Birthday:
Jan 3, 1958
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Quotes from Jewel Shepard's Characters

    1. Casey: (talking to Burt) Mister, don't go in there. See, there's a thing in there. It ripped out the phone.
    2. Burt: There's another phone in the basement.
    3. Chuck: The basement's f**ked! You know what's in the basement?
    4. Burt: What do you mean?
    5. Spider: One of those f**king corpses man. A real ugly one; all black and slimy!
    From The Return of the Living Dead. Submitted by Creep F (24 months ago)
    1. Casey: (sitting down; she see's Suicide come walking over) Oh, great. Here's your friend and mine.
    2. Suicide: (overhears) Hey, f**k you, ball-buster!
    From The Return of the Living Dead. Submitted by Creep F (24 months ago)
    1. Casey: (staring at Trash; who's still naked) Why don't you put your clothes on? The show's over.
    2. Trash: What's the matter? Does it make you nervous? (She tries to cool off) I'm hot.
    3. Chuck: (comes walking over) Yeah, you are hot.
    4. Suicide: (yells at Chuck) Scram, wimp!
    From The Return of the Living Dead. Submitted by Creep F (24 months ago)
    1. Chuck: What time does Freddy get off?
    2. Tina: Ten o clock.
    3. Suicide: (angry) I ain't sitting here two fu**ing hours!
    4. Chuck: Oh we could always go drive around.
    5. Suicide: I don't got gas. You wanna buy some gas, idiot?
    6. Chuck: I was kidding.
    7. Scuz: (points to the cemetery) We could go fool around in there for a while.
    8. Casey: You mean that cemetery?
    9. Trash: (excited) Oh let's do that!
    From The Return of the Living Dead. Submitted by Creep F (24 months ago)
    1. Spider: (after they pull up to the warehouse) Man, what a hideous, ugly place.
    2. Trash: I like it. It's a statement.
    3. Suicide: Come on. Let's go get the prick.
    4. Tina: No. It might freak out his boss.
    5. Casey: Well that's not nice.
    6. Spider: Yeah what does he think we are, weird or something?
    From The Return of the Living Dead. Submitted by Creep F (24 months ago)
    1. Suicide: Where the f**k are we going anyway?
    2. Casey: To party.
    3. Tina: To pick up Freddy.
    4. Suicide: Yeah, what the f**k is Freddy up to these days anyway?
    5. Tina: He got himself a job.
    6. Suicide: No sh*t! What job?
    7. Tina: He's a stockroom clerk.
    8. Suicide: Oh yeah? That sounds like a shi**y job.
    9. Tina: Well it isn't the President of the USA, but at least he makes enough money to buy stuff.
    10. Suicide: Oh yeah, maybe he'll buy something for me huh?
    11. Tina: He don't like your kind of stuff, Suicide.
    From The Return of the Living Dead. Submitted by Creep F (24 months ago)
    1. Tina: I'm supposed to meet Freddy when he gets off work.
    2. Casey: Yeah, where you suppose to meet him?
    3. Tina: At this medical supply warehouse where he's working.
    4. Scuz: Oh, no! He got a job? What a di*k!
    From The Return of the Living Dead. Submitted by Creep F (24 months ago)
    1. Trash: I like death.
    2. Chuck: I like death with sex. Casey, do you like sex with death?
    3. Casey: Yeah so f**k off and die.
    From The Return of the Living Dead. Submitted by Creep F (24 months ago)
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