Linnea Quigley Biography

Actress Linnea Quigley's career began in 1978, when she portrayed a far from comatose Sleeping Beauty in the soft-core sex spoof Fairy Tales. Quigley truly came into her own in 1985's Return of the Living Dead, in which, playing a punker named "Trash," she danced naked in a graveyard at midnight shortly before being devoured by ghouls. Since that time, she has truly earned the soubriquet "Queen of the 'B's" and developed cult status essaying parts both big and microscopic in such grade-Z horrors as Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers, Assault of the Party Nerds, Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-o-Rama and Scream Queen Hot Tub Party. Refreshingly good-humored about her career, Quigley has appeared in a "horror workout video" and has written two captivating autobiographies, The Linnea Quigley Bio and Chainsaw Book (1991) and I'm Screaming as Fast as I Can: My Life in B-Movies (1995). In 1987, Linnea Quigley joined the Hollywood executive ranks, serving as producer of Murder Weapon. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

• 1. Suicide: (complaining to Trash, all pissed off about life) Nobody understands me, you know that? I fu**ing bust my ass for you guys and what do I get? 'You're spooky.' F**k you, man. F**k you all.
  2. Trash: (rubbing her naked body on Suicide) I like it, Spooky.
  3. Suicide: I mean I got something to say. What do you think this is about? You think this is a fu**ing costume? This is a way of life!
  4. Trash: (still rubbing sexually against Suicide) Oh, yes!
  5. Suicide: (looks at Trash disgustedly) What's wrong with you, man? Show some fu**ing respect for the dead, will ya?
  From The Return of the Living Dead. Submitted by Creep F (12 months ago)

• 1. Casey: (staring at Trash; who's still naked) Why don't you put your clothes on? The show's over.
  2. Trash: What's the matter? Does it make you nervous? (She tries to cool off) I'm hot.
  3. Chuck: (comes walking over) Yeah, you are hot.
  4. Suicide: (yells at Chuck) Scram, wimp!
  From The Return of the Living Dead. Submitted by Creep F (12 months ago)

• 1. Trash: (sitting against a tombstone with Spider) Do you ever fantasize about being killed?
  2. Spider: Never.
  3. Trash: Do you ever wonder about all the different ways of dying you know, violently, and wonder, like, what would be the most horrible way to die?
  4. Spider: I try not to think about dying too much.
  5. Trash: Mmm. Well, for me, the worst way would be for a bunch of old men to get around me and start biting and eating me alive.
  6. Spider: I see.
  7. Trash: First, they would tear off my clothes (rips her shirt open).
  8. Chuck: (excited) Let's get some light over here. Trash is taking off her clothes again.
  From The Return of the Living Dead. Submitted by Creep F (12 months ago)

• 1. Chuck: What time does Freddy get off?
  2. Tina: Ten o clock.
  3. Suicide: (angry) I ain't sitting here two fu**ing hours!
  4. Chuck: Oh we could always go drive around.
  5. Suicide: I don't got gas. You wanna buy some gas, idiot?
  6. Chuck: I was kidding.
  7. Scuz: (points to the cemetery) We could go fool around in there for a while.
  8. Casey: You mean that cemetery?
  9. Trash: (excited) Oh let's do that!
  From The Return of the Living Dead. Submitted by Creep F (12 months ago)

• 1. Spider: (after they pull up to the warehouse) Man, what a hideous, ugly place.
  2. Trash: I like it. It's a statement.
  3. Suicide: Come on. Let's go get the prick.
  4. Tina: No. It might freak out his boss.
  5. Casey: Well that's not nice.
  6. Spider: Yeah what does he think we are, weird or something?
  From The Return of the Living Dead. Submitted by Creep F (12 months ago)

• 1. Trash: I like death.
  2. Chuck: I like death with sex. Casey, do you like sex with death?
  3. Casey: Yeah so f**k off and die.
  From The Return of the Living Dead. Submitted by Creep F (12 months ago)

• 1. Suzanne: Run Judy, run! See Judy run! Ha-ha-ha-ha
  From Night of the Demons. Submitted by Creep F (12 months ago)

• 1. Sal: (see's Suzanne half naked with lipstick all over her) Oh shit, not you too? What is everybody here on drugs or something? You know, you're a sweet looking babe Suzanne, but you and your friend Ang, Are just a little too weirdo for me.
  2. Suzanne: I can't seem to get it right.
  3. Sal: No thanks honey, I'm not that type of guy. Goodnight now...I'm going home.
  4. Suzanne: You are home Sal.
  5. Sal: Uh-uh. This dirty dipe don't spell 'home' to me. I live in a nice house, you know, with plastic slip covers on the furniture. Enjoy your lipstick doll face. Good night.
  From Night of the Demons. Submitted by Creep F (12 months ago)

• 1. Suzanne: (while having sex with Jay) What are you looking at?
  2. Jay: (confused) What?
  3. Suzanne: Is my makeup okay?
  4. Jay: Are you crazy, what are you talking about?
  5. Suzanne: (crying) Stop staring at me.
  6. Jay: Damn it Suzanne, your makeup is fine. Come on, what are you worried about?
  7. Suzanne: (turns into a demon) STOP LOOKING AT ME!
  From Night of the Demons. Submitted by Creep F (12 months ago)

• 1. Suzanne: I think I'm gonna go find the bathroom.
  2. Sal: Good idea. I'll go too, to protect you.
  3. Suzanne: Oh no thanks. I rather take Stooge.
  4. Sal: (confused) Stooge?
  5. Stooge: Hey, you heard the lady man! She wants a real man guarding her john.
  6. Sal: But Stooge is a fat pig!
  From Night of the Demons. Submitted by Creep F (12 months ago)

• 1. Stooge: Come on! You can't really believe this place is possessed?
  2. Sal: Ha-ha, nah just repossessed!
  3. Suzanne: (after the demon enters her) For tonight anyway!
  4. Judy: Maybe Rodger's right, maybe we should leave
  5. Jay: Oh come on, let's hang out.
  6. Stooge: Yeah, EAT A BOWL OF F**K! I am here, to partyyyy!
  From Night of the Demons. Submitted by Creep F (12 months ago)

• 1. Fran: Hey you guys, how about a past life séance?
  2. Suzanne: A what?
  3. Fran: A past life séance! You know, we all sit around, look in a mirror, and see our past lives.
  4. Stooge: What kind of drugs are we gonna need for this?
  From Night of the Demons. Submitted by Creep F (12 months ago)

• 1. Suzanne: (warming her butt by the fireplace) Just what the doctor ordered.
  From Night of the Demons. Submitted by Creep F (12 months ago)

• 1. Angela: Come on! Your face looks fine. I've never seen anybody spend more time in a mirror!
  2. Suzanne: Relax! (pouting) I just want to look good for the boys! You did remember to invite some cute boys to the party I hope?
  3. Angela: Of course I did, and we're gonna scare the sh*t out of them.
  From Night of the Demons. Submitted by Creep F (12 months ago)

• 1. Suzanne: (in the grocery store) Do you guys have sour balls?
  2. Clerk #2: Why sure we do!
  3. Suzanne: Too bad. I bet you don't get many bl**jobs.
  From Night of the Demons. Submitted by Creep F (12 months ago)