John Philbin Biography

Lead actor, onscreen from the '80s. ~ Rovi

• 1. Casey: (talking to Burt) Mister, don't go in there. See, there's a thing in there. It ripped out the phone.
  2. Burt: There's another phone in the basement.
  3. Chuck: The basement's f**ked! You know what's in the basement?
  4. Burt: What do you mean?
  5. Spider: One of those f**king corpses man. A real ugly one; all black and slimy!
  From The Return of the Living Dead. Submitted by Creep F (12 months ago)

• 1. Casey: (staring at Trash; who's still naked) Why don't you put your clothes on? The show's over.
  2. Trash: What's the matter? Does it make you nervous? (She tries to cool off) I'm hot.
  3. Chuck: (comes walking over) Yeah, you are hot.
  4. Suicide: (yells at Chuck) Scram, wimp!
  From The Return of the Living Dead. Submitted by Creep F (12 months ago)

• 1. Trash: (sitting against a tombstone with Spider) Do you ever fantasize about being killed?
  2. Spider: Never.
  3. Trash: Do you ever wonder about all the different ways of dying you know, violently, and wonder, like, what would be the most horrible way to die?
  4. Spider: I try not to think about dying too much.
  5. Trash: Mmm. Well, for me, the worst way would be for a bunch of old men to get around me and start biting and eating me alive.
  6. Spider: I see.
  7. Trash: First, they would tear off my clothes (rips her shirt open).
  8. Chuck: (excited) Let's get some light over here. Trash is taking off her clothes again.
  From The Return of the Living Dead. Submitted by Creep F (12 months ago)

• 1. Chuck: What time does Freddy get off?
  2. Tina: Ten o clock.
  3. Suicide: (angry) I ain't sitting here two fu**ing hours!
  4. Chuck: Oh we could always go drive around.
  5. Suicide: I don't got gas. You wanna buy some gas, idiot?
  6. Chuck: I was kidding.
  7. Scuz: (points to the cemetery) We could go fool around in there for a while.
  8. Casey: You mean that cemetery?
  9. Trash: (excited) Oh let's do that!
  From The Return of the Living Dead. Submitted by Creep F (12 months ago)

• 1. Trash: I like death.
  2. Chuck: I like death with sex. Casey, do you like sex with death?
  3. Casey: Yeah so f**k off and die.
  From The Return of the Living Dead. Submitted by Creep F (12 months ago)