Johnny Depp Biography

Initially known as a teen idol thanks to his role on 21 Jump Street and tortured pretty-boy looks, Johnny Depp survived the perils of adolescent heartthrob status to earn a reputation as a respected adult actor. His numerous collaborations with director Tim Burton, as well as solid performances in a number of critically acclaimed films, have allowed Depp to carve a niche for himself as a serious, if idiosyncratic performer, a real-life role that has continuously surprised critics intent on writing him off as just another photogenic Tiger Beat casualty. Born in Kentucky and raised in Florida, Depp had the kind of upbringing that would readily lend itself to his future portrayals of brooding lost boys. After his parents divorced when he was 16, he dropped out of school a year later in the hopes of making his way in the world as a musician. Depp fronted a series of garage bands; the most successful of these, the Kids, was once the opening act for Iggy Pop. During slack times in the music business, Depp sold pens by phone. He got introduced to acting after a visit to L.A. with his former wife, who introduced him to actor Nicolas Cage, who encouraged Depp to give it a try. The young actor made his film debut in 1984's A Nightmare on Elm Street (after attaining stardom, Depp sentimentally played a cameo in the "last" of the Elm Street series, 1991's Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare.) His climb to fame was accelerated in 1987, when he replaced Jeff Yagher in the role of Officer Tom Hanson, a cop assigned to do undercover duty by posing as a student in crime-ridden Los Angeles-area high schools, in the Canadian-filmed Fox TV series 21 Jump Street (1987-90). Biding his time in "teen heartthrob" roles, Depp was first given a chance to exhibit his exhausting versatility in the title role of Tim Burton's fantasy Edward Scissorhands (1990). Following the success of Edward Scissorhands, the actor made a conscious and successful effort never to repeat himself in his subsequent characterizations. He continued to gain critical acclaim and increasing popularity for his work, most notably in Benny & Joon (1993), in which he played a troubled young man who fancies himself the reincarnation of Charlie Chaplin and Buster Keaton, and What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993), which cast him as its title character, a young man dissatisfied with the confines of his small-town life. Following Gilbert Grape, Depp outdid himself in Burton's Ed Wood (1994), with his outrageous but lovable portrayal of the angora-sweater-worshipping World's Worst Film Director. The same year, he further exercised his versatility playing a 19th-century accountant in Dead Man, Jim Jarmusch's otherworldly Western. With his excellent portrayal of the titular undercover FBI agent in Mike Newell's 1997 Donnie Brasco, Depp continued to ascend the Hollywood ranks. After a starring turn as Hunter S. Thompson's alter ego in Terry Gilliam's trippy adaptation of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998), Depp tried his hand at sci-fi horror with The Astronaut's Wife in 1999. That same year, he again collaborated with Burton on Sleepy Hollow, starring as a prim, driven Ichabod Crane in the remake of Washington Irving's classic tale of gothic terror. Appearing the following year in the small but popular romantic drama Chocolat, Depp jumped back into the big time with his role as real-life cocaine kingpin George Jung in Blow (2001) before gearing up for roles in the Jack the Ripper thriller From Hell (2001) and Robert Rodriguez's Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003). In what was perhaps his most surprising departure since Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Depp shed his oftentimes angst-ridden persona for a role as flamboyant pirate Jack Sparrow in 2003's Pirates of the Caribbean. Essaying the crusty role in the manner of a drunken, debauched rock star -- Depp publicly admitted Keith Richards was his inspiration -- the actor added a dose of off-kilter fun to an above-average summer thrill ride, and found himself with his biggest hit and first Oscar nomination ever. By this point in his wildly varied career, even Depp's most devoted fans would be hard pressed to speculate on the trajectory of his future, and the only certainty seemed to be that whatever role he accepted, it would be chosen on his own terms. Shortly after making his maiden voyage into the horrific world of Stephen King with an amusingly disheveled performance in Secret Window, Depp warmed to a wider audience with another Oscar-nominated performance, as author J.M. Barrie in the critically acclaimed Finding Neverland. A tale of wonder based on the friendship that inspired Barrie to pen the classic tale Peter Pan, Finding Neverland earned wide praise from audiences and critics alike. After once again re-teaming with director Burton for both a vocal performance in the animated feature The Corpse Bride and a role as mysterious candy magnate Willy Wonka in 2005, Depp reprised his popular role as Jack Sparrow in the first of the Pirates of the Caribbean sequels, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, which shattered box-office records. He also made plans to again work with Tim Burton, this time on an adaptation of Sweeney Todd, which was released in 2007 -- a year that would also see the release of the third Pirates movie, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End. The former earned him his second Academy Award nomination for Best Actor, and the latter maintained his status as a formidable box-office force. Following the death of Heath Ledger in 2008, Depp was one of three actors--along with Jude Law and Colin Farrell--that stepped in to play variations of Ledger's character, Troy, in Terry Gilliam's The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus (2009), in order to finish the film. The actors donated their salaries from the fantasy film to Matilda, Ledger's daughter. That same year, Depp gained accolades for portraying Depression-era bank robber John Dillinger in Michael Mann's Public Enemies, a role which had him facing off against Christian Bale's FBI agent Melvin Purvis. The following year, Tim Burton cast Depp as a garishly creepy incarnation of the Mad Hatter in Alice in Wonderland, resulting in a world-wide smash hit, earning over a billion dollars at the box office. Also in 2010, Depp found modest success opposite Angelina Jolie in The Tourist, a romantic thriller that did not thrill many critics. Although it had been earlier stated that Dead Man's Chest would be the final film in the Pirates series, the franchise's previous success made a sequel inevitable, and for his part Depp was paid $55 million to return for another lucrative installment, On Stranger Tides (2011). Although the first three film's director, Gore Verbinski, was not involved, Depp worked with him the same year, lending his voice to the titular chameleon in the 3D animated NickeIodeon film Rango. In addition to his acting, Depp has also gained a certain amount of fame for his romantic involvements with several starlets and celebrities, including Winona Ryder, Sherilyn Fenn, and Kate Moss. In 1999, he fathered a daughter with French singer/actress Vanessa Paradis, as well as a son in 2002. He was also the owner of the Viper Room, a popular L.A. nightspot which gained notoriety when actor River Phoenix died of a drug overdose on its doorstep in 1993. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

• 1. Barnabas Collins: Reveal yourself tiny songstress!
  From Dark Shadows. Submitted by Aidan B (15 hours ago)

• 1. Rodero Bernie: He said you queered his pitch.
  2. Dean Corso: Well, he should've been quicker off the mark.
  From The Ninth Gate. Submitted by Tim R (2 days ago)

• 1. Barnabas Collins: Here are my terms: Goest thou to hell, and swiftly please, and there may Azmodaeus himself suckle from your diseased teat!
  From Dark Shadows. Submitted by Trey A (2 days ago)

• 1. Jack Sparrow: Will.....Nice hat!
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. Submitted by Mat S (4 days ago)

• 1. Barnabas Collins: Satan! Mock me not with your strange luminence.
  From Dark Shadows. Submitted by Skyler B (6 days ago)

• 1. Barnabas Collins: [looks at his hands, skin, and fingernails changing, eyes bleeding] What have you done!
  From Dark Shadows. Submitted by Frederick L (9 days ago)

• 1. Angelique: [on top of Barnabas with her arms around him] Love me.
  2. Barnabas Collins: Never! [rolls on floor holding Angelique. They make love all over her office]
  From Dark Shadows. Submitted by Frederick L (9 days ago)

• 1. Jack Sparrow: Anamaria!
  2. Anamaria: [slaps him]
  3. Will Turner: I'm guessing you didn't deserve that.
  4. Jack Sparrow: [clutching face] Oh no, I deserved that one.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. Submitted by Kyler C (10 days ago)

• 1. Angelique Bouchard: I'm going to make you an offer, Barnabas. My last. You can join me by my side and we can run Collinsport together as partners, and lovers... or I'll put you back in the box.
  2. Barnabas Collins: I have already prepared my counter-proposal. It reads thusly: You may strategically place your wonderful lips upon my posterior and kiss it repeatedly!
  From Dark Shadows. Submitted by Lorenzo V (11 days ago)

• 1. Barnabas Collins: What kind of sorcery is this? Reveal yourself, you tiny songstress!
  2. Angelique: Burn, baby, burn!
  From Dark Shadows. Submitted by Stelios K (15 days ago)

• 1. Barnabas Collins: That..was a regretable turn of events.
  From Dark Shadows. Submitted by Akaiya M (17 days ago)

• 1. Ed Wood: This is the one. This is the one I'll be remember for.
  From Ed Wood. Submitted by Alejandro O (17 days ago)

• 1. Barnabas Collins: This Alice Cooper is the ugliest woman I have ever seen.
  From Dark Shadows. Submitted by Mark O (18 days ago)

• 1. Barnabas Collins: If a man can become a monster, then a monster can become a man.
  From Dark Shadows. Submitted by Zaenal A (18 days ago)

• 1. Barnabas Collins: Go watch that Cooper woman.
  From Dark Shadows. Submitted by Ginny J (18 days ago)

• 1. Barnabas Collins: Reveal yourself, tiny songstress! [after seeing a TV for the 1st time]
  From Dark Shadows. Submitted by Ana R (19 days ago)

• 1. Barnabas Collins: You may put your beautiful strategically upon my posterior, and kiss repeatedly!
  From Dark Shadows. Submitted by Joseph H (20 days ago)

• 1. Barnabas Collins: You had me locked in a box for over two hundred years!
  2. Angelique: Don't exaggerate, it was only a hundred and ninety-six.
  From Dark Shadows. Submitted by Mich M (20 days ago)

• 1. Barnabas Collins: A woman doctor... what an age this is!
  2. Dr. Julia Hoffman: Is he for real?
  From Dark Shadows. Submitted by Mich M (20 days ago)

• 1. Barnabas Collins: Angelique, you cannot love. That is your curse.
  From Dark Shadows. Submitted by David B (21 days ago)

• 1. Agent Sands: Does 'it' have a name?
  2. Cucuy: They call him 'El', as in 'The'.
  3. Agent Sands: I know what it means... thank you.
  From Once Upon a Time in Mexico. Submitted by Nick S (22 days ago)

• 1. Mrs. Nellie Lovett: Lawyer's rather nice.
  2. Sweeney Todd: If it's for a price.
  3. Mrs. Nellie Lovett: Order something else, though to follow since no one should swallow it twice.
  4. Sweeney Todd: Anything that's lean?
  5. Mrs. Nellie Lovett: Well then if you're British and loyal you might enjoy Royal Marine. Anyway it's clean, though of course it tastes of wherever it's been.
  6. Sweeney Todd: Is that Squire on the fire?
  7. Mrs. Nellie Lovett: Mercy no sir look closer you'll notice it's Grocer.
  8. Sweeney Todd: Looks thicker, more like Vicar.
  9. Mrs. Nellie Lovett: No it has to be Grocer. It's green.
  From Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street . Submitted by Ceara R (22 days ago)

• 1. Barnabas Collins: I must admit, they have not aged a day.
  From Dark Shadows. Submitted by Harsha T (23 days ago)

• 1. Barnabas Collins: I have father issues.
  From Dark Shadows. Submitted by Cole K (23 days ago)

• 1. Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: My mother tried to stop him. She couldn't even spell, for Christ's sake, but they fried her too.
  From Cry-Baby. Submitted by Kristen B (24 days ago)

• 1. Victor Van Dort: Victoria!
  2. Victoria Everglot: Victor? I'm so happy to see you!! Here, come by the fire. Where have you been? Are you all right?
  3. Victor Van Dort: I....I...oh, dear.
  4. Victoria Everglot: You're as cold as death! What's happened to you? Your coat!
  5. Victor Van Dort: Victoria, I confess. This morning I was...terrified of marriage. But then, on meeting you, I....felt I should be with you always, and that out wedding could not come soon enough!
  6. Victoria Everglot: Victor....I feel the same....
  7. Victor Van Dort: Victoria, I s-s... I seem to find myself married. And you should know it's unexpected!
  8. Corpse Bride: My darling, I just wanted to meet.....darling! Who's this?
  9. Victoria Everglot: Who is she?!
  10. Corpse Bride: I'm his wife.
  11. Victoria Everglot: Victor?
  12. Victor Van Dort: Victoria, wait, you don't understand. She's dead. Look!
  13. Corpse Bride: Hopscotch!
  14. Victor Van Dort: No, no! VICTORIAAAAA!!
  From Tim Burton's Corpse Bride. Submitted by Sarah C (24 days ago)

• 1. Victor Van Dort: Victoria?
  2. Victoria Everglot: [hugs Victor] Oh, Victor... I never thought I'd see you again...
  From Tim Burton's Corpse Bride. Submitted by Sarah C (24 days ago)

• 1. Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: That's right, Allison. My father was the 'Alphabet Bomber.' He may have been crazy, but he was my pop. Only one I ever had.
  From Cry-Baby. Submitted by Kristen B (24 days ago)

• 1. Jack Sparrow: Now we're being followed by rocks. Never had that before.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End. Submitted by viktor g (26 days ago)

• 1. Carolyn Stoddard: Are you stoned or something?
  2. Barnabas Collins: They tried stoning me my dear, it did not work.
  From Dark Shadows. Submitted by Chris B (27 days ago)

• 1. Sweeney Todd: And I guarantee to you that without a penny's charge I will give you a closest shave you'll ever get.
  From Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street . Submitted by Alexander U (30 days ago)

• 1. Barnabas Collins: What is your age?
  2. Carolyn Stoddard: 15?
  3. Barnabas Collins: 15! And no husband!? We must put those birthing hips to good use at once!
  From Dark Shadows. Submitted by Britney J (31 days ago)

• 1. Raoul Duke: We can't stop here. This is bat country!
  From Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Submitted by Tyler S (32 days ago)

• 1. Barnabas Collins: Future dweller, what is the year?
  2. Willie Loomis: 1972.
  3. Barnabas Collins: 1972?!
  From Dark Shadows. Submitted by Geramie T (33 days ago)

• 1. Barnabas Collins: You will strategically place your wonderful lips on my posterior and kiss it repeatadly!
  From Dark Shadows. Submitted by Joshua B (35 days ago)

• 1. Roadkill: What now, amigo?
  2. Rango: No man can walk out on his own story. I'm goin' back.
  3. Roadkill: But why?
  4. Rango: Because that's who I am.
  From Rango. Submitted by Nouf A (40 days ago)

• 1. Raoul Duke: Look, there's two women fucking a polar bear!
  2. Dr. Gonzo: Don't tell me these things. Not now man.
  From Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Submitted by Igor G (41 days ago)

• 1. Raoul Duke: With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all of his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know.
  From Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Submitted by Igor G (41 days ago)

• 1. Jack Sparrow: We have lost speed, and therefore time, which cannot be regained once lost. Do you understand!?
  2. Jack Sparrow: [all of his projections of himself] Aye, Captain!
  3. Jack Sparrow: Do you? It will all have to be redone, ALL OF IT! And let this be a lesson to the lot of you!
  4. Jack Sparrow: [to himself] The Doldrums, sir, is keeping us all on edge.
  5. Jack Sparrow: I have no more sympathy for you feculent maggots and no more patience to pretend otherwise! Men... I wash my hands of this weirdness.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End. Submitted by Michael D (49 days ago)

• 1. James Barrie: They can see it you know... You can't go on just pretending.
  From Finding Neverland. Submitted by Nadz S (50 days ago)

• 1. The Mad Hatter: Why is it you're always too small or too tall?
  From Alice in Wonderland. Submitted by Makisig H (51 days ago)

• 1. The Mad Hatter: Have I gone mad?
  2. Alice: I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are.
  From Alice in Wonderland. Submitted by Makisig H (51 days ago)

• 1. The Mad Hatter: [to Alice] Why is it that you're always too small or too tall?
  From Alice in Wonderland. Submitted by Vali T (51 days ago)

• 1. Carolyn Stoddard: I guess the only thing missing is Alice Cooper!
  2. Barnabas Collins: Well, she should be our guest, nonetheless!
  3. Barnabas Collins: [as Alice Cooper sings ['No More Mr. Nice Guy'] Ugliest woman I've ever seen!
  From Dark Shadows. Submitted by Cody F (54 days ago)

• 1. Barnabas Collins: What is your age?
  2. Carolyn Stoddard: 15!
  3. Barnabas Collins: 15 and no husband! We must put those birthing hips to good use at once!
  From Dark Shadows. Submitted by Cody F (54 days ago)

• 1. Barnabas Collins: How soon can the horses be ready?
  2. Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: We don't have horses...we have a Chevy.
  From Dark Shadows. Submitted by Susan J (55 days ago)

• 1. Barnabas Collins: You may strategically place your wonderful lips upon my posterior and kiss it repeatedly.
  From Dark Shadows. Submitted by Muthu M (59 days ago)

• 1. Rango: You gotta funny looking face!
  From Rango. Submitted by Bridger B (2 months ago)

• 1. Rango: First we salt em... then we pepper em... and then we eat em...
  2. Lasso Rodent: Ya eat em?
  3. Rango: That's what I said!
  From Rango. Submitted by Michael B (2 months ago)

• 1. Paul Kemp: Human beings are the only creatures on Earth that claim a God, and the only living things that behave like they haven't got one.
  From The Rum Diary. Submitted by Amir V (2 months ago)

• 1. Raoul Duke: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
  From Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Submitted by Rocky F (2 months ago)

• 1. Carolyn Stoddard: Are you stoned or something?
  2. Barnabas Collins: They tried stoning me, my dear! It did not work!
  From Dark Shadows. Submitted by Cody F (2 months ago)

• 1. Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: Fight on, Barnabas! Fight on for us!
  2. Barnabas Collins: And fight I shall!
  From Dark Shadows. Submitted by Cody F (2 months ago)

• 1. Dr. Julia Hoffman: Is she for real?
  2. Barnabas Collins: INDEED!
  From Dark Shadows. Submitted by Cody F (2 months ago)

• 1. Angelique Bouchard: What if I made you love me?
  2. Barnabas Collins: With what? A spell?
  3. Angelique Bouchard: WITH THIS!
  4. Barnabas Collins: I must admit....they have not aged a day!
  From Dark Shadows. Submitted by Cody F (2 months ago)

• 1. Barnabas Collins: What sorcery is this? [rips out a cord from the TV] Reveal yourself, tiny songstress!
  From Dark Shadows. Submitted by Cody F (2 months ago)

• 1. Barnabas Collins: Reveal yourself! Tiny songstress!
  From Dark Shadows. Submitted by Augustine T (2 months ago)

• 1. Angelica: Jack, have you ever seen with your own eyes....the Fountain of Youth?
  2. Captain Jack Sparrow: I'm sorry, could you repeat the question please?
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Cody F (2 months ago)

• 1. Jack Sparrow: Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you tried to kill me in the past....one of you succeeded!
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End. Submitted by Cody F (2 months ago)

• 1. Davy Jones: Tell me, William Turner: do you fear death?
  2. Jack Sparrow: Do you?
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End. Submitted by Cody F (2 months ago)

• 1. Davy Jones: Tell me, Jack! Do you fear death?
  2. Jack Sparrow: You have no idea!
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End. Submitted by Cody F (2 months ago)

• 1. Paul Kemp: Nowadays, people know the price of everything, and the value of nothing.
  From The Rum Diary. Submitted by Jayfel C (2 months ago)

• 1. Jack Sparrow: This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. Submitted by Rocky F (2 months ago)

• 1. Gibbs: Take what you can.
  2. Jack Sparrow: Give nothing back.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End. Submitted by Karim Z (2 months ago)

• 1. Raoul Duke: I knew it, you're a goddamn narcotics agent.
  From Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Submitted by tyler s (2 months ago)

• 1. Captain Barbossa: So what now, Jack Sparrow? Are we to be two immortals locked in an epic battle until judgment day and trumpets sound? Hmmm?
  2. Jack Sparrow: Or you could surrender!
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. Submitted by Mithil B (3 months ago)

• 1. Waffles: But he's a snake and you're a lizard!
  2. Rango: My mother had a very active social life.
  From Rango. Submitted by Alonso A (3 months ago)

• 1. Edward Scissorhands: I'm not finished.
  From Edward Scissorhands. Submitted by Stirling G (3 months ago)

• 1. Rango: Remember me, know that I will be there watching you, sometimes at inappropriate moments, that's part of the deal.
  From Rango. Submitted by Fionn O (3 months ago)

• 1. Jack Sparrow: Nobody move! I've dropped me brain...
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End. Submitted by Jiashu X (3 months ago)

• 1. Sweeney Todd: At last! My arm is complete again!
  From Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street . Submitted by Megan P (3 months ago)

• 1. Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum always gone!
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest. Submitted by Connor T (3 months ago)

• 1. Captain Barbossa: You've always run away from a fight!
  2. Jack Sparrow: Have not!
  3. Captain Barbossa: You have so!
  4. Jack Sparrow: Have not!
  5. Captain Barbossa: You have so!
  6. Jack Sparrow: Have not!
  7. Captain Barbossa: Have so and you know it!
  8. Jack Sparrow: Have not slander and callumy. I have only embraced that oldest and noblest of pirate traditions. I submit that here now, that is what we all must do. We must fight... To run away.
  9. Gibbs: AYE! [other pirates repeat]
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End. Submitted by Lewis H (3 months ago)

• 1. Sanderson: I thought you weren't gonna drink again?
  2. Paul Kemp: I wasn't but I finally beat my will power.
  From The Rum Diary. Submitted by Richard D (3 months ago)

• 1. Jack Sparrow: Take what you can.
  2. Joshamee Gibbs: Give nothing back.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. Submitted by Dann M (3 months ago)

• 1. Jack Sparrow: Palaly, palalalaloolay, parsley, parsnip, par, par...
  2. Pintel: Parley?
  3. Jack Sparrow: That's the one! Parley!
  4. Ragetti: Damn to the depths whatever mud filth thought of Parley!
  5. Jack Sparrow: That would be the French.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. Submitted by T R (3 months ago)

• 1. Will Turner: This is either brilliance, or insanity!
  2. Jack Sparrow: It's amazing how often those two traits coincide.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. Submitted by T R (3 months ago)

• 1. Jack Sparrow: How far are you willing to go to save your fair lady?
  2. Will Turner: I'd die for her!
  3. Jack Sparrow: Oh good! Let's go!
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. Submitted by T R (3 months ago)

• 1. Will Turner: I'll get you out of here!
  2. Jack Sparrow: How're you gonna do that? The key's run off.
  3. Will Turner: I made these doors. These are half pin barrel hinges. With the right amount of leverage and the proper application of strength, the door will lift free!
  4. Jack Sparrow: Get me out!
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. Submitted by T R (3 months ago)

• 1. Jack Sparrow: You can sit there waving that bone all day, but the dog is NOT going to come.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. Submitted by T R (3 months ago)

• 1. Governor Swann: Shoot him!
  2. Elizabeth Swann: Commadore, are you going to kill my rescuer?!
  3. Norrington: In that case, I believe thanks are in order? [offers his hand to Jack. Jack reluctantly takes it and when he does Norrington pulls up Jack's sleeve displaying brands and tattoos]
  4. Norrington: Pirate. Keep your guns on him, men! Gilette! Fetch some irons! Hm, had a brush with the East India Trading Company did we? Ah, Jack Sparrow.
  5. Jack Sparrow: CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow.
  6. Norrington: Captain? I don't see you're ship.
  7. Jack Sparrow: I'm in the market, as it were.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. Submitted by T R (3 months ago)

• 1. Governor Swann: Shoot him!
  2. Elizabeth Swann: Commadore, are you going to kill my rescuer?!
  3. Norrington: In that case, I believe thanks are in order? [offers his hand to Jack. Jack reluctantly takes it and when he does Norrington pulls up Jack's sleeve displaying brands and tattoos]
  4. Norrington: Pirate. Keep your guns on him, men! Gilette! Fetch some irons! Hm, had a brush with the East India Trading Company did we? Ah, Jack Sparrow.
  5. Jack Sparrow: CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow.
  6. Norrington: Captain? I don't see you're ship.
  7. Jack Sparrow: I'm in the market, as it were.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. Submitted by T R (3 months ago)

• 1. Jack Sparrow: Wha'd'you say to three shillings....and we forget the name?
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. Submitted by T R (3 months ago)

• 1. Jack Sparrow: Well! I think this has been a very good experience for all of us, eh? Spiritually? Ecumenically? Grammatically?
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. Submitted by T R (3 months ago)

• 1. Jack Sparrow: I'd really hoped we could avoid this.
  2. Captain Barbossa: Jack, Jack, did you not notice? That be the same island we made you governor of last time around. Maybe you can conjure up another miraculous escape. But I doubt it.
  3. Jack Sparrow: Last time you gave me a pistol.
  4. Captain Barbossa: By thunder, your right! Where be Jack's pistol?
  5. Jack Sparrow: A gentleman would give me a Pair of pistols.
  6. Captain Barbossa: No, it'll be one pistol like before, and You can be the gentleman and shoot the lady and starve to death yourself.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. Submitted by T R (3 months ago)

• 1. Captain Barbossa: Who are you?
  2. Jack Sparrow: He's nobody! A distant relation of my aunt's second cousin's nephew twice removed. [pointing back at Will] Eunuch.
  3. Will Turner: I am William Turner! The son of William Turner! His blood runs in my veins!
  4. Ragetti: He's the spitting image of old Bootstrap!
  5. Captain Barbossa: Name your terms Mr. Turner.
  6. Will Turner: Elizabeth goes free!
  7. Captain Barbossa: Yes, we know that one. Anything else?
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. Submitted by T R (3 months ago)

• 1. Jack Sparrow: You! Sailor!
  2. Jack Sparrow: Gibbs: That's Cotton, sir.
  3. Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton. Do you have the courage and fortitude to stay firm in the face of danger and probable death?
  4. Cotton: [doesn't say anything]
  5. Jack Sparrow: MR. COTTON!
  6. Jack Sparrow: Gibbs: He's a mute, sir. Poor devil had his tongue cut out. He trained the parrot to speak for him, nobody knows how.
  7. Jack Sparrow: Mr. Cotton's parrot, same question.
  8. Cotton: Parrot: When do we sail, when do we sail?
  9. Jack Sparrow: Gibbs: We mostly figure that means yes.
  10. Jack Sparrow: Of course it does!
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. Submitted by T R (3 months ago)

• 1. Jack Sparrow: A wedding? I love weddings!! Drinks all round!! Oh. Right. Lock him in the brig?
  2. Norrington: Mr. Sparrow, you will set in a course for the Illa De Moita, and then you will spend the remainder of the voyage contemplating all possible meanings of the phrase, "Silent as the grave". Do I make myself clear?
  3. Jack Sparrow: Inescapabley.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. Submitted by T R (3 months ago)

• 1. Jack Marshall: Let's blow this place.
  From Private Resort. Submitted by James M (4 months ago)

• 1. Cameraman Bill: I think we should cange the title to plan 9 from outer space.
  2. Ed Wood: Plan 9 thats ridicules.
  From Ed Wood. Submitted by Ernest P (4 months ago)

• 1. Ed Wood: Your like the got... the pupet master.
  2. Bela Lugosi: Ahhhh so I pull the string.
  3. Ed Wood: Pull the strings... I like that.
  From Ed Wood. Submitted by Ernest P (4 months ago)

• 1. Ed Wood: Transvestites, I need transvestites.
  2. Bela Lugosi: Eddy what kind of a movie were making?
  From Ed Wood. Submitted by Ernest P (4 months ago)

• 1. Victor Van Dort: I've got a... I've got a dwarf, and I'm not afraid to use him!
  From Tim Burton's Corpse Bride. Submitted by Victor H (4 months ago)

• 1. Mike Teavee: Just put me back in the other way.
  2. Willy Wonka: There is no other way. It's television not telephone. There's quite a difference.
  From Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Submitted by Victor H (4 months ago)

• 1. Willy Wonka: Hey, by the way, did you guys know that chocolate contains a property that triggers the release of endorphins? Gives one the feeling of being in love.
  2. Mrs. Beauregarde: [flirtily] You don't say?
  From Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Submitted by Victor H (4 months ago)

• 1. Katrina Van Tassel: I have shed my tears for Brom... and yet my heart is not broken. Do you think me wicked?
  2. Ichabod Crane: No, but perhaps there is a little bit of witch in you, Katrina.
  3. Katrina Van Tassel: Why do you say that?
  4. Ichabod Crane: Because you have bewitched me.
  From Sleepy Hollow. Submitted by Augustine T (5 months ago)

• 1. Willy Wonka: Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable.
  From Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Submitted by Augustine T (5 months ago)

• 1. Davy Jones: Jack Sparrow, do you afraid of death?
  2. Jack Sparrow: You have no idea.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End. Submitted by Augustine T (5 months ago)

• 1. The Mad Hatter: Why is a raven like a writing desk?
  From Alice in Wonderland. Submitted by Augustine T (5 months ago)

• 1. Jack Sparrow: Palalalala...parlalalaluh..pa..paluhluh
  2. Pintel: Parlay?
  3. Jack Sparrow: That's the one!
  4. Ragetti: Oh! Who the blazes thought up 'Parlay'?
  5. Jack Sparrow: [matter of factly] The French.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. Submitted by Bobby J (5 months ago)

• 1. Norrington: [to Elizabeth] One good deed cannot redeem a man for a lifetime of wickedness.
  2. Jack Sparrow: Though it seems enough to condemn him.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. Submitted by David G (5 months ago)

• 1. Ed Wood: I like to dress in women's clothing.
  2. Georgie Weiss: You're a fruit?
  3. Ed Wood: No, not at all. I love women. Wearing their clothes makes me feel closer to them.
  4. Ed Wood: You're not a fruit?
  5. Ed Wood: No, I'm all man. I even fought in W.W.2. Of course, I was wearing women's undergarments under my uniform.
  From Ed Wood. Submitted by Eduardo T (5 months ago)

• 1. Jack Sparrow: When you marooned me on that godforsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate... I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. Submitted by Tiffany G (5 months ago)

• 1. Captain Jack Sparrow: How can you say I used you?
  2. Angelica: You know exactly how.
  3. Captain Jack Sparrow: I know, but how can you say it?
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Brittany P (6 months ago)

• 1. Norrington: No additional shot, nor powder. [opens Jack's compass] A compass that doesn't point north. [smirks; partially un-sheaths Jack's sword] And I half expected it to be made of wood. [re-sheaths the sword] You are, without doubt, the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
  2. Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. Submitted by Tommy S (6 months ago)

• 1. Ed Wood: This is the one. This' is the one I'll be remembered for.
  From Ed Wood. Submitted by Alejandro O (6 months ago)

• 1. Willy Wonka: The best kind of prize is a SURprise! Haha.
  From Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Submitted by Nicholas S (6 months ago)

• 1. Willy Wonka: It will be the end of all kitchens because this little chewing gum [turns speech card around] has all the flavors of a three course meal!
  From Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Submitted by Nicholas S (6 months ago)

• 1. Willy Wonka: Whipped cream isn't the same without it being whipped by a whipping stick! EVERYBODY knows that.
  From Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Submitted by Nicholas S (6 months ago)

• 1. Jack Sparrow: What did the bird say?
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest. Submitted by Nathan J (6 months ago)

• 1. Paul Kemp: Oh God, why did she have to happen? Just when I was doing so good without her.
  From The Rum Diary. Submitted by Marco S (6 months ago)

• 1. Moburg: Is it the clap?
  2. Paul Kemp: It's a standing ovation.
  From The Rum Diary. Submitted by Peter C (6 months ago)

• 1. Captain Jack Sparrow: The Black Pearl in a bottle? Why is the Black Pearl in a bottle?
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by R'ay F (6 months ago)

• 1. Paul Kemp: [talking to a hypnotic lobster in a tank] Human beings are the only creatures on Earth that claim a God, and the only living things that behave like they haven't got one.
  From The Rum Diary. Submitted by Donna D (6 months ago)

• 1. Edward Scissorhands: Where is everyone?
  2. Kim Boggs: Out looking for you. Hold me.
  3. Edward Scissorhands: I can't.
  From Edward Scissorhands. Submitted by Ceara R (7 months ago)

• 1. Victor Van Dort: Don't you understand? You're the other woman.
  2. Corpse Bride: No! You're married to me! She's the other woman! *cries*
  From Tim Burton's Corpse Bride. Submitted by Ceara R (7 months ago)

• 1. Mort Rainey: [voiceover] I know I can do it, Todd Downey said, helping himself to another ear of corn from the steaming bowl. I'm sure that in time, every bit of her will be gone and her death will be a mystery... even to me.
  From Secret Window. Submitted by John D (7 months ago)

• 1. Grandpa Joe: Mr. Wonka, I don't know if you remember me, but I used to work here in the factory!
  2. Willy Wonka: [taken aback] Were you one of those despicable spies who everyday tried to steal my life's work and sell it to those parasitic copycat candy-making cads?
  3. Grandpa Joe: No, sir.
  4. Willy Wonka: Good, then welcome back!
  From Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Submitted by Diego T (7 months ago)

• 1. Sweeney Todd: I can guarantee the closest shave you'll ever know.
  From Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street . Submitted by Alejandro O (7 months ago)

• 1. Lotterman: [from trailer] How does anybody drink 161 miniatures?
  2. Paul Kemp: Are they not complimentary?
  From The Rum Diary. Submitted by Chris P (7 months ago)

• 1. Glen Lantz: Reality sucks!
  From A Nightmare on Elm Street. Submitted by Nick P (7 months ago)

• 1. Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: Kiss me, kiss me hard!
  From Cry-Baby. Submitted by Renae A (7 months ago)

• 1. The Mad Hatter: What a regrettably large head you have.
  From Alice in Wonderland. Submitted by Diego T (7 months ago)

• 1. Nancy Thompson: Do you believe in the boogeyman?
  2. Glen Lantz: No.
  From A Nightmare on Elm Street. Submitted by Sara J (7 months ago)

• 1. Paul Kemp: I thought maybe you were a mermaid.
  From The Rum Diary. Submitted by Jeffrey R (8 months ago)

• 1. Raoul Duke: [to Acosta] Please! Tell me about the fucking golf shoes.
  From Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Submitted by Jon M (8 months ago)

• 1. Mort Rainey: My wife, let's just leave her out of this.
  2. John Shooter: Would if I could, but I'm starting to think you ain't gonna leave me that option.
  From Secret Window. Submitted by Dan P (8 months ago)

• 1. Captain Jack Sparrow: It's a pirate's life for me, savvy?
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Pedro A. d (8 months ago)

• 1. Rango: People, I've had an epiphany. The hero cannot exist in a vacuum! What our story needs is an ironic, unexpected event that will propel the hero into conflict!
  From Rango. Submitted by Diego T (8 months ago)

• 1. Rango: It's for my gun! That's gun lotion.
  From Rango. Submitted by Diego T (8 months ago)

• 1. Rango: Only takes one bullet.
  2. Rattlesnake Jake: You ain't got the nerve.
  3. Rango: Try me.
  From Rango. Submitted by Diego T (8 months ago)

• 1. Raoul Duke: You people voted for Hubert Humphrey, and you killed Jesus.
  From Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Submitted by Adin R (8 months ago)

• 1. George Jung: This is Grade A 100% pure Colombian cocaine, ladies and gentlemen... Disco shit... Pure as the driven snow.
  From Blow. Submitted by shaun m (8 months ago)

• 1. Jack Sparrow: Mr Gibbs you may throw my hat... now go and get it.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End. Submitted by Tiffany G (8 months ago)

• 1. Joshamee Gibbs: I know a man with a goat!
  2. Captain Jack Sparrow: Good! I can go like this.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Sean L (8 months ago)

• 1. Rango: So, what's your name?
  2. Beans: Beans.
  3. Rango: That's a funny kind of name.
  4. Beans: What can I say? My daddy plumb loved baked beans.
  5. Rango: Well you're lucky he didn't plumb love asparagus.
  From Rango. Submitted by Diego T (8 months ago)

• 1. Rango: Form a possum!
  From Rango. Submitted by Diego T (8 months ago)

• 1. Rango: What do you think happens then? Well, we'd all be drinking, and before you know it, there wouldn't be any water! And then where would we be? We'd be thirsty, real thirsty! Why, we'd turn on each other like a bunch of animals!
  From Rango. Submitted by Diego T (8 months ago)

• 1. Waffles: Ow! My eye!
  2. Rango: Uh... that's gonna heal right up.
  From Rango. Submitted by Diego T (8 months ago)

• 1. Rango: The name's Rango.
  From Rango. Submitted by Jason H (9 months ago)

• 1. Ed Wood: Listen, I was wondering if you'd like to go out sometime, grab some dinner maybe?
  2. Vampira: You mean a date? I thought you were a fag.
  3. Ed Wood: No, no. I'm just a transvestite.
  From Ed Wood. Submitted by Richard L (9 months ago)

• 1. Frank Tupelo: I'm sorry
  2. Elise Clifton-Ward: What for?
  3. Frank Tupelo: Aha.
  4. Frank Tupelo: Oh do you mind me smoking, it's not a real cigarette, look! It delivers the same amount of nicotine, but the smoke is water vapor.
  5. Elise Clifton-Ward: That's somewhat disappointing.
  6. Frank Tupelo: Would you rather have me smoking?
  7. Elise Clifton-Ward: I'd rather you be a man who does exactly as he pleased.
  From The Tourist. Submitted by James W (9 months ago)

• 1. Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. Submitted by Eva G (9 months ago)

• 1. Tia Dalma: If you don't want it, then give it back.
  2. Jack Sparrow: No. My jar of dirt!
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest. Submitted by Eva G (9 months ago)

• 1. Jack Sparrow: Stop blowing holes in my ship!
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. Submitted by Lucas M (9 months ago)

• 1. Will Turner: You cheated.
  2. Jack Sparrow: Pirate.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. Submitted by Lucas M (9 months ago)

• 1. Captain Barbossa: You're supposed to be dead!
  2. Jack Sparrow: Am I not?
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. Submitted by Lucas M (9 months ago)

• 1. Rango: Well, I'm glad to hear it's not contagious.
  From Rango. Submitted by Alex S (9 months ago)

• 1. Jack Sparrow: Where's the poom poom?
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest. Submitted by Javis C (9 months ago)

• 1. Jack Sparrow: Save me.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest. Submitted by Javis C (9 months ago)

• 1. John Dillinger: You act like a confident man, Mr. Purvis. Ya got a few qualities. Probly pretty good from a distance, especially when ya got the fella out-numbered. But up-close, toe-to-toe, when somebody's about to die right here, right now... I'm used to that.
  From Public Enemies. Submitted by Kevin M (9 months ago)

• 1. Raoul Duke: What? No. We can't stop here. This is bat country.
  From Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Submitted by Chris D (9 months ago)

• 1. Sweeney Todd: BENJAMIN BARKER!
  From Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street . Submitted by Jackson L (9 months ago)

• 1. Ed Wood: [after Thor Johnson bumps into a scenery wall while walking through a door making the wall shudder] Ok, and CUT! PERFECT! PRINT IT!
  From Ed Wood. Submitted by Jake C (9 months ago)

• 1. Ed Wood: We don't have a permit. Run!
  From Ed Wood. Submitted by Jake C (9 months ago)

• 1. Ed Wood: I like to dress in women's clothing.
  From Ed Wood. Submitted by Jake C (9 months ago)

• 1. Ed Wood: This story's gonna grab people. It's about this guy, he's crazy about this girl, but he likes to wear dresses. Should he tell her? Should he not tell her? He's torn, Georgie. This is drama.
  From Ed Wood. Submitted by Jake C (9 months ago)

• 1. Ed Wood: My girlfriend still doesn't know why her sweaters are always stretched out.
  From Ed Wood. Submitted by Jake C (9 months ago)

• 1. Sweeney Todd: [Holding up razor.] At last, my arm is complete again!
  From Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street . Submitted by alejandra A (9 months ago)

• 1. Jack Sparrow: Well then, I confess. It is my intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder, and otherwise pilfer my weaselly black guts out.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. Submitted by Tori M (10 months ago)

• 1. Rango: Know that I will always be watching you! Sometimes at inappropriate moments! That's part of the deal!
  From Rango. Submitted by Rory R (10 months ago)

• 1. Dean Corso: You're not my friend. You're my client.
  From The Ninth Gate. Submitted by timothy r (10 months ago)

• 1. Sam: I'm Sam.
  2. Benny Pearl: So I hear. I'm Benny.
  3. Sam: With an 'n'?
  4. Benny Pearl: Yea two of 'em. This is Joon.
  5. Sam: With an 'n'?
  6. Juniper "Joon" Pearl: One. You're out of your tree.
  7. Sam: It's not my tree.
  From Benny & Joon. Submitted by Shiny S (10 months ago)

• 1. Sam: How sick is she?
  2. Benny Pearl: She's plenty sick. Now listen to me, I've been doin' some thinkin'...
  3. Sam: Because, you know, it seems to me that, I mean, except for being a little mentally ill, she's pretty normal.
  From Benny & Joon. Submitted by Shiny S (10 months ago)

• 1. Sam: You don't like raisins?
  2. Juniper "Joon" Pearl: Not really.
  3. Sam: Why?
  4. Juniper "Joon" Pearl: They used to be fat and juicy and now they're twisted. They had their lives stolen. Well, they taste sweet, but really they're just humiliated grapes. I can't say I am a big supporter of the raisin council.
  5. Sam: Did you see those, those raisins on TV? The ones that sing and dance and stuff?
  6. Juniper "Joon" Pearl: They scare me
  7. Sam: Yeah me too
  8. Juniper "Joon" Pearl: It's sick. The commercial people they make them sing and dance so people will eat them.
  From Benny & Joon. Submitted by Shiny S (10 months ago)

• 1. Jack Sparrow: I love weddings! Drinks all around!
  2. Anamaria: You stole. My. BOAT!
  3. Will Turner: That's not good enough!
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. Submitted by Alice N (10 months ago)

• 1. Jack Sparrow: You've burned all the food, the shade, the RUM!
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. Submitted by Alice N (10 months ago)

• 1. Rango: I see you're consulting with the spirits.
  2. Wounded Bird: No, I'm molting. It means I'm ready to mate.
  3. Rango: I'll... keep that in mind.
  From Rango. Submitted by Diego T (10 months ago)

• 1. Rango: [Wounded Bird is scratching his down feathers and scattering them into the wind] I see you're communicating with the great spirits.
  2. Wounded Bird: No. I'm molting. It means I'm ready to mate.
  From Rango. Submitted by Paper W (10 months ago)

• 1. Captain Jack Sparrow: I understand everything... except that wig.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Shiny S (10 months ago)

• 1. Rango: Ain't Nobody going to Tango with the Rango.
  From Rango. Submitted by Austin G (10 months ago)

• 1. Sweeney Todd: One staying put in his proper place, and the other with his foot in the other man's face!
  From Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street . Submitted by Thaddeus B (10 months ago)

• 1. Rango: My name is Rango.
  From Rango. Submitted by Chris V (10 months ago)

• 1. Rango: Now, we ride!
  From Rango. Submitted by Eko P (10 months ago)

• 1. James Barrie: You find a glimmer of happiness in this world, there's always someone who wants to destroy it.
  From Finding Neverland. Submitted by Chad E (10 months ago)

• 1. James Barrie: Young boys should never be sent to bed... they always wake up a day older.
  From Finding Neverland. Submitted by Chad E (10 months ago)

• 1. Angelica: Maybe you don't believe the supernatural.
  2. Angelica: Maybe you don't believe the supernatural.
  3. Captain Jack Sparrow: Oh no, I've seen a thing or two.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Shiny S (10 months ago)

• 1. Elise Clifton-Ward: 20 million dollars worth of plastic surgery. And that's the face you choose.
  2. Frank Tupelo: You don't like it?
  3. Elise Clifton-Ward: It will do.
  From The Tourist. Submitted by Hanna K (10 months ago)

• 1. Spoons: (riding) Where are we going?
  2. Rango: (distracted) What?
  3. Spoons: Where are we going?!
  From Rango. Submitted by Diego T (10 months ago)

• 1. Rango: There all better.
  From Rango. Submitted by Ben R (10 months ago)

• 1. Jack Sparrow: Now bring me that horizon.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. Submitted by Ze P (10 months ago)

• 1. Captain Jack Sparrow: The fountain of youth, what does it require?
  2. Angelica: A mermaid, Jack.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Shiny S (10 months ago)

• 1. Elizabeth Swann: We've come to rescue you.
  2. Jack Sparrow: Have you, now? It's very kind of you. But it would seem that as I possess a ship, and you don't... you're the ones in need of rescuing, and I'm not sure that I'm in the mood.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End. Submitted by Evelyne K (11 months ago)

• 1. Norrington: No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north. And I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
  2. Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. Submitted by ?????? ? (11 months ago)

• 1. Jack Sparrow: My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. Submitted by ?????? ? (11 months ago)

• 1. John Dillinger: I was raised on a farm in Moooresville, Indiana. My mama ran out on us when I was three, my daddy beat the hell out of me cause he didn't know no better way to raise me. I like baseball, movies, good clothes, fast cars, whiskey, and you. What else you need to know?
  From Public Enemies. Submitted by Laura W (11 months ago)

• 1. Melvin Purvis: What keeps you up nights, Mr. Dillinger?
  2. John Dillinger: Coffee.
  From Public Enemies. Submitted by Laura W (11 months ago)

• 1. Captain Jack Sparrow: A gentleman allows his lady to maintain her fictions.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Miguel F (11 months ago)

• 1. Rango: What was that for?
  2. Priscilla: You're funny-looking.
  3. Rango: Well, you're funny-looking too.
  4. Priscilla: That's a funny-looking shirt.
  5. Rango: That's a funny-looking hat.
  6. Priscilla: You've got funny-looking eyes.
  7. Rango: You've got a funny-looking face!
  From Rango. Submitted by Diego T (11 months ago)

• 1. Captain Jack Sparrow: I thought I should give you warning. We're taking the ship. It's nothing personal.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Shiny S (11 months ago)

• 1. Pintel: You're supposed to be dead!
  2. Jack Sparrow: I am not?
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. Submitted by abe b (11 months ago)

• 1. Rango: It's an art, not a science!
  From Rango. Submitted by Diego T (11 months ago)

• 1. Charlie Bucket: The grass is edible?
  2. Willy Wonka: Of course its edible. Everything in this room is edible. Even I'M edible. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and that is frowned upon in most societies.
  From Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Submitted by Aidan C (11 months ago)

• 1. Captain Jack Sparrow: You are guilty of being innocent of being Jack Sparrow.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Doug N (11 months ago)

• 1. Captain Jack Sparrow: I'm here to take myself back.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Doug N (11 months ago)

• 1. Captain Teague: Does this face looks like its been to the Fountain of Youth?
  2. Captain Jack Sparrow: Depends on the light.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Doug N (11 months ago)

• 1. Captain Jack Sparrow: You've stolen me. And I've come to take meself back.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Doug N (11 months ago)

• 1. Captain Jack Sparrow: I understand everything, except that wig.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Doug N (11 months ago)

• 1. Captain Jack Sparrow: There should be a 'Captain' in there somewhere.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Doug N (11 months ago)

• 1. Captain Jack Sparrow: Did everyone see that, because I will not be doing it again!
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Poorna R (11 months ago)

• 1. Captain Jack Sparrow: You walk like a girl.
  2. Angelica: You would know.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Poorna R (11 months ago)

• 1. Captain Jack Sparrow: Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing it again.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Dian P (11 months ago)

• 1. Teen on TV: All right. Once again. This is your brain. (cracks open an egg and fries it) This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?
  2. Freddy Krueger: (Freddy hits him with the frying pan) Yeah! What are you on? Looks like a frying pan and some eggs to me.
  From Freddy's Dead - The Final Nightmare. Submitted by Creep F (11 months ago)

• 1. Glen Lantz: I'm going to punch out your ugly lights, whoever you are!
  From A Nightmare on Elm Street. Submitted by Creep F (11 months ago)

• 1. Nancy Thompson: Sometimes I wish you didn't live right across the street.
  2. Glen Lantz: Will you shut up and let me in? Did you ever stand on a rose trellis in your bare feet?
  From A Nightmare on Elm Street. Submitted by Creep F (11 months ago)

• 1. Nancy Thompson: I grab the guy in my dream. You see me struggling so you wake me up. We both come out, you whack the fu*ker and we got him.
  2. Glen Lantz: Are you crazy, hit him with what?
  3. Nancy Thompson: You're the jock. You have a baseball bat or something.
  From A Nightmare on Elm Street. Submitted by Creep F (11 months ago)

• 1. Rod Lane: (after tackling Glen on the lawn) It's Rod Lane, bringing Lantz down, just three yards from the goal line! What a brilliant tackle and the crowd goes wild!
  2. Tina Gray: What the hell are you doing here?
  3. Rod Lane: Came to make up. No big deal. Your mom home?
  4. Tina Gray: Of course. Oh, what's that?
  5. Rod Lane: Intense, huh? (pulls out a tool and makes a screeching sound) So what's going on here. An orgy or something?
  6. Glen Lantz: Maybe your funeral, di*khead. [Rod pulls out a switchblade in anger]
  7. Nancy Thompson: It's just a sleepover, Rod; Tina and me. Glen was just leaving.
  8. Rod Lane: (to Tina, with a smile) Did you see his face?
  9. Glen Lantz: (mimicking Rod) 'Did you see his face?'
  From A Nightmare on Elm Street. Submitted by Creep F (11 months ago)

• 1. Glen Lantz: Morality sucks.
  From A Nightmare on Elm Street. Submitted by Creep F (11 months ago)

• 1. Glen Lantz: What did you do to your arm?
  2. Nancy Thompson: I burned it in English class.
  From A Nightmare on Elm Street. Submitted by Creep F (11 months ago)

• 1. Glen Lantz: Oh, man. Midnight! Baseball bats and boogeymen! Beautiful.
  From A Nightmare on Elm Street. Submitted by Creep F (11 months ago)

• 1. Nancy Thompson: (referring to dreaming) But what if they meet a monster in their dreams, then what?
  2. Glen Lantz: They turn their back on it. Take away its energy and it disappears.
  3. Nancy Thompson: But what happens if they don't do that?
  4. Glen Lantz: Well I guess those people don't wake up to tell what happens.
  5. Nancy Thompson: (sighing) Great.
  From A Nightmare on Elm Street. Submitted by Creep F (11 months ago)

• 1. Glen Lantz: Miss Nude America is going to be on tonight.
  2. Mrs. Lantz: How can you hear what she's going to say?
  3. Glen Lantz: Who cares what she says?
  From A Nightmare on Elm Street. Submitted by Creep F (11 months ago)

• 1. Glen Lantz: You believe this fog?
  2. Marge Thompson: Oh, I believe anything is possible.
  From A Nightmare on Elm Street. Submitted by Creep F (11 months ago)

• 1. Nancy Thompson: Okay, here's what we're going to do.
  2. Glen Lantz: It's dark in here.
  3. Nancy Thompson: But it's not what you're thinking.
  From A Nightmare on Elm Street. Submitted by Creep F (11 months ago)

• 1. Nancy Thompson: Glen, you bastard
  2. Glen Lantz: What did I do?
  3. Nancy Thompson: I just asked you to do one thing, to stay awake and watch me and to wake me up if it looked like I was having a bad dream, and what did you do, you sh*t? You fell asleep!
  From A Nightmare on Elm Street. Submitted by Creep F (11 months ago)

• 1. Philip: You are either for us of against us!
  2. Captain Jack Sparrow: He's religious, I believe it's required.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Mary R (11 months ago)

• 1. Philip: I'm neither with you nor against you.
  2. Captain Jack Sparrow: He's religious. I think it's required.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Mary R (11 months ago)

• 1. Captain Jack Sparrow: There should be a 'Captain' in there somewhere.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Nelli I (12 months ago)

• 1. Captain Jack Sparrow: Captain, I wish to report a mutiny!
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Caitlyn S (12 months ago)

• 1. Rango: I couldn't help but notice you noticing me noticing you.
  From Rango. Submitted by Nikola G (12 months ago)

• 1. Captain Jack Sparrow: I hate that monkey.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Ben R (12 months ago)

• 1. Agent Sands: Are you a MEXI-CAN or a MEXI-CAN'T?
  From Once Upon a Time in Mexico. Submitted by Alfonso E. V (12 months ago)

• 1. Captain Jack Sparrow: You lied to me by telling the truth? That is very good. May I use that?
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Kenneth F (12 months ago)

• 1. Captain Jack Sparrow: You know that feeling you get when you're standing in a high place sudden urge to jump? I don't have it.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Cody F (12 months ago)

• 1. Captain Jack Sparrow: I thought I should give you warning. We're taking the ship. It's nothing personal.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Cody F (12 months ago)

• 1. Captain Jack Sparrow: There'll be dangers along the way, firstly mermaids, zombies, Blackbeard.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Cody F (12 months ago)

• 1. Frank Tupelo: You're ravenous.
  2. Elise Clifton-Ward: You mean 'ravishing'.
  3. Frank Tupelo: I do.
  4. Elise Clifton-Ward: You are ravenous.
  5. Frank Tupelo: I am.
  From The Tourist. Submitted by Svetlana G (12 months ago)

• 1. Jack Sparrow: I've got a jar of dirt, and guess whats inside it?
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest. Submitted by Yasmin W (12 months ago)

• 1. Jack Sparrow: You smell funny.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest. Submitted by Yasmin W (12 months ago)

• 1. Jack Sparrow: I want my jar of dirt!
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest. Submitted by Yasmin W (12 months ago)

• 1. Sweeney Todd: Theres a hole in the world like a great black pit, and it's filled with people who are filled with shit, and the vermin of the world inhabit it. But not for long.
  From Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street . Submitted by Yasmin W (12 months ago)

• 1. Sweeney Todd: I can guarantee the closest shave you'll ever know.
  From Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street . Submitted by Yasmin W (12 months ago)

• 1. Willy Wonka: Ew, somebody grab him.
  From Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Submitted by Lea L (12 months ago)

• 1. Willy Wonka: You can't run a chocolate factory with a family hanging over you like an old, dead goose. No offense.
  From Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Submitted by Lea L (12 months ago)

• 1. John Dillinger: Well if it isn't the man who shot Pretty-Boy Floyd. Good thing 'cause he sure wasn't Whiz-Kid Floyd.
  From Public Enemies. Submitted by Lea L (12 months ago)

• 1. Sweeney Todd: 15 years sweating, and living hell, for a false charge. 15 years dreaming I might come home to a wife and child.
  2. Mrs. Nellie Lovett: Well, I can't say the years have been particularly kind to you, Mr. Barker.
  3. Sweeney Todd: No, not Barker. That man is dead. It's Todd now. Sweeney Todd, and he will have his revenge.
  From Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street . Submitted by Jack G (12 months ago)

• 1. Anthony Hope: Is everything all right, Mr. Todd?
  2. Sweeney Todd: I beg your indulgence, Anthony. My mind is far from easy. In these once familiar streets, I feel shadows everywhere.
  3. Anthony Hope: Shadows?
  4. Sweeney Todd: Ghosts.
  From Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street . Submitted by Jack G (12 months ago)

• 1. George Jung: Hey, am I wearing lipstick? I said, am I wearing lipstick? When I'm getting fucked I want to make sure my face looks pretty.
  From Blow. Submitted by Jack G (12 months ago)

• 1. Jack Sparrow: Where's the thump thump?
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest. Submitted by Bobby J (12 months ago)

• 1. Captain Jack Sparrow: If you had a sister and a dog, I would choose the dog.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Cathy R (12 months ago)

• 1. Captain Jack Sparrow: It's not the destination, so much as the journey.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Cathy R (12 months ago)

• 1. Captain Jack Sparrow: I support the missionary's position!
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Cathy R (12 months ago)

• 1. Captain Jack Sparrow: I have never been that drunk.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Sofia P (12 months ago)

• 1. Captain Jack Sparrow: Did everybody see that because I will not be doing that again!
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Natasha B (12 months ago)

• 1. Captain Jack Sparrow: It's a pirate's life for me, savvy?
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Arzita S (12 months ago)

• 1. Captain Jack Sparrow: The Black Pearl in a bottle. Why is the Black Pearl in a bottle?
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Daniel B (12 months ago)

• 1. Elizabeth Swann: Everything you said to me was a lie?
  2. Jack Sparrow: Pretty much.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest. Submitted by Steven P (12 months ago)

• 1. Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum gone?
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. Submitted by Steven P (12 months ago)

• 1. Captain Jack Sparrow: Have you been there?
  2. Captain Teague: Does this face look like it's been to the Fountain of Youth?
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by SwapNeel B (12 months ago)

• 1. Captain Jack Sparrow: I support the missionary's position.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Brent W (12 months ago)

• 1. Jack Sparrow: We must fight, to run away!
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End. Submitted by Lea L (12 months ago)

• 1. Jack Sparrow: Cuttlefish. Eh? Let us not, dear friends, forget our dear friends the cuttlefish, flipping glorious little sausages. Pen them up together, and they will devour each other without a second thought. Human nature, in'it? Or fish nature. So yes, we could hold up here, well-provisioned and well-armed, and half of us would be dead within the month! Which seems grim to me any way you slice it! Or ahh, as my learned colleague so naively suggests, we can release Calypso, and we can pray that she will be merciful. I rather doubt it. Can we, in fact, pretend that she is anything other than a woman scorned, like which fury Hell hath no? We cannot. Res ipsa loquitur, tabula in naufragio, we are left with but one option. I agree with, and I cannot believe the words are coming out of me mouth. Captain Swann. We must fight.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End. Submitted by Lea L (12 months ago)

• 1. Jack Sparrow: 'Ello beastie.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest. Submitted by Lea L (12 months ago)

• 1. Jack Sparrow: I want my jar of dirt!
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest. Submitted by Lea L (12 months ago)

• 1. Gibbs: So, we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks?
  2. Jack Sparrow: No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?
  3. Gibbs: So, we're setting out to find this key?
  4. Jack Sparrow: Now you're not making any sense at all.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest. Submitted by Lea L (12 months ago)

• 1. Jack Sparrow: Have you not met Will Turner? He's noble, heroic, terrific soprano. Worth at least four, maybe three and a half. And did I happen to mention, he's in love? With a girl. Due to be married. Betrothed. Dividing him from her and her from him would only be half as cruel as actually allowing them to be joined in holy matrimony, eh?
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest. Submitted by Lea L (12 months ago)

• 1. Jack Sparrow: I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest. Submitted by Lea L (12 months ago)

• 1. Jack Sparrow: Is the jar of dirt going to help?
  2. Tia Dalma: If you don't want it, give it back.
  3. Jack Sparrow: [greedily] No!
  4. Tia Dalma: Then it helps.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest. Submitted by Lea L (12 months ago)

• 1. Jack Sparrow: (talking to Will) You know, for having such a bleak outlook on pirates you are well on your way to becoming one: sprung a man from jail, commandeered a ship of the fleet, sailed with a buccaneer crew out of Tortuga, and you're completely obsessed with treasure.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. Submitted by Lea L (12 months ago)

• 1. Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. Submitted by Lea L (12 months ago)

• 1. Jack Sparrow: Stop blowing holes in my ship!
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. Submitted by Lea L (12 months ago)

• 1. Jack Sparrow: (talking to Will) The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can't do. For instance, you can accept that your father was a pirate and a good man or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy, so you'll have to square with that some day. And me, for example, I can let you drown, but I can't bring this ship into Tortuga all by me onesies, savvy? So, can you sail under the command of a pirate, or can you not?
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. Submitted by Lea L (12 months ago)

• 1. Jack Sparrow: This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. Submitted by Lea L (12 months ago)

• 1. Ichabod Crane: Doctor Lancaster, Reverend Steenwyck, Notary Hardenbrook, and Magistrates Philipse, who tried to cut and run, and lost his head. Four frightned men, arguing on the very night Magistrate Philipse was killed. There's a conspiracy here. The doctor, the reverend, the notary, and the magistrate. What is the secret that unites them? Magistrate Philipse knew there were five bodies to four graves, knew the widow was pregnant, but would not tell me the name of the father. What does this point to? We must proceed by a process of elimination. I shall make a list of every man and woman in Sleepy Hollow, starting with their chief citizen, Baltus Van Tassel. I feel we're getting very close.
  From Sleepy Hollow. Submitted by Lea L (12 months ago)

• 1. Ichabod Crane: It was an evil spirit possessed you. I pray God it is satisfied now, and you find peace. The evil eye has done it's work. My life is over, spared for a lifetime of horrors in my sleep, waking each day to grief. Goodbye, Katrina.
  From Sleepy Hollow. Submitted by Lea L (12 months ago)

• 1. Ichabod Crane: Yes I think you loved me that day when you followed me into the Western Woods, to have braved such peril.
  From Sleepy Hollow. Submitted by Lea L (12 months ago)

• 1. Ichabod Crane: Villainy wears many masks, none of which so dangerous as virtue.
  From Sleepy Hollow. Submitted by Lea L (12 months ago)

• 1. Gilbert Grape: We don't really move. I mean, we'd like to, but my mom is sort of attached to the house. Attached is, I guess, not the right word. She's pretty much wedged in.
  From What's Eating Gilbert Grape. Submitted by Lea L (12 months ago)

• 1. Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: [to Mrs. Vernon-Williams] I may be a drape, but I love your granddaughter. And if that's a crime, I'll stand convicted, ma'am.
  From Cry-Baby. Submitted by Lea L (12 months ago)

• 1. Wade "Cry-Baby" Walker: You're cool, Allison. You just look square. Underneath it all, I think you're really hip.
  From Cry-Baby. Submitted by Lea L (12 months ago)

• 1. The Mad Hatter: Down with the bloody Red Queen!
  From Alice in Wonderland. Submitted by Lea L (12 months ago)

• 1. The Mad Hatter: Have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk?
  From Alice in Wonderland. Submitted by Lea L (12 months ago)

• 1. The Mad Hatter: There is a place. Like no place on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger! Some say to survive it, you need to be as mad as a hatter.
  From Alice in Wonderland. Submitted by Lea L (12 months ago)

• 1. Sweeney Todd: I can guarantee the closest shave you'll ever know.
  From Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street . Submitted by Lea L (12 months ago)

• 1. Sweeney Todd: There's a hole in the world like a great black pit. And the vermin of the world inhabit it. And its morals aren't worth what a pig could spit. And it goes by the name of London. At the top of the hole sit a privileged few. Making mock of the vermin of the lower zoo. Turning beauty into filth and greed.
  From Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street . Submitted by Lea L (12 months ago)

• 1. Mrs. Nellie Lovett: (talking about Toby) So what are we gonna do about the boy?
  2. Sweeney Todd: Send him up!
  3. Mrs. Nellie Lovett: No, Mr. T. Surely one's enough for today. Besides, I was thinking of hiring the lad to help me run the shop. Your poor knees aren't what they used to be.
  4. Sweeney Todd: All right.
  5. Mrs. Nellie Lovett: Of course, we're gonna have to stock up on the gin. Boy's drinking like a sailor.
  From Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street . Submitted by Lea L (12 months ago)

• 1. Captain Jack Sparrow: Have you been to the fountain of youth?
  2. Captain Teague: Does this face look like it's been to the fountain of youth?
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by SwapNeel B (12 months ago)

• 1. King George: I hear-tell you've been to the Fountain.
  2. Captain Jack Sparrow: Well there's been a lot of hear-telling going on these days hasn't there?
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Tom S (12 months ago)

• 1. Captain Jack Sparrow: Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing that again.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Nicholas Yap J (12 months ago)

• 1. Captain Jack Sparrow: You walk like a girl!
  2. Angelica: You would know.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Julia H (12 months ago)

• 1. Captain Jack Sparrow: (To Barbossa) You don't have termites, do you?
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Jason M (12 months ago)

• 1. Captain Jack Sparrow: I support the Missionary's position
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Shirley B (12 months ago)

• 1. Captain Jack Sparrow: I support the missionary's position.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by K H (12 months ago)

• 1. Captain Jack Sparrow: There should be a 'Captain' in there somewhere.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Katie C (12 months ago)

• 1. George Jung: All I can say is that my ambition far exceeded my talent.
  From Blow. Submitted by Susan T (12 months ago)

• 1. Fred Jung: I don't like what you're doing. It's not what I would've chosen for you, but I couldn't stop you if I tried, could I?
  2. George Jung: Probably not.
  From Blow. Submitted by Susan T (12 months ago)

• 1. Captain Jack Sparrow: I support the missionary's position.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by George E (12 months ago)

• 1. Joshamee Gibbs: I know a man who has a goat!
  2. Captain Jack Sparrow: Good, I can go like this!
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Ben C (12 months ago)

• 1. Captain Jack Sparrow: You know that feeling you get when you're standing in a high place, the sudden urge to jump? I don't have it.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Peter B (12 months ago)

• 1. The Mad Hatter: to Alice] You used to be much more, muchier. You've lost your muchness.
  From Alice in Wonderland. Submitted by Henrique T (12 months ago)

• 1. Captain Jack Sparrow: You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Maheen S (12 months ago)

• 1. Jack Sparrow: Savvy?
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. Submitted by Reed D (12 months ago)

• 1. Joshamee Gibbs: All part of the plan, yes?
  2. Captain Jack Sparrow: No
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Alice K (12 months ago)

• 1. Captain Jack Sparrow: There'll be dangers along the way, firstly mermaids, zombies, Blackbeard.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Alice K (12 months ago)

• 1. Captain Jack Sparrow: Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing it again.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Sruthi S (12 months ago)

• 1. Jack Sparrow: Why is the rum always gone? [stands up and staggers drunkenly] Oh, that's why.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest. Submitted by Doug N (12 months ago)

• 1. Jack Sparrow: You smell funny.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest. Submitted by Doug N (12 months ago)

• 1. Jack Sparrow: Is this a dream? I thought not. If it were, there'd be rum.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest. Submitted by Doug N (12 months ago)

• 1. Captain Jack Sparrow: Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing it again.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Annie G (12 months ago)

• 1. Angelica: I am starting to think you don't know where you are going.
  2. Captain Jack Sparrow: Its not the destination so much as the journey.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Annie G (12 months ago)

• 1. Captain Jack Sparrow: Captain, I wish to report a mutiny. I can name fingers and point names.
  2. Blackbeard: Perfect.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Asif K (12 months ago)

• 1. Captain Jack Sparrow: The fountain of youth, what does it require?
  2. Angelica: A Mermaid, Jack.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Asif K (12 months ago)

• 1. Joshamee Gibbs: All part of the plan, yes?
  2. Captain Jack Sparrow: No.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Asif K (12 months ago)

• 1. Captain Jack Sparrow: Have you been there?
  2. Captain Teague: Does this face look like it's been to the fountain of youth?
  3. Captain Jack Sparrow: Depends on the light.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Asif K (12 months ago)

• 1. Angelica: That's hardly appropriate for the first mate.
  2. Captain Jack Sparrow: Was I the first?
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Asif K (12 months ago)

• 1. Captain Jack Sparrow: Just a warning, we're taking the ship. It's nothing personal.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Marijke E (12 months ago)

• 1. Captain Jack Sparrow: I can name fingers and point names.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Allison S (12 months ago)

• 1. Captain Jack Sparrow: Have you been there?
  2. Captain Teague: Does this face look like it's been to the fountain of youth?
  3. Captain Jack Sparrow: Depends on the light.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Sarah L (12 months ago)

• 1. Captain Jack Sparrow: You know that feeling you get when you're standing in a high place with a sudden urge to jump? I don't have it.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Peter R (12 months ago)

• 1. Captain Jack Sparrow: If you had a sister and a dog, I'd choose the dog.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by ernest e (12 months ago)

• 1. Raoul Duke: Look, there's two women fucking a polar bear!
  From Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Submitted by Rocky F (12 months ago)

• 1. Captain Jack Sparrow: There should be a Captain in there somewhere.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Victor L (12 months ago)

• 1. Sweeney Todd: At last, my arm is complete again!
  From Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street . Submitted by Michael N (12 months ago)

• 1. Sweeney Todd: You are young, life has been kind to you. You will learn.
  From Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street . Submitted by Michael N (12 months ago)

• 1. Captain Jack Sparrow: Captain, I wish to report a mutiny! I can name fingers and point names.
  2. Blackbeard: No need, Mr. Sparrow. They are sheep. You, their Shepherd.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by Midhav R (13 months ago)

• 1. Jack Sparrow: And I owe them all money.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End. Submitted by Philip H (13 months ago)

• 1. Raoul Duke: We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.
  From Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Submitted by Félix C (13 months ago)

• 1. Raoul Duke: We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half-full of cocaine and a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers laughers....Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls [....] But the only thing that worried me was the ether. There is nothing in this world more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an ether binge....
  From Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Submitted by Kevin K (13 months ago)

• 1. Gilbert Grape: Bobby, how's business?
  2. Bobby McBurney: Oh, not good... nobody's dying.
  From What's Eating Gilbert Grape. Submitted by Chris P (13 months ago)

• 1. Axel Blackmar: But what's the point of breathing if somebody already tells you the difference between an apple and a bicycle? If I bite a bicycle and ride an apple, then I'll know the difference.
  From Arizona Dream. Submitted by Anastasia B (13 months ago)

• 1. Frank Tupelo: Frank.
  2. Elise Clifton-Ward: That's a terrible name.
  3. Frank Tupelo: It's the only one I got.
  From The Tourist. Submitted by James W (13 months ago)

• 1. Raoul Duke: There was madness in any direction, at any hour. You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right, that we were winning.
  From Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Submitted by Chris P (13 months ago)

• 1. Raoul Duke: One of the things you learn from years of dealing with drug people, is that you can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye.
  From Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Submitted by Chris P (13 months ago)

• 1. John Dillinger: You wanna know if we're armed? We're armed.
  From Public Enemies. Submitted by Chris P (13 months ago)

• 1. John Dillinger: We're having too good a time today. We ain't thinking about tomorrow.
  From Public Enemies. Submitted by Chris P (13 months ago)

• 1. Donnie Brasco/Joe Pistone: Forget about it.
  From Donnie Brasco. Submitted by Chris P (13 months ago)

• 1. Rango: Whatever you don't look down.
  2. Rango: (looks down)
  3. Rango: (screams)
  From Rango. Submitted by Manas R (13 months ago)

• 1. The Mad Hatter: Your carriage, my lady.
  2. Alice: A hat?
  3. The Mad Hatter: Of course. Anyone can go by horse or rail, but the absolute best way to travel is by hat. Have I made a rhyme?
  From Alice in Wonderland. Submitted by J R (13 months ago)

• 1. The Mad Hatter: You used to be much more ... "muchier." You've lost your muchness.
  From Alice in Wonderland. Submitted by J R (13 months ago)

• 1. Rango: [to Beans] Don't worry, I got a plan. HELP!!! OPEN THE DOOR!!
  2. Beans: [rolls eyes]
  3. Rango: Uh. Okay, plan B.
  From Rango. Submitted by Michael A (14 months ago)

• 1. George Jung: Oh yeah we are perfect,we are fuckin beautiful, Ladies and gentlemen i present to u 100% pure columbian cocaine".."when i went in the prison i had a bachelors in marijuana,but wen i got out i had a PHD in cocaine"
  From Blow. Submitted by Van W (14 months ago)

• 1. Rango: Crunchy creamy candy cookie cupcake.
  From Rango. Submitted by rob g (14 months ago)

• 1. Sweeney Todd: I can guarantee the closest shave you'll ever know.
  From Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street . Submitted by rob g (14 months ago)

• 1. Jack Sparrow: A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around!
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. Submitted by rob g (14 months ago)

• 1. Captain Jack Sparrow: Did everyone see that? Because I will *not* be doing it again.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. Submitted by rob g (14 months ago)

• 1. Jack Sparrow: No, no! More wood! Big fire! I am chief! Want big fire!
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest. Submitted by rob g (14 months ago)

• 1. Rango: Who am I? I could be anyone!
  From Rango. Submitted by Shayla R (14 months ago)

• 1. Norrington: You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
  2. Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me.
  From Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. Submitted by Zabuza D (14 months ago)

• 1. Rango: Women find me uncomfortably attractive.
  From Rango. Submitted by William W (14 months ago)

• 1. Rango: Stay in school, eat your veggies, and burn all the books that ain't Shakespeare.
  From Rango. Submitted by Jeffrey S (14 months ago)

• 1. Rango: Us reptiles gotta stick together.
  2. Waffles: I'm an amphibian.
  3. Rango: Ain't no shame in that.
  From Rango. Submitted by Shanequa M (14 months ago)