Rob Schneider

Highest Rated:
71% Brother of Sleep (Schlafes Bruder) (1995)
Lowest Rated:
0% InAPPropriate Comedy (2013)
Birthday:
Oct 31, 1963
Birthplace:
San Francisco, California, USA
Bio:
Another Saturday Night Live alumnus to make a bid for big screen stardom, Rob Schneider got his first chance to carry a film with Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (2000), a mistaken identity comedy that was as commercially popular as it was critically eviscerated. The diminutive Schneider, who was born to…

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Filmography

Range of Movie T-meters: 0% - 71%
Number of Movies: 48
Box Office Since 2001: $801.9M
Year Rating Title Credit Box Office
2015 Norm Of The North
  • Actor
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2013 Grown Ups 2
  • Actor
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2013 0% InAPPropriate Comedy
  • J.D. ('The Porno Review')
$0.2M
2012 0% You May Not Kiss the Bride
  • Ernesto
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2012 The Reef 2: High Tide
  • Actor
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2012 Dino Time
  • Actor
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2010 The Chosen One
  • Paul Zadzik
  • Screenwriter
  • Producer
  • Director
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2010 Dino Mom
  • Dodger
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2010 9% Grown Ups
  • Rob Hilliard
$162.0M
2009 Wild Cherry
  • Actor
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2009 American Virgin
  • Crazy Ed Curtzman
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2008 37% You Don't Mess with the Zohan
  • Producer
  • Salim
$100.0M
2008 11% Big Stan
  • Producer
  • Director
  • Stan Minton
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2007 Playboy - Celebrity Photographers 2
  • Actor
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2007 American Crude
  • Bill
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2007 Juliana and the Medicine Fish
  • Actor
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2006 11% The Benchwarmers
  • Gus
$57.7M
2006 The Last Guy on Earth
  • Actor
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2006 Shark Bait (The Reef)
  • Actor
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2006 18% Grandma's Boy
  • Yuri
$5.9M
2005 Hollywood Stories
  • Actor
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2005 9% Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
  • Producer
  • Deuce Bigalow
  • Director
$22.3M
2005 31% The Longest Yard
  • Actor
$158.0M
2004 Blind Sided
  • Actor
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2004 31% Around the World in 80 Days
  • Actor
$23.9M
2004 44% 50 First Dates
  • Ula
$120.8M
2002 21% The Hot Chick
  • Screenwriter
  • Clive
$34.9M
2002 12% Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights
  • Chinese Waiter
$23.3M
2001 30% The Animal
  • Marvin Mange
  • Screenwriter
$54.4M
2000 22% Little Nicky
  • Actor
$38.5M
1999 40% Big Daddy
  • Delivery Guy
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1999 23% Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
  • Deuce Bigalow
  • Director
  • Screenwriter
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1999 63% Muppets From Space
  • TV Producer
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1998 32% The Waterboy
  • Townie
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1998 Saturday Night Live - Bad Boys of SNL
  • Actor
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1998 Susan's Plan (Dying to Get Rich)
  • Actor
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1998 8% Knock Off
  • Tommy Hendricks
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1996 13% Down Periscope
  • Lt. Martin Pascal
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1996 27% The Adventures of Pinocchio
  • Volpe
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1995 71% Brother of Sleep (Schlafes Bruder)
  • Actor
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1995 18% Judge Dredd
  • Fergie Herman Ferguson
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1993 8% Surf Ninjas
  • Iggy
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1993 63% Demolition Man
  • Erwin (uncredited)
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1993 Saturday Night Live - Best of 1992
  • Actor
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1993 24% The Beverly Hillbillies
  • Woodrow Tyler
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1992 24% Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
  • Bellman
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1991 25% Necessary Roughness
  • Chuck Neiderman
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1990 Martians Go Home
  • Voyeur Martian
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Quotes from Rob Schneider's Characters

    1. Fergie Herman Ferguson: If you hadn't judged me, I wouldn't be out here in the first place. I think you should apologize. I deserve it.
    2. Judge Dredd: The law never apologizes
    3. Fergie Herman Ferguson: That's just it. You're not the law anymore. Now apologize!
    From Judge Dredd. Submitted by Victor M (4 months ago)
    1. Judge Dredd: What kind of a criminal are you?
    2. Fergie Herman Ferguson: A nice criminal.
    From Judge Dredd. Submitted by Victor M (4 months ago)
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