|
.5/5
|
24%
|
The Three Musketeers (2011) |
"
Alexandre Dumas isn't merely turning in his grave, he's half way through re-enacting 'Thriller'."
—
Moviedex
Posted Oct 26, 2011
|
|
.5/5
|
8%
|
Furry Vengeance (2010) |
"
Here is a film that doesn't just scrape the bottom of the barrel, it demands that you lick it."
—
Moviedex
Posted Sep 23, 2010
|
|
.5/5
|
40%
|
Imagine That (2009) |
"
[Murphy] continues to treat his career like it were a game of limbo, as Imagine That sees the once gifted comedian stoop to a horrendous new low."
—
Moviedex
Posted Oct 5, 2009
|
|
.5/5
|
36%
|
Transporter 3 (2008) |
"
A 'what not to do' guide when making an action film."
—
Moviedex
Posted Aug 2, 2009
|
|
.5/5
|
25%
|
Friday the 13th (2009) |
"
It's a case of 'he's behind you!' repeated ad nauseum, where sudden bursts of sound stand in for real scares."
—
Moviedex
Posted Jul 30, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
26%
|
Your Highness (2011) |
"
For once, the trailer for a new comedy didn't spoil the best bits. Unfortunately, that's because there aren't any."
—
Moviedex
Posted May 10, 2011
|
|
1/5
|
10%
|
Little Fockers (2010) |
"
Schindler's List was funnier than this."
—
Moviedex
Posted Dec 30, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
11%
|
Killers (2010) |
"
Heigl and Kutcher's romance has about as much crackle as a bowl of soggy Rice Bubbles."
—
Moviedex
Posted Jul 30, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
28%
|
Clash of the Titans (2010) |
"
Do yourself a favour and avoid the 3D. Do yourself a bigger favour and avoid the film entirely"
—
Moviedex
Posted Apr 1, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
25%
|
Law Abiding Citizen (2009) |
"
In another time and place, Law Abiding Citizen could have been an intelligent critique of a flawed criminal justice system. Instead, I present you Gerard Butler, ruthlessly hacking a guy into 25 little pieces."
—
Moviedex
Posted Jan 22, 2010
|
|
1/5
|
76%
|
Invictus (2009) |
"
Like the pseudo biopic on Mandela, the rugby half is both shallow and generic, qualities echoed by the horrendously mawkish theme song 'Colorblind' that is enough to make Invictus seem like a parody of an inspirational film."
—
Moviedex
Posted Dec 17, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
34%
|
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009) |
"
A lively, yet tedious, assault on the senses."
—
Moviedex
Posted Aug 6, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
13%
|
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008) |
"
I too wish this Mummy stayed dead and buried."
—
Moviedex
Posted Aug 1, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
12%
|
Saw V (2008) |
"
Saw V? You'll wish you hadn't."
—
Moviedex
Posted Aug 1, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
11%
|
The Unborn (2009) |
"
Should have been aborted."
—
Moviedex
Posted Aug 1, 2009
|
|
1/5
|
33%
|
Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009) |
"
Unfunny, unoriginal and tedious - Mall Cop is successful only at living up to the standard set by past films that have begun with the words 'A Happy Madison Production'."
—
Moviedex
Posted Jul 30, 2009
|
|
1.5/5
|
20%
|
The Lucky One (2012) |
"
Scarcely enough substance to pad out a short poem, let alone a feature film."
—
Moviedex
Posted Apr 19, 2012
|
|
1.5/5
|
19%
|
Just Go with It (2011) |
"
'Happy' is a lovely, jovial word that becomes something quite vile and abhorrent when followed by the word 'Madison'."
—
Moviedex
Posted Mar 28, 2011
|
|
1.5/5
|
——
|
Ond tro (Bad Faith) (2010) |
"
Petri loses out to the cinema's air conditioner when it comes to delivering chills during the film's ineffective climax."
—
Moviedex
Posted Mar 2, 2011
|
|
1.5/5
|
32%
|
I Am Number Four (2011) |
"
And I am incredibly bored."
—
Moviedex
Posted Feb 20, 2011
|
|
1.5/5
|
36%
|
Burlesque (2010) |
"
[Steve] Antin hasn't really written Burlesque, he has merely spooned the story out of a can labelled 'Instant Musical: Just add eyeliner.'"
—
Moviedex
Posted Dec 28, 2010
|
|
1.5/5
|
51%
|
Tron Legacy (2010) |
"
Tron: Legacy looks like the bathroom of a trendy nightclub."
—
Moviedex
Posted Dec 15, 2010
|
|
1.5/5
|
43%
|
Dinner for Schmucks (2010) |
"
Dinner for Schmucks belongs to that mangy breed of American comedy that confuses situations that are genuinely funny for situations that are agonisingly awkward."
—
Moviedex
Posted Sep 29, 2010
|
|
1.5/5
|
6%
|
The Last Airbender (2010) |
"
Shyamalan tells the story like a syndicated news journalist, reporting events with detached direction and lifeless, plot-driven screenwriting."
—
Moviedex
Posted Sep 21, 2010
|
|
1.5/5
|
40%
|
Letters to Juliet (2010) |
"
Diabetics steer clear; so awfully saccharine is the derivative romantic drama Letters to Juliet, it may induce a hyperglycemic coma."
—
Moviedex
Posted May 4, 2010
|
|
1.5/5
|
64%
|
Harry Brown (2010) |
"
The moment Barber resorts to over-the-top violence as a means to an end, Harry Brown becomes an unintentional farce."
—
Moviedex
Posted Apr 27, 2010
|
|
1.5/5
|
11%
|
Couples Retreat (2009) |
"
A bit like getting relationship advice from a clown. A really, really unfunny one."
—
Moviedex
Posted Oct 11, 2009
|
|
1.5/5
|
51%
|
The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 (2009) |
"
Packed with enough rap music, nauseating camera jerks, speed shifts and freeze frames to almost, so nearly, convince us something interesting is occurring on screen."
—
Moviedex
Posted Aug 26, 2009
|
|
1.5/5
|
55%
|
Orphan (2009) |
"
Check the return policy for this Orphan."
—
Moviedex
Posted Aug 7, 2009
|
|
1.5/5
|
27%
|
Fast & Furious (2009) |
"
If it's not fast and furious automotive action you're after, hoping instead for a cohesive character driven plot, then you're more likely to just get furious pretty damn fast."
—
Moviedex
Posted Aug 1, 2009
|
|
1.5/5
|
7%
|
Babylon A.D. (2008) |
"
A joyless mess of a movie."
—
Moviedex
Posted Aug 1, 2009
|
|
2/5
|
32%
|
Man on a Ledge (2012) |
"
Given that it stars action drone Sam Worthington, you'll be wishing they called it 'Man off a Ledge' before long."
—
Moviedex
Posted Feb 7, 2012
|
|
2/5
|
26%
|
Underworld Awakening (2012) |
"
Twilight: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 is coming out later this year, right? So at least this will only be the 2nd worst vampire vs. werewolf movie of 2012."
—
Moviedex
Posted Jan 24, 2012
|
|
2/5
|
45%
|
Happy Feet Two (2011) |
"
It's a film that only deals in excess, so unless you're a deliriously happy person with a serious foot fetish, you'd best give Happy Feet Two a miss."
—
Moviedex
Posted Dec 26, 2011
|
|
2/5
|
68%
|
Paranormal Activity 3 (2011) |
"
When the most innovative thing about the film is that the camera now oscillates, one can't help but scoff at the miniscule amount of creativity that has been drizzled into this Halloween cash grab."
—
Moviedex
Posted Oct 24, 2011
|
|
2/5
|
26%
|
Green Lantern (2011) |
"
Before Hal Jordan's big-screen debut, I'd never heard of the guy. And now, having sat through the confused mess that is Green Lantern, I don't mind if I never hear of him again."
—
Moviedex
Posted Aug 14, 2011
|
|
2/5
|
36%
|
Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011) |
"
If you're looking for the Transformers 3 experience without having to actually endure through it, simply tip out your cutlery drawer onto a FHM centrefold whilst humming 'The Star-Spangled Banner'. Hey presto."
—
Moviedex
Posted Jun 29, 2011
|
|
2/5
|
34%
|
The Hangover Part II (2011) |
"
One could easily mistake this supposed blockbuster for a mockbuster. After all, it was co-written by one of the scribblers of the Scary Movie series."
—
Moviedex
Posted May 27, 2011
|
|
2/5
|
11%
|
Red Riding Hood (2011) |
"
Red Riding Hood clearly aims to scare, yet Hardwicke's direction is about as tense as a broken rubber band."
—
Moviedex
Posted Mar 25, 2011
|
|
2/5
|
35%
|
Battle: Los Angeles (2011) |
"
I'm sure there's an epic battle going on here, but it's hard to tell when the cameraman is too busy shaking off a swarm of angry bees to capture any of it."
—
Moviedex
Posted Mar 17, 2011
|
|
2/5
|
20%
|
The Rite (2011) |
"
An exorcism movie in which all the scary bits have been exorcised."
—
Moviedex
Posted Mar 10, 2011
|
|
2/5
|
49%
|
No Strings Attached (2011) |
"
If I had to dig for praise, it's impressive that Reitman manages to get the 5'2" Portman and 6'3" Kutcher in the same frame. "
—
Moviedex
Posted Feb 6, 2011
|
|
2/5
|
47%
|
Hereafter (2010) |
"
Eastwood's weepy depiction of the 'here' is just as dull and tedious as his superficial exploration of the 'after'."
—
Moviedex
Posted Jan 29, 2011
|
|
2/5
|
20%
|
The Tourist (2010) |
"
About as much fun as standing in line at Customs for hours after a long-haul flight."
—
Moviedex
Posted Jan 5, 2011
|
|
2/5
|
71%
|
Somewhere (2010) |
"
Somewhere features dead-on-the-inside people looking pensively into their bowls of pasta. Some call this reality, I call it bloody boring."
—
Moviedex
Posted Dec 20, 2010
|
|
2/5
|
39%
|
Due Date (2010) |
"
It's bad enough that it took four screenwriters to ineptly rehash Planes, Trains and Automobiles, but it's even worse that they've only managed to come up with one new joke each."
—
Moviedex
Posted Nov 27, 2010
|
|
2/5
|
15%
|
Skyline (2010) |
"
A good example of what can visually be achieved on a tight budget, but an even better example of why filmmaking should be left to filmmakers."
—
Moviedex
Posted Nov 12, 2010
|
|
2/5
|
10%
|
Saw 3D (2010) |
"
The filmmakers continue to regurgitate the same pile of puke each and every year for us to lap up. Sure, those chewed chunks of bile-soaked carrot are now in "eye-popping" 3D, but that certainly doesn't make them taste any better. "
—
Moviedex
Posted Nov 4, 2010
|
|
2/5
|
23%
|
Resident Evil: Afterlife (2010) |
"
Paul W.S. Anderson has discovered his favourite new gimmick - slow motion. Had Afterlife played at full speed, it probably would have lasted all of 15 minutes. Wouldn't that have been nice."
—
Moviedex
Posted Oct 12, 2010
|
|
2/5
|
41%
|
The Sorcerer's Apprentice (2010) |
"
The Sorcerer's Apprentice is essentially what would happen if The Mummy took a wrong turn at Hogwarts and ended up at a Dungeons and Dragons convention."
—
Moviedex
Posted Aug 31, 2010
|
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