Michael Guido

Highest Rated:
54% Home Alone (1990)
Lowest Rated:
54% Home Alone (1990)
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Highest Rated Movies



Rating Title Credit Box Office Year
54% Home Alone
  • Snakes 2nd Gangster
-- 1990
Jock Jokes
  • Actor
-- 1989

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Quotes from Michael Guido's Characters

    1. Snakes 2nd Gangster: What do you mean?
    2. Johnny 1st Gangster: He's upstairs takin' a bath. He'll call when he gets out.
    3. Johnny 1st Gangster: [pulls out the gun] Hey!, I think I'm gonna give you, Snakes. I'm gonna give you the count of ten, to get your ugly, yella, no-kester off my property, before I pump your gull of lead?
    4. Snakes 2nd Gangster: [wide eyed] All right, Johnny, I'm sorry. I'm goin'.
    5. Johnny 1st Gangster: One, two, ten.
    6. Johnny 1st Gangster: [starts unloading bullets into snakes while he laughs]
    7. Johnny 1st Gangster: Keep the change you filty animal.
    From Home Alone. Submitted by Alyssa B (2 years ago)
    1. Johnny 1st Gangster: [hears Snakes knock on the door] Who is it?
    2. Snakes 2nd Gangster: [walks in Johnny's office] It's me, Snakes. I got the stuff.
    3. Johnny 1st Gangster: Leave it on the doorstep and get the hell out of here.
    4. Snakes 2nd Gangster: All right, Johnny, but, what about my money.
    5. Johnny 1st Gangster: What money.
    6. Snakes 2nd Gangster: Acey said you had some dough for me.
    7. Johnny 1st Gangster: How much do I owe you.
    8. Snakes 2nd Gangster: Acey said 100%.
    9. Johnny 1st Gangster: Too bad. Acey ain't in charge no more.
    From Home Alone. Submitted by Alyssa B (2 years ago)

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