Tawny Kitaen Biography

Toothsome, redheaded leading lady Tawny Kitaen got her start on such TV serials as Capitol and Santa Barbara. She graduated to "babe-hood" in the teen-raunch comedy Bachelor Party (1984). With her starring role in The Perils of Gwendoline in the Land of the Yik Yak, the 1984 film version of the old S&M "underground" comic strip, Kitaen achieved stardom as the torn-blouse heroine of many an R-rated adventure film. A better actress than one might think, Tawny Kitaen was quite amusing as the sensuous female deejay Nightbird on the syndicated TVer The New WKRP in Cincinnati, and even funnier as the voice of the whiny, obese feline Annabelle on the animated series Eek! The Cat. ~ Hal Erickson, Rovi

• 1. Sarabeth: (before she continues with a seance) Uh Bummer! I forgot my crystal ball! (Everyone looks at her bewildered, and then Sarabeth starts hysterically laughing) Ha-ha-ha-ha just a little psychic humor. I don't really have a crystal ball!
  2. Linda Brewster: Should we hold hands or something?
  3. Sarabeth: Nah (laughs) that's just in the vampire movies.
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• 1. Linda Brewster: (to Jim) God, I love you.
  2. Jim Morar: (thinks for a moment) I know.
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• 1. Linda Brewster: (after Jim comes home from work early; pops up behind Linda) - Jesus Christ don't ever sneak up on me again! F**K! ...Sh*t! (under her breath) Oh, f**k. What are you doing home?
  2. Jim Morar: I live here. What are you up to?
  3. Linda Brewster: I found my ring. Remember the one that I lost when we moved in? (Smiles and holds up a ring) See?
  4. Jim Morar: And that's such a monumental event that you started swearing?
  5. Linda Brewster: What?
  6. Jim Morar: Your language babe. I think 'Gosh' and 'Thorn' are the strongest words I ever heard you use. And when you'd take up plumbing?
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• 1. Linda Brewster: (talking to Jim) Well thank you very much for ruining the party.
  2. Jim Morar: (thinks for a second) You're welcome.
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• 1. Brandon Sinclair: (playing the Ouija board with Linda; talking to the spirit David) David, will you be able to choose your parents when you return?
  2. Linda Brewster: (repeats what the Ouija board spells out) 'Yes'.
  3. Jim Morar: Bullsh*t.
  4. Brandon Sinclair: Why? You can't believe you were stupid enough to pick your parents.
  5. Jim Morar: Hey, I don't talk to cardboard.
  6. Brandon Sinclair: (the Ouija board starts moving frantically) Careful Jim, you're upsetting David.
  7. Jim Morar: What's he gonna do haunt me?
  8. Brandon Sinclair: (talking to the Ouija) David are you alright?
  9. Jim Morar: Yeah he's alright, he's just a little dead that's all.
  10. Brandon Sinclair: SHUT UP JIM! (Talks to the Ouija) David are you alright?
  11. Linda Brewster: (who's also playing the Ouija) My God it's really racing.
  12. Jim Morar: (talking about David) Yeah maybe he's late for the last flight back to limbo.
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• 1. Brandon Sinclair: (before playing the Ouija board) Alright one more thing before we begin. The spirits are lousy spellers and a lot of them like to lie. So just to play it safe I'm gonna try to contact David; the spirit of a little boy who died about thirty years ago. (A guy at the party asks: 'You mean you actually talked to the spirit before?') Yeah I contacted him several times. For some reason he is connected to this particular board.
  2. Linda Brewster: Why's that?
  3. Brandon Sinclair: Well I don't know really. It's just that every Ouija board seems to have its own dominate spirit. Maybe it's because this board was made the day David died.
  4. Jim Morar: (being a wise ass) How do you know when that board was made?
  5. Brandon Sinclair: David told me.
  6. Jim Morar: (being a wise ass) How do you know he wasn't lying? I mean you said they like to lie. Didn't you, didn't you say that?
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