. Lord Shen: [on a boat below, cannot hear anything Po is saying]
    3. Lord Shen: [shouts] What?
    4. Po: [from the roof] Prepare yourself for a hot-
    5. Wolf Boss: [looks at Shen, both do not hear what Po is saying]
    6. Lord Shen: [softly, to Wolf Boss] What?
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Diego T (6 months ago)
    1. Po: I just have so many questions. Like how did I ever fit in this tiny basket? Why didn't I like pants?
    2. Po: [after silence] And who am I?
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Diego T (6 months ago)
    1. Po: What? That can't be it, dad. There's gotta be more!
    2. Mr. Ping: Well, there was this time you ate all of my bamboo furniture. It was imported, too.
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Diego T (6 months ago)
    1. Ignacio 'Nacho Libre': But it turns out, he's a real douche.
    From Nacho Libre. Submitted by Quinn L (7 months ago)
    1. Ignacio 'Nacho Libre': [singing] I ate some bugs, I ate some grass, I used my hand, to wipe my tears.
    From Nacho Libre. Submitted by Sean L (8 months ago)
    1. Lenny: [Frankie starts humming the Jaws tune] That song gives me the creeps!
    2. Frankie: What do ya mean? It's our theme song! [the Jaws tune starts to play, and the opening credits roll]
    From Shark Tale. Submitted by Anthony A (8 months ago)
    1. Lenny: Mom says it's not okay to hit! [Frankie slaps Lenny]
    2. Frankie: Mom's not here!
    From Shark Tale. Submitted by Anthony A (8 months ago)
    1. Don Lino: I'm not askin' you anymore! I'm tellin' ya, eat it!
    2. Shrimp: No! Have mercy!
    3. Lenny: Pop, please!
    4. Don Lino: Eat!
    5. Shrimp: No eat!
    6. Lenny: What are ya-- no!
    7. Don Lino: Son, eat the shrimp!
    8. Lenny: No!
    From Shark Tale. Submitted by Anthony A (8 months ago)
    1. Lenny: [after his cover is blown] Hi, Pop.
    2. Don Lino: Are you kiddin' me? Are you kiddin' me?! Are you outta your mind?! Do you have any idea how this looks?!
    From Shark Tale. Submitted by Anthony A (8 months ago)
    1. Frankie: [while Lenny is busy trying to save a little worm] Yo, Lenny!
    2. Lenny: Uh, I'm comin', Frankie!
    3. Frankie: Move it. Pop's waiting.
    From Shark Tale. Submitted by Anthony A (8 months ago)
    1. Lenny: Frankie, I can do this! What if I can't do this?
    From Shark Tale. Submitted by Anthony A (8 months ago)
    1. Lenny: [to Frankie] You almost gave me a heart attack!
    From Shark Tale. Submitted by Anthony A (8 months ago)
    1. Lenny: [to a worm on a hook] Hi. I'm Lenny. [the worm faints] Oh! Little buddy, did I scare ya? I'm sorry!
    From Shark Tale. Submitted by Anthony A (8 months ago)
    1. Dewey Finn: God of Rock, thank you for this chance to kick ass.
    From School of Rock. Submitted by Christy T (8 months ago)
    1. Lenny: [when Lino is forcing him to eat a shrimp] PUT THE SHRIMP DOWN!
    From Shark Tale. Submitted by Anthony A (8 months ago)
    1. Frankie: Lenny had an accident. He was born!
    2. Lenny: [sarcastic laugh] You're a comic genius.
    From Shark Tale. Submitted by Anthony A (8 months ago)
    1. Lenny: Here I come! Ta-da! Sebastian, the Whale Washin' Dolphin!
    From Shark Tale. Submitted by Anthony A (8 months ago)
    1. Monkey: Po! Get up!
    2. Tigress: You'll be late for work!
    3. Po: Huh?
    From Kung Fu Panda. Submitted by Anthony A (8 months ago)
    1. Dewey Finn: Math is a wonderful thing. Math is a really cool thing. So get off your ath, let's do some math. Math, math, math, math, math.
    From School of Rock. Submitted by Olivia A (8 months ago)
    1. Dewey Finn: If you can't teach, you teach P.E.
    From School of Rock. Submitted by Jamie S (8 months ago)
    1. Dewey Finn: You're gonna be a funny little footnote on my epic ass!
    From School of Rock. Submitted by Daniel R (9 months ago)
    1. Po: Who do you think I am, Peacock? [both laugh for an extended time, each taking turns]
    2. Po: Why are we laughing?
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Steven P (10 months ago)
    1. Tigress: You don't belong here.
    2. Po: I know this is your room.
    3. Tigress: No, I mean you don't belong here in the Jade Palace. You're a disgrace to kung fu, and if you have any respect for who we are and what we do, you will be gone by morning. [shuts the door]
    4. Po: Big fan!
    From Kung Fu Panda. Submitted by Diego T (10 months ago)
    1. Po: What was that?
    2. Crane: I didn't say anything.
    From Kung Fu Panda. Submitted by Diego T (10 months ago)
    1. Carl Denham: And lo, the beast looked upon the face of beauty, and beauty stayed his hand. And from that day forward, he was as one dead.
    From King Kong. Submitted by Saket A (10 months ago)
    1. Po: There is no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness.
    From Kung Fu Panda. Submitted by Ben F (10 months ago)
    1. Po: They must be close. I can feel a kung fu chill riding up my spine.
    2. Viper: Sorry Po, it's just me.
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Rishi K (11 months ago)
    1. Oogway: I see you have found the Sacred Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom!
    2. Po: (turns around, mouth full of peaches) Is that what this is? I'm so sorry, I thought it was just a regular peach tree!
    From Kung Fu Panda. Submitted by Diego T (11 months ago)
    1. Carl Denham: It was beauty killed the Beast.
    From King Kong. Submitted by Shehzad J (11 months ago)
    1. Lord Shen: The only reason you are still alive is that I find your stupidity mildly amusing.
    2. Po: Well thank you, but I find your evilness extremely annoying!
    3. Lord Shen: Who do you think you are, Panda?
    4. Po: Who do you think I am, Peacock?
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Benny B (11 months ago)
    1. Jeff Portnoy: Alpa, if you untie me, I will literally suck your dick, right now.
    2. Alpa Chino: Man, I told you for the last time, I love tha pussy!
    3. Jeff Portnoy: I'll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy. Get it over here, buddy. Let's do this.
    From Tropic Thunder. Submitted by Palmer R (11 months ago)
    1. Po: How did I do?
    2. Master Shifu: There is now a level zero.
    From Kung Fu Panda. Submitted by Shichao C (11 months ago)
    1. Tigress: And so snack stops this time.
    2. Po: (Laughs) Snack stops? (Runs towards cliff) Wait are you serious?
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by John C (11 months ago)
    1. Dewey Finn: Ok, here's the deal. I have a hangover. Who knows what that means?
    2. Frankie: Doesn't that mean you're drunk?
    3. Dewey Finn: No. It means I was drunk yesterday.
    From School of Rock. Submitted by Anna B (11 months ago)
    1. Po: Nothing's unstoppable except for me when I'm stopping you from telling me something's unstoppable!
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Nidhi K (11 months ago)
    1. Master Shifu: This could be the end of Kung Fu.
    2. Po: But I just got Kung Fu.
    3. Master Shifu: And now, you must save it.
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Ate M (12 months ago)
    1. Tai Lung: The Wuxi finger hold!
    2. Po: Oh, you know this hold?
    3. Tai Lung: You're bluffing. You're bluffing! Shifu didn't teach you that.
    4. Po: Nope. I figured it out. Skadoosh!
    From Kung Fu Panda. Submitted by Phil B (12 months ago)
    1. Po: I just found out that my dad, might not really be my dad.
    2. Tigress: Your dad, the goose?
    3. Po: [nods]
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Ej N (12 months ago)
    1. Po: Scars heal.
    2. Lord Shen: No, they don't. Wounds heal.
    3. Po: Oh, right. What do scars do? Fade?
    4. Lord Shen: I don't care what scars do!
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Amanda M (12 months ago)
    1. Po: Tell those musicians to start playing some action music because it is on.
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Benny B (12 months ago)
    1. Po: You should Shen. You got to let go of the stuff from past, because it just doesn't matter. The only thing that matters is what you choose to be now.
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Ken C (12 months ago)
    1. Lord Shen: Who do you think you are, Panda?
    2. Po: Who do you think I am, Peacock?
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Off T (12 months ago)
    1. Po: You've got to let go of that stuff from the past because it just doesn't matter . The only thing that matters is what you choose to be now.
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Carla P (12 months ago)
    1. Po: My fist hungers for justice. [stomach growls] That was my fist.
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Prabhu K (12 months ago)
    1. Master Shifu: Po, the day you were chosen as Dragon Warrior was the worst day of my life. By far nothing else came close, it was the worst, most painful, mind destroying horrible moment....
    2. Po: *trying to calm Shifu down but is a bit annoyed* Okay
    3. Master Shifu: I have ever experienced *makes disgruntled noises with a small shiver* But once I realized the problem was not you, but within me, I found inner peace and was able to harness the flow of the universe.
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Lauren D (12 months ago)
    1. Po: I threw up a little bit on the third floor.
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by John S (12 months ago)
    1. Barry: There's no way your daughter likes that music (Stevie Wonder) oh! Is she in a coma?
    From High Fidelity. Submitted by Susan T (12 months ago)
    1. Tai Lung: You can't defeat me! You're just a big fat panda!
    2. Po: I'm not a big fat panda. I'm THE big fat panda.
    From Kung Fu Panda. Submitted by Benny B (12 months ago)
    1. Po: How can kung fu stop something that stops kung fu?
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Benny B (13 months ago)
    1. Po: My fist hungers for justice [stomach growls] that was... my fist.
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Sara B (13 months ago)
    1. Po: There is no secret ingredient, it's just you.
    From Kung Fu Panda. Submitted by Bryan M (13 months ago)
    1. Po: Kung fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! You guys look great, by the way.
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Sara B (13 months ago)
    1. Po: i threw up a little bit on the third floor.
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Sara B (13 months ago)
    1. Po: There is no charge for awesomeness...or attractiveness.
    From Kung Fu Panda. Submitted by Benny B (13 months ago)
    1. Po: Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend.
    From Kung Fu Panda. Submitted by Chris P (13 months ago)
    1. Po: Did you guys just see me?! I was like ahhhhhyah!
    From Kung Fu Panda 2. Submitted by Sara B (13 months ago)
    1. Lemuel Gulliver: I'm not doing this. You got me in a diaper and a dress. I'm not doing tea time with you! Go find another doll!
    From Gulliver's Travels. Submitted by Chris P (13 months ago)
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