Joyce Van Patten

Highest Rated:
100% 14 Hours (1951)
Lowest Rated:
0% Crawlspace (2012)
Birthday:
Mar 9, 1934
Birthplace:
Not Available
Bio:
Blonde, loquacious American actress Joyce Van Patten was being sent out for modelling assignments at the age of eight months. Her stagestruck mother advertised Van Patten and older brother Dick as "the Van Patten Kids," ready and willing to step into any juvenile roles available. At age 5, Joyce…

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Filmography

Range of Movie T-meters: 0% - 100%
Number of Movies: 36
Box Office Since 2001: $162.7M
Year Rating Title Credit Box Office
2012 64% The Fitzgerald Family Christmas
  • Mrs. McGowan
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2012 0% Crawlspace
  • Actor
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2012 29% Peace, Love, & Misunderstanding
  • Mariam
$0.5M
2011 68% This Must Be The Place
  • Dorothy Shore
$0.1M
2010 9% Grown Ups
  • Gloria
$162.0M
1996 62% Infinity
  • Actor
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1996 Neil Simon's Jake's Women
  • Edith
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1994 Breathing Lessons
  • Serena
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1992 Maid for Each Other
  • Leila
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1991 The Haunted
  • Actor
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1989 Trust Me
  • Nettie Brown
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1988 50% Monkey Shines: An Experiment In Fear
  • Dorothy Mann
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1987 22% Blind Date
  • Nadia's Mother
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1986 Billy Galvin
  • Mae
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1986 Under the Influence
  • Helen Talbot
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1985 87% The Falcon and the Snowman
  • Mrs. Boyce
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1985 Malice in Wonderland
  • Actor
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1985 Rumor Mill
  • Actor
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1985 47% St. Elmo's Fire
  • Mrs. Beamish
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1983 In Defense of Kids
  • Actor
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1983 The Demon Murder Case
  • Actor
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1982 Eleanor, First Lady of the World
  • Melvina "Tommy" Thompson
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1976 96% The Bad News Bears
  • Cleveland
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1976 82% Mikey and Nicky
  • Jan
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1975 Manchu Eagle Murder Caper Mystery
  • Ida Mae
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1974 29% Mame
  • Sally Cato
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1974 The Stranger Within (Trespass)
  • Actor
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1972 Thumb Tripping
  • Mother
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1972 67% Bone
  • Bernadette
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1972 The Bravos
  • Actor
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1972 Broadway Theatre Archive - For The Use Of The Hall
  • Actor
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1969 The Trouble with Girls (and How to Get Into It)
  • Maude
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1968 17% I Love You, Alice B. Toklas!
  • Joyce
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1958 The Goddess
  • Hillary
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1951 100% 14 Hours
  • Barbara
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1941 Reg'lar Fellers
  • Actor
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Quotes from Joyce Van Patten's Characters

    1. Gloria: Like when Rob snapped at me the other day, that was scary. And you all thought I was so calm, but inside I was saying Gloria Nunen, do not call him a bug-eyed sociopath with a little man complex. Do not say that his hair makes him look like a dirty q-tip. Or that he resembles an older, gay Jonas Brother. Or a midget, Filipino Fonzi.
    From Grown Ups. Submitted by Kelly E (3 months ago)
    1. Gloria: I have a confession to make too. I'm really a man.
    From Grown Ups. Submitted by Kelly E (3 months ago)
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