Kristen Wiig Biography

Initially known as one of the cast members of Saturday Night Live (she joined in 2005), comedian Kristen Wiig cemented her reputation as a schtickmeister with hilarious and memorable SNL characterizations of such personalities as Drew Barrymore, Katharine Hepburn, and Megan Mullally, and performed a particularly memorable recurring bit on that program as an overanxious Target employee. Like Will Forte, Will Ferrell, and others, Wiig arrived on SNL as an alumnus of The Groundlings, Los Angeles' legendary comedic ensemble. Wiig broke through to feature-film acclaim in 2007, with supporting roles in the comedies Bill, Knocked Up, and The Brothers Solomon. Brothers, a picture co-starring a number of Wiig's fellow SNL cast mates including Maya Rudolph and Will Arnett, told the story of two socially backward loser brothers seeking a woman to have their baby. In 2007, Wiig also showed up in the music-biopic spoof Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story, playing the rock star's first wife.She continued to work steadily in films even as she became one of the most celebrated SNL performers in that show's rich history, becoming one of the few performers to get nominated for an acting Emmy for her work on the program. Big-screen credits like Whip It, MacGruber, and Date Night, eventually led to her starring role in Bridesmaids, the R-rated comedy that not only became a box-office smash, but garnered Wiig an Oscar nomination as well as a WGA nod for Best Original Screenplay. ~ Nathan Southern, Rovi

• 1. Dewey Cox: Don't leave me Edith!
  2. Edith: Don't leave me Edith! There's a good title for a song!
  3. Dewey Cox: That's not a bad title but please don't leave me!
  From Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story. Submitted by Scott W (35 days ago)

• 1. Megan: Yeah, I just fell off a cruise ship
  2. Annie: Oh shit!
  3. Megan: Yeah 'oh shit'. Yeah 'oh shit'! Took a hard, violent fall, kinda pin-balled down there. Hit a lot of railings, broke a lot of shit! I'm not saying I survived, but I thrived. I met a dolphin down there, and I swear to God that dolphin looked, not at me, but into my soul. Into my God damn soul Annie! And it said, 'I'm saving you Megan'. Not with its mouth, but...I'm assuming telepathically? We had a connection, that I don't even know..Oh jeez...bla bla! Hey, shut my mouth! You must be Annie's fella? I'm Megan!
  4. Annie: I'm not with him.
  5. Megan: Oh, all right. I'm glad he's single, cause I'm gonna climb that like a tree!
  From Bridesmaids. Submitted by Erwan H (38 days ago)

• 1. Edith: Love you, never gonna make it.
  From Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story. Submitted by topher h (3 months ago)

• 1. Annie: [said in a mocking tone] Oh, hi, I'm Helen. Oh, you're from Milwaukee? Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, have you met my friend Lillian, oh I know we've only known eachother for five minutes, oh... [gets pulled over by cop]
  From Bridesmaids. Submitted by Rob R (3 months ago)

• 1. Annie: Are you fucking kidding me? Mother fucking paris? What, are you gonna go to Paris, just go to Paris with Helen and ride around on bikes with fucking bagettes? Oh, how romantic... You know what I'm thinkin'; Lesbians! Who else was thinkin' it. And what's that FUCKING cookie? Did you ACTUALLY think that THIS group of women would eat THAT cookie... you know what, that reminds me, I haven't had a chance to try that FUCKING cookie... [attacks the cookie]...
  From Bridesmaids. Submitted by Rob R (3 months ago)

• 1. Annie: 3 Seconds...you can't get anywhere in 3 seconds. You're setting me up for a failure already.
  From Bridesmaids. Submitted by Tina S (3 months ago)

• 1. Annie: I'm telling you, hitting bottom is a good things. Because there's nowhere to go but up.
  From Bridesmaids. Submitted by Nusfish K (3 months ago)

• 1. MacGruber: So what's going on?
  2. Vicki: Well it looks as if that handsome guy has some kind of tie to Cunth's men.
  3. MacGruber: You think he's handsome do you?
  4. Vicki: Well yeah kind of...
  5. Cunth: Well why don't you marry him then! Why don't you quite the case and marry him I'm being serious!
  From MacGruber. Submitted by Tom V (4 months ago)

• 1. MacGruber: But Vicki what about your music?
  2. Vicki: [sings] It can wait...
  From MacGruber. Submitted by Tom V (4 months ago)

• 1. Annie: Are you fucking kidding me?
  From Bridesmaids. Submitted by Michael L (4 months ago)

• 1. Annie: Help me, I'm poor.
  From Bridesmaids. Submitted by Eddie V (4 months ago)

• 1. Nervous Woman on Plane: I had a dream last night that we went down.
  2. Annie: Oh God.
  3. Nervous Woman on Plane: You were in it.
  4. Annie: What?
  From Bridesmaids. Submitted by Madison W (5 months ago)

• 1. Annie: I'm trying to make it round, but I can't cause I have elbows.
  From Bridesmaids. Submitted by Michelle L (6 months ago)

• 1. Annie: This is the first time I've seen you look ugly, and that makes me happy!
  From Bridesmaids. Submitted by Mauricio R (8 months ago)

• 1. Annie: Get your shit together, Carol!
  From Bridesmaids. Submitted by Brooke B (8 months ago)

• 1. Annie: Catch you on the flip side, motherf****er!
  From Bridesmaids. Submitted by Vanessa V (8 months ago)

• 1. Vicki: Where have you been?
  2. MacGruber: Sorry, I just took an upper decker in the master bathroom
  3. Vicki: Upper decker?
  4. MacGruber: Yeah it's when you poop in the water tank, and not in the bowl. You look great!
  From MacGruber. Submitted by Matthew H (8 months ago)

• 1. Annie: I'm ready to party!
  From Bridesmaids. Submitted by Ben C (8 months ago)

• 1. Vicki: Stick it where the sun don't shine, Deiter!
  2. Cunth: Yeah, and where might that be?
  3. Vicki: Up your butt? Up your butt-hole.
  From MacGruber. Submitted by Felicity A (9 months ago)

• 1. Tuffnut: Take that shield, it has a flower on it, girls like flowers!
  2. Ruffnut: (Hit with shield) Oops, now this on has blood on it...
  From How to Train Your Dragon. Submitted by Boomer C (10 months ago)

• 1. Annie: What kind of a name is 'Stove' anyway? What, are you like a kitchen appliance or something?
  From Bridesmaids. Submitted by Brenda C (11 months ago)

• 1. Annie: Help me! Im poor!
  From Bridesmaids. Submitted by Erica S (12 months ago)

• 1. Annie: You read my diary?
  2. Brynn: At first, I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad, handwritten book.
  From Bridesmaids. Submitted by Gregory R (12 months ago)

• 1. Annie: There's a colonial woman on the wing.
  From Bridesmaids. Submitted by Jen M (12 months ago)

• 1. Annie: You're a little cunt!
  From Bridesmaids. Submitted by Jake F (12 months ago)

• 1. Annie: Are you an appliance?
  From Bridesmaids. Submitted by Mike M (12 months ago)

• 1. Annie: You probably bleached you're a**holes at the salon!
  From Bridesmaids. Submitted by Debra S (12 months ago)

• 1. Annie: What kind of a name is 'Stove' anyway? What're you a kitchen appliance or something?
  2. Flight Attendant Steve: No. My name is Steve and I'm a man
  3. Annie: You are a flight attendant.
  From Bridesmaids. Submitted by Nathan D (12 months ago)

• 1. Annie: George. George Glass.
  From Bridesmaids. Submitted by Bret S (12 months ago)

• 1. Annie: He might not even be Asian.
  From Bridesmaids. Submitted by Sarah C (12 months ago)

• 1. Annie: I am in my 30's, I have 40,000 dollars in debt, I live with a weirdo...
  From Bridesmaids. Submitted by Chris P (13 months ago)

• 1. Vicki: Can I have a small latte.
  2. MacGruber: Nope no no! MacGruber would never order that, I'm all about the large Tazo tea.
  3. Vicki: I'm sorry, could I change that to a large Tazo tea.
  4. Man in Café: Sure, anything else?
  5. Vicki: NOOOO.
  6. Man in Café: Can I get your name.
  7. Vicki: MacGruber.
  From MacGruber. Submitted by James W (13 months ago)

• 1. Ruth Buggs: Thank's Dick Milk
  From Paul. Submitted by Cosmic R (14 months ago)