Alan Jones

Alan Jones

Agrees with the Tomatometer 72% of the time.

Publications:
Radio Times
Total Reviews:
125

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Add Date
2/5 34% The Odd Life of Timothy Green (2012) " Not so much moving as stomach churning." — Radio Times
Posted Apr 12, 2013
2/5 28% G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013) " This dumb ramble isn't a patch on the original." — Radio Times
Posted Mar 29, 2013
2/5 52% Jack the Giant Slayer (2013) " This is, at best, dull escapism but there are a few reasons to keep watching, including Stanley Tucci camping away as the hissable villain and knight Ewan McGregor being sausage-rolled up by a chef colossus." — Radio Times
Posted Mar 22, 2013
3/5 14% Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013) " [A] fast and furious all-action continuation of the classic fairy tale ..." — Radio Times
Posted Mar 1, 2013
3/5 86% Wreck-it Ralph (2012) " A colourfully cute romp for kids." — Radio Times
Posted Feb 8, 2013
4/5 64% Antiviral (2013) " This dark fable is a subversive stomach-churner and not for the faint-hearted." — Radio Times
Posted Feb 1, 2013
4/5 81% The Impossible (2012) " [A] visceral and deeply moving true story ..." — Radio Times
Posted Jan 3, 2013
4/5 79% Grabbers () " This ambitious mix of mirth and menace is an offbeat and hugely enjoyable affair." — Radio Times
Posted Dec 27, 2012
5/5 91% What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? (1960) " The on-screen fireworks were reportedly fuelled by off-screen hatred, but the chemistry between the stars is unquestionably hair-raising and upped the Gothic stakes to camp shock levels." — Radio Times
Posted Dec 14, 2012
2/5 49% The Man With the Iron Fists (2012) " A one-note pastiche featuring impressive wire-fu, bloody mayhem and CGI mutilation." — Radio Times
Posted Dec 7, 2012
4/5 74% Rise of the Guardians (2012) " Destined to become definitive holiday entertainment for all the family." — Radio Times
Posted Nov 30, 2012
5/5 85% Sightseers (2013) " Indecently funny, delightfully eccentric and far bloodier than you'd expect ..." — Radio Times
Posted Nov 30, 2012
5/5 93% The Sapphires (2013) " A model feel-good movie that sparkles with heartfelt humour ..." — Radio Times
Posted Nov 7, 2012
5/5 94% Halloween (1978) " [A] simple but horribly effective low-budget suburban horror ..." — Radio Times
Posted Oct 29, 2012
2/5 25% Paranormal Activity 4 (2012) " Doors creak, shadows flicker, cats jump: the laziest sequel yet in the supernatural franchise barely bothers to change the formula at all." — Radio Times
Posted Oct 18, 2012
3/5 45% On the Road (2012) " It's beautifully shot, handsomely mounted and well cast ..." — Radio Times
Posted Oct 12, 2012
2/5 43% Hotel Transylvania (2012) " The ultimate message about ignorance being the scariest thing of all is a sincere one, but it gets lost in the nonstop, eager-to-please, uninspired zaniness." — Radio Times
Posted Oct 12, 2012
4/5 63% Sinister (2012) " Cool in its crafty mood placement, confidently restrained during its nastiest moments and mining provocative lines of devastating nuance, the movie reaches a terrifying crescendo as the grisly Super 8 reels bleed into high-pitched scares." — Radio Times
Posted Oct 7, 2012
3/5 90% Holy Motors (2012) " A total mess that strains for poetic meaning. Yet it also has enough hypnotic power to carry one's attention through even the clumsiest and obvious passages." — Radio Times
Posted Sep 28, 2012
4/5 78% Dredd (2012) " This is brisk and brutal film-making." — Radio Times
Posted Sep 7, 2012
4/5 75% Berberian Sound Studio (2013) " A dazzling curio in which every sound effect reverberates with multiple meanings." — Radio Times
Posted Sep 6, 2012
3/5 31% Total Recall (2012) " There's much to enjoy here ..." — Radio Times
Posted Aug 26, 2012
3/5 65% The Expendables 2 (2012) " Bigger in scope than the original, the film's nonstop mayhem includes cartoonish battles, geysers of CGI blood and seemingly impossible stunts, with the geriatric gang of beloved icons placed centre stage for maximum thrills." — Radio Times
Posted Aug 23, 2012
3/5 56% The Bourne Legacy (2012) " A nimble and well-crafted chase thriller." — Radio Times
Posted Aug 16, 2012
4/5 55% Seeking a Friend for the End of the World (2012) " Intelligence and subtle wit inform debut director Lorene Scafaria's heartfelt look at unlikely romance blossoming in the shadow of Earth's obliteration by a giant asteroid." — Radio Times
Posted Jul 13, 2012
2/5 35% The Players (Les infidèles) () " A vulgar, variable and very French take on infidelity." — Radio Times
Posted Jul 11, 2012
4/5 43% Storage 24 (2013) " Makes the most of a simple premise and single location setting, the cast are uniformly good, and the impressive creature delivers nastily effective splatter chaos." — Radio Times
Posted Jun 29, 2012
1/5 25% Deathwatch (2002) " Frankly, it's all tedious on the western front in this bum-numbing bore." — Radio Times
Posted Jun 1, 2012
5/5 62% Café de Flore (2012) " Haunting and heartbreaking, director Jean-Marc Vallée's romantic drama is an electrifying multilayered experience." — Radio Times
Posted May 17, 2012
1/5 13% Piranha 3DD (2012) " "Welcome to rock bottom" says David Hasselhoff, reduced to badly emulating his role in Baywatch. He never spoke a truer word." — Radio Times
Posted May 16, 2012
3/5 34% Battleship (2012) " The third Hasbro toy-to-film franchise (after Transformers and GI Joe) doesn't mess with a winning format." — Radio Times
Posted Apr 12, 2012
4/5 92% The Cabin in the Woods (2012) " A remarkable and genuinely captivating original." — Radio Times
Posted Apr 12, 2012
4/5 44% StreetDance 2 () " In this worthy successor, it's once again the dancing that counts, and this sure-fire crowd-pleaser delivers sensational high-energy routines to some great pop hits." — Radio Times
Posted Mar 29, 2012
4/5 85% The Hunger Games (2012) " Ross keeps the sci-fi themes vivid and relevant, the camerawork jittery and involving and the action speedy and thrilling." — Radio Times
Posted Mar 22, 2012
2/5 17% Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2012) " Crank directors Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor bring nothing of note to this hackneyed follow-up to the money-raking original." — Radio Times
Posted Feb 17, 2012
3/5 65% The Woman in Black (2012) " The melodrama creaks as much as the nursery rocking chair, but the grim resolution adds an unexpectedly uplifting and bittersweet twist." — Radio Times
Posted Feb 9, 2012
4/5 78% The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (2012) " This poignant tale has an irresistible, heart-warming energy and also boasts sharp dialogue, skilfully interwoven subplots and a treasure trove of British stars giving a masterclass in ensemble acting." — Radio Times
Posted Feb 9, 2012
3/5 41% Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (2012) " In this pleasant slice of family fare, teen Josh Hutcherson and stepfather Dwayne Johnson trace the actual location of author Jules Verne's supposedly fictional island." — Radio Times
Posted Feb 2, 2012
5/5 77% War Horse (2011) " A uniquely moving odyssey that subtly outlines both the suffering of the First World War and the humanity amid so much loss of life." — Radio Times
Posted Jan 12, 2012
5/5 98% The Artist (2011) " Embracing the techniques and look of the times, and paying homage to numerous silent classics and Citizen Kane, this loving, warm pastiche is a sheer delight." — Radio Times
Posted Jan 5, 2012
3/5 69% A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas (2011) " It all remains on the light-hearted, harmless and inoffensive side despite bad-taste gags and gory Yuletide violence." — Radio Times
Posted Dec 8, 2011
4/5 84% Puss in Boots (2011) " That suave, scene-stealing cat from Shrek 2 finally gets his own swashbuckling adventure and it couldn't be a more colourful feline fairy tale." — Radio Times
Posted Dec 8, 2011
4/5 36% The Thing (2011) " Tense, smart and suitably gruesome, this certainly delivers the goods." — Radio Times
Posted Dec 1, 2011
3/5 45% Happy Feet Two (2011) " The visuals are frequently spectacular and the environmental concerns are admirable, but this simply doesn't have the charm of the original." — Radio Times
Posted Dec 1, 2011
3/5 35% Immortals (2011) " Although it's exceptionally silly and takes itself way too seriously, the movie will give lovers of expertly faked beefcake action their sword-and-sandal fix." — Radio Times
Posted Nov 16, 2011
3/5 29% The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) (2011) " It shifts effortlessly between a twisted study in obsessive psychosis and barbed sardonic satire." — Radio Times
Posted Nov 9, 2011
3/5 68% Paranormal Activity 3 (2011) " The slow-building, low-key creepiness finally explodes with a welcome rattling ingenuity." — Radio Times
Posted Oct 26, 2011
5/5 76% Kill List (2012) " It is darkly comic, brutally violent and a dynamo of dizzying fright stuff." — Radio Times
Posted Sep 8, 2011
4/5 44% Cowboys & Aliens (2011) " Favreau's solid adaptation of a popular 2006 graphic novel remains true to both genres while being confidently grounded in western lore for maximum novelty value." — Radio Times
Posted Aug 11, 2011
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