Jason Segel Biography

For the first decade or so of Jason Segel's career as a Hollywood actor, he spent his time earning cult-favorite status -- beginning with the jet-black comedy Dead Man on Campus (1998), then the NBC comedy drama Freaks and Geeks (1999). Segel subsuquently achieved broader recognition for his long-running performance as Marshall on the beloved sitcom How I Met Your Mother. He also played Jason in the big-screen feature Knocked Up (2007), Judd Apatow's uproarious follow-up to The 40-Year-Old Virgin. Fresh off his success in Knocked Up, Segel parlayed his newfound wide-scale popularity into the ultimate chance to showcase his skills, writing and starring in the side splitting romantic comedy Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008), alongside Kristen Bell, Mila Kunis, and Russell Brand.The massively succesful film also featured a supporting performance by funnyman Paul Rudd, who reteamed with Segal for 2009's buddy comedy I Love You, Man. Having found a niche with audiences, the actor next picked up another tonally similar comedy, appearing with Cameron Diaz in the sharp witted, hard-R rated Bad Teacher in 2011. Later that same year, Segal showcased his talents on both sides of the camera yet again, writing the script for a reboot of Jim Henson's beloved Muppets, and starring in the film alongside the furry stars as well. As Segal geared up for 2012, he signed on to star alongside Emily Blunt in the romantic comedy A Five Year Engagement. ~ Nathan Southern, Rovi

• 1. Jeff: This Porsche is tiny.
  2. Pat: The Porsche is normal sized--you're a Sasquatch.
  3. Jeff: Are those workout gloves?
  4. Pat: Uh, I don't think so, they came with the car, so...
  From Jeff, Who Lives at Home. Submitted by Jack F (2 months ago)

• 1. Jeff: Shit is alive!
  From Jeff, Who Lives at Home. Submitted by Mindy B (2 months ago)

• 1. Gary: Life's a fillet o' fish.
  2. Gary: Yes it is!
  From The Muppets. Submitted by Brad S (2 months ago)

• 1. Jeff: You ever feel like you were waiting for ever to figure out what your destiny is?
  From Jeff, Who Lives at Home. Submitted by Chris P (2 months ago)

• 1. Gary: I'm a muppety man.
  From The Muppets. Submitted by Caroline R (4 months ago)

• 1. Gary: Mary! Surprise! I figured out why you were mad at... [realizes she's gone] ...me.
  From The Muppets. Submitted by Declan R (4 months ago)

• 1. Peter Bretter: Oh, wedding in Hawaii! Real original!
  From Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Submitted by Matthew L (5 months ago)

• 1. Gary: It's time to light the lights.
  From The Muppets. Submitted by Austin G (5 months ago)

• 1. Gary: Growing up is becoming who you want to be.
  From The Muppets. Submitted by Teresa D (5 months ago)

• 1. Gary: Am I a man or a muppet?
  From The Muppets. Submitted by Jacob D (5 months ago)

• 1. Gary: I'm a muppet of a man.
  From The Muppets. Submitted by Daniel R (5 months ago)

• 1. Gary: Sooner or later you're going to have to believe in yourself..
  From The Muppets. Submitted by Judy C (6 months ago)

• 1. Peter Bretter: You shall not pass!
  From Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Submitted by Cori J (9 months ago)

• 1. Russell Gettis: It's the only argument I need Shawn!
  From Bad Teacher. Submitted by Darren C (11 months ago)

• 1. Russell Gettis: Twilight, what did we talk about in class? Don't throw it at her, throw it through her.
  From Bad Teacher. Submitted by Hannah M (11 months ago)

• 1. Russell Gettis: Hey do want to go out some time?
  2. Elizabeth: Are you still a gym teacher?
  3. Russell Gettis: Yeah.
  4. Elizabeth: Then fuck off.
  From Bad Teacher. Submitted by Mark H (11 months ago)

• 1. Elizabeth: Sign my yearbook?
  2. Russell Gettis: Hold my ball sack.
  From Bad Teacher. Submitted by Daniel F (11 months ago)

• 1. Sydney Fife: Hi.
  2. Hailey: I'm good. I know you didn't ask but I'm good.
  3. Sydney Fife: Okay.
  4. Hailey: Just in case you were going to ask.
  From I Love You, Man. Submitted by Susan T (11 months ago)

• 1. Peter Klaven: I will see you there, or I will see you on another time.
  2. Sydney Fife: That was very confusing. I don't know if you're gonna come or not.
  3. Peter Klaven: No, I'll be there.
  From I Love You, Man. Submitted by Susan T (11 months ago)

• 1. Sydney Fife: This is the man cave, there's no women allowed in here. I got a jerk-off station for God's sake.
  From I Love You, Man. Submitted by Mounzer B (12 months ago)

• 1. Jason: She looks really, smart.
  2. Pete: You look like Babe Ruth's gay brother, Gabe Ruth
  From Knocked Up. Submitted by Mounzer B (12 months ago)

• 1. Sydney Fife: I love you bro Montana.
  From I Love You, Man. Submitted by Chris P (13 months ago)

• 1. Vector: When I'm done with Gru, he's gonna be begging for mercy!
  From Despicable Me. Submitted by rob g (14 months ago)