Shawn Hatosy Biography

One of the more promising actors to emerge during the late-1990s Teen Invasion, Shawn Hatosy got his start in commercials and theatre. The Maryland native first broke into film with a miniscule role in the 1995 Home for the Holidays, and two years later appeared in a string of films, with his most notable role being the high school student who stands up for an outed Kevin Kline in In & Out. He gained further recognition the following year as a football player battling alien teachers in The Faculty, and in 1999 had a number of substantial roles: he could be seen as the protagonist of the Farrelly Brothers' coming-of-age comedy Outside Providence, as a young Nick Nolte in Simpatico, and as the guy who teaches Natalie Portman a few things about life in Wayne Wang's Anywhere But Here. ~ Rebecca Flint Marx, Rovi

• 1. Desk Guard: You know something, man? You're alright.
  2. John Q. Archibald: Sure am. Only one thing can stop me now.
  3. Desk Guard: What's that.
  4. John Q. Archibald: Mitch here being B-positive.
  5. Mitch: No, sir. Type-O. Swear to God.
  From John Q. Submitted by Harlem F (8 months ago)

• 1. Stan Rosado: Open the door. It is so much better. There's no fear. No pain. It's beautiful. And you will be beautiful. You'll be beautiful. No problems or worries. We want you. I want you. I want you. Now open the fu**ing door! Open the door!
  From The Faculty. Submitted by Creep F (12 months ago)

• 1. Zeke: (about the drugs) Stan, take it.
  2. Stan Rosado: No way, you're taking it!
  3. Casey Connor: (laughing and obviously high) You're taking it!
  4. Stan Rosado: (Stan picks up gun and points it at Casey) What the hell is wrong with him?
  5. Zeke: Nothing's wrong with him. He's tweaking you a**hole! Let him fu**ing tweak!
  6. Casey Connor: (laughing) Tweak! Tweak!
  From The Faculty. Submitted by Creep F (12 months ago)

• 1. Zeke: (laughing on drugs, and talking about Delilah) Is she always this much fun, man?
  2. Stan Rosado: (laughing, on drugs) Sometimes she can be a real bitch.
  3. Casey Connor: (laughing, and gives Stan a high five) Oh Oooooh, yeah!
  From The Faculty. Submitted by Creep F (12 months ago)

• 1. Stan Rosado: I'm not an alien, I'm discontent.
  From The Faculty. Submitted by Creep F (12 months ago)

• 1. Gabe Santora: Where you going, buddy?
  2. Stan Rosado: We're going to.
  3. Zeke: Come on, Stan. Jesus Christ. Get in the fu**ing car.
  4. Gabe Santora: Sure you don't want to play with us?
  5. Stan Rosado: Nah, Gabe, but thanks. (They drive away)
  From The Faculty. Submitted by Creep F (12 months ago)

• 1. Stan Rosado: Aliens are taking over the fu**ing school!
  From The Faculty. Submitted by Creep F (12 months ago)

• 1. Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell: This is usually the point where somebody says, 'Let's get the f**k outta here.'
  2. Stan Rosado: Let's get the f**k outta here.
  From The Faculty. Submitted by Creep F (12 months ago)

• 1. Stan Rosado: Let's go alien for a second. Why here? Why Ohio?
  2. Casey Connor: Cause if you were going to take over the world, would you blow up the White House Independence Day style or sneak in through the backdoor?
  From The Faculty. Submitted by Creep F (12 months ago)

• 1. Stan Rosado: Just listen to yourselves. Our teachers are aliens? That's not weird, that's fu**ing psychotic. Come on, guys. This is nuts.
  2. Delilah Profitt: Then leave, Stan. Why are you hanging around? Go win a Pulitzer.
  3. Stan Rosado: Blow me, Delilah, 'cause I'm sick of your sh*t.
  4. Delilah Profitt: Get the f**k out of here and take your freak dyke with you.
  5. Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell: F**k you, tit bags!
  From The Faculty. Submitted by Creep F (12 months ago)

• 1. Stan Rosado: I made a 'D' on a biology test right after, and Mr. Furlong changed it to an 'A.' He said I deserved for having such a strong arm. That really bugged me, you know? I worked hard for that 'D.' That was my 'D.' I deserved that 'D.' I just wish people would let me be, you know?
  2. Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell: A 'D' student.
  3. Stan Rosado: Yeah.
  From The Faculty. Submitted by Creep F (12 months ago)

• 1. Stan Rosado: (Mrs. Brummel walks into the shower room, naked) Mrs. Brummel, what the f**k?!
  From The Faculty. Submitted by Creep F (12 months ago)

• 1. Casey Connor: It must really blow being you.
  2. Stan Rosado: You have no idea.
  From The Faculty. Submitted by Creep F (12 months ago)

• 1. Stan Rosado: I've just been thinking ahead, Coach, and I've decided to quit the team and concentrate on my academics.
  2. Coach Joe Willis: Okay. Stan, we'll miss you.
  3. Stan Rosado: That's it?
  4. Coach Joe Willis: Well, what do you want me to say? My star quarterback comes to me the day before we play Brun County, the only team in the district that can kick our ass, and tells me he doesn't want to play. There's something up with that. You seem to be going through some life-defining turning point, and I'm not gonna stand in the way of the human condition. You do what you have to do.
  5. Stan Rosado: Thanks for not reaming me, Coach.
  6. Coach Joe Willis: What kind of human being would I be if I did that?
  From The Faculty. Submitted by Creep F (12 months ago)

• 1. Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell: (bumps into Stan) Man, get a fu**ing eye dog.
  2. Stan Rosado: Maybe if you didn't paint your fu**ing eyes shut.
  From The Faculty. Submitted by Creep F (12 months ago)

• 1. Stan Rosado: Well, I've been weighing the importance of being a jock with my impending future, and I decided.
  2. Delilah Profitt: You just decided? Stan, what about college? The football scholarship is your only shot.
  3. Stan Rosado: If I quit now, I can work harder at studying, maybe raise my grades a little. I'd rather go to college based on my intellect.
  4. Delilah Profitt: You're not good at studying. Stan, you're good at football. Stick to what you're good at.
  5. Stan Rosado: Yeah, I've always been good at football and basketball and every other sport I try. I think maybe it's time I try something I'm not so good at, something different.
  6. Delilah Profitt: And what am I supposed to do while you're on a yellow-brick quest for a brain?
  7. Stan Rosado: What?
  8. Delilah Profitt: The accepted social order...is head cheerleaders date star quarterbacks, not academic wanna-bes.
  9. Stan Rosado: Don't be superficial.
  10. Delilah Profitt: 'Superficial.' Four syllables. That's really good, Stan. You're on your way.
  From The Faculty. Submitted by Creep F (12 months ago)

• 1. Stan Rosado: (bumps into Stokely) You okay?
  2. Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell: Walk much?
  3. Stan Rosado: You ran into me, beast.
  From The Faculty. Submitted by Creep F (12 months ago)