Jason Sudeikis Biography

Hailing from Overland Park, KS, clean-cut comedic actor Jason Sudeikis rose to fame as a member of that Valhalla of comics, Saturday Night Live; he joined the series not as an actor but as a writer, in the 2003-2004 season, then moved into performance and distinguished himself during his premiere season with three portrayals that instantly became audience favorites: burglar Ed Mahoney, American Idol winner Taylor Hicks, and that of a Bluetooth-wearing, egomaniacal "A-hole" in a series of sketches that also starred Kristen Wiig. Prior to SNL involvement, Sudeikis entered the comedic realm via participation in Kansas City's ComedySportz ensemble, then relocated to Chicago and enlisted with Second City. He also performed with Boom Chicago in Amsterdam and co-founded Second City Las Vegas.From SNL, Sudeikis made the short leap to prime-time television and feature films. On the small screen, he landed a recurring role as Tina Fey's boyfriend Floyd on the popular NBC sitcom 30 Rock. Sudeikis' feature-film appearances (the majority in the comedy vein) include supporting roles in the outings The Ten (2007), What Happens in Vegas (2008), Semi-Pro (2008), and The Rocker (2008). ~ Nathan Southern, Rovi

• 1. Nick Hendricks: [during Nick's intro] The only hitch: I work for this guy, David Harken, who right now is feeding me some fresh sh*t for being two minutes late. He's a total f*cking asshole.
  2. Dale Arbus: [during Dale's intro] And it would've been the perfect job, if it weren't for one evil, crazy b*tch...D.D.S.
  3. Kurt Buckman: [during Kurt's intro] And if the worst thing about this job is having to tolerate my boss' dipsh*t cokehead son, well, it's a small price to pay.
  From Horrible Bosses. Submitted by Slade U (5 months ago)

• 1. Kurt: You know, they should call you... Motherfucker-over Jones to avoid confusion, right?
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• 1. Nick: [showing Nick's intro] My boss he's a TOTAL FUCKING ASSHOLE.
  2. Dale: [showing Dale's intro] My boss she's a EVIL CRAZY BITCH.
  3. Kurt: [showing Kurt's intro] My boss he's a DIPSHIT COKEHEAD SON.
  From Horrible Bosses. Submitted by Baurushan J (7 months ago)

• 1. Kurt: Your first name is Mother Fucker?
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• 1. Box: So she won't fuck fat dudes, but she will sleep with a guy whose face looks like it's covered in jizz.
  From Going the Distance. Submitted by Nastassia J (8 months ago)

• 1. Eric: Take back what's been taken from us!
  From A Good Old Fashioned Orgy. Submitted by Chris P (9 months ago)

• 1. Box: This isn't a mustache, it's a time machine.
  From Going the Distance. Submitted by Nastassia J (9 months ago)

• 1. Grace: This morning you left the computer on gangbangfacebath.com!
  2. Fred: I get my weather from that site...
  From Hall Pass. Submitted by Facebook U (10 months ago)

• 1. Kurt: You can't win a marathon without putting some bandaids on your nipples!
  From Horrible Bosses. Submitted by Christine C (10 months ago)

• 1. Kurt: Tell you what, I'd like to bend her over a barrel and show her the fifty states, you know what I'm saying?
  From Horrible Bosses. Submitted by Simon M (10 months ago)

• 1. Bobby Pellit: We need to trim some of the fat.
  2. Kurt Buckman: What do you mean by trim the fat?
  3. Bobby Pellit: I want you to fire the fat people. They're lazy and they're slow and they make me sad to look at. You can start with Large Marge.
  4. Bobby Pellit: Marge can you come in here please?
  From Horrible Bosses. Submitted by Gene A (10 months ago)

• 1. Dale: So you took the penis foods as an imitation of fuck her.
  2. Kurt: No. I took her invitation of fuck her, as an invitation of fuck her.
  From Horrible Bosses. Submitted by Alec B (11 months ago)

• 1. Bobby Pellitt: You can fire Professor Xavier.
  2. Kurt: You mean Hank.
  3. Bobby Pellitt: Creeps me out, rolling around all day in his special little secret chair.
  From Horrible Bosses. Submitted by Gregory R (11 months ago)

• 1. Kurt: Your boss is incredibly hot.
  2. Dale: Don't talk about how hot she is.
  3. Kurt: She makes herself a little snack. A popsicle. A banana. And finally, a hot dog. And eating them in that weird order thats not a proper meal.
  4. Nick: It's cold to hot.
  From Horrible Bosses. Submitted by Mark H (11 months ago)

• 1. Kurt: What do you mean by, 'trim the fat'?
  From Horrible Bosses. Submitted by Alec B (12 months ago)