Seann William Scott Biography

Known in the halls of history as the smirking Stifler from the 1999 teen sex comedy American Pie, Seann William Scott found his niche in show business due in no small part to that very iconic, wisecracking character. Born in Cottage Grove, MN, Scott finished high school early and moved to L.A., where he soon caught a break with a prominent role in the music video for "A Hole in My Soul" by Aerosmith. Within a couple of years of moving to the West Coast, Scott had an impressive list of appearances on his resumé -- though it would be the role of Stifler that would cement his place in Hollywood.He reprised the character for American Pie's two sequels in 2001 and 2003, but in the meantime, Scott found no shortage of work in movies geared toward a similar audience, starring in 2000s Road Trip and Dude, Where's My Car? He even appeared alongside martial arts legend Chow Yun-Fat in the tongue-in-cheek tribute to the kung-fu genre with 2003's Bulletproof Monk, and played the beloved character of Bo Duke in the feature film adaptation of The Dukes of Hazzard in 2005. The comedian also proved that his keen comic timing didn't always depend on the smarmy jackass characters that served as his bread-and-butter, playing a touchy-feely self-help book author (and former miserable nerd) in 2007's Mr. Woodcock. But Scott was never reluctant to do what he does best, and in 2008 he found a new, endearingly crude fast talker to play, starring alongside Paul Rudd in the super-sarcastic comedy Role Models. ~ Cammila Albertson, Rovi

• 1. Doug Glatt: Garbage blows in my face sometimes.
  From Goon. Submitted by Jonathan D (3 days ago)

• 1. Steve Stifler: Stifler Clause is here!
  From American Reunion. Submitted by Toby C (18 days ago)

• 1. Paul Finch: Grandmother-fucker.
  2. Steve Stifler: Mother fucker.
  3. Paul Finch: Yes I am.
  4. Steve Stifler: Oh, you son of a bitch.
  From American Wedding. Submitted by Lucas M (22 days ago)

• 1. Steve Stifler: It's on like Donkey Kong, beeyotch.
  From American Wedding. Submitted by Lucas M (22 days ago)

• 1. Steve Stifler: If you'll excuse me, I have some shit to attend to.
  From American Wedding. Submitted by Lucas M (22 days ago)

• 1. Steve Stifler: Ladies, you'd better be working hard - you weren't hired for your looks. Actually you were. Not you.
  From American Reunion. Submitted by Lucas M (24 days ago)

• 1. Steve Stifler: I got peed on!
  From American Pie 2. Submitted by Lucas M (25 days ago)

• 1. Steve Stifler: I'll see you guys tonight, in the 'No Fucking Section', right?
  From American Pie. Submitted by Lucas M (26 days ago)

• 1. Doug Glatt: That's because it's a juke-box Jerry.
  From Goon. Submitted by Daniël v (26 days ago)

• 1. AJ: Did you just call yourself the Stiffmeister? That's the lamest thing ever.
  2. Steve Stifler: I'm going to fucking kill you.
  From American Reunion. Submitted by Josh E (38 days ago)

• 1. Crash: [falling off the cliff] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
  2. Eddie: [falling off the cliff alongside his brother] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
  From Ice Age: Continental Drift 3D. Submitted by Anthony A (40 days ago)

• 1. Steve Stifler: Find your nuts and return them to your sack.
  From American Reunion. Submitted by Luke W (47 days ago)

• 1. Oz: You completely destroyed their jetskis!
  2. Steve Stifler: They splashed us. So...
  From American Reunion. Submitted by Luke W (47 days ago)

• 1. Steve Stifler: Last time I did this cell phones didn't exist.
  From American Reunion. Submitted by Chaz B (48 days ago)

• 1. Steve Stifler: I ain't worth jack shit!
  From American Reunion. Submitted by Ryan H (57 days ago)

• 1. Steve Stifler: Be her Daddy!
  From American Reunion. Submitted by Ryan P (59 days ago)

• 1. Steve Stifler: Vagina shark!
  From American Reunion. Submitted by Brandon S (2 months ago)

• 1. Doug Glatt: There's only 2 rules: don't touch my percocets and do you have any percolates.
  From Goon. Submitted by Chris D (2 months ago)

• 1. Doug Glatt: Only beer and soup for me thanks.
  From Goon. Submitted by Clayton P (2 months ago)

• 1. Xavier LaFlamme: You're a crazy mother fucker. Tabernac BAM! You fucking beat him.
  2. Doug Glatt: Really?
  3. Xavier LaFlamme: Yea.
  4. Doug Glatt: Thank you!
  From Goon. Submitted by Scott T (2 months ago)

• 1. Doug Glatt: It's not the first time the wind blew garbage in my face.
  From Goon. Submitted by Jayde M (2 months ago)

• 1. Doug Glatt: I think that we both have a light in our stomachs. A special light...Like E.T. And the team needs someone to light the way. My stomach light needs your stomach light. We can all phone home together.
  From Goon. Submitted by Eric Y (2 months ago)

• 1. Wheeler: Were not gonna butt fuck these kids.
  From Role Models. Submitted by Kaan Z (4 months ago)

• 1. Wheeler: I sorta have a boner.
  From Role Models. Submitted by xniquet L (5 months ago)

• 1. Steve Stifler: Time for me to boom boom with the bridesmades Finch fucker, cause I'm gonna hang out with my wang... and I'm gonna rock out with my cock out.
  From American Wedding. Submitted by Evan T (6 months ago)

• 1. Steve Stifler: Gee, thanks for inviting me to the graduation party, fucker.
  From American Wedding. Submitted by Evan T (6 months ago)

• 1. Steve Stifler: Heya, fuckface.
  From American Pie 2. Submitted by Evan T (6 months ago)

• 1. Steve Stifler: Drink it! Drink it! Drink it!
  From American Reunion. Submitted by Sean L (6 months ago)

• 1. Steve Stifler: Let's make this reunion our bitch!
  From American Reunion. Submitted by Viral S (6 months ago)

• 1. Billy Hitchcock: There they go, here we stay. [as he watches the plane take off and then explode]
  From Final Destination. Submitted by Alyssa B (7 months ago)

• 1. Wheeler: It wasn't a blowjob. We fucked!
  From Role Models. Submitted by Stephen D (10 months ago)

• 1. Ronnie Shields: Suck it, 'Reindeer Games'!
  2. Danny Donahue: I'm not Ben Affleck.
  3. Ronnie Shields: You white, then you Ben Affleck.
  4. Wheeler: You *are* white.
  5. Danny Donahue: That's true, I am white.
  From Role Models. Submitted by Mounzer B (12 months ago)

• 1. Crash: Crash I love you.
  2. Ellie: I love you.
  From Ice Age 2: The Meltdown. Submitted by Sicily S (12 months ago)

• 1. Steve Stifler: Well, polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake.
  From American Wedding. Submitted by Joel D (12 months ago)

• 1. Wheeler: You sexy like a chocolate strawberry.
  From Role Models. Submitted by Chris P (13 months ago)