Nick Swardson Biography

Multifaceted performer Nick Swardson grew up in the Minneapolis area and undertook his foray into entertainment as a standup comic, headlining dates at many nightspots in the Los Angeles area. In that venue, his material often dealt with the absurdities of life as a young adult, including drugs and sex. Swardson moved into features not simply as a comedic actor, but as a scriptwriter -- first on the Jamie Kennedy vehicle Malibu's Most Wanted (2003), then via a long-running association with Adam Sandler's Happy Madison production company, for which he scripted and acted in the comedies The Benchwarmers (2006) and Grandma's Boy (2006), and co-produced and tackled a supporting role in the Sandler-Kevin James farce I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry (2007). On the side, Swardson also signed as one of the regulars on the popular Comedy Central series Reno 911!; he played Terry Bernardino, a gay, roller-skating prostitute.In 2007, Swardson recorded and issued a his first comedy concert album, Party. The following year, he teamed up for an onscreen role opposite Sandler in the farce You Don't Mess with the Zohan. ~ Nathan Southern, Rovi

• 1. Michael: What are you? Bionic?
  2. Zohan: No, I only like the ladies.
  From You Don't Mess with the Zohan. Submitted by Angela T (52 days ago)

• 1. Dwayne: We're gonna hit him where it hurts.
  2. Travis: In his dick?
  3. Dwayne: No, in his pussy.
  4. Travis: ...
  From 30 Minutes or Less. Submitted by Dylan C (2 months ago)

• 1. Todd: She converted right. That's so cool, she doesn't look Jewish at all.
  2. Jill Sadelstein: Maybe God wouldn't have gave you a rat face if you believed in him.
  3. Otto: Star Wars.
  From Jack and Jill. Submitted by Amir V (3 months ago)

• 1. Eddie: Br-OUCH!
  From Just Go with It. Submitted by Tom V (4 months ago)

• 1. Blake: We know just the cat.
  From Bolt. Submitted by Anthony A (5 months ago)

• 1. Bucky Larson: Everyone keeps talking about my accent, but I'm from America!
  From Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star. Submitted by Chris P (9 months ago)

• 1. Bucky Larson: I'm the son of two movie stars! That's like uhh, super duper, movie star!
  From Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star. Submitted by Chris P (9 months ago)

• 1. Howie: THE SUN IS NOT A MONSTER!!!
  From The Benchwarmers. Submitted by Zabuza D (14 months ago)