Alan Jones

Alan Jones

Agrees with the Tomatometer 72% of the time.

Publications:
Radio Times
Total Reviews:
125

Best Reviewed Films

Showing 51 - 100 of 125
Rating T-Meter Title | Year Add Date
3/5 34% Battleship (2012) " The third Hasbro toy-to-film franchise (after Transformers and GI Joe) doesn't mess with a winning format." — Radio Times
Posted Apr 12, 2012
3/5 65% The Woman in Black (2012) " The melodrama creaks as much as the nursery rocking chair, but the grim resolution adds an unexpectedly uplifting and bittersweet twist." — Radio Times
Posted Feb 9, 2012
3/5 42% Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (2012) " In this pleasant slice of family fare, teen Josh Hutcherson and stepfather Dwayne Johnson trace the actual location of author Jules Verne's supposedly fictional island." — Radio Times
Posted Feb 2, 2012
3/5 69% A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas (2011) " It all remains on the light-hearted, harmless and inoffensive side despite bad-taste gags and gory Yuletide violence." — Radio Times
Posted Dec 8, 2011
3/5 45% Happy Feet Two (2011) " The visuals are frequently spectacular and the environmental concerns are admirable, but this simply doesn't have the charm of the original." — Radio Times
Posted Dec 1, 2011
3/5 35% Immortals (2011) " Although it's exceptionally silly and takes itself way too seriously, the movie will give lovers of expertly faked beefcake action their sword-and-sandal fix." — Radio Times
Posted Nov 16, 2011
3/5 29% The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) (2011) " It shifts effortlessly between a twisted study in obsessive psychosis and barbed sardonic satire." — Radio Times
Posted Nov 9, 2011
3/5 68% Paranormal Activity 3 (2011) " The slow-building, low-key creepiness finally explodes with a welcome rattling ingenuity." — Radio Times
Posted Oct 26, 2011
3/5 79% Captain America: The First Avenger (2011) " War movie clichés, gung ho derring-do and seamless special effects all fit together well in a pleasingly retro environment that boasts enough sci-fi paraphernalia to put an end to the argument that it may be too old-fashioned." — Radio Times
Posted Jul 28, 2011
3/5 97% Cell 211 (Celda 211) (2009) " The film is shot in a documentary-style that's enhanced by using actual convicts as extras." — Radio Times
Posted Jul 14, 2011
3/5 75% Stake Land (2011) " As much a character-driven coming-of-age tale as a gritty horror fable, writer/director Jim Mickle's socially relevant shocker is The Road with vampires." — Radio Times
Posted Jun 16, 2011
3/5 81% Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011) " The movie is as busy and crisply detailed as ever, and the action sequences involving rickshaw chases, martial arts dust-ups and cannonball juggling score high." — Radio Times
Posted Jun 9, 2011
3/5 80% Wake Wood (2011) " A compelling twist on the Faustian-pact dilemma that builds to a truly memorable, if starkly horrifying, ending." — Radio Times
Posted Mar 24, 2011
3/5 35% Battle: Los Angeles (2011) " War of the Worlds meets The Hurt Locker in director Jonathan Liebesman's down-and-dirty alien-invasion flick." — Radio Times
Posted Mar 10, 2011
3/5 56% Unknown (2011) " Unravelling the jigsaw clues is a lot of fun, while the changes rung during the familiar ticking-bomb countdown finale marks Collet-Serra as a genuinely gifted genre specialist." — Radio Times
Posted Mar 3, 2011
3/5 45% Drive Angry (2011) " A non-stop riot of gratuitous sex, full-on violence, gory gunfights and explosive car crashes make this fun chase-and-chiller combo a high-energy trash extravaganza." — Radio Times
Posted Feb 24, 2011
3/5 30% Sanctum (2011) " It's the locations, eerie sets, special effects and marine photography that count here, and all are impressively spectacular." — Radio Times
Posted Feb 3, 2011
3/5 47% Hereafter (2010) " It thoughtfully reflects on how deep sorrow and melancholy can change existence, with both Damon and de France really making their performances count." — Radio Times
Posted Jan 27, 2011
3/5 36% Burlesque (2010) " There's an innocent sweetness about this showcase for Christina Aguilera's vocal and dance skills that just about excuses its utter hokiness." — Radio Times
Posted Dec 16, 2010
3/5 51% Tron Legacy (2010) " As an action-packed visual feast ... Tron Legacy is truly astonishing..." — Radio Times
Posted Dec 16, 2010
3/5 90% Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale (2010) " One of the oddest and quirkiest nightmares before Christmas." — Radio Times
Posted Dec 2, 2010
3/5 90% Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives (2011) " The film's stark approach to the fantastic and supernatural won't appeal to the mainstream, despite a distinctive and visually arresting presentation." — Radio Times
Posted Nov 18, 2010
3/5 74% Dream Home (2010) " This nightmarish satire on the more cut-throat aspects of the Hong Kong property market manages to be both a thoughtful social commentary and gory slasher without any real awkwardness in tone." — Radio Times
Posted Nov 18, 2010
3/5 15% Skyline (2010) " Once the ace special effects and full-on monster mania take prominence over the soap opera plot, it does become weirdly fascinating." — Radio Times
Posted Nov 11, 2010
3/5 89% Let Me In (2010) " This Americanisation of the elegantly eerie Swedish cult hit Let the Right One In is an honourable effort." — Radio Times
Posted Nov 4, 2010
3/5 34% Burke and Hare (2011) " Landis pounces on every contemporary innovation and social issue for its inherent gallows humour to craft an entertaining version of the historical facts." — Radio Times
Posted Oct 28, 2010
3/5 60% Frozen (2010) " Green choreographs the dangling trio from a multitude of intriguing angles, showing a keen eye for moody menace and compelling gruesomeness." — Radio Times
Posted Sep 23, 2010
3/5 79% The Hole (2012) " Very much in the Dante family-friendly fantasy tradition of Gremlins, this nostalgic exercise in mild scares resembles the director's segment from Twilight Zone: the Movie in many creepy/fun respects..." — Radio Times
Posted Sep 16, 2010
3/5 69% The Girl Who Played with Fire (Flickan som lekte med elden) (2010) " It's efficient enough, in the vein of a Swedish episode of Wallander, but fans of the novels will no doubt overlook its deficiencies and thrill to it." — Radio Times
Posted Aug 27, 2010
3/5 73% Piranha 3-D (2010) " Aside from the 3D gimmick, there's not much on offer here that the low-budget original didn't include, with plenty of comical gore, snappy thrills and in-joke references." — Radio Times
Posted Aug 19, 2010
3/5 41% The Sorcerer's Apprentice (2010) " A barrage of spectacular special effects in search of an appealing story." — Radio Times
Posted Aug 5, 2010
3/5 46% Step Up 3-D (2010) " Even if you've heard the one about the high-stakes dance contest that Manhattan street performers must win to hold onto their communal home, you've never seen it done quite like this." — Radio Times
Posted Aug 5, 2010
3/5 74% Splice (2010) " As Natali's potent allegory about child-rearing turns deadly, absurdity is, thankfully, just about kept in check through committed performances and the director's deflating of the most risible moments with well-judged levity." — Radio Times
Posted Jul 22, 2010
3/5 31% The Collector (2009) " Dunstan makes his directorial debut with this fast-paced, suspenseful horror that wastes no time on pointless exposition, but instead tosses plenty of genuinely tense moments into this primal fear-fest." — Radio Times
Posted Jun 24, 2010
3/5 73% Iron Man 2 (2010) " It may lack the fresh irreverence and excitement of the first adventure, but there are noteworthy set pieces." — Radio Times
Posted Apr 29, 2010
3/5 76% Kick-Ass (2010) " Vaughn's witty verve, instinctive knack for bizarre counterpoint and sheer bravado speed the cartoon violence towards a manic action climax." — Radio Times
Posted Mar 25, 2010
3/5 86% Salvage (2009) " A smartly budgeted and often scary chiller." — Radio Times
Posted Mar 22, 2010
3/5 68% Shutter Island (2010) " As an exercise in pure style over clichéd content Shutter Island weaves an impressive and gripping spell." — Radio Times
Posted Mar 15, 2010
3/5 20% Legion (2010) " More than a little silly, it veers between high camp and supernatural hokum as an overqualified cast gives the portentous, Bible-based action far more conviction than it deserves." — Radio Times
Posted Mar 5, 2010
3/5 23% Case 39 (2010) " While the viewer will remain one step ahead of the story at all times, director Christian Alvart manages to keep the emotionally charged events moving at a fair clip to gloss over the mounting credibility factors." — Radio Times
Posted Mar 5, 2010
3/5 65% Solomon Kane (2012) " Decked out with terrific Czech locations, Klaus Badelt's rousing score, neat CGI visual effects keen biblical imagery and a solid supporting cast, the imperfections can be forgiven." — Radio Times
Posted Feb 19, 2010
3/5 84% The Princess and the Frog (2009) " This is a likeable enough Southern-fried fantasia but it lacks the transporting magical quality of other more memorable Disney efforts." — Radio Times
Posted Feb 2, 2010
3/5 76% Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll (2010) " Top-notch performances give viewers Reasons to be Cheerful - Milner is terrific and Serkis is the tour de force at the film's centre, capturing the charisma that made the destructively complex Dury the "housewives' favourite" punk rocker." — Radio Times
Posted Jan 8, 2010
3/5 67% Daybreakers (2010) " With beautiful Blade Runner-style cityscapes, smartly conceived takes on the vampire mythos (sun-proofed cars and video mirrors), inventively engineered shocks and copious blood loss, this is an engagingly skilful blend." — Radio Times
Posted Jan 8, 2010
3/5 55% The Descent 2 (2009) " Bigger looking but less frightening." — Radio Times
Posted Dec 4, 2009
2/5 34% The Odd Life of Timothy Green (2012) " Not so much moving as stomach churning." — Radio Times
Posted Apr 12, 2013
2/5 28% G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013) " This dumb ramble isn't a patch on the original." — Radio Times
Posted Mar 29, 2013
2/5 52% Jack the Giant Slayer (2013) " This is, at best, dull escapism but there are a few reasons to keep watching, including Stanley Tucci camping away as the hissable villain and knight Ewan McGregor being sausage-rolled up by a chef colossus." — Radio Times
Posted Mar 22, 2013
2/5 49% The Man With the Iron Fists (2012) " A one-note pastiche featuring impressive wire-fu, bloody mayhem and CGI mutilation." — Radio Times
Posted Dec 7, 2012
2/5 25% Paranormal Activity 4 (2012) " Doors creak, shadows flicker, cats jump: the laziest sequel yet in the supernatural franchise barely bothers to change the formula at all." — Radio Times
Posted Oct 18, 2012
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