Tim Allen Biography

Tim Allen (born Timothy Allen Dick) is an American voice-over artist, and character actor perhaps best known for his role in the sitcom Home Improvement and his roles in Disney films, such as The Santa Clause and Toy Story.

• 1. Buzz Lightyear: Buzz, are you coming?
  2. Buzz Lightyear: No, I... I have a lot of catching up to do with my dad.
  3. Emperor Zurg: Good throw, son. That's my boy! Go long, Buzzy!
  4. Buzz Lightyear: Oh, you're a great dad. Yippee!
  5. Buzz Lightyear: Farewell!
  From Toy Story 2. Submitted by Adam K (25 days ago)

• 1. Woody: You are a child's play thing!
  2. Buzz Lightyear: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
  From Toy Story. Submitted by Adam K (25 days ago)

• 1. Buzz Lightyear: To infinity and beyond!
  From Toy Story. Submitted by Jean-Philippe G (41 days ago)

• 1. Buzz Lightyear: To infinity....and beyond!
  From Toy Story. Submitted by Venkatesh S (51 days ago)

• 1. Woody: Buzz look, an alien!
  2. Buzz Lightyear: Where!
  3. Woody: *laughs*
  From Toy Story. Submitted by Joaquin P (2 months ago)

• 1. Jason Nesmith: You're not gonna die on the planet, Guy.
  2. Guy Fleegman: I'm not? Then what's my last name?
  3. Jason Nesmith: It's... uh... uh... I don't know.
  4. Guy Fleegman: Nobody knows. Do you know why? Because my character isn't important enough for a last name, because I'm gonna die five minutes in!
  5. Gwen DeMarco: Guy, you have a last name.
  6. Guy Fleegman: DO I? DO I? For all you know, I'm Crewman Number Six! Mommy... mommy...
  From Galaxy Quest. Submitted by Maria H (2 months ago)

• 1. Buzz Lightyear: Etch! Draw that man in the chicken suit!
  2. Rex: AAH! It's The Chicken Man!
  From Toy Story 2. Submitted by Baurushan J (2 months ago)

• 1. Rex: He tortures toys...just for fun!
  2. Bo Peep: [Buzz jumps on the ledge] What are you doing? Get down from there.
  3. Buzz Lightyear: I'm gonna teach that boy a lesson!
  4. Woody: Yeah sure go ahead with your scary laser. [sarcastically pressing Buzz's laser button]
  5. Buzz Lightyear: Don't do that it's extremely dangerous! [Lenny warns the toys to jump back into the room off the ledge as Sid blows up the soldier and cheers]
  6. Buzz Lightyear: I could have stopped him!
  7. Woody: Buzz I'd love to see you try. Of course I'd love to see you as a crater.
  From Toy Story. Submitted by Baurushan J (2 months ago)

• 1. Buzz Lightyear: I just want you to know: even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is something we do not promote on my planet.
  2. Woody: Oh, well, that's good.
  3. Buzz Lightyear: [brings Woody face-to-face with him] But we're not on my planet, are we?
  From Toy Story. Submitted by Kris R (3 months ago)

• 1. Woody: [finally snapping to Buzz's space ranger antics] You are a toy! You're not the real Buzz Lightyear! You're an action figure! You are a child's plaything!
  2. Buzz Lightyear: You are a sad, strange little man.
  From Toy Story. Submitted by Kris R (3 months ago)

• 1. Booster: So that's why Buzz wants to ditch us!
  2. Buzz Lightyear: [annoyed] I am NOT getting a nose ring. Nobody is getting a nose ring, [tone shifts to angry] it's against the rules!
  From Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins. Submitted by Braden W (3 months ago)

• 1. Buzz Lightyear: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
  From Toy Story. Submitted by Pamela B (4 months ago)

• 1. Andy Davis: Buzz Lightyear verá Betty
  2. Stinky Pete the Prospector: Meu bumbum
  3. Buzz Lightyear: Não é West Cutting Boulevard é Elm Street
  From Toy Story 2. Submitted by Ana P (5 months ago)

• 1. Woody: You can't fly!
  2. Buzz Lightyear: Yes I can!
  3. Woody: Well, then prove it, Mr. Light-Beer!
  From Toy Story. Submitted by Hannah E (5 months ago)

• 1. Laura Calvin: Here's Neil's mother's number.
  2. Scott Calvin: 1-800-SPANK-ME? I know that number.
  From The Santa Clause. Submitted by Derek R (6 months ago)

• 1. Buzz Lightyear: According to my navi-computer, the--
  2. Woody: Shut up! Just shut up you idiot!
  3. Buzz Lightyear: Sheriff, this is no time to panic.
  4. Woody: This is the perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone, they're gonna move into their house in two days and it's all your fault!
  5. Buzz Lightyear: MY-- my fault?! If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place--
  6. Woody: OHH yeah?! Well if YOU hadn't shown up inside your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything that was important to me--
  7. Buzz Lightyear: Don't talk to me about importance! Because of you, the security of this entire universe is in jeopardy!
  8. Woody: WHAT?! What are you talking about?!
  9. Buzz Lightyear: Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals this weapon's only weakness. And you my friend, are responsible for delayin' my rendezous with Star Command!
  10. Woody: YOU-ARE-A-TOOOOOYY!!! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear, you're-- oh, you're an action figure! You are a child's play thing!
  11. Buzz Lightyear: You are a sad, strange little man. And you have my pity. Farewell.
  12. Woody: Oh, yeah?! Well, good riddance, ya looney! [Muttering to himself] 'Rendezous with Star Command!'
  From Toy Story. Submitted by Anthony A (7 months ago)

• 1. Buzz Lightyear: Senorita! Senorita!
  From Toy Story 3. Submitted by Joel K (7 months ago)

• 1. Buzz Lightyear: [to Woody] You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
  From Toy Story. Submitted by Daniel R (7 months ago)

• 1. Woody: Uh, Buzz, we missed the truck!
  2. Buzz Lightyear: We're not aiming for the truck!
  From Toy Story. Submitted by Lucas M (9 months ago)

• 1. Buzz Lightyear: I've set my laser from stun to kill.
  2. Woody: Oh, great. If anyone attacks we can blink em' to death.
  From Toy Story. Submitted by Lucas M (9 months ago)

• 1. Emperor Zurg: Surrender, Buzz Lightyear. I have won!
  2. Buzz Lightyear: I'll never give in. You killed my father!
  3. Emperor Zurg: No, Buzz. I AM your father!
  4. Buzz Lightyear: Noooo!
  From Toy Story 2. Submitted by Harshal M (9 months ago)

• 1. Woody: Buzz, you're flying!
  2. Buzz Lightyear: This isn't flying, this is falling with style!
  From Toy Story. Submitted by Phil B (10 months ago)

• 1. Buzz Lightyear: To infinity, and beyond!
  From Toy Story. Submitted by Daniel S (10 months ago)

• 1. Buzz Lightyear: We have a friend in need, and we're not going to rest until he's safe in Andy's room! Now, let's move out!
  From Toy Story 3. Submitted by Chelsea P (11 months ago)

• 1. Buzz Lightyear: Our mission with Andy is complete.
  From Toy Story 3. Submitted by Chelsea P (11 months ago)

• 1. Buzz Lightyear: I'm proud of you, cowboy.
  2. Woody: Besides, when it all ends, I'll have old Buzz Lightyear to keep me company. For infinity and beyond.
  From Toy Story 2. Submitted by Chelsea P (11 months ago)

• 1. Buzz Lightyear: Don't worry, Woody. In just a few hours you'll be sitting around a campfire with Andy making delicious hot schmoes!
  2. Woody: They're called S'mores, Buzz.
  From Toy Story 2. Submitted by Chelsea P (11 months ago)

• 1. Buzz Lightyear: Somewhere in that pad of stuffing is a toy who taught me that life's only worth living if you're being loved by a kid. And I traveled all this way to rescue that toy because I believed him.
  From Toy Story 2. Submitted by Chelsea P (11 months ago)

• 1. Hamm: Hey, why did the toys cross the road?
  2. Buzz Lightyear: Not now Hamm.
  3. Rex: Ooo, I love riddles! Why?
  4. Hamm: To get to the chicken, on the other side!
  From Toy Story. Submitted by Cole K (11 months ago)

• 1. Buzz Lightyear: Glad I could catch the train!
  2. Woody: Now, let's catch some criminals!
  3. Buzz Lightyear: To infinity and beyond!
  From Toy Story 3. Submitted by Kenny N (12 months ago)

• 1. Buzz Lightyear: Am I really that fat?
  From Toy Story 2. Submitted by Rocky F (12 months ago)

• 1. Buzz Lightyear: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.
  From Toy Story. Submitted by Rocky F (12 months ago)

• 1. Jessie the Cowgirl: Buzz! Mind if I squeeze next to you?
  2. Buzz Lightyear: Yes. No! I mean, why would I mind squeezing next to you? Is it hot in here?
  From Toy Story 3. Submitted by Benny B (13 months ago)

• 1. Buzz Lightyear: To infinity and beyond!
  From Toy Story. Submitted by Mike H (13 months ago)