Nick Swardson Biography

Multifaceted performer Nick Swardson grew up in the Minneapolis area and undertook his foray into entertainment as a standup comic, headlining dates at many nightspots in the Los Angeles area. In that venue, his material often dealt with the absurdities of life as a young adult, including drugs and sex. Swardson moved into features not simply as a comedic actor, but as a scriptwriter -- first on the Jamie Kennedy vehicle Malibu's Most Wanted (2003), then via a long-running association with Adam Sandler's Happy Madison production company, for which he scripted and acted in the comedies The Benchwarmers (2006) and Grandma's Boy (2006), and co-produced and tackled a supporting role in the Sandler-Kevin James farce I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry (2007). On the side, Swardson also signed as one of the regulars on the popular Comedy Central series Reno 911!; he played Terry Bernardino, a gay, roller-skating prostitute. In 2007, Swardson recorded and issued a his first comedy concert album, Party. The following year, he teamed up for an onscreen role opposite Sandler in the farce You Don't Mess with the Zohan. In the years to come, Stewardson would remain active on screen, appearing on shows like Pretend Time. ~ Nathan Southern, Rovi

• 1. Chip the Psychic: I would say watermelon, but that could be racist.
  From A Haunted House. Submitted by Brendan C (4 months ago)

• 1. Kathy McGee: Bucky, what are you doing in the bushes?
  2. Bucky Larson: Eating a fudge frisbee and doing a mad lib.
  From Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star. Submitted by Noah C (7 months ago)

• 1. Kenny: Wow! [yelling at stripper] My face is your toilet!
  2. Donny: Hey! Show some fucking respect over there, Kenny.
  From That's My Boy. Submitted by Michael D (8 months ago)

• 1. Michael: What are you? Bionic?
  2. Zohan: No, I only like the ladies.
  From You Don't Mess with the Zohan. Submitted by Angela T (14 months ago)

• 1. Dwayne: We're gonna hit him where it hurts.
  2. Travis: In his dick?
  3. Dwayne: No, in his pussy.
  4. Travis: ...
  From 30 Minutes or Less. Submitted by Dylan C (15 months ago)

• 1. Todd: She converted right. That's so cool, she doesn't look Jewish at all.
  2. Jill Sadelstein: Maybe God wouldn't have gave you a rat face if you believed in him.
  3. Otto: Star Wars.
  From Jack and Jill. Submitted by Amir V (15 months ago)

• 1. Eddie: Br-OUCH!
  From Just Go with It. Submitted by Tom V (16 months ago)

• 1. Blake: We know just the cat.
  From Bolt. Submitted by Anthony A (18 months ago)

• 1. Bucky Larson: Everyone keeps talking about my accent, but I'm from America!
  From Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star. Submitted by Chris P (22 months ago)

• 1. Bucky Larson: I'm the son of two movie stars! That's like uhh, super duper, movie star!
  From Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star. Submitted by Chris P (22 months ago)

• 1. Howie: THE SUN IS NOT A MONSTER!!!
  From The Benchwarmers. Submitted by Zabuza D (2 years ago)