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• 1. Joanie: Um, everybody our new guest Craig is having what we call an artistic block. He doesn't know what to draw.
  2. Humble: How 'bout beavers?
  3. Joanie: Humble we don't, uh we don't draw the kind of beavers you're talking about...
  4. Humble: Oh really? (shows picture of beaver)
  5. Joanie: That's... actually nice. I thought it was going to be a vagina, that's nice.
  From It's Kind of a Funny Story. Submitted by Melissa I (11 months ago)

• 1. Bobby: All I have to wear to the interview is this sweater.
  2. Humble: It's a nice sweater.
  3. Bobby: No it's not. It smells like a hobo's Band-Aid.
  From It's Kind of a Funny Story. Submitted by Deborah W (12 months ago)