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Birthday:
Oct 22, 1952
Birthplace:
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA

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Jeff Goldblum Biography

Tall, gangly, and oddly handsome, stage, screen, and television actor Jeff Goldblum is an unlikely sex symbol. But for many women, especially those fond of eccentric intellectual types, he fits the role perfectly. Known for the range of quirky, often otherworldly characters he has portrayed, Goldblum is adept at playing lead and supporting roles in dramas and comedies alike. A native of Pittsburgh, PA, where he was born October 22, 1952, Goldblum moved to New York at the age of 17 to pursue an acting career. He got his start at Sanford Meisner's distinguished Neighborhood Playhouse, and in the '70s began performing in a wide variety of on and off-Broadway productions. When he was 22, Goldblum made his film debut with a small role as a rapist in Michael Winner's brutal revenge drama Death Wish (1974). He was performing on-stage in the El Grande de Coca Cola review when Robert Altman gave him a small part in California Split (1974) and a slightly larger role in Nashville (1975). Afterwards, Goldblum was steadily employed as a bit player in both major and minor features, turning in one of his most notable performances as a nervous houseguest struggling to remember his mantra in the Los Angeles-set segment of Annie Hall (1977). In 1980, Goldblum branched out into television, starring opposite Ben Vereen in the short-lived television detective comedy Tenspeed and Brown Shoe. As Brown Shoe, Goldblum played an uptight stockbroker trying to make it as a hardboiled private detective. Although the role may have given him greater recognition, the actor gained his first really favorable reviews playing a tabloid magazine reporter in The Big Chill (1983). This led to leading roles in such films as Into the Night (1985), where Goldblum played an aerospace engineer opposite Michelle Pfeiffer, and Silverado (also 1985), which cast him as a villainous gambler. In 1986, he had his first hit movie with David Cronenberg's terrifying sci-fi-horror film The Fly (1986), playing a driven scientist whose research turns him into a gruesome mutant. His co-star was his then-wife, Geena Davis, whom he met while they were on the set of the comedy-thriller Transylvania 6-5000 (1985). The couple divorced in the early '90s and Goldblum then embarked on a highly publicized relationship with actress Laura Dern that broke up in the mid-'90s.In 1989, Goldblum made a favorable transatlantic impression in the British romantic comedy The Tall Guy, playing a perpetually unemployed actor who is cast as the lead of a musical about the Elephant Man. He continued to work steadily throughout the subsequent decade, appearing in films of markedly varying quality. He found great success in Steven Spielberg's Jurassic Park, playing a mathematician in one of the decade's biggest blockbusters. He reprised his role for the film's 1997 sequel. In 1996, Goldblum again explored blockbuster territory with a leading role as a computer genius in Independence Day. He repeated his role from Jurassic Park in that film's sequel. He starred opposite Eddie Murphy in the notorious bomb Holy Man.At the beginning of the next decade Goldblum worked primarily in independent films such as Burr Steers' debut Igby Goes Down, and playing the romantic and professional rival to Bill Murray in Wes Anderson's The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou. In 2006 he scored a role in his most mainstream film in quite sometime as part of the impressive ensemble in Barry Levinson's satire Man of the Year. ~ Sandra Brennan, Rovi

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Quotes from Jeff Goldblum's Characters

    1. Eddie Carr: What's hurt? What do you need?
    2. Ian Malcolm: We need rope!
    3. Eddie Carr: Rope, okay! Anything else?
    4. Ian Malcolm: Yeah, three double cheeseburgers with everything.
    5. Nick Van Owen: No onions on mine.
    6. Sarah Harding: And an apple turnover!
    From The Lost World - Jurassic Park. Submitted by Jed G (4 days ago)
    1. Ian Malcolm: [prepares to slide down the rope] I'm coming right back, I give you my word.
    2. Kelly Curtis: But you NEVER keep your word!
    3. Ian Malcolm: [slides down the rope]
    From The Lost World - Jurassic Park. Submitted by Jed G (4 days ago)
    1. David Levinson: [looks at the clock on his computer] Time's up...
    From Independence Day. Submitted by Jed G (5 days ago)
    1. David Levinson: You're obsessed with 'fat lady'.
    From Independence Day. Submitted by Jed G (5 days ago)
    1. Ian Malcolm: And now I'm sitting here, by myself, talking to myself. That's chaos theory.
    From Jurassic Park. Submitted by Jed G (6 days ago)
    1. Peter Ludlow: It is our board of directors which I must face, not my uncle. Really, you must trust me, your problems are about to be rendered moot. In an few weeks' time, they'll be long forgotten.
    2. Ian Malcolm: (grabs Ludlow) Not by me.
    3. Peter Ludlow: Careful. This suit cost more than your education.
    From The Lost World - Jurassic Park. Submitted by Jed G (34 days ago)
    1. Roland Tembo: The Rex was just fed, so it won't stalk us for food.
    2. Ian Malcolm: Just fed? I assume you're talking about Eddie? You might want to show a little respect, the man saved our lives by giving his.
    3. Roland Tembo: Then his troubles are over. My point is, the predators don't hunt when they're not hungry.
    4. Nick Van Owen: No, only humans do.
    5. Roland Tembo: Oh, you're breaking our hearts. Saddle up! Let's get this moveable feast on the way!
    From The Lost World - Jurassic Park. Submitted by Jed G (34 days ago)
    1. Alan Grant: We're out of the job.
    2. Ian Malcolm: Don't you mean extinct?
    From Jurassic Park. Submitted by Jed G (53 days ago)
    1. Ian Malcolm: God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs, God creates Man, Man kills God, Man brings back dinosaurs.
    2. Dr. Ellie Sattler: [sarcastic] Dinosaurs eat Man, Woman inherits the Earth.
    From Jurassic Park. Submitted by Kris R (3 months ago)
    1. Ian Malcolm: God, I hate being right all the time.
    From Jurassic Park. Submitted by Kris R (3 months ago)
    1. Ian Malcolm: [to Ludlow] Taking dinosaurs off this island is the worst idea in the long sad history of bad ideas, and I'm gonna be there when you learn that.
    From The Lost World - Jurassic Park. Submitted by John R (4 months ago)
    1. Ian Malcolm: If there's one thing the history of evolution has taught us, it's that life will not be contained. Life breaks free, it expands to new territories, and crashes through barriers painfully, maybe even dangerously, but, uh, well, there it is.
    From Jurassic Park. Submitted by Dann M (4 months ago)
    1. David Levinson: We're hit! We took a hit!
    2. Capt. Steven Hiller: We're not hit! We're not hit! Stop side-seat driving!
    From Independence Day. Submitted by Carl L (4 months ago)
    1. John Hammond: Haha! See? I'm not making the same mistakes again!
    2. Ian Malcolm: Noooo, no, you're making all new ones!
    From The Lost World - Jurassic Park. Submitted by T R (4 months ago)
    1. Ian Malcolm: Wait, wait, so, you're sending in people, a, a small amount of people, on the ground?! Who are these four lunatics you're trying to con into this?
    From The Lost World - Jurassic Park. Submitted by T R (4 months ago)
    1. Ian Malcolm: [trying to get the satellite phone to work] Eddie, Eddie, why isn't this working!?
    2. Eddie Carr: It'll work if you love it!
    3. Ian Malcolm: I'll love it if it works!
    From The Lost World - Jurassic Park. Submitted by T R (4 months ago)
    1. Ian Malcolm: Eddie, is there any reason to think that the phone in the RV might be working? Don't tease me now, I don't want to get my hopes up.
    2. Eddie Carr: Well, if you were even slightly qualified you might try flipping the on switch.
    3. Kelly Curtis: [going in the trailer with Malcolm] Dad, are you mad?
    4. Ian Malcolm: No, I'm Furious!
    From The Lost World - Jurassic Park. Submitted by T R (4 months ago)
    1. Kelly Curtis: She doesn't even have a Sega! She's such a troglodyte!
    2. Ian Malcolm: Cruel, but good word use.
    3. Kelly Curtis: Why can't I just come with you? I can do research for you like I did in Austin!
    4. Ian Malcolm: This is nothing like Austin.
    From The Lost World - Jurassic Park. Submitted by T R (4 months ago)
    1. Kelly Curtis: She doesn't even have a Sega! She's such a troglodyte!
    2. Ian Malcolm: Cruel, but good word use.
    3. Kelly Curtis: Why can't I just come with you? I can do research for you like I did in Austin!
    4. Ian Malcolm: This is nothing like Austin.
    From The Lost World - Jurassic Park. Submitted by T R (4 months ago)
    1. Ian Malcolm: Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend.
    From Jurassic Park. Submitted by T R (5 months ago)
    1. John Hammond: All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, NOTHING worked.
    2. Ian Malcolm: Yeah, but John, if Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.
    From Jurassic Park. Submitted by T R (5 months ago)
    1. Dr. Ellie Sattler: Can we chance taking him back to the jeep?
    2. Ian Malcolm: Please chance it!
    From Jurassic Park. Submitted by T R (5 months ago)
    1. Mac: Hi! I'm Mac. Nice to meet you Mr. Dude.
    2. Dr. Ted Gallagher: Dr. Dude.
    3. Mac: Oh! Dr. Dude! [kisses hand]
    From Earth Girls Are Easy. Submitted by T R (5 months ago)
    1. Seth Brundle: I'm an insect who dreamt he was a man and loved it.
    From The Fly. Submitted by Bob O (6 months ago)
    1. Ian Malcolm: [to Hammond] Genetic power is the most awesome force the planet's ever seen, but you wield it like a kid that's found his dad's gun.
    From Jurassic Park. Submitted by John R (6 months ago)
    1. John Hammond: Condors are on the verge of extinction! If I were to create a flock of condors on this island, you wouldn't have anything to say!
    2. Ian Malcolm: This isn't some species that was obliterated by deforestation or the building of a dam. Dinosaurs had their shot and Nature selected them for extinction!
    From Jurassic Park. Submitted by John R (6 months ago)
    1. John Hammond: How can we sit in the light of discovery and not act?
    2. Ian Malcolm: Oh what's so great about discovery? It's a violent, penetrative act that scars what it explores. What you call discovery, I call the rape of the natural world.
    From Jurassic Park. Submitted by John R (6 months ago)
    1. Ian Malcolm: You've got it, and you slap it on a plastic lunch box, and you want to sell it, [bangs on table] you want to sell it now.
    From Jurassic Park. Submitted by Justin K (7 months ago)
    1. Ian Malcolm: [T-rex chases after the Jeep] Must go faster!
    From Jurassic Park. Submitted by Justin K (7 months ago)
    1. Ian Malcolm: Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
    From Jurassic Park. Submitted by Warren G (9 months ago)
    1. Ian Malcolm: All major changes are like death. You can't see what is on the other side until you get there.
    From Jurassic Park. Submitted by Saim C (10 months ago)
    1. Ian Malcolm: Boy, do I hate being right all the time!
    From Jurassic Park. Submitted by Saim C (10 months ago)
    1. Alan Grant: Looks like we're out of a job.
    2. Ian Malcolm: Don't you mean extinct.
    From Jurassic Park. Submitted by Jonathon P (11 months ago)
    1. Seth Brundle: (to Veronica) - You're afraid to dive into the plasma pool, aren't you? You're afraid to be destroyed and recreated, aren't you? I'll bet you think that you woke me up about the flesh, don't you? But you only know society's straight line about the flesh. You can't penetrate beyond society's sick, gray, fear of the flesh. Drink deep, or taste not, the plasma spring! You see what I'm saying? And I'm not just talking about sex and penetration. I'm talking about penetration beyond the veil of the flesh! A deep penetrating dive into the plasma pool!
    From The Fly. Submitted by Creep F (11 months ago)
    1. Veronica Quaife: Five sets of exactly the same clothes?
    2. Seth Brundle: Learned it from Einstein. This way I don't have to expend any thought on what to wear. I grab the next set on the rack.
    From The Fly. Submitted by Creep F (11 months ago)
    1. Seth Brundle: (to Veronica) - Don't go back to it.
    From The Fly. Submitted by Creep F (11 months ago)
    1. Seth Brundle: (to Veronica) - I will say now, however objectively, that human teleportation, molecular decimation, breakdown, reformation, is inherently purging.
    From The Fly. Submitted by Creep F (11 months ago)
    1. Seth Brundle: There was an old lady who swallowed a fly, perhaps she'll die.
    From The Fly. Submitted by Creep F (11 months ago)
    1. Seth Brundle: (to Veronica) - You were right. I am diseased, and uh, it might be contagious somehow. I wouldn't want to infect you.
    From The Fly. Submitted by Creep F (11 months ago)
    1. Seth Brundle: (his last words before his final transformation) - We'll be the ultimate family. A family of three joined together in one body. More human than I am alone.
    From The Fly. Submitted by Creep F (11 months ago)
    1. Seth Brundle: (to himself) - Oh, no. What's happening to me? Am I dying?
    From The Fly. Submitted by Creep F (11 months ago)
    1. Seth Brundle: (after teleporting for the first time) - Now, you tell me. Am I different somehow? Is it live or is it Memorex?
    From The Fly. Submitted by Creep F (11 months ago)
    1. Seth Brundle: (to Veronica) - Help me. Please. Help me!
    From The Fly. Submitted by Creep F (11 months ago)
    1. Tawny: Are you a body builder, or something?
    2. Seth Brundle: Yeah, I build bodies. I take them apart, and put them back together again.
    From The Fly. Submitted by Creep F (11 months ago)
    1. Seth Brundle: My teeth have begun to fall out. The medicine cabinet is now the Brundle Museum of Natural History. You wanna see what else is in it?
    From The Fly. Submitted by Creep F (11 months ago)
    1. Seth Brundle: What am I working on? Uhh, I'm working on something that will change the world and human life as we know it.
    From The Fly. Submitted by Creep F (11 months ago)
    1. Tawny: There's no elevator, I can't make it.
    2. Seth Brundle: No, there's an elevator (picks her up in his arms) There, don't you feel elevated?
    From The Fly. Submitted by Creep F (11 months ago)
    1. Seth Brundle: We'll be the perfect couple; the dynamic duo. Come on. Right now.
    2. Veronica Quaife: Hey, wait. Don't give me that born-again teleportation. I'm scared. What do I have to say? I'm not gonna do it!
    3. Seth Brundle: (pissed off) - You're a fu*king drag, you know that?!
    From The Fly. Submitted by Creep F (11 months ago)
    1. Veronica Quaife: Are you sick?
    2. Seth Brundle: Huh? Oh, sure.
    3. Veronica Quaife: You're not a very accomplished drunk.
    4. Seth Brundle: No, no I'm always like this it's um, motion sickness. When I was a kid, I uh, puked on my tricycle. I hate vehicles.
    From The Fly. Submitted by Creep F (11 months ago)
    1. Seth Brundle: I've come here to say one magic word to you.
    2. Veronica Quaife: Yeah?
    3. Seth Brundle: Cheeseburger.
    From The Fly. Submitted by Creep F (11 months ago)
    1. Tawny: I'm afraid.
    2. Seth Brundle: Don't be afraid.
    3. Veronica Quaife: No. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
    From The Fly. Submitted by Creep F (11 months ago)
    1. Seth Brundle: I was not pure. The teleporter insists on inner pure. I was not pure.
    2. Veronica Quaife: I don't know what you mean.
    3. Seth Brundle: A fly got into the transmitter pod with me that first time, when I was alone. The computer got confused - there weren't supposed to be two separate genetic patterns - and it decided to, uhh, splice us together. It mated us, me and the fly. We hadn't even been properly introduced.
    From The Fly. Submitted by Creep F (11 months ago)
    1. Seth Brundle: I think you're making a mistake. I think you really want to talk to me.
    2. Veronica Quaife: Sorry, I have three other interviews to do before this party's over.
    3. Seth Brundle: Yeah, but they're not working on something that'll change the world as we know it.
    4. Veronica Quaife: They say they are.
    5. Seth Brundle: Yeah, but they're lying. I'm not.
    From The Fly. Submitted by Creep F (11 months ago)
    1. Veronica Quaife: You need help. You must be sick.
    2. Seth Brundle: YOU'RE JEALOUS! I've become free and you can't stand it. You'll do anything to bring me down. Does this look like a sick man to you? [starts punching the wall apart]
    3. Veronica Quaife: No, stop it!
    From The Fly. Submitted by Creep F (11 months ago)
    1. Seth Brundle: (cuts some steak) - Now, I want you to try this teleported half.
    2. Veronica Quaife: Oh, are you serious? A monkey just came apart in there.
    3. Seth Brundle: Baboon. Eat.
    4. Veronica Quaife: Oh. Oh, oh, tastes funny.
    5. Seth Brundle: Funny? How?
    6. Veronica Quaife: It tastes um, synthetic.
    7. Seth Brundle: Mmm-hmm.
    8. Veronica Quaife: So, what have we proved?
    9. Seth Brundle: The computer is giving us its interpretation...of a steak. It's, uh translating it for us; it's rethinking it, rather than reproducing it, and something is getting lost in the translation.
    10. Veronica Quaife: Me. I'm lost.
    11. Seth Brundle: The flesh. It should make the computer, uh crazy. Like those old ladies pinching babies. But it doesn't; not yet because I haven't taught the computer to be made crazy by the...flesh; the poetry of the steak. So, I'm gonna start teaching it now.
    From The Fly. Submitted by Creep F (11 months ago)
    1. Seth Brundle: I farm bits and pieces out to the guys who are much more brilliant than I am. I say, 'Build me a laser', this. 'Design me a molecular analyzer', that. They do, and I just stick 'em together. But, none of them know what the project really is. So...
    2. Veronica Quaife: Wow! And, uh, the money? Bartok Science Industries financed this?
    3. Seth Brundle: Hmm-mmm. But they leave me alone, 'cause I'm not expensive. And they know they'll end up owning it, whatever it is.
    From The Fly. Submitted by Creep F (11 months ago)
    1. Seth Brundle: It's not ready yet.
    2. Veronica Quaife: It seems to work okay.
    3. Seth Brundle: No, something important is missing.
    4. Veronica Quaife: Yeah?
    5. Seth Brundle: Yeah.
    6. Veronica Quaife: Which is?
    7. Seth Brundle: I can only teleport inanimate objects.
    8. Veronica Quaife: Well, what happens when you try to teleport living things?
    9. Seth Brundle: Not while we're eating.
    10. Veronica Quaife: (pointing on her cheeseburger) - It can't be worse than this.
    From The Fly. Submitted by Creep F (11 months ago)
    1. Seth Brundle: You have to leave now and never come back here. Have you ever heard of insect politics? Neither have I. Insects...don't have politics. They're very brutal. No compassion, no compromise. We can't trust the insect. I'd like to become the first insect politician. You see, I'd like to, but I'm afraid, uh...
    2. Veronica Quaife: I don't know what you're trying to say.
    3. Seth Brundle: I'm saying. I'm saying I - I'm an insect who dreamt he was a man and loved it. But now the dream is over, and the insect is awake.
    4. Veronica Quaife: No. no, Seth.
    5. Seth Brundle: I'm saying, I'll hurt you if you stay.
    From The Fly. Submitted by Creep F (11 months ago)
    1. Veronica Quaife: We've gotta do this, Seth. Talk to the tape. Get in the habit. The world will want to know what you're thinking.
    2. Seth Brundle: FU*K is what I'm thinking!
    3. Veronica Quaife: Good. The world will want to know that. What else? Why didn't it work?
    4. Seth Brundle: I think it turned the baboon inside-out.
    5. Veronica Quaife: Why?
    6. Seth Brundle: It can't cope with the flesh. It only seems to work on inanimate objects; nothing that's living.
    7. Veronica Quaife: Why?
    8. Seth Brundle: Computers are dumb. They only know what you tell them. I must not know enough about the flesh myself. I'm gonna have to learn. I don't wanna talk now.
    From The Fly. Submitted by Creep F (11 months ago)
    1. Veronica Quaife: You're changing Seth. Everything about you is changing. You look bad. You smell bad.
    2. Seth Brundle: I've never been much of a bather.
    3. Veronica Quaife: Those weird hairs that were growing out of your back. I took them to a lab. I had them analyzed.
    4. Seth Brundle: The hairs? The hairs? Oh. Yeah, that's a strange thing to do.
    5. Veronica Quaife: Not as strange as the results. The guy at the lab had trouble identifying them. He finally came to the conclusion, that they were definitely not human.
    6. Seth Brundle: Oh, very good.
    7. Veronica Quaife: Not human, Seth. In fact, very insect-like hairs.
    From The Fly. Submitted by Creep F (11 months ago)
    1. Seth Brundle: How does Brundlefly eat? Well, he found out the hard and painful way that he eats very much the way a fly eats. His teeth are now useless, because although he can chew up solid food, he can't digest them. Solid food hurts. So like a fly, Brundlefly breaks down solids with a corrosive enzyme, playfully called 'vomit drop'. He regurgitates on his food, it liquefies, and then he sucks it back up. Ready for a demonstration, kids? Here goes...
    2. Stathis Borans: Oh my God. My God!
    From The Fly. Submitted by Creep F (11 months ago)
    1. Seth Brundle: What's there to take? The disease has just revealed its purpose. We don't have to worry about contagion anymore. I know what the disease wants.
    2. Veronica Quaife: What does the disease want?
    3. Seth Brundle: It wants to, turn me into something else. That's not too terrible is it? Most people would give anything to be turned into something else.
    4. Veronica Quaife: Turned into what?
    5. Seth Brundle: What do you think? A fly? Am I becoming a hundred-and-eighty-five-pound fly? No, I'm becoming something that never existed before. I'm becoming, Brundlefly. Don't you think that's worth a Nobel Prize or two?
    From The Fly. Submitted by Creep F (11 months ago)
    1. Ian Malcolm: That is one big pile of shit.
    From Jurassic Park. Submitted by Rocky F (12 months ago)
    1. Seth Brundle: I'm saying... I'll hurt you if you stay.
    From The Fly. Submitted by John H (13 months ago)
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