Joel McHale Biography

A television personality most familiar to viewers for his stint as the host of the E! network's satirical pop-culture commentary The Soup (updated and reworked from the channel's original Talk Soup), Joel McHale grew up in the Seattle area and attended the University of Washington as a theater major, where he earned his master's in drama. After relocating to Los Angeles, McHale signed for guest roles and bit parts on series including Will & Grace and Oliver Beene, then landed a small role as Mr. Jacks in the Sam Raimi feature Spider-Man 2, followed by parts in Catherine Hardwicke's Lords of Dogtown and the sketch comedy outing The Onion Movie. On the side, McHale also emceed a series of Burger King commercials. He culled his broadest fan base on The Soup, however, distinguishing himself with sharp sarcasm and a quick wit. ~ Nathan Southern, Rovi

• 1. Mr. Weenie: [Getting taken away by Bob and Bobbie] No! No!
  2. Elliot: [Terrified, witnessing all this] Noooo!
  From Open Season 2. Submitted by Anthony A (20 days ago)

• 1. Elliot: Giselle!
  From Open Season 2. Submitted by Anthony A (20 days ago)

• 1. Elliot: Isn't this great, Boog?
  2. Boog: What's great?
  3. Elliot: Well, not great that Weenie's been kidnapped, but great that we're livin' life on the edge! It's just like old times! Two guys, out on the road!
  From Open Season 2. Submitted by Anthony A (20 days ago)

• 1. Elliot: Have you seen my new horns? They're completely natural!
  From Open Season 2. Submitted by Anthony A (20 days ago)

• 1. Boog: [Disguised as a sheepdog] Elliot! Weenie! Thank goodness you safe! [Elliot and Mr. Weenie scream] Shh! What are you doin'?!
  2. Elliot: Who are you?!
  3. Boog: What do you mean?! I'm your best friend!
  4. Elliot: McSquizzy?!
  5. Boog: [Putting his hands on his hips] McSquizzy?! He doesn't even like you!
  6. Elliot: [Hands on hips] Look, I'm not talkin' to some random, overweight sheepdog about my personal relationships! [Crosses arms]
  7. Boog: It's me! Boog!
  8. Elliot: Boog's fat. [Whacks Boog's belly] No way.
  9. Boog: [Annoyed] Elliot!
  10. Elliot: Huh? Wow! It IS you! Did you lose weight?
  11. Boog: When did you start thinkin' McSquizzy was your BFF?!
  12. Elliot: Oh! Heh heh. Well, you were hibernating. And we were hangin'. Turns out we have a lot in common. [Puts his hands on his hips] We both like nuts.
  13. Boog: YOU are nuts!
  From Open Season 2. Submitted by Anthony A (20 days ago)

• 1. Elliot: Rabbit fight!
  From Open Season 2. Submitted by Anthony A (20 days ago)

• 1. Boog: Giselle, we gotta stick together out here. We're partners, right?
  2. Elliot: [Long gasp] BOOG! You traitor! [Pointing to Giselle] And you, traitor ex!
  3. Giselle: [Looks offended]
  4. Elliot: Enjoy your new-found partnership!
  5. Boog: Oh, come on, Elliot...
  6. Elliot: I don't need any of you! I'll find Mr. Weenie on my own! So long!
  7. McSquizzy: Hey! You're goin' the wrong way, ya choob!
  8. Elliot: [Sarcastically] Oh, thank you very much! This is a shortcut-- [Falls down the edge and screams] I'm okay, guys. You don't care.
  9. McSquizzy: Not really! Was that too harsh?
  From Open Season 2. Submitted by Anthony A (20 days ago)

• 1. Boog: Look, man. We need Giselle. She's a good tracker.
  2. McSquizzy: Yeah! And without her, we never would've found Weenie and that giant, tin-canned thing!
  3. Elliot: [scoffs] Beginner's luck!
  From Open Season 2. Submitted by Anthony A (20 days ago)

• 1. Elliot: Who are you?
  2. Boog: What do you mean? I'm your best friend!
  3. Elliot: McSquizzy?
  From Open Season 2. Submitted by Anthony A (20 days ago)

• 1. Elliot: BING! Shhh.
  From Open Season 2. Submitted by Anthony A (20 days ago)

• 1. Elliot: I can live without them!
  From Open Season 2. Submitted by Anthony A (20 days ago)

• 1. Elliot: Aaahhh!
  From Open Season 2. Submitted by Anthony A (20 days ago)

• 1. Elliot: I win!
  From Open Season 2. Submitted by Anthony A (20 days ago)

• 1. Mr. Weenie: Where are the others?
  2. Elliot: Oh, they're rescuing Mr. Weenie and Buddy. [Notices Buddy] Hey, Buddy.
  From Open Season 2. Submitted by Anthony A (20 days ago)

• 1. Elliot: RABBIT FIGHT!
  From Open Season 2. Submitted by Anthony A (2 months ago)

• 1. Elliot: Married!
  From Open Season 2. Submitted by Anthony A (2 months ago)

• 1. Elliot: I'm okay, guys.
  From Open Season 2. Submitted by Anthony A (2 months ago)

• 1. Elliot: [Along with Mr. Weenie] AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
  From Open Season 2. Submitted by Anthony A (2 months ago)

• 1. Elliot: Shhhhh.
  From Open Season 2. Submitted by Anthony A (5 months ago)

• 1. Elliot: Bing!
  From Open Season 2. Submitted by Anthony A (5 months ago)

• 1. Elliot: [Investigating the Pet Paradiso parking lot] BING! Shhh.
  From Open Season 2. Submitted by Anthony A (5 months ago)

• 1. Elliot: I'm okay, guys! You don't care!
  From Open Season 2. Submitted by Anthony A (5 months ago)

• 1. Elliot: [After falling off the cliff] I'm okay, guys! You don't care.
  2. McSquizzy: Not really! Was that too harsh?
  From Open Season 2. Submitted by Anthony A (5 months ago)

• 1. Elliot: [Repeated line] Aaaahhh!
  From Open Season 2. Submitted by Anthony A (5 months ago)

• 1. Elliot: I'm not talking to a random, overweight sheepdog about my personal relationships. [Crosses his arms]
  From Open Season 2. Submitted by Anthony A (5 months ago)

• 1. Elliot: [after the argument; to Giselle] Hmph!
  From Open Season 2. Submitted by Anthony A (6 months ago)

• 1. Elliot: Forever AND after?
  From Open Season 2. Submitted by Anthony A (6 months ago)

• 1. Elliot: Who are you?
  2. Boog: What do you mean? I'm your best friend!
  3. Elliot: McSquizzy?
  4. Boog: McSquizzy? He doesn't even like you!
  5. Elliot: Look, I'm not talking to some random overweight sheepdog about my personal relationships.
  6. Boog: It's me, Boog!
  7. Elliot: Boog's fat. No way.
  8. Boog: [annoyed] Elliot!
  9. Elliot: Wow, it is you! Did you lose weight?
  From Open Season 2. Submitted by Anthony A (6 months ago)

• 1. Boog: This plan will never work!
  2. Elliot: Don't doubt me, number two friend. Trust the plan.
  From Open Season 2. Submitted by Anthony A (6 months ago)

• 1. Elliot: We're not even married yet, and you're already telling me what to do.
  From Open Season 2. Submitted by Anthony A (6 months ago)

• 1. Elliot: Close to you!
  From Open Season 2. Submitted by Anthony A (7 months ago)

• 1. Elliot: Why do these birds and ducks suddenly appear every time you're near?! Unless, like me, they long to be close to you.
  From Open Season 2. Submitted by Anthony A (7 months ago)

• 1. McSquizzy: You're going the wrong way, you choob!
  2. Elliot: Oh, thank you very much. This is a shortcut.. [falls off a cliff]
  From Open Season 2. Submitted by Anthony A (7 months ago)

• 1. Boog: Giselle, we gotta stick together out here. We're partners, right?
  2. Elliot: [Long gasp] Boog! You traitor! [to Giselle] And you, traitor ex! Enjoy your new-found partnership!
  3. Boog: Oh, come on, Elliot...
  4. Elliot: I don't need any of you. I'll find Mr. Weenie on my own!
  From Open Season 2. Submitted by Anthony A (7 months ago)

• 1. Boog: [After Elliot's horn falls off] Ooh, that just ain't right.
  2. Elliot: Oh, come on!
  From Open Season 2. Submitted by Anthony A (7 months ago)

• 1. Boog: Look, man, we need Giselle. She's a good tracker.
  2. McSquizzy: Yeah! And without her, we never would have found Weenie and that giant, tin-canned thing!
  3. Elliot: Beginner's luck!
  From Open Season 2. Submitted by Anthony A (7 months ago)

• 1. Elliot: Giselle!
  From Open Season 2. Submitted by Anthony A (7 months ago)

• 1. Elliot: RABBIT FIGHT!
  From Open Season 2. Submitted by Anthony A (7 months ago)

• 1. Elliot: Isn't this great, Boog?
  2. Boog: What's great?
  3. Elliot: Not great that Weenie's been kidnapped, but great that we're living life on the edge. It's just like old times! Two guys, out on the road!
  From Open Season 2. Submitted by Anthony A (7 months ago)

• 1. Elliot: Have you seen my new horns? They're completely natural.
  From Open Season 2. Submitted by Anthony A (7 months ago)