Jonah Hill Biography

Born and raised in Los Angeles, Jonah Hill first started to find success in show business as a cast member of the brilliant but canceled Judd Apatow series Undeclared. Like many of the actors who were fortunate to work for the successful writer/director/producer, Hill became a part of Apatow's extended stock company, going on to appear in a number of films including The 40-Year-Old Virgin, as a young man who really wants to buy some boots, and Knocked Up, as the buddy who suggested his friend's pregnant girlfriend get "something that rhymes with smushmortion." He also starred alongside his onetime roommate Justin Long in a variety of projects, including the college comedy Accepted. Hill re-teamed with Apatow and company for their second major effort of summer 2007, the Greg Mottola-directed, Seth Rogen-scripted comedy Superbad, but on that occasion, Hill scored his first lead. He starred as Seth, a slightly geeky high school senior desperate for sex and suffering from some fairly serious adolescent angst. The film rang in as a blockbuster and won critical raves across the board. At about the same time, Hill signed on for a much different screen assignment (and target audience), agreeing to provide one of the voices in the animated outing Horton Hears a Who (2008). He followed that up with a small but funny role in the heartbreak comedy Forgetting Sarah Marshall as a starstruck hotel worker who really, really wants a visiting rock star to listen to his demo.He scored laughs in the Judd Apatow-directed Funny People, and worked again with Russell Brand in Get Him to the Greek. Hill shored up his indie cred by starring in the Duplass Brothers comedy Cyrus as a young man who is way too attached to his mother.2011 found Hill earning the best notices of his career in Moneyball, as the numbers-crunching Ivy Leaguer who helps Billy Beane (Brad Pitt) build the Oakland A's into a first-rate baseball team with seemingly second-rate players. His work in the movie brought him Best Supporting Actor nods from the Academy, BAFTA, the Golden Globes, and the Screen Actors Guild. Soon however, the actor was ready to get back to his comedic roots, pairing with Chaning Tatum for a satirical big-screen take on the 80's TV show 21 Jump Street, and following that up starring alongside Ben Stiller in The Watch. ~ Perry Seibert, Rovi

• 1. Captain Dickson: Are yall throwin a party?
  2. Captain Dickson: There's rumors, In the tweetosphere, And if my officers are caught giving alcohol to the minors, the'll find themselves in prison, with a snorkel duck-taped to their mouth, and me, shitting down that snorkel!
  3. Schmidt: Its extremely vivid, thank you!
  From 21 Jump Street. Submitted by Muhammad M (4 days ago)

• 1. Schmidt: Sir, I know we come off as a couple of ladykillers, but I promise you we will be super professional on the job.
  2. Captain Dickson: Clearly I wasn't talkin' to you, big titties! You cherub lookin' motherfucker. I was talkin' to your partner over here, Fake ass handsome McGee! When I'm talkin' to him, I'm talkin' to him. When I say, shut the fuck up, I'm talkin' to you.
  3. Schmidt: Cool.
  From 21 Jump Street. Submitted by Muhammad M (4 days ago)

• 1. Captain Dickson: Didn't somebody tell you tell you guys this was a undercover unit?
  2. Schmidt: I don't...I actually didn't...I didn't get a letter or anything. Or a dress code...
  3. Jenko: Yeah, like...
  4. Captain Dickson: Teenage the fuck up!
  From 21 Jump Street. Submitted by Muhammad M (4 days ago)

• 1. Captain Dickson: Everybody comfortable?
  2. Schmidt: Yeah.
  3. Captain Dickson: Get your motherfuckin' ass up when I'm talkin'!
  4. Captain Dickson: You will be going undercover as high school students. You are here simply because you look young. You some Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus lookin' motherfuckers.
  From 21 Jump Street. Submitted by Muhammad M (4 days ago)

• 1. Captain Dickson: Schmidt, Say's you were a Virgin through high school
  2. Schmidt: It Says that?
  3. Captain Dickson: No. I just Assumed it!
  From 21 Jump Street. Submitted by Muhammad M (4 days ago)

• 1. Captain Dickson: The mission is quick and simple: infiltrate the dealers, find the supplier.
  2. Schmidt: Wait so we get to be brothers?
  3. Captain Dickson: [shakes his head in annoyance and smashes the desk] Infiltrate the dealers, find the supplier!
  4. Jenko: Wait if we find the supplier first then we don't have to worry about the dealers.
  5. Captain Dickson: Goddamn. [smashes the desk even harder] INFILTRATE THE DEALERS! FIND THE SUPPLIER!
  From 21 Jump Street. Submitted by Dariush A (13 days ago)

• 1. Seth: I'll be like the iron chef of pounding vag!
  2. Evan: Can you just get out of here and we'll talk about this later?
  3. Greg the Soccer Player: What the fuck Evan! We're down two points!
  4. Evan: Fuckin calm down Greg it's soccer. It's soccer.
  5. Greg the Soccer Player: Fuck you man!
  6. Seth: Hey Greg, why don't you go piss your pants again?
  7. Greg the Soccer Player: That was like 8 years ago, asshole!
  8. Seth: People don't forget!
  From Superbad. Submitted by John C (33 days ago)

• 1. Schmidt: Are you saying we're a covalent bond?
  2. Jenko: No dude, we're not atoms!
  From 21 Jump Street. Submitted by Maximilian M (41 days ago)

• 1. Schmidt: Jenko, do you wanna go to prom with me?
  From 21 Jump Street. Submitted by Zaenal A (46 days ago)

• 1. Eric Molson: Your a cop. You lied to me.
  2. Schmidt: I'm sorry, man.
  3. Eric Molson: But you bought us Taco Bell.
  From 21 Jump Street. Submitted by Sean B (53 days ago)

• 1. Schmidt: Where did you learn how to do that?
  2. Jenko: AP CHEMISTRY BITCH!
  From 21 Jump Street. Submitted by Mike S (54 days ago)

• 1. Schmidt: Have some fairy dust motherfucker!!
  From 21 Jump Street. Submitted by JACOB M (55 days ago)

• 1. Schmidt: Hey Korean Jesus, I don't know if you only cater to Koreans, or even exist.
  From 21 Jump Street. Submitted by Daniel G (2 months ago)

• 1. Schmidt: Aroma of Christ Church?
  From 21 Jump Street. Submitted by Daniel G (2 months ago)

• 1. Schmidt: Have some fairy dust motherfucker!
  From 21 Jump Street. Submitted by Brenda P (2 months ago)

• 1. Schmidt: I really thought that was going to explode.
  From 21 Jump Street. Submitted by Ethan R (2 months ago)

• 1. Schmidt: You guys called the cops to get your frisbee out of the pond? Is this really a police matter?
  2. Jenko: [goes to hand frisbee back to the boy, turns around and throws it back in the pond]
  3. Jenko: Get your own f*cking frisbee!
  From 21 Jump Street. Submitted by Joe L (2 months ago)

• 1. Schmidt: Man... I thought this job would have more car chases and shit...
  From 21 Jump Street. Submitted by Diego T (2 months ago)

• 1. Schmidt: Will you go to prom with me?
  From 21 Jump Street. Submitted by Kelly D (2 months ago)

• 1. Schmidt: When did I get stabbed?! That's awesome!
  From 21 Jump Street. Submitted by Alyssa B (2 months ago)

• 1. Domingo: You guys even real cops? You look like kids in Halloween
  2. Jenko: Hey! You want me to beat your dick off?
  3. Domingo: You want to beat my dick off?
  4. Schmidt: I think what he was trying to say was, he's gonna punch you so many times round the genital area that your dick's just gonna fall off.
  From 21 Jump Street. Submitted by Alyssa B (2 months ago)

• 1. Seth: You dropped your purse, ma'am. Would you like me to help you with your groceries?
  2. Old Lady: Well that would be lovely young man. Would you like me to buy you alcohol?
  3. Seth: That would be lovely!
  4. Seth: Enjoy your remaining years!
  5. Old Lady: I will! Enjoy fucking Jules!
  6. Seth: I WILL!
  From Superbad. Submitted by Rocky F (2 months ago)

• 1. Aaron Green: [to Aldous Snow] Stop being a bitch and let me get my smoke on.
  From Get Him to the Greek. Submitted by Tracy G (2 months ago)

• 1. Sherman Schrader: You look like carly simon. If I could band one chick it would be carly simon and you look like her.
  From Accepted. Submitted by topher h (3 months ago)

• 1. Captain Dickson: Do you even know the Miranda rights?
  2. Jenko: It obviously starts with... you have the right to... remain an attorney...
  3. Captain Dickson: Did you just say you have the right to be an attorney?
  4. Schmidt: Well, you do have the right to be an attorney if you want to...
  From 21 Jump Street. Submitted by Steven G (4 months ago)

• 1. Sherman Schrader: Ask me about my wiener!
  From Accepted. Submitted by Francis L (4 months ago)

• 1. Art Howe: Do you agree with this?
  2. Peter Brand: 100 percent. Do you want the door open or closed?
  From Moneyball. Submitted by Luis G (4 months ago)

• 1. Snotlout: I swear, I'm so ANGRY right now! I'll avenge your beautiful hand and your beautiful foot! I'll chop the legs off every dragon I fight! With my FACE!
  From How to Train Your Dragon. Submitted by Georgia T (4 months ago)

• 1. Noah: These are not children! They are little people! This woman has children who have children!
  2. Blithe: Hi, I'm a grandma!
  From The Sitter. Submitted by VaLori G (4 months ago)

• 1. Billy Beane: Would you rather get one shot in the head or five in the chest and bleed to death?
  2. Peter Brand: Are those my only two options?
  From Moneyball. Submitted by Lucas M (4 months ago)

• 1. Evan: I mean, it's up to you Fogell. This guy's gonna think, 'Oh, here's another kid with a fake I.D., or here's McLovin, the 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor.' Okay, so what's it gonna be?
  2. Fogell: I am McLovin'.
  3. Seth: No, you're not. No one's McLovin'. McLovin's never existed, because that's a made-up, dumb, fucking fairytale name, you fuck!
  From Superbad. Submitted by Michael C (5 months ago)

• 1. Peter Brand: You want me to speak?
  2. Billy Beane: When I point at you, ya.
  3. Peter Brand: 1092.
  From Moneyball. Submitted by S Uzair A (5 months ago)

• 1. Billy Beane: Pack your bags Pete
  2. Peter Brand: Why?
  3. Billy Beane: I just bought you from the Cleveland Indians.
  From Moneyball. Submitted by Matt M (5 months ago)

• 1. Noah: What, is there shit on my face?
  From The Sitter. Submitted by Roger B (5 months ago)

• 1. Noah: No fear, just tears.
  From The Sitter. Submitted by Mario M (5 months ago)

• 1. Noah: My name is Noah Jay bird. Ka-kaaa.
  From The Sitter. Submitted by Ronnie T (5 months ago)

• 1. Noah: Treat it, don't beat it.
  From The Sitter. Submitted by Chris P (6 months ago)

• 1. Noah: I'm more of a 'sit on the couch, do what I say or I'll kill you' type of babysitter.
  From The Sitter. Submitted by Irving F (6 months ago)

• 1. Seth: She wants my dick in or around her mouth!
  From Superbad. Submitted by Drew S (7 months ago)

• 1. Peter Brand: Your goal shouldn't be to buy players. Your goal should be to buy wins. In order buy wins, you need to buys runs.
  From Moneyball. Submitted by Chris P (8 months ago)

• 1. Seth: You don't want girls to think you suck dick at fucking pussy.
  From Superbad. Submitted by Steven K (8 months ago)

• 1. Tighten: There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, and there is no Queen of England!
  From Megamind. Submitted by Diego T (9 months ago)

• 1. Aaron Green: Do you know the lyrics to 'African Child'?
  2. Smiling African Drummer: I don't know the lyrics. I just bang the drum and do the African face.
  From Get Him to the Greek. Submitted by Dean M (10 months ago)

• 1. Sergio: I'm mind-fucking the shit out of you.
  2. Aaron Green: Well I hope you're wearing a condom cause I have a dirt mind.
  From Get Him to the Greek. Submitted by Rory R (10 months ago)

• 1. Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours.
  2. Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock.
  From Superbad. Submitted by Kerby H (10 months ago)

• 1. Seth: Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam!
  From Superbad. Submitted by Kerby H (11 months ago)

• 1. Seth: Enjoy your remaining years!
  2. Old Lady: I will! Enjoy fucking Jules!
  3. Seth: I WILL!
  From Superbad. Submitted by Palmer R (11 months ago)

• 1. Seth: What the hell is that?
  2. Fogell: It's a fucking vest, dumbass. I'm trying to look older.
  3. Seth: You look like Pinocchio.
  From Superbad. Submitted by Aleksandar & (11 months ago)

• 1. Evan: You changed your name to McLovin?
  2. Seth: It doesn't have a first name, it just says McLovin!
  From Superbad. Submitted by Mounzer B (12 months ago)

• 1. Seth: You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn't have fucked that guy?' We could be that mistake!
  From Superbad. Submitted by Antonio R (13 months ago)

• 1. MegaMind: Where did you get all this stuff?
  2. Tighten: [Whispering] It doesn't belong to me.
  3. MegaMind: You stole it!
  4. Tighten: Pretty cool right?
  5. MegaMind: No no no! You're a hero!
  6. Tighten: Being a hero is for losers!
  From Megamind. Submitted by Danny F (13 months ago)

• 1. Snotlout: I'll chop off the legs of every dragon I fight, with my face.
  From How to Train Your Dragon. Submitted by Ashton D (13 months ago)

• 1. Matthew: Oh ok, I'll just go fuck myself then.
  From Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Submitted by Chris P (13 months ago)

• 1. Titan: If you have children who believe in the Easter Bunny and The Tooth Fairy this isn't a suitable film for them. I have a 6 year old and an 8 year old and at this time of year when their thought's are toward the Easter Bunny. I was upset that part way through the film, the villian says "There is no easter bunny or tooth fairy", yes given this is rated PG but it's still very hard to judge a movie in cartoon form that appears to be ok for kids of their age and then the writer pulls out a little gem of a comment like that. Can't that sort of crap be excluded from movies. I'd like to retain my kids innocence for as long as possible. Ok movie but I'd rate the movie 0/10 for that piece of stupidity.
  From Megamind. Submitted by Kerry M (13 months ago)

• 1. Jonah: I'm going to murderball you!
  From Knocked Up. Submitted by rob g (14 months ago)

• 1. Cyrus: You deserve someone who can love you the way I can't love you.
  From Cyrus. Submitted by Pilar K (14 months ago)

• 1. Snotlout: I'll avenge your beautiful hand and your beautiful foot, i'll chop off the legs of every dragon i fight, with my FACE.
  2. Tuffnut: I hope i get some serious burns!
  From How to Train Your Dragon. Submitted by Abdulrahman I (14 months ago)