Joyce Van Patten

Highest Rated:
100% 14 Hours (1951)
Lowest Rated:
0% Crawlspace (1986)
Birthday:
Mar 9
Birthplace:
Not Available
Bio:
Blonde, loquacious American actress Joyce Van Patten was being sent out for modelling assignments at the age of eight months. Her stagestruck mother advertised Van Patten and older brother Dick as "the Van Patten Kids," ready and willing to step into any juvenile roles available. At age 5, Joyce…

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Filmography


MOVIES   

Rating Title Credit Box Office Year
34% God's Pocket
  • Aunt Sophie
$0.1M 2014
Angel's Perch
  • Actor
-- 2013
29% Peace, Love, & Misunderstanding
  • Mariam
$0.5M 2012
65% This Must Be The Place
  • Dorothy Shore
$0.1M 2012
64% The Fitzgerald Family Christmas
  • Mrs. McGowan
-- 2012
10% Grown Ups
  • Gloria
$162.0M 2010
Neil Simon's Jake's Women
  • Edith
-- 1996
62% Infinity
  • Actor
-- 1996
Breathing Lessons
  • Serena
-- 1994
Maid for Each Other
  • Leila
-- 1992
The Haunted
  • Actor
-- 1991
Trust Me
  • Nettie Brown
-- 1989
52% Monkey Shines: An Experiment In Fear
  • Dorothy Mann
-- 1988
21% Blind Date
  • Nadia's Mother
-- 1987
Billy Galvin
  • Mae
-- 1986
Under the Influence
  • Helen Talbot
-- 1986
0% Crawlspace
  • Actor
-- 1986
Rumor Mill
  • Actor
-- 1985
47% St. Elmo's Fire
  • Mrs. Beamish
-- 1985
87% The Falcon and the Snowman
  • Mrs. Boyce
-- 1985
Malice in Wonderland
  • Actor
-- 1985
The Demon Murder Case
  • Actor
-- 1983
In Defense of Kids
  • Actor
-- 1983
Eleanor, First Lady of the World
  • Melvina "Tommy" Thompson
-- 1982
96% The Bad News Bears
  • Cleveland
-- 1976
83% Mikey and Nicky
  • Jan
-- 1976
Manchu Eagle Murder Caper Mystery
  • Ida Mae
-- 1975
29% Mame
  • Sally Cato
-- 1974
The Stranger Within (Trespass)
  • Actor
-- 1974
Thumb Tripping
  • Mother
-- 1972
67% Bone
  • Bernadette
-- 1972
The Bravos
  • Actor
-- 1972
Broadway Theatre Archive - For The Use Of The Hall
  • Actor
-- 1972
The Trouble with Girls (and How to Get Into It)
  • Maude
-- 1969
17% I Love You, Alice B. Toklas!
  • Joyce
-- 1968
The Goddess
  • Hillary
-- 1958
100% 14 Hours
  • Barbara
-- 1951
Reg'lar Fellers
  • Actor
-- 1941


TV SERIES   

Rating Title Credit Year
31% Made in Jersey
2012
  • Lilla
2012
100% The Good Wife
2009-2015
  • Agnes Silvestre
2011
Desperate Housewives
2004-2012
  • Carol Prudy
2005
60% Law & Order
1990-2010
  • Ramona Stark
1993

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Quotes from Joyce Van Patten's Characters

    1. Gloria: Like when Rob snapped at me the other day, that was scary. And you all thought I was so calm, but inside I was saying Gloria Nunen, do not call him a bug-eyed sociopath with a little man complex. Do not say that his hair makes him look like a dirty q-tip. Or that he resembles an older, gay Jonas Brother. Or a midget, Filipino Fonzi.
    From Grown Ups. Submitted by Kelly E (20 months ago)
    1. Gloria: I have a confession to make too. I'm really a man.
    From Grown Ups. Submitted by Kelly E (20 months ago)
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