Andrew Barker

Andrew Barker

Agrees with the Tomatometer 83% of the time.

Publications:
Variety
Critics' Group:
Los Angeles Film Critics Association
Total Reviews:
145

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Rating T-Meter Title | Year Add Date
25% Machete Kills (2013) " A surprisingly long-lived gag finally runs out of gas in Robert Rodriguez's noticeably duller, less outrageous sequel to 'Machete.'" — Variety
Posted Oct 3, 2013
8% Runner Runner (2013) " Despite [its] stacked deck of a cast, "Runner Runner" adds up to little more than a charmless, paint-by-numbers thriller ..." — Variety
Posted Sep 25, 2013
5% Battle of the Year (2013) " Fatally frontloaded with endless training montages, awfully written, indifferently acted drama, sports-film platitudes and jaw-dropping product placements that only the hardiest of viewers will make it through to the payoff." — Variety
Posted Sep 19, 2013
33% The Family (2013) " Curiously airless, weightless and tonally uncertain, Luc Besson's mafia comedy falls flat." — Variety
Posted Sep 12, 2013
—— McCanick () " A fine performance by Cory Monteith isn't enough to salvage this drably derivative, infuriatingly improbable police drama." — Variety
Posted Sep 9, 2013
34% Salinger (2013) " It ends up feeling like a long-winded carnival-barker pitch, even though a goodly number of genuine gems are buried within its noisy confines." — Variety
Posted Sep 3, 2013
64% One Direction: This Is Us (2013) " The film's central fivesome prove charming pallbearers throughout the film, which alternates between inspired and insipid as it hits its hagiographic marks." — Variety
Posted Aug 21, 2013
69% The Happy Sad (2013) " Strong acting and occasional dives into deeper territory redeem this somewhat contrived chamber piece." — Variety
Posted Aug 16, 2013
4% Paranoia (2013) " Director Robert Luketic's thriller Paranoia has a host of problems, but the biggest seems to be that no one in it is nearly paranoid enough." — Variety
Posted Aug 16, 2013
100% La Camioneta: The Journey of One American School Bus (2013) " The film wrings an almost bizarre amount of political, humanistic and spiritual substance out of this limited frame." — Variety
Posted Aug 1, 2013
53% Wasteland (2013) " An overlong Northern British heist caper with a wildly uneven tone and a needlessly scrambled narrative, but it suggests a higher intelligence beneath, waiting to flower down the road." — Variety
Posted Jul 22, 2013
8% Grown Ups 2 (2013) " Among the slackest, laziest, least movie-like movies released by a major studio in the last decade, "Grown Ups 2" is perhaps the closest Hollywood has yet come to making "Ow! My Balls!" seem like a plausible future project." — Variety
Posted Jul 11, 2013
64% Tiger Eyes (2013) " In the end, it represents a solid blueprint for a later, better Blume adaptation, but that's hardly anything to scoff at." — Variety
Posted Jun 6, 2013
64% Epic (2013) " If this is all familiar territory even to film-literate young children, it's nonetheless executed with professionalism and a few dashes of panache." — Variety
Posted May 22, 2013
19% The Hangover Part III (2013) " Ditching the hangovers, the backward structure, the fleshed-out characters and any sense of debauchery or fun, this installment instead just thrusts its long-suffering protagonists into a rote chase narrative ..." — Variety
Posted May 21, 2013
—— The Second Meeting (2013) " It's lovely to see the two former adversaries greet one another as friends, but neither they, nor the film itself, seem to have any idea what to do afterward." — Variety
Posted May 15, 2013
8% Java Heat (2013) " The potential fun is all thoroughly undone, however, by an eye-roller of a script and a leaden lead performance from Twilight heartthrob Kellan Lutz." — Variety
Posted May 15, 2013
35% Peeples (2013) " "Peeples" may appropriate its entire premise and plot structure from "Meet the Parents," but its heart is suffused with French cinema." — Variety
Posted May 5, 2013
44% The Call (2013) " There's little to differentiate this high-pitched screamer from a particularly feverish Law and Order rerun." — Variety
Posted Mar 12, 2013
15% Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013) " While the film rarely provokes any strenuous eye-rolling, it also can't drum up even the slightest interest in the fate of its characters, let alone suspense." — Variety
Posted Jan 25, 2013
90% Inequality For All (2013) " There are certainly lessons to be gleaned from Reich's journey through politics." — Variety
Posted Jan 22, 2013
84% Kon Tiki (2013) " A visually impeccable, professionally crafted modern vessel that lacks any of the patched-together soul of its subject." — Variety
Posted Jan 10, 2013
76% Kill List (2012) " Displaying both a nasty edge and a playful sense of humor -- but thankfully, never at the same time -- Brit import Kill List is several cuts above its fellow midbudget horror brethren." — Variety
Posted Jan 8, 2013
38% The Guilt Trip (2012) " A timid, modestly pleasant time-passer distinguished mostly by its unexplored potential." — Variety
Posted Dec 17, 2012
49% The Man With the Iron Fists (2012) " As endearing as it is exhausting, The Man With the Iron Fists bears strong resemblance to a hyperactive puppy: sloppy, scatterbrained, manic and migraine-inducing, but possessing an earnest sense of excitement." — Variety
Posted Nov 1, 2012
25% Fun Size (2012) " A hydra-headed attempt to dirty up the Nickelodeon brand while simultaneously scrubbing raunchy high-school hookup tropes into family-friendly shape." — Variety
Posted Oct 25, 2012
76% Premium Rush (2012) " The lovably ridiculous bike-messenger thriller Premium Rush is a welcome throwback." — Variety
Posted Aug 23, 2012
57% Sparkle (2012) " Sparkle deals in such well-worn rise-and-fall music-bio tropes that it's hard to blame it for simply coasting on narrative shorthand at times. But the lackadaisical storytelling can inch toward outright laziness." — Variety
Posted Aug 16, 2012
42% Step Up Revolution (2012) " Step Up Revolution, the fourth entry in the venerable dance franchise, is a narrative failure but a triumph of sheer spectacle." — Variety
Posted Jul 25, 2012
17% Four () Variety
Posted Jun 20, 2012
70% Men in Black III (2012) " In this age of blockbuster bloat, Sonnenfeld's willingness to wrap things up well before the two-hour mark, as well as his eschewal of sledgehammer product placement, count as gestures of considerable mercy." — Variety
Posted May 22, 2012
100% The New Year (2010) " [The New Year is] richly endowed with true-to-life moments, a generosity of spirit and an unsentimental perspective on the quarter-life crisis." — Variety
Posted Apr 30, 2012
74% Chimpanzee (2012) " As expected, the primate behavior on display is fascinating, as deftly framed by the filmmakers; one could watch this band of apes make tools and crack nuts for hours." — Variety
Posted Apr 16, 2012
25% Wrath of the Titans (2012) " It's a mess too, but it's far more defensible as a lazy Sunday lark for those who have just recently outgrown action figures." — Variety
Posted Mar 28, 2012
33% Musical Chairs (2012) " [The film] has its heart in the right place, but with default-setting characters, loudly telegraphed emotional beats and lack of any real sizzle to enliven its maudlin moralizing, it all feels like a cursory run through a well-trodden routine." — Variety
Posted Mar 22, 2012
—— All Tomorrow's Parties (2009) Variety
Posted Feb 23, 2012
94% Passenger Side (2010) Variety
Posted Feb 23, 2012
—— Unbeatable Harold (2007) Variety
Posted Feb 23, 2012
—— Mavro livadi (Black Field) (2009) Variety
Posted Feb 23, 2012
—— Playing Columbine () Variety
Posted Feb 23, 2012
—— The Korean (2009) Variety
Posted Feb 23, 2012
—— Teenage Dirtbag (2009) Variety
Posted Feb 23, 2012
—— Skiing Everest (2009) Variety
Posted Feb 23, 2012
—— Branson (2009) Variety
Posted Feb 23, 2012
—— Del amor y otros demonios (Of Love and Other Demons) (2009) Variety
Posted Feb 23, 2012
77% The Other F Word (2011) Variety
Posted Feb 23, 2012
—— Sawdust City () Variety
Posted Feb 23, 2012
17% Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2012) " Spirit of Vengeance is weighted down for long stretches in the middle, as it starts to treat its own religious hokum plotline with undue seriousness." — Variety
Posted Feb 18, 2012
—— About the Pink Sky () Variety
Posted Feb 14, 2012
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