Andrew: No, no, let me just say, I dated this guy once, actor, cute, southern, came from this really religious family. Well his parents found out he was gay, and can you say drama. They send him to one of those Christian change ministries.
Traci: Wow, did he change?
Andrew: Did he? Miss Thang used to be a top. [Everyone laughs]
Julie: Shut up!
Andrew: I'm serious. He's still gayer than a box of birds.
Traci: 'Box of birds.' I love that.
Andrew: How about twirlier than a party dress, but seriously, it fucked with him.
Andrew: Oh honey, you do not want them to get into your psyche. You start off listening to Amy Grant, but then before you know it, it's 3am and you got your visa card and you're giving it to that scary bitch on tv with the lavender hair.
Andrew: I dated this Mormon guy once. His family his family put him through shock therapy. We'd have sex he was a wild man, then he wanted to throw himself out the window.
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